EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6218027]The first ad looks like a lady that advertised before under another name in that area off 75th. I saw her once, no fun, boring, crappy massage.[/QUOTE]I have seen the first one a few times. Kind of a blah personality. Massage was ok, nothing special but not too bad. There was no hint of extras and no roaming. Easy parking and private incall in the basement of your townhome / condo set up. I had heard a while ago some guys did get extras but I did not get that vibe, and her who attitude is almost like 'you're welcome for the massage now get out'. Not mean but sort of low key don't ask me for extras hostile.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6217946]I like that Euro ads seem to be trickling in. I'd TOFTT immediately with the following, but I'm a north burbs guy.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bts/d/downers-grove-manscaping-body-treatments/7558067264.html[/URL]

Also, this ad:
[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7551951424.html[/URL]

is also this:
[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/5396361-Russian-French-48-years-old-blond-cougar-pleases-you-with-relaxing-tantra-and-NURU-massages-.html[/URL]

And I see now that the ad I posted previously is for Olga's clinic in AH. Always reliable for a visit, either way.[/QUOTE]These are all the same people covered before in various times. The last 2 she is even on a dating site, nice lady, but pretty old. She is up front about that also. The DG lady is just legit, her ads even say so, I recall her having a disclaimer once on one of her ads about "strictly legit we report" or something of that nature. Not sure why one would chance it.

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6219210]These are all the same people covered before in various times. The last 2 she is even on a dating site, nice lady, but pretty old. She is up front about that also. The DG lady is just legit, her ads even say so, I recall her having a disclaimer once on one of her ads about "strictly legit we report" or something of that nature. Not sure why one would chance it.[/QUOTE]Yeah, come to think of it, it's just this woman who has advertised forever: [URL]massageanywhere.com/profile/daivamarkevicius[/URL]

When they can't stop putting out ads for a long period of time, it tells me they are legit or simply can't hold on to a steady utr client base.

So I visited Chicago like 1. 5 years ago and visited someone from CLC. It seems these women tour around the US and rotate around. Does anyone know which orgs they're connected with in California? I'd love to see some of these girls when they come through the west coast here.

TIA.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/niles-personal-training-pilates-yoga/7557969179.html[/URL]

Anyone know if she's legit?

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;6221223][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/niles-personal-training-pilates-yoga/7557969179.html[/URL]

Anyone know if she's legit?[/QUOTE]Looks like she might kick your ass if you sked for a BBBJ. Haha.

[QUOTE=Drk2525;6220502]So I visited Chicago like 1. 5 years ago and visited someone from CLC. It seems these women tour around the US and rotate around. Does anyone know which orgs they're connected with in California? I'd love to see some of these girls when they come through the west coast here.

TIA.[/QUOTE]At least 2 are also with this group: xoclub. Ch.

A few are on models-[URL]world.com[/URL].

Some are independent and at least one is from CA.

Anyone have any recent info on what the deal is with the "MyoMy" place in Schaumburg on Golf road? I noticed they now have their own sign displayed in front of the plaza. Every time I call and inquire, I get a woman with an Eastern European accent who says "wrong number". It's so weird. They are clearly operational and advertising, and they have a handful of reviews on rubmaps. And we also know that Tatiana's used to operate out of that same building.

Maybe they're just being extremely careful and only seeing a handful of previously well-known clients? Is there some secret password you have to say when they pick up the phone? I just don't get it. Hopefully you guys are having more success than me with this place.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;6223474]Anyone have any recent info on what the deal is with the "MyoMy" place in Schaumburg on Golf road? I noticed they now have their own sign displayed in front of the plaza. Every time I call and inquire, I get a woman with an Eastern European accent who says "wrong number". It's so weird. They are clearly operational and advertising, and they have a handful of reviews on rubmaps. And we also know that Tatiana's used to operate out of that same building.

Maybe they're just being extremely careful and only seeing a handful of previously well-known clients? Is there some secret password you have to say when they pick up the phone? I just don't get it. Hopefully you guys are having more success than me with this place.[/QUOTE]That office used to be the old Schaumburg location for Tat's. The number is still in use by the former Euro operator, who will indeed hang-up on you if you call. After Tats left, a Turkish woman opened up a legit shop and named it MyoMy. Here's the rub, pardon the pun. I think it was Rubmaps that updated the old Tats add with MyoMy's business name, all without changing the number.

This is MyoMy: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/myomy_massageandwellness/[/URL] No password required and you aren't missing a single thing. Just a vanilla bodywork location.

RIP Tatiana's.

I'm always on the hunt for EMP prospects. I just noticed this ad. It has Euro service written all over it:

[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/122-Female-Escorts/5880144--PROSTATE-MASSAGE-312-383-4218-BODY2BODY.html[/URL]

I search the email, which brings me to another ad on a Russian language message board. Another good sign this is legit:

[URL]https://rusrek-com.translate.goog/mall/gimalayskiy_kotyenok_himalayan_kitten__7599965/?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc[/URL]

Even still, the name in the email sounded more AA than Euro. Then I notice the persons wrist in the cat pic. Looks like AA skin tone, but in a Russian language message board?! The 312 number also leads back to a name on the deep south side. Color me befuddled, I guess. I love a good mystery and the hunt more than anything.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6225805]I'm always on the hunt for EMP prospects. I just noticed this ad. It has Euro service written all over it:

[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/122-Female-Escorts/5880144--PROSTATE-MASSAGE-312-383-4218-BODY2BODY.html[/URL]

I search the email, which brings me to another ad on a Russian language message board. Another good sign this is legit:

[URL]https://rusrek-com.translate.goog/mall/gimalayskiy_kotyenok_himalayan_kitten__7599965/?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc[/URL]

Even still, the name in the email sounded more AA than Euro. Then I notice the persons wrist in the cat pic. Looks like AA skin tone, but in a Russian language message board?! The 312 number also leads back to a name on the deep south side. Color me befuddled, I guess. I love a good mystery and the hunt more than anything.[/QUOTE]That phone # also links to an ad for "Christy" and matches an old number I had for Christy a couple years ago operating as an independent or so I thought from a small apartment in Glenview and I heard was not operating from a hotel in Schaumburg. The number links to other ads as well:

[URL]https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/7f26f362-28e9-45c3-a51a-31c51a8b50c6[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.ebackpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chicago/22562259.html[/URL]

Is it an agency? A little group of independents? Or just one girl pretending to be 3-4 different girls?

Thanks Dr for that intel, saved me the time and the cash since I thought about checking that out one day. I owe you an e at sammich, aka intel on other prospects. ,tagreplacement0}.

I saw that, looks intriguing alright, even better if there were extras. TOFTT and let us know, LOL.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;6221223][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/niles-personal-training-pilates-yoga/7557969179.html[/URL]

Anyone know if she's legit?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CakeLover13;6226663]Thanks Dr for that intel, saved me the time and the cash since I thought about checking that out one day. I owe you an e at sammich, aka intel on other prospects. ,tagreplacement0}.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6225831]That phone # also links to an ad for "Christy" and matches an old number I had for Christy a couple years ago operating as an independent or so I thought from a small apartment in Glenview and I heard was not operating from a hotel in Schaumburg. The number links to other ads as well:

Is it an agency? A little group of independents? Or just one girl pretending to be 3-4 different girls?[/QUOTE]The more I dig, the more it looks like a service. The oldest ad I found was from 2018, with copy that read, "European beautiful neat friendly girls. " It has random, luck-of-the-draw outcall written all over.

The usual 0110 number. I like the eye candy she's using now. If only she was as sweet, kind, and gentle as the girls in the pics. Interesting that she's suddenly offering outcall.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/northbrook-european-massage-in-out-calls/7562155253.html[/URL]

"Hand Therapy"
Despite the stolen pics of model Ruby Lee and Jersey area code, this one feels like Euro outcall:
[URL]https://www.massagebook.com/Chicago~Massage~Lanalit[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6233797]The usual 0110 number. I like the eye candy she's using now. If only she was as sweet, kind, and gentle as the girls in the pics. Interesting that she's suddenly offering outcall.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/northbrook-european-massage-in-out-calls/7562155253.html[/URL]

"Hand Therapy"
Despite the stolen pics of model Ruby Lee and Jersey area code, this one feels like Euro outcall:
[URL]https://www.massagebook.com/Chicago~Massage~Lanalit[/URL][/QUOTE]The ole glove lady at the 0110.

Lana lit, ha. Maybe someone rolls the dice.

Looks like Jane is back in Palatine or back advertising. CL.

I saw Anna a few weeks back. Had asked for Julia, but for some reason the lady set me up with Anna. Thought she was pretty cute. I'm terrible at judging age. Late 30's? Early 40's? No clue, really. But I thought she was very cute and friendly.

Can confirm FS is on the table. And CBJ but wow it was rough--and not in the good way. On the other hand, only seemed interested in doggy, resisted all other efforts at changing position. So there's that. Even so, might see her again in a pinch.

[QUOTE=YDiner14;6207130]Has anyone else met Anna and can report on this service / looks or any other girls at this location?[/QUOTE]Also saw Julia for the second time. Only seems to offer L1 with some hint at FIV down the line? Not sure there.

[QUOTE=Waking521;6241225]I saw Anna a few weeks back. Had asked for Julia, but for some reason the lady set me up with Anna. Thought she was pretty cute. I'm terrible at judging age. Late 30's? Early 40's? No clue, really. But I thought she was very cute and friendly.

Can confirm FS is on the table. And CBJ but wow it was rough--and not in the good way. On the other hand, only seemed interested in doggy, resisted all other efforts at changing position. So there's that. Even so, might see her again in a pinch.

Also saw Julia for the second time. Only seems to offer L1 with some hint at FIV down the line? Not sure there.[/QUOTE]What did the CBJ and K9 CFS run you? 30 or 60 minutes? Doesn't sound great but if the price is right maybe. Thank you!

[QUOTE=YDiner14;6242639]What did the CBJ and K9 CFS run you? 30 or 60 minutes? Doesn't sound great but if the price is right maybe. Thank you![/QUOTE]I heard there also a red head named Lyia at GH. Anyone see her?

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;6242648]I heard there also a red head named Lyia at GH. Anyone see her?[/QUOTE]I love redheads and would like to hear more.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6242972]I love redheads and would like to hear more.[/QUOTE]I would say she's probably in her 60's, great massage but not my first choice. Also does L1 but nothing special.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;6221223][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/niles-personal-training-pilates-yoga/7557969179.html[/URL]

Anyone know if she's legit?[/QUOTE]Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6244355]Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFFT. "Face barely moved" = Botox. Would be surprised if her boobs are real.

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6244355]Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html[/QUOTE]Besides Rolling Meadows is she at Irene's too?

Is there anything new or noteworthy happening in the lower Shermer offices? I went to see Nata at CT. I think she is one of the last gals operating out of that little space. Her youthful looking top is always perfect for exploration. Even if the experience is nothing new, I'll take R & R with a mature woman who is very good natured and appreciates playful flirting any day. Life is too short for cold, jaded players.

I noticed that Instagram Lana now lists her office location as being in Wheeling. When I saw her last, she was on Tower Road in Northfield and it looked as if she was just moving in. Why pay rent on two locations only 20 minutes apart? Makes me wonder if anyone else is in those offices with her.

Does she provide any level of happy ending?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6247141]Is there anything new or noteworthy happening in the lower Shermer offices? I went to see Nata at CT. I think she is one of the last gals operating out of that little space. Her youthful looking top is always perfect for exploration. Even if the experience is nothing new, I'll take R & R with a mature woman who is very good natured and appreciates playful flirting any day. Life is too short for cold, jaded players.

I noticed that Instagram Lana now lists her office location as being in Wheeling. When I saw her last, she was on Tower Road in Northfield and it looked as if she was just moving in. Why pay rent on two locations only 20 minutes apart? Makes me wonder if anyone else is in those offices with her.[/QUOTE]

Guys, do you have any exp with this provider? I plan to visit Anita in Glenview.

[URL]https://europeantouchmassage.escortbook.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ziroxd91;6248293]Guys, do you have any exp with this provider? I plan to visit Anita in Glenview.

[URL]https://europeantouchmassage.escortbook.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]If you search deep in the forum, I think you may find what you need. I may have seen her a long time ago and was not impressed. However, I do see Stella frequently (FKA Grace) and enjoy her sessions. More info on her in this forum also and on Ter.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6247141]Is there anything new or noteworthy happening in the lower Shermer offices? I went to see Nata at CT. I think she is one of the last gals operating out of that little space. Her youthful looking top is always perfect for exploration. Even if the experience is nothing new, I'll take R & R with a mature woman who is very good natured and appreciates playful flirting any day. Life is too short for cold, jaded players.

I noticed that Instagram Lana now lists her office location as being in Wheeling. When I saw her last, she was on Tower Road in Northfield and it looked as if she was just moving in. Why pay rent on two locations only 20 minutes apart? Makes me wonder if anyone else is in those offices with her.[/QUOTE]What happened to CT Bushana? Retired? She was always a pretty good time.

[QUOTE=Ziroxd91;6248293]Guys, do you have any exp with this provider? I plan to visit Anita in Glenview.

[URL]https://europeantouchmassage.escortbook.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah I do. Just as a quick point of reference, these types of reviews are posted in the Euro motel massage section. This section here is for Euro massage parlors.

Anita is likely late 40's. When I saw her last, which was probably 3 years ago or so, she still had an impressively fit body for her age. The pic of her with her hands on the wall is the most accurate. Personality is nice and she's accommodating for the price. Daty and L1 but I think more is available for an upgrade.

This agency has been around for over a decade. Over the years they've had a wide range of talent. From girls like Lydia and Agata who were young and hot to average looking older women. Joanna, for example, is probably in her 60's now. I saw her maybe 8 years ago and like Anita she had an impressive body for her age. She's been there for forever as has Stella who I used to see regularly around the same time. This was before she started wearing the mask. I'm not sure about Laura. Never saw her.

Ely and Lydia were my favorites and I would be the first one to book if either of them came back.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6248701]Yeah I do. Just as a quick point of reference, these types of reviews are posted in the Euro motel massage section. This section here is for Euro massage parlors.

Anita is likely late 40's. When I saw her last, which was probably 3 years ago or so, she still had an impressively fit body for her age. The pic of her with her hands on the wall is the most accurate. Personality is nice and she's accommodating for the price. Daty and L1 but I think more is available for an upgrade.

This agency has been around for over a decade. Over the years they've had a wide range of talent. From girls like Lydia and Agata who were young and hot to average looking older women. Joanna, for example, is probably in her 60's now. I saw her maybe 8 years ago and like Anita she had an impressive body for her age. She's been there for forever as has Stella who I used to see regularly around the same time. This was before she started wearing the mask. I'm not sure about Laura. Never saw her.

Ely and Lydia were my favorites and I would be the first one to book if either of them came back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your info. I definitely try her.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6248678]What happened to CT Bushana? Retired? She was always a pretty good time.[/QUOTE]Noticed a new place in the basement. Spa Natural or something like that. Haven't tried them yet.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;6255480]Noticed a new place in the basement. Spa Natural or something like that. Haven't tried them yet.[/QUOTE]Isn't that right across the hall from CT? I believe this Euro woman has been down there for many years. Similar business name. Legit is my hunch, as it's all skin care treatments, unless anyone else can hint otherwise.

[URL]https://rutanaturals.com/about-us[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6244355]Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html[/QUOTE]Agreed. Same experience for me. I was thinking that the cleavage she was showing was a good sign, as well as her thorough sensual touch, but no. She's also a personal trainer.

Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7567686384.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6264944]Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7567686384.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Pretty sure this one has been mentioned recently. Either in this thread, or in the threads for CL ads. I believe she has been around for awhile. Same woman:

[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/5503417-Russian-French-48-years-old-blond-cougar-pleases-you-with-relaxing-nude-amp-NURU-massages-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6264944]Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7567686384.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah, if this is Russian-French Anna, I would definitely avoid. I saw her and had an awful experience.

She posts on MA. Name is Anna. Not to be confused with the several other Anna's mentioned in the forum. And different from the one I asked about from CL. Photo could be her maybe 10 yrs ago. Not unattractive but not a looker. Digits end in 6803.

Place is closer to the lake than it is Deerfield. Had a gut feeling that is was all "above the sheets" when I saw various other spa related equipment in the room. Solid massage. No hint of extras, nor did she get close enough or present the opportunity. Even a few subtle shut downs such as insisting I keep the cover on and repositioning the legs.

Still looking for that solid MT who enjoys making sure you are fully relaxed.

Been to room 5 in the basement a couple if times last week and got nothing from same older MT. Should I be requesting someone in particular?