Massage Parlor Reports

I plan to travel to a more opportune city and was hoping to see if I could convince an AMP girl to come back to the hotel for the night.

Has any of our experts tried and had success doing this? Curious what it took and how it went.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5364058]I plan to travel to a more opportune city and was hoping to see if I could convince an AMP girl to come back to the hotel for the night.

Has any of our experts tried and had success doing this? Curious what it took and how it went.[/QUOTE]I was seeing this young cute Chinese girl for awhile and we had chemistry right off the bat. After several sessions, we got around to the subject about going out for dinner and drinks. The rest is history. I've never had any luck picking up a stranger after one massage and I have more game than you do. Maybe pull out your fat wallet and proposition her. Never hurts to try.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5363695]Doggy with Tuesday huh? Tell me more? What's her place like? She wear her costume for you? Was there extra besides the 75?[/QUOTE]Her place is ok, but I upped the ante with hotel and wine. No costume because it's not worth the upgrade, IMO. Doggy style price was negotiated. Keep in mind, although this wasn't my first session with Tuesday, those sessions were legit with he optional.

[QUOTE=JSmithXnxx;5363473]How many bills did you end up spending? I know for all of that wasn't just $75.[/QUOTE]Doesn't matter bruh. Prices vary for everyone.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5364369]Her place is ok, but I upped the ante with hotel and wine. No costume because it's not worth the upgrade, IMO. Doggy style price was negotiated. Keep in mind, although this wasn't my first session with Tuesday, those sessions were legit with he optional.[/QUOTE]That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5364365]I was seeing this young cute Chinese girl for awhile and we had chemistry right off the bat. After several sessions, we got around to the subject about going out for dinner and drinks. The rest is history. I've never had any luck picking up a stranger after one massage and I have more game than you do. Maybe pull out your fat wallet and proposition her. Never hurts to try.[/QUOTE]I shall humbly accept that I have less game. I enjoy your stories.

I learned a while back that "never hurts to try" is a good motto when at worst you get a no and never see them again.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5363449][URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7325033915.html[/URL]

Had a hot steamy session with Tuesday last night. One hour massage, light touch for $75.

Followed up with doggy style with her nice big ass. Pounding those butt cheeks never felt so good! Let me cum on her ass.[/QUOTE]I have seen Lena for a long time also. Until my last visit it never got to HE even though she does let her customers be undraped and is willing to rub her clients in the general groin area. The last visit she did give a HE and topless for a modest tip. She seemed to imply this was a one time event. If it weren't for this forum I would probably have taken her word for it.

I know that this forum is generally aimed at AMPs but I am glad we get "off topic" and talk about other massage independents. My experiences with most AMPs is mediocre so I generally don't bother with those anymore. Having said that, I probably should have frequented Spanut more before they disappeared.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5364399]That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.[/QUOTE]Be careful with girls named lafawnda, she's probably carrying something.

First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5364399]That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.[/QUOTE]Picture of her room in her studio is posted on her Craigslist ad if you're curious what it looks like.

Going to be in Blaine the 1st weekend in June. Any action out that way? I'm travelling from Michigan. Dm me any info if you could I'd appreciate it.

[QUOTE=SixZeroEight12;5364630]First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.[/QUOTE]What a great detailed review. Damn. Pm the exact location my man LOL.

[QUOTE=SixZeroEight12;5364630]First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.[/QUOTE]Damn, you must be desperate to go shady location in murderapolis for good time with used up grandma LOL. Much respect bruh.

You know what's annoying? Driving around trying to find new AMPs because they got rid of backpage, which was the number 1 spot they would post new AMPs upcoming. Ugh.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5368399]You know what's annoying? Driving around trying to find new AMPs because they got rid of backpage, which was the number 1 spot they would post new AMPs upcoming. Ugh.[/QUOTE]Check out 5 seasons massage. There's a woman in her 50's with an open menu. Place is hard to find and you have to walk through a maze to get to the master bedroom where you'll find a filthy bed full of cum stains and pubic hair infested with lice. You'll get off though which is more important.