2006 Archived General Reports

Out for another stroll on a Saturday night. Saw a few WSW walking about. Picked up one off the K near the car dealer, didn't get her name. She was about 5'7", 100 lbs or so, was wearing a hat and her turtle neck sweat shirt pulled up over her chin. Wanted triple what I was offering and didn't want to budge so she asked me to let her out at the next street. I just wasn't in that much of a mood to go with triple digits. As I turned the corner I saw Bonnie standing outside of DD so I stopped and talked to her. I was really hoping she had seen Jackie this evening but told me she hasn't been around for a couple of nights. So I asked her to go for a ride. Nice girl, cute, not fat but a little on the chubby side. I enjoyed it all for .4. Was going to get some digits but it seems like every time I do get someones digits they are only good for about a week then they no longer work.

[QUOTE=Waldo57]Kate is awesome and I love her hairy bush. I don't care what people say. Maria is a hot 19 year old and her pussy is wondefully tight. Higly recommended. Yee haw!

I Love sex![/QUOTE]Waldo,

Glad to see you're involved in politics now.

Your posts are tailor-made for this General Reports forum. After scanning the Escorts and Streetwalker and Massage Parlor threads, please come back here before posting your thoughts. Seriously. You have wide-spread interests, and rather than scattering your ideas, your fans would like to see your posts concentrated here in one place. This is the place to declare your love for sex.

Thanks, and may the best woman win!

Harry

A reminder: the next [u]Monger of the Month[/u] award will go to the first poster with a credible [b]video[/b] report of a K Avenue SW in action...inside or outside.

Imagine the possibilities. One of the regulars puffing a cigarette with those sexy lips outside DD. One of the skanks doing the K Ave Strut outside the bookstore. An in-bed shot of one of our SWs jiggling her luscious tits. A demonstration of the proper hand-to-clit technique in a masturbation scene.

The winner of this award will once again put Philadelphia on the map as a USASexGuide innovator in helping men find women for sex. Just find a willing provider. Record that delicious video clip. Figure out the technical challenge of posting or linking to it. And be a winner!

Deadline: December 31, 2006


(If you missed it, here’s a link to Forth Ryte’s [post=470719]post[/post] that inspired this award.)

It is always good to have a back up story of why your in the area and your story Jacken is the best I have heard to date.
I have not posted for a long while do to the fact I got busted two months, or so, for just talking to a WSW. So I have not been out since then and I do miss the mongering. I had a good story of why I was in the area but the officer still issued me a ticket and in the end the cost out weights the benefits. So I am now relegated to reading the fine reports given by you fine local mongers. keep up the good work and please be safe out there.

[QUOTE=jacken]All,

I can confirm Dude's report, LE is in full enforce mode today ( typical for 2 weeks to elections). I too was pulled over for “looking suspicious”. Personally I think I was racially profiled since I was the only white guy in a BMW in the area. Anyway, I have a great excuse that got me off scott-free.

I was polite, and respectful when pulled over. When I asked why I was pulled over he said I was going a little fast (clearly not the case since other cars were tailgating me)

Here was the conversation that followed (after the background check).

Officer: Your not from around here, what are you doing here?

Me: Shopping

Officer: Yea, I bet. And what are you shopping for?

Me: Um……

Officer: (before I could fully answer he followed up with) I know, your looking for a girl aren’t you.

Me: Of course not…. (acting insulted with a little hint of a chuckle)

Officer: I see it all day, you guys coming down from the suburbs looking for a girl instead of going home to your wife… be honest that’s why you’re here (I was shocked he was this forward about it)

Me: No sir…, Actually why I’m here is that I am looking for a theater, called the Art Holiday? (acting a little embarised) I’m supposed to meet a friend for a date and he gave me directions to this place but I’m a little lost.

Officer: (Visibly stunned) Oh….. um……sorry, it’s right up the street where the El turns. Be safe…..(handing me back my ID and papers)

And off I went, laughing the whole way home. Moral of the story, claim to be gay and lost, and hope the officer has had sensitivity training (or a camera in his car).

Naturally I can’t tell this story to my friends; so you kind folks are the next best thing. I thank you all for letting my share it here, and for all your posts over the last 5 years I have been reading. It’s kept me out of some real trouble, hopefully this one will save you someday.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Agt4258]It is always good to have a back up story of why your in the area and your story Jacken is the best I have heard to date.
I have not posted for a long while do to the fact I got busted two months, or so, for just talking to a WSW. So I have not been out since then and I do miss the mongering. I had a good story of why I was in the area but the officer still issued me a ticket and in the end the cost out weights the benefits. So I am now relegated to reading the fine reports given by you fine local mongers. keep up the good work and please be safe out there.[/QUOTE]


Sorri to hear of your misfortune on the Ave. Could you give us a bit more detail of what happened? Would be good info and possibly create some ideas on how we can all be safer.

Also how much was the fine? Was it just a ticket or did you have to show up in court. Did they give it to you on the spot or bring you to the station?

I myself have been more than lucky on the ave as far as LE goes, but at the same time I am more than cautious and missed many, many pick-ups and probably spent triple the amount of time on the ave due to my excessive caution when picking up girls. When I look back it would have been cheaper to just spend the money for online escorts, but I like the "HUNT".

Sorry for what happened. I couldn't agree more. Fortunately, I have had a few close calls but have never been charged or ticketed. I tend to try to be very cautious and lose a lot and put in many more hours and miles than most because I am scared of getting caught in the act. Smart idea of having a story ready before you get pulled over with or without SW. And again, it sometimes is cheaper to do escort or incall, but part of the fun is the "HUNT" for me.

[QUOTE=Agt4258]It is always good to have a back up story of why your in the area and your story Jacken is the best I have heard to date.

I have not posted for a long while do to the fact I got busted two months, or so, for just talking to a WSW. So I have not been out since then and I do miss the mongering. I had a good story of why I was in the area but the officer still issued me a ticket and in the end the cost out weights the benefits. So I am now relegated to reading the fine reports given by you fine local mongers. keep up the good work and please be safe out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Feelz Good]Sorry for what happened. I couldn't agree more. Fortunately, I have had a few close calls but have never been charged or ticketed. I tend to try to be very cautious and lose a lot and put in many more hours and miles than most because I am scared of getting caught in the act. Smart idea of having a story ready before you get pulled over with or without SW. And again, it sometimes is cheaper to do escort or incall, but part of the fun is the "HUNT" for me.[/QUOTE]WTF? Do you get off by paraphrasing Davey1965's posts?

Like always your mouth will do.

[QUOTE=Ed Norton]WTF? Do you get off by paraphrasing Davey1965's posts?[/QUOTE]

Diane was a very interesting discovery. Cute, petite and clean just like I like my streetwalkers. She is nice to talk with, not a dummy. And, as it turned out we had a friend in common.

After I told Diane that I’d like to take some pictures of her, and we had agreed on terms, she stated that she needed to do some shopping. Yeah! I was taken back too. She wanted to go to a value store and shop for a bra set. Of cause I asked, “Why?” It seems, she didn’t want to take her pictures in a mixed matched bra set. She then proceeded to show me her cute little baby blue underpants and the non-matching white top. I told her it didn’t matter, I wanted nude shots. She agreed, but stated that she’d like to take a few in a nice bra set. She even agreed to pay for the set herself. So, we ended up at a Rainbow Shop on the avenue. She was getting out of the car when I stopped her and asked if she needed any money, she said, “No.” I watched as she disappeared into the store. It was bright day light, on a busy avenue – but I still checked around the area looking for anything unusual. After a while Diane returned, produced a cute little brown bra set, with a receipt. She said it had only cost $6. The receipt showed $6. plus some change. I offered her the money back, insisting as I took the chump change out and gave it to her.

She started to change into the bra set as we drove. She showed me her pussy and said she wished that she could shave her legs. I reassured her that she looked fine. She then offered to go back to her place where she could shave and get into some really sexy outfits. I questioned her about her place. She claimed to be living with two friends. She then asked me if I’d ever taken pictures of a girl name Victoria.

I told her sure; I had taken pictures of a girl named Victoria. We both began to describe Victoria and from the description we were talking about the same girl. Even down to the BJ. Diane confined in me that she had heard that Victoria gave a good BJ (something I already knew). She said that Victoria and she and another friend shared a place that they used for clients. She also said that Victoria was doing bad, lost more weight and was staying high most of the time. To bad, Victoria is one of my favorites.

I passed on going back to her place and we drove to a location of mine. That’s when I figured out why she had really wanted to get a different bra set. Even though I continually assured her of my fondness for small breast, Diane was very self confident about her small perky tits. Even as I told her that I personally prefer small boobbies because they don’t sag, she tried to cover her own with her hands. She was reluctant to take off the top which looked like she brought a size or two to big. To reassure her more, I got back into the car leaned over and gave them a lick and a nibble. Tasty little treats they are, nipple responsive and she had a nice perfumed smell to her chest.

Diane is truly a nice GFE, type of SW. Friendly, sexy and easy to the eye, Diane claimed that people say she looks like Victoria. I though she favored Jewel, but she has a personality more like Victoria. She has a nice body, firm no flab. She is small. I like them small. Her BBBJ was nice, lots of action and sound.

Would I stop for Diane again? Without a doubt. I believe that Diane would be an excellent FS GFE, provider. I might even chance going back to her place and arranging a threesome. (Diane denied being gay but kept referring to her roommate as her girlfriend. So much so that I had to ask.) I picked Diane up near Lehigh Avenue. She was a good all around find, but, as always, YMMV.

(I am not one hundred percent sure of this girls name. I am pretty sure it was Diane or some name that began with a D. If someone know otherwise, please correct me, I know how much importants some people place in a hookers name.)

There’s no reason for me to type in a disclaimer at this point. Is it? Everyone knows my opinion on the illegal purchasing of pussy. I don’t and you shouldn’t. Everything I post is for entertainment purposes and entertainment purposes only and not to encourage you horny fucks to rush out and buy some snatch.

CookJar

My encounter with Catherine turned out bad. After agreeing on a deal that satisfied both of us she insisted on pay up front. I insisted on a compromise. Half after she got undressed was what I offered. She took off her top and I started to snap pictures. She then stopped and insisted on half now before she continued to undress. Because it was dark and I was liking what little I had seen I gave in. She took my $20 (I didn’t have change; our deal was for $30). She immediately put back on her top and said she’d change her mind. She claimed that she didn’t understand why I wanted the pictures and maybe I would give them to the cops – bullshit.

I ranted and raged, but I soon heard voices coming in our direction so I dropped her off back on the K.

If anyone has a better experience with this girl I’d sure like to know. Maybe I did something to spook her

If no one can give a better report on this girl, I’d say avoid her. She seemed set on ripping off people.

CookyJar

CookyJar,

Diane's small framed female body really makes my dick jump. Spinners like her are a real treat. OMG, how I would love to sit her in my lap and spin her around on my dick.

Cathy looks good too. I would like a chance to shove my dick down her throat.

Thanks for sharing these beautiful girls with the rest of us.

Regards,
Aamco

[QUOTE=CookyJar]My encounter with Catherine turned out bad....If anyone has a better experience with this girl I’d sure like to know....If no one can give a better report on this girl, I’d say avoid her. She seemed set on ripping off people.[/QUOTE]I witnessed an arrest late Saturday afternoon on the upper end of the K near the bridge over Frankford Creek. I can't swear to it, but the girl looked a lot like Catherine. She was tall, slender, attractive, and had on dark pants (as in the photos) and a brownish jacket.

When I arrived on the scene there was a black u/c sedan and one of those big square police vans. I parked a block away to avoid being noticed. The two van officers questioned her for at about 20 minutes. Finally she sat on the sidewalk and smoked a last cigarette. They called a patrol car with a female cop who cuffed and frisked her and drove her away. At no point did she physically resist.

I really felt sorry for her.

[QUOTE=Horny Harry]I witnessed an arrest late Saturday afternoon on the upper end of the K near the bridge over Frankford Creek.

I really felt sorry for her.[/QUOTE]

Me too! I wouldn't wish that on her. However, it was Friday night when I saw her and it wouldn't surprize me if she was still out there on Saturday wearing the same or similar clothing. When these girl are on a bender they often stay out for a couple of days.

I am just suggesting that if you run into Cathy hold on to enough of the prize money to make her want to get the job done.

I don't wanna see nobody hassled by the fuzz, but it is one of the hazzards of her trade.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]My encounter with Catherine turned out bad. After agreeing on a deal that satisfied both of us she insisted on pay up front. I insisted on a compromise. Half after she got undressed was what I offered. She took off her top and I started to snap pictures. She then stopped and insisted on half now before she continued to undress. Because it was dark and I was liking what little I had seen I gave in. She took my $20 (I didn’t have change; our deal was for $30). She immediately put back on her top and said she’d change her mind. She claimed that she didn’t understand why I wanted the pictures and maybe I would give them to the cops – bullshit.

I ranted and raged, but I soon heard voices coming in our direction so I dropped her off back on the K.

If anyone has a better experience with this girl I’d sure like to know. Maybe I did something to spook her

If no one can give a better report on this girl, I’d say avoid her. She seemed set on ripping off people.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

Yes !! She is a certified loon !!! I picked her up quite a while ago (prior to becoming active on this board) and she kept acting all wierd. Everytime I'd head towards a location she would say that is too far and kept insisting on just pulling over on Torresdale (mid-day) and that nobody would see us. Then she started asking for the money and I told her not till you let me park somewhere.

At this point she started freaking out, told me she had a .22 and at that point she reached down towards her sock I made a fast turn onto Church St and with no traffic fore or aft I slammed on my brakes and when her head hit the dash it stunned her a bit. I immediately took my keys out of the ignition, ran around to the passenger side and through her out on her ass. Upon doing that she started crying saying she was only kidding about the gun and she really needed the money and would treat me extra nice. I just walked around, got in and took off. In the next split second she must have hurled a half dozen bottles/debris that was near her at my car..

Certified Looney !!!! This is one of the girls that walks with her hands waving side-to-side..Whenever you see that, it's a sign of a wacko !!!

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Yes !! She is a certified loon !!! ...insisting on just pulling over on Torresdale...and that nobody would see us. Then she started asking for the money...

Certified Looney !!!! This is one of the girls that walks with her hands waving side-to-side..Whenever you see that, it's a sign of a wacko !!![/QUOTE]

WOW!!! That's the same shit she pulled on me. I figured she wanted to be near the K so she could make a quick break back. She kept saying it was cool, that nobody would see us.

Glad to see it wasn't something I did or didn't do. Hey, sometime it just happens that way.

Damn shame, though, girl had a nice face and what appeared to be a nice body. I told her she could have gotten alot more money had she been straight up. So I'm outta $20 buck, it ain't gonna break me. Still it's a shame, she could of been a star.

CookyJar

PS: Thanks for the hand waving tip - I'll watch out for that.