Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Kintaro II; 1367886]Good for you for standing your ground.

So many con artists in that bar it's actually sad.[/QUOTE]Yes. Good for you. The blonde Missy will pull that sh&t, claiming that her dances cost more because they're "better" (they're not). She got all pissed, waved her arms around, said she was going to talk to the bouncer, and I just pointed to the sign (I usually pay $20 per song anyway, and that's what I paid her). So she went and stood by the bouncer, then gave up and walked away. There's also a light-skinned, curvy African-American dancer there who has tried it with me also, with similar results.

Its funny but when I got pissed and pointed out the sign that said $15 per song, the dancer said it was an old sign. If it was such an old sign then why was it still up. It is just a piece of paper and can be taken down in 2 seconds. It is their because Sy put it their and he wants it their. I too usually pay $20 per song but if they are poor dances I will sometimes do 2 and pay $30. None of the girls in Jens are worth $40 per song and few are worth $25 per song. Most songs are 3 1/2 minutes but at 4 minutes per song that is 15 per hour and at $20 per song that is $300 per hour. Never realized a degree in dancing brought in more cash per hour than a degree in Law. Sorry ladies. But you all need to reevaluate your fees and your product.

If you guys want a hilarious time getting "quotes", like I said before, go to Georgie's.

Margarita wanted 40 bucks a song for a HJ. (Heard that from a bud)

Brittany wanted 50 bucks a song for a BJ.

Now maybe I heard wrong; maybe that was the tip on top of 25 bucks a song to the house, but anyway you slice it, that's way too much money considering the time spent, and the attractiveness of the dancer. We're not talking Perfect 10 models here, and the song from the jukebox lasts around 5 minutes.

It's just priceless hearing those girls use those numbers, and there's never any takers. I never saw a guy go to the back when I was there, and I sure as Hell didn't. Now if there were suckers lining up to pay that kind of money, I could maybe understand, but those girls have a tough enough time getting 5 dollar table dancers.

Archie:

There's an report here from a few years back about (deaf) Missy. She ripped off some guy at a hotel. I once got some table dancers off of her. I legitimately lost count, but I knew I was in the 4-5 dance range.

"How many was that?"

"Uh. 8!"

I just laughed at her, and handed her a 20. She looked at the bill as if it had fungus on it, and walked away.

Went earlier this evening and had a couple of decent dances in the bar from Mandy (very nice ass) but didn't waste time or money in the back due to her signals. Then had a cute butt dance for me by the name of Melissa I think was her name. Couldn't stop talking about an ass by the name of cuzzy. Must be a boyfriend. But that is all she kept saying what a jerk he was. Got tired of listening and left. He did sound like a real loser though.

[QUOTE=Lucky8;1369822]Went earlier this evening and had a couple of decent dances in the bar from Mandy (very nice ass) but didn't waste time or money in the back due to her signals. Then had a cute butt dance for me by the name of Melissa I think was her name. Couldn't stop talking about an ass by the name of cuzzy. Must be a boyfriend. But that is all she kept saying what a jerk he was. Got tired of listening and left. He did sound like a real loser though.[/QUOTE]Was Mandy VERY quiet, with a pale complexion?

[QUOTE=Kintaro II;1369830]Was Mandy VERY quiet, with a pale complexion?[/QUOTE]Yes she was. You have the right girl.

[QUOTE=Lucky8;1369888]Yes she was. You have the right girl.[/QUOTE]Thanks dude. I had the same experience as you.

Its between Akron and Medina, not far from Fairlawn on 18. I have never been in the place, but I have passed by many times and always been curious. Strange setup with the little shacks behind you can rent. While I'm sure none of the talent would risk going back to one of those with you, it has always been in the back of my mind if that has ever happened. Any feedback on this place, good bad or indifferent?

[QUOTE=Jon Doe1;1372079]Its between Akron and Medina, not far from Fairlawn on 18. I have never been in the place, but I have passed by many times and always been curious. Strange setup with the little shacks behind you can rent. While I'm sure none of the talent would risk going back to one of those with you, it has always been in the back of my mind if that has ever happened. Any feedback on this place, good bad or indifferent?[/QUOTE]That's where old strippers go to die. Keep driving by.

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1372336]That's where old strippers go to die. Keep driving by.[/QUOTE]I agree. 20 years ago it was a nursing home for semi-retired dancers. I'm guessing some of the same girls are still there. Dancing grannies?

Going to give this one more try. Anyone seen Gina from Jenns and The Club lately? If you have a contact number, it would be appreciated. She is an old friend & would like to see her agai. Tiny girl, large on top and backside. Dark complexion like an Italian.

[QUOTE=Jon Doe1;1372079]Its between Akron and Medina, not far from Fairlawn on 18. I have never been in the place, but I have passed by many times and always been curious. Strange setup with the little shacks behind you can rent. While I'm sure none of the talent would risk going back to one of those with you, it has always been in the back of my mind if that has ever happened. Any feedback on this place, good bad or indifferent?[/QUOTE]There's some new talent once in a while. But mostly older dancers. Guess everyone has to make money some how.

The "shacks" in back, as you called them, are rented by the month and many folks have lived there 10 or 15 or more years. Occasionally there is an opening available. If you're interested in long term rental, see the bartender.

It's kinda like Cheers. Everyone know your name, and business.

[QUOTE=Gdlint;1372561]I agree. 20 years ago it was a nursing home for semi-retired dancers. I'm guessing some of the same girls are still there. Dancing grannies?[/QUOTE]With beer bellies, and sagging fake titties o my

I stopped in last night about 9pm for a drink ($7) for a rum and coke.

Before I got to the bar "Sweet" asked if I wanted a dance. I was literally not sitting down yet so I politely said I would like to get a drink first. She did not stop back.

Brandi (why) , asked if I wanted a dance as I was taking my first drink. It WAS very slow, probably 15 guys in the place, not counting the VIP room. She is a dark haired, fairly pale gal with glasses. I got 1 dance at the chair for the $5 + tip. I declined more due to a distracting halitosis and she did have a bit of a stomach for my taste (she is still petite so maybe I was just grumpy).

Lastly a quite thin, blond gal named Casey stopped by. She had just come in to work after I arrived. I got 3 dances at the bar from her. After dance 1 she suggested a 'private' dance in the back. I am reluctant at Jen's as the area really has less privacy than the darker bar area. Acting dumb (or maybe no acting needed) , I asked about the prices and she quoted me $20 a song. Knowing that the posted price is $15, I declined and said due to time constraints (true) I would just get a few more at the bar. She did give pretty good dances at the bar, encouraging my roaming. I am wondering if maybe she lost some significant weight at some point as she had a distinct lack of firmness everywhere. She still had a very nice body and good dances overall so I would not hesitate to get more bar dances. She did not return any roaming in any manner which would probably keep me out of a VIP dance with her. Claims she works at Christies in Canton also under the name of Casey but, unless the standards at Christies there are lower and different than Cleveland, I would think she is borderline on the talent scale to work there. Maybe someone knows her from that club and could expound further.

Time in club 1hr.

$7 drink.

$27 for 4 bar dances + tip.

[QUOTE=Longjon77; 1372702]There's some new talent once in a while. But mostly older dancers. Guess everyone has to make money some how.

The "shacks" in back, as you called them, are rented by the month and many folks have lived there 10 or 15 or more years. Occasionally there is an opening available. If you're interested in long term rental, see the bartender.

It's kinda like Cheers. Everyone know your name, and business.[/QUOTE]I actually stopped in there yesterday on my way home from Hopkins. Had a few bikini dances from Jamie, a little older (aren't we all) but blessed in the chest. Had 2 or 3 beers, bought her a couple and all in all had a decent time. A little far from home, but considering the way the bars have been lately, I may make a trip out there to see her again soon.