2000-2004 Archived Reports

Might Spearsman and Trashman

Thanks a lot for your help. You've given me enough to go on for sure. I'll be sure and give a full report. I look forward to trying out what DC has to offer. Sounds like a pretty good scene.

I am currently stuck in the wilds of Southwest Florida where the availability of action is about three degrees below zero. There are lots of available women, it just appears that the average age is about 93.4 years. There are escorts available, but they want a photocopy of your driver's licence and major credit card in advance, and I just get more than a little paranoid about that.

I'm headed back in a couple of weeks and all I can say is that I've been saving the green, and the precious bodily fluids, for a quick deposit in my favorite Downtown institution. I just hope this case of near terminal yellow fever doesn't cause a white out on the way.

Does anyone have any information of the current location of Pon from Mykonos? With the current state of unrest in Fairfax, and the unexplained closings of several places (Golden, Mykonos...) I suspect that a provider with all the talents that Pon possessed has undoubtedly resurfaced somewhere. Any information would be appreciated.

Through tightly clenched teeth I'm counting the hours till I return to Downtown.

Randy

I'm new to the area (from ATL) and while I've seen where the SW hot spots are, I was curious to know if many of these girls date in hotels, or is it strictly the quick date in the car. I get somewhat nervous b/c I didn't see as many tucked away areas to do the car thing and it sounds like LE presence is thick.

LE presense is very heavy in DC. Be careful picking up SW's in downtown (L St between 9th and 14th, more or less). The cops love to nail mongers in this area, and the penalty is they take your car (no kidding) and auction it off. For a first offender, they'll generally let you slide, but they'll take your info, and, second time, you're SOL.

Just the same, used to monger the DC area. The hotels used by SW's are up on New York Avenue a good ways up. There are two or three, I forget the names, but I think one is a Super 8.

Cops also like to ride through the hotel lots.

Oh, how I miss the days of Marion Barry!

Slammer,

Yes these girls will do hotels no problem. FS in the car is never my style either so I understand.

The luck of the draw at 1818 brought me a new girl, hard to figure out the name, sounded like Kay-Yee. Made a great first impression--early 20s, nice body & face, maybe 5-3, A cups, trim in every way. The session had the usual pluses and drawbacks of a provider without a lot of experience--nice sense of excitement but tentative TS and a tendency to rush things. Aganst my better judgement we went for the main event first, followed by massage after. Both were OK but I havehopes she may get better. Limited English, though when is that a hadndicap?

DC boys,

Anybody wanting a guided Block tour in B'more, tonights the night.

One of these days Trash, I do need to take one of them tours.... Shit.
LL

Greetings fellow Mongers,

I’m posting this on the three sites I read most MD. D.C. and VA. I am trying to get your thoughts about using credit cards as method of payment at an AMP. We all know cash is king but in the past I’ve used my credit card for the door fee and cash for the tip. Since some of you have “wardens” it probably isn’t the wisest thing to leave a paper trail. But for those of us who are WOW ( with out wardens ) does using plastic limit or change the possibilities? Just wondering.

The Iron Pony is riding outta here.

You missed a really wild night last night let me tell you.

Sorry Iron, but I would recommend that you NEVER use your credit card at any of these places, AMP, MP, escort, etc..

First, there is the problem of having it show up on your credit card statement where the missus can see it. I realize that this is not an issue for single guys, but why leave a paper trail if you don't have to? Six months from now you might find the girl of your dreams, then some day she'll accidentally see your old credit card statements and wonder why you needed all of that muscle therapy.

Secondly, there's the potential to have your number ripped off by either an unscrupulous AMP employee or someone else, the serious threat of "identify theft" that is becoming more and more common.

There is always a one in a million chance that the AMP will be busted and their records seized because of income tax evasion or the like, now the feds have a record of your credit card payment. Your name could end up as evidence in a court case and in the Washington Post, and in that case you are presumed guilty even if you had just gone to the MP for a massage and nothing more (wink wink).

Finally, using a credit card can tempt you into going to the AMPs/MPs more than you can really afford to. Forcing myself to pay cash does help to control the total amount of money that I devote to the mongering hobby.

CASH REALLY IS KING!

Trash, I suspect ANY night in your company qualifies as a wild night.

Iron Pony has raised an interesting question about the pros and cons of using credit cards in the pursuit of our hobby. He obviously recognizes that for those who have a warden, there are immediate, and often insumountable, problems when the bill arrives. Even bills that go to the office can sometimes, innocently or not, come up in the home setting. Therefore, it is most unwise for a monger with a warden to even think about using a credit card.

What Iron Pony, and others, sometimes forget, however, is that the area of potential problems go well beyond just the monthly bill. Establishments tend to keep comprehensive records. They often have detailed customer lists, that can include ALL of the customers preferences. They keep copies of each card imprint. And they, too, get monthly statements. Credit card issuing banks also maintain extensive records.

When LE gets serious about our hobby they often bring in the big guns, including the FBI and the IRS. They have found that charges of tax evasion (what Al Capone was actually convicted of) and money laundering bring much longer sentences. The power of the subpoena makes ALL those financial records available to both the Feds and local LE.

The problem could be simple, they might be looking for customers who have spent a lot of money in the establishment that they can sweat a little and get to testify in court. That could be a embarassment to you, but not necessarily fatal. As long as your boss has a sense of humor, your mother, or your kids, don't read the paper or watch the television news, and you don't care what your neighbors think, you are probably o.k.

The problem could also be a lot more serious. You never know what will trigger an IRS audit, but getting screwed tonight could get you REALLY screwed in the future. If you have a job that requires a security clearance (not too unususal in this area) you really don't want to pop up as a "subject" in a major investigation. LE uses the RICO law in many ways, and they firmly believe that there is a structure to the way the girls move among the AMPs from city to city. When the Bible thumpers make enough noise the Attorney General tends to take notice and the FBI and the U.S. Attorney tends to follow suit.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I can't do my business in cash, I'll pass.

Randy

I've been to a few AMPs where they've asked me if I want to pay with a credit card. I guess they feel they can get more from you.

I walk into an AMP with my car key (I actually remove it from the ring with my other keys), my ID, and $160. Everything else stays in my car. If I can't get what I want with that, then I'll walk away (which has never happened).

Our hobby is a cash business. If you have to put it on a credit card, you should find another hobby.

Randy,

Whenever I go out, it is with the intention to enjoy myself to the max. Somehow, the night always seems to lead to things that others might construe as wild, but honestly I simply follow my instincts and the craziness just seems to fall into place. Perhaps it is because I just let it happen. When you're looking for something too hard, you won't find it, but when you relax and let it come to you, you do find it and more. At least that's my philosophy.

Credit cards for pussy, huh? I agree with Randy and Spear that it's generally a bad idea. I once had a sales guy working for me who had a bad habit of using his corporate credit card at strip clubs and AMP's. Despite the fact that the charges were billed as somewhat innocuous names not readily apparent as sex establishments and the card bill was mailed to him at work so the wife never saw it and the fact that we had the privelege to use the card for personal items and simply pay that portion ourselves by only claiming want we wanted to on expense reports, received an expense check and then paid the bill, the oddball billing names ( probably accompanied by the frequency of them) caused someone in accounting to question them and the next thing I knew, my boss called me to question the matter, resulting in me being forced to fire the guy, despite the fact that he was a top performer. Now, I would hate to explain to my wife why I got fired under those circumstances!

Dear Iron Pony, in regards to using credit cards for such activities:

The bottom line in everyone's answer to your question is that using credit cards for any "questionable" activity (and hence leaving a paper trail) has the LOW but VERY REAL probability of giving someone else power over you. It is a piece of information the knowledge of which has several predicted and unpredictable negatives, and very very few positives. The only positive I can personally think of is the convinience of not having to get cash. With an abundance of ATM's just about anywhere, this really shouldn't be much of an issue.

On the receiving side, I do not need to tell you that just about all such businesses prefer cash. Paying cash, is therefore a win-win situation.