Massage Parlor Reports

This isn't really a report, but or of a request for help. I'm new here and don't exactly know what or how I'm supposed to go about dreaming. If any senior members of the forum could message me and advise, I'd really appreciate it.

Went in for probably the third time in the past 90 days had a standard massage and standard ending but what really made me laugh was a grandmother who brought her two teenage boys there for massages. I don't think I've had that heart of a chuckle to myself in quite some time. There was a lot of commotion and workers were constantly talking to each other And interrupting the massage.

[QUOTE=WahoosFan;5942668]This isn't really a report, but or of a request for help. I'm new here and don't exactly know what or how I'm supposed to go about dreaming. If any senior members of the forum could message me and advise, I'd really appreciate it.[/QUOTE]I would pick a shop, generally all the same. Go in and be polite. They will ask what do you want. One hour? 30 minutes? I suggest an hour. Pay the fee first, in cash. Let them see a couple other $20. , not too much or you will get pressed for four hands (two girls double the prices, both the massage and tip).

Go to room, undress completely, sit on edge of bed, shows you are not shy. When she comes in lay face down. Massage will start with towel covering. That's OK. I'd let the massage play out. I wouldn't get handsy. My preference. I never not get a HE. Flip when instructed and when she starts light rub on front, look her in eyes and a little nod will get it done. Tell her slow if you like. When you leave, tip minimum $40 that will be standard, $60 will get you remembered. That's all there is to it.

Couple tips. Don't drink before, or you might have whiskey dick. Put your unit straight down toward your feet when you are face down. This will ensure brushing and helps hold the blood better for the flip. If you are chubbed on the flip they'll understand.

If you want extras beyond the standard HE read the forum and go to one of those establishments. Easier, until you get some skills. You can light touch their legs during massage and see what the reaction is, but it's not necessary. The AMP girls I know, I know a lot, don't like groping and don't ask do you do this and that before you are in room. That will get you a hard. Only massage reply.

Lets see you don't know how to dream but you do know how to come on this site, register and ask questions on your first post, Me think me smell a rat, just saying.

Some of you senior members may remember Kim, the BBW massage lady who lives in town. She is looking for a few new friends and some help from some old friends. If you remember her as fondly as I do then give her a ring. If you are interested PM my mail and I will better inform you. She is a sweet lady, not a SW or drugged out hoe. Good company is hard to find. Be safe and have fun.

Stopped by 3rd in the morning before 9 and looks like they were still getting ready. Jenny was having breakfast and Mia was in the shower to start the day. Was told to come back later. I texted the number and they told me Annie will be there so I got excited and decided to wait a little longer. Stopped by later in the afternoon and Mia opened the door and when I asked for Annie, she said that Annie wasn't working today. Seems to be a disconnect from the person responding to texts and who's actually working. Wasn't really feeling Mia or Jenny so decided to leave instead.

[QUOTE=WahoosFan;5942668]This isn't really a report, but or of a request for help. I'm new here and don't exactly know what or how I'm supposed to go about dreaming. If any senior members of the forum could message me and advise, I'd really appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Dreaming is easy.

1. Read read read the forum. There are pages off info here.

Referred to as RTFF.

2. pick a place to dream. Dream. When you wake up. Review the dream.

Details are good. Names are good. Dream money details are good.

3. After a dream or 3. You will be building trust and street cred.

Everyone else's dream cost $$ Wether the outcome was good or bad.

Invest in this education as well.

[QUOTE=Koolakulak;5945369]Stopped by 3rd in the morning before 9 and looks like they were still getting ready. Jenny was having breakfast and Mia was in the shower to start the day. Was told to come back later. I texted the number and they told me Annie will be there so I got excited and decided to wait a little longer. Stopped by later in the afternoon and Mia opened the door and when I asked for Annie, she said that Annie wasn't working today. Seems to be a disconnect from the person responding to texts and who's actually working. Wasn't really feeling Mia or Jenny so decided to leave instead.[/QUOTE]I texted third a few times this morning, have not gotten any response. Is there a new number?

[QUOTE=WahoosFan;5942668]This isn't really a report, but or of a request for help. I'm new here and don't exactly know what or how I'm supposed to go about dreaming. If any senior members of the forum could message me and advise, I'd really appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Dreaming is easy.

1. Read, read, read the forum. There are pages off info here.

Referred to as RTFF.

2. pick a place to dream. Dream. When you wake up. Review the dream.

Details are good. Names are good. Dream money details are good.

3. After a dream or 3. You will be building trust and street cred.

Everyone else's dream cost $$ whether the outcome was good or bad.

Invest in this education as well.

Can anyone help with the first 3 digits to 3rd. RTFF found the last 4.

[QUOTE=Koolakulak;5945369]Stopped by 3rd in the morning before 9 and looks like they were still getting ready. Jenny was having breakfast and Mia was in the shower to start the day. Was told to come back later. I texted the number and they told me Annie will be there so I got excited and decided to wait a little longer. Stopped by later in the afternoon and Mia opened the door and when I asked for Annie, she said that Annie wasn't working today. Seems to be a disconnect from the person responding to texts and who's actually working. Wasn't really feeling Mia or Jenny so decided to leave instead.[/QUOTE]Not worth the money no matter the amount.

Had a dream there recently. Probably one of the best dreams I've had at an AMP. Lots of teasing. Standard finish but kept going after one pop. I couldn't get a second pop in unfortunately. 6 for the house 4 for the tip.

[QUOTE=TravlinMonger;5944861]Lets see you don't know how to dream but you do know how to come on this site, register and ask questions on your first post, Me think me smell a rat, just saying.[/QUOTE]I would say definitely possible, it's just a simple forum.

As for finding this forum before being an amateur monger, also possible. I remember when I was traveling to work in Texas, it was my first time looking for SWs, and I ended up just googling to try and find where they were, I know, terrible. But that rabbithole of googling brought me here where I started posting in parallel to starting my journey.

[QUOTE=NobleSwift1;5945887]Can anyone help with the first 3 digits to 3rd. RTFF found the last 4.[/QUOTE]A little creative Googling with the info you already have will yield the results you're looking for.

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;5945911]Not worth the money no matter the amount.[/QUOTE]I would argue that both are not really worth it.