EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ManiakFun;6134067]Hey, since the old euro places seem to be a thing of the past, why is no one on this forum reviewing ir trying the new euro talent that is popping up all over Rubmd. They post L1 but as it used to be it was always YMMV for L2 or L3. Several ads in burbs. They are euro but operate in hotels. I'm ready to sample. Could be the new flock finally traveling.[/QUOTE]This area is for EMP's, some of which are, or were licensed, to actually provide massage. This I think confuses new mongers to this forum and we get the hotel ones thrown in here on occasion, it should not be a recurring thing however.

One is skilled and maybe lives locally.

The other is just here for a short term, probably has a handler, is a provider only.

Legit providers also shouldn't be lumped in here either, especially in the age of many real providers getting propositioned ala Deshaun Watson. Nothing worse I am sure if you are just trying to run a real business than have that occur. (Legit in the sense they do real massage and nothing more. Not taken in the context of "oh she's Legit good bro level 2-3".

[QUOTE=JustDoIt2;6102690]Have seen her twice within the last 2 months. Exactly as you described. Same exact rate. Fun time.[/QUOTE]She charged me 75 for half hour door fee. Additional 50 for L1. Additional 90 for naked and touching. FIV allowed.

[QUOTE=LeinenFun;6136881]She charged me 75 for half hour door fee. Additional 50 for L1. Additional 90 for naked and touching. FIV allowed.[/QUOTE]Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.

[QUOTE=LeinenFun;6137416]Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.[/QUOTE]How would you compare the two on looks, personality and massage?

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6111326]Anyone been here recently?

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/arlington-heights-luxury-body-work-nw/7530473213.html[/URL]

Prior reports of Olga, Irina and Natalia almost two years ago are somewhat mixed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ManTooth;6142325]I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.[/QUOTE]Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? [URL]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790[/URL].

The only thing I see mentioned on the fb page is facials, skin care and weight lose and the posts were from 2015. At least from that it does not look like they offer massage services. So nothing about it screams EMP to me.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6142738]Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? [URL]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790[/URL].[/QUOTE]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

Does this place offer extras? I've heard conflicting reports. Feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=InstantMagic;6143006]Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.[/QUOTE]There are None, sorry.

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;6138144]I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pupsnu;6143600]Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.[/QUOTE]I think you had a misunderstanding. Nude finish for me was 100, not 50+100. Certainly not worth more than 100 and 75 would be more appropriate if we had any decent competition in Chicago.

Can anyone comment on other providers working from the same location? I think there is at least one other.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/ce42145a-07cf-470c-afc9-059efc9e505c[/URL]

Anyone tried her before? Could you please share your experience?

Thanks in advance.

If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91[/URL]

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2875718[/URL]

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL]

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"

[QUOTE=InstantMagic;6143006]Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.[/QUOTE]Probably the closest EMP is 7 H in Deerfield, but that's still further southeast from you.

I've heard this blond is a bit of a BBW who will take care of you massage-wise. Right across the border from Antioch:

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/LittlePieceOfHea[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6144447]If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91[/URL]

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2875718[/URL]

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL]

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"[/QUOTE]The 6412 number also links to an ad for outcall only with Marta.

[URL]https://harlothub.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/massage/786-659-6412-2803065.html[/URL]

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/[/URL]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6144749]This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.[/QUOTE]

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6145130]Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.[/QUOTE]Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6145976]Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.[/QUOTE]All I can say is that Miami Lana is worth the time if you enjoy the EMP experience. IG accounnt is genuine. In full make-up, she's actually a sharp looking lady. Yes, she is mature but she knows how to play the EMP game as we've come to know it. No haggling or overly blunt money talk and she's a very diplomatic and polite host in her office. Only drawback is that it's more of a relaxation massage. If you want actual Swedish, I still have a preference for 7 H. Deep tissue is actually superb with Mantra, if you vibe well enough with her and don't feel put off by her edgy 'tude.

Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.

[QUOTE=OnSome;6171346]Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.[/QUOTE]That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.

[QUOTE=KiwiEater48;6173139]That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.[/QUOTE]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5944492]Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.[/QUOTE]You've actually received more than just a massage at a Heavenly Massage? That seems a little too far fetched. Unless you found a desperate unicorn in Morton Grove. Lead with that story!

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6174631]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.[/QUOTE]Same experience. I arrived on time, had to wait for previous session to end. Next appt at the door knocking before I had a chance to leave. No buffer at all between appts.

Overall good but wish massage was a little firmer.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6174631]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.[/QUOTE]Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=KiwiEater48;6179676]Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Damn. That would make me not want to return. Too many options out there to be treated this way.

Anyone been to Maria's recently and know the current staffing situation?

[URL]https://classpass.com/studios/in-home-massage-chicago-amys-massage[/URL]

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6204151][URL]https://classpass.com/studios/in-home-massage-chicago-amys-massage[/URL]

Well this didn't work out. A dud.[/QUOTE]ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6204159]ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?[/QUOTE]There is almost always a possibility to find a hidden treasure UTR at AMP, BUT NOT not at Euro.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6204159]ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?[/QUOTE]I didn't. Once I got there and got square vibes, I made up a silly excuse and canceled at the last minute. Didn't know this was a legit "therapy" massage site until doing further research.

[QUOTE=Walker333;6204300]There is almost always a possibility to find a hidden treasure UTR at AMP, BUT NOT not at Euro.[/QUOTE]There are hidden treasures at EMPS but they are definitely rare.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6204151][URL]https://classpass.com/studios/in-home-massage-chicago-amys-massage[/URL]

Well this didn't work out. A dud.[/QUOTE]I remember a post pre-covid, possibly submitted by TheWimp, that confirmed she was to be avoided. I don't recall the details, but I remember the photo. She did outcall at his place, possibly allowed minimal draping, then became difficult about it. Long story short. Don't do it.

[QUOTE=LeinenFun;6137416]Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.[/QUOTE]Has anyone else met Anna and can report on this service / looks or any other girls at this location?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6205398]I remember a post pre-covid, possibly submitted by TheWimp, that confirmed she was to be avoided. I don't recall the details, but I remember the photo. She did outcall at his place, possibly allowed minimal draping, then became difficult about it. Long story short. Don't do it.[/QUOTE]Ya the pm guy who got banned for only sharing on pm, LOL. I'd take anything he posted with a grain of salt. I'm this case with the site she was found on, I'd only expect legit regardless.

This gives off Euro vibes and it sounds like a team-up. Anyone take the plunge?

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/arlington-heights-fall-body-treatment/7555018457.html[/URL]

And I'm sure this one is simply legit, but if you have a thing for strong athletic types in yoga pants like I do, it may be worth the standard session:

[URL]https://www.bewbodyworkandrecovery.com/services-9[/URL]

I like that Euro ads seem to be trickling in. I'd TOFTT immediately with the following, but I'm a north burbs guy.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bts/d/downers-grove-manscaping-body-treatments/7558067264.html[/URL]

Also, this ad:
[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7551951424.html[/URL]

is also this:
[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/5396361-Russian-French-48-years-old-blond-cougar-pleases-you-with-relaxing-tantra-and-NURU-massages-.html[/URL]

And I see now that the ad I posted previously is for Olga's clinic in AH. Always reliable for a visit, either way.

The lady RA french anna in the yes BP ad has been reported on before in the bg / arlington heights section. IIRC open menu, mixed reviews, sometimes mongers got attitude from her.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6217946]I like that Euro ads seem to be trickling in. I'd TOFTT immediately with the following, but I'm a north burbs guy.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bts/d/downers-grove-manscaping-body-treatments/7558067264.html[/URL]

Also, this ad:
[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7551951424.html[/URL]

is also this:
[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/5396361-Russian-French-48-years-old-blond-cougar-pleases-you-with-relaxing-tantra-and-NURU-massages-.html[/URL]

And I see now that the ad I posted previously is for Olga's clinic in AH. Always reliable for a visit, either way.[/QUOTE]

The first ad looks like a lady that advertised before under another name in that area off 75th. I saw her once, no fun, boring, crappy massage.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6217946]I like that Euro ads seem to be trickling in. I'd TOFTT immediately with the following, but I'm a north burbs guy.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bts/d/downers-grove-manscaping-body-treatments/7558067264.html[/URL]

Also, this ad:
[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/arlington-heights-massages-offered/7551951424.html[/URL]

is also this:
[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/5396361-Russian-French-48-years-old-blond-cougar-pleases-you-with-relaxing-tantra-and-NURU-massages-.html[/URL]

And I see now that the ad I posted previously is for Olga's clinic in AH. Always reliable for a visit, either way.[/QUOTE]