TOFTT with Kristina from BP
[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pleasing-relaxing-kristina-22/4093775[/url]
So. Every other option fell thru today while I found myself with a little bit of free time and even less money. Called some usual suspects and came up empty, then saw Kristina's ad in BP's Body Rubs section and after some thorough research, I made the call.
Got voicemail and she called back. We setup a time, and to my surprise she gave me the hotel name and address right then, though not the room number. This was two hours ahead of time, so I was wary.
Got close to the time and I phoned back. Said she needed a few minutes and she'd call me back. After ten minutes I was thinking bad thoughts or worse, but she called after another minute. When she opened the door I realized the pics are her though maybe a few years older. She's very cute and tiny, but not the smokin' hot brick shithouse in the pics. She was wearing a thong and matching silk pushup ba, so I'm thinking it's on.
She asks for the gift, which puts me back on edge. Worked that out and she actually counted it while I laid down. Not cool in my opinion, but there it is. Laid down On my back for the what amounted to a perunctory back rub and was asked to flip. Cursory touching before moving to the endgame, and I finally inquired about any extras.
No, no, and no. Her outfit stayed on and unmoved, no touching of anything but a single cheek, and even the HE was half-hearted. Very disappointed in the whole thing, and that's too bad. She has enough looks and what I assume is a great pair of tits, though I can't even say that for certain.
$.60 and I was in and out (and not in the good way) in half an hour. Will not repeat, but I will say she was very cute and very nice. Too bad about the service, 'cause her eyes were especially nice. Those, I did get to see.
I guess my main beef is the not knowing beforehand how it'll play out when you see a massage provider. At least with the FS providers, you know going in what to expect and don't have to beat around the Bush, as it were.
Stay safe and post your info for the rest of us, fellas.
Makes good LEGAL sense for her to that!
[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed;1283055]That's odd because I thought she just bought a bar in [b]Clar[u]c[/u]ksville.[/b][/QUOTE]No; that would be the very sensible LEGAL choice to make: if you're going to have any significant investment in any business or location that needs an official business-license to operate, particularly any business requiring any beer or liquor or adult-entertainment license[s] in addition, it would be very smart not to jeopardize that by risking even getting cited for any violations (let alone risking an arrest for any felony or even any misdemeanor) in that same State!
Would an hour get you better service?
[QUOTE=Wstump; 1283413][url]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pleasing-relaxing-kristina-22/4093775[/url]
She asks for the gift, which puts me back on edge. Worked that out and she actually counted it while I laid down. Not cool in my opinion, but there it is. Laid down On my back for the what amounted to a perunctory back rub and was asked to flip. Cursory touching before moving to the endgame, and I finally inquired about any extras.
No, no, and no. Her outfit stayed on and unmoved, no touching of anything but a single cheek, and even the HE was half-hearted. Very disappointed in the whole thing, and that's too bad. She has enough looks and what I assume is a great pair of tits, though I can't even say that for certain.
$.60 and I was in and out (and not in the good way) in half an hour. Will not repeat, but I will say she was very cute and very nice. Too bad about the service, 'cause her eyes were especially nice. Those, I did get to see.
Stay safe and post your info for the rest of us, fellas.[/QUOTE]
So if you paid for an hour, do you think it would have been different? She is cute. How tall? How was the massage?
I think he paid for an hour?
[QUOTE=Blackhawk 101;1286495]So if you paid for an hour, do you think it would have been different? She is cute. How tall? How was the massage?[/QUOTE]According to her ad and the amount he mentioned, an hour is what he paid for. I doubt he would have given her a tip or more with the lame services (or lack of!) she provided. This kind of thing really pisses me off because you have a guy who just parted with some big bucks and basically gets a half-ass HJ? I say f*ck these bozos (maybe even literally if we're lucky!) who screw it up for the legit providers out there and we all need to get the word out, blackball, boycott or whatever to them. On the flip side, we all need to promote and support the ones who are true to their words and ads. I see one therapist who gives a damn good massage and will do a BBBJ for less than $ and you get a full hour as well as the damn good massage. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay "X" amount for an hour and get 20-30 minutes. Hell, she can sit there and look at my limp weinie until the hour is up, I'm going to get my time.
