Massage Parlor Reports

The title isn't a code phrase, I literally broke my toe getting off the table. Asain glow on bird road and 84 ave is decent at best but also over priced.

First time it was 2 bills total for massage, boobs, and CBJ, and she was average looking and had severe pancake booty sydnrome, and she seemed offended when I asked about FS.

Second time it was 1 bill total for boobs, massage, and HJ and wanted it all upfront. I really need to find somewhere I get more bang for my buck. Any suggestions in the westchester area?

I've seen a few AMPs on BP, but no real prices listed.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2905116]Tried the AMP on nw 25st and the palmetto, met lulu, very nice looking slim MILF, gave good massage, very flirty, could not keep my hands off her, on the flip ask what I wanted to do, went digging into her little shorts, agreed to FS for a paper, the only thing was she came back in the room with 2 rubbas that were not sealed the package, I had my own so I declined hers. I would repeat but not comfortable knowing she is reusing rubbas. Could not find an ad for this place but its in the plaza with the checkers on the west side of the 826 on nw 25st.[/QUOTE]I have to try her, I always have 3 rubbers in my wallet. Just in case. The other Lulu (The busty one) at fontainebleau moved to North Miami Beach so far. For me. I hope she move back.

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Try to hook up for early morning but was not available until noon, kept asking me if she is safe with me like 10 times. Arrived at her incall along nw 27 ave, very nice apartment complex, parking can be spotty, was lucky someone pulled out. First thing is you have to give your license to security to enter, then you have to have her buzz you in.

As far as looks go, I don't find her a show stopper, she has no ass or hips which for me is the deal breaker. Her breast are not as nice as the ad shows. Hooked me up with a little bit of water, kept talking about her other clients sad stories and after a few minutes got down to business. Massage takes place on her bed but I just skipped massage and went straight to business. Gives pretty good CBJ, let me play a little bit with kitty, we 69 a little, then I began to plow. She offered k9 but lack of ass makes it unappealing. Pounded her in missionary but she kept rushing me to nut. To annoy her more I kept holding it and every couple of minutes she would prompt me to cum. After making her sweat I finally busted. I usually don't mind giving a girl a paper for hh since I tend to take long most of the time, but I would not want to bother with this one. No repeat for me.

I literally broke my toe getting off the table. Asain glow on bird road and 84 ave is decent at best but also over priced.

Funny, at least you didn't break your dick, you don't need a toe in there.

She's been working out of the same apt for Years.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2916160][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-friendly-pictures-and-body-rub-100/31333612[/URL]

Try to hook up for early morning but was not available until noon, kept asking me if she is safe with me like 10 times. Arrived at her incall along nw 27 ave, very nice apartment complex, parking can be spotty, was lucky someone pulled out. First thing is you have to give your license to security to enter, then you have to have her buzz you in.

As far as looks go, I don't find her a show stopper, she has no ass or hips which for me is the deal breaker. Her breast are not as nice as the ad shows. Hooked me up with a little bit of water, kept talking about her other clients sad stories and after a few minutes got down to business. Massage takes place on her bed but I just skipped massage and went straight to business. Gives pretty good CBJ, let me play a little bit with kitty, we 69 a little, then I began to plow. She offered k9 but lack of ass makes it unappealing. Pounded her in missionary but she kept rushing me to nut. To annoy her more I kept holding it and every couple of minutes she would prompt me to cum. After making her sweat I finally busted. I usually don't mind giving a girl a paper for hh since I tend to take long most of the time, but I would not want to bother with this one. No repeat for me.[/QUOTE].

Tried below MP last week. Paid the house fee which include bikini massage and fondling.

Went inside with Karen, was asked to get comfortable. She is slim but into her 40's.

Started with back massage, 10 minutes later she asked me to flip. I requested for some more massage as I had paid for full hr.

Another 5 minutes and she requested to flip as she is very tired today. WTF.

Climbed on top. Little fondling and asked how much cash I got. Paid another. 3 for cfs.

Paid and started with K9. She pushed to get into mish and keep asking me to cum.

Finally I blasted as she started complaining that I am taking to much time and she can't do more for this much.

Disappointed performance. Would not repeat. Was out in around 35 minutes including dressing myself.

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Went to SS the other day, first time since they are change owner. At I got to spend time with Anna for 1 hour. She said she had only been there one week, only in the states for a 1 year and had spent time in NY before coming to Miami.

Anna clearly open menu, and I choose 'everything'. Amazing young lady, and stunning soft endless legs and a delicious DATY. I will say, Anna was great.

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[QUOTE=PaulEmanuel;2920713]Went to SS the other day, first time since they are change owner. At I got to spend time with Anna for 1 hour. She said she had only been there one week, only in the states for a 1 year and had spent time in NY before coming to Miami.

Anna clearly open menu, and I choose 'everything'. Amazing young lady, and stunning soft endless legs and a delicious DATY. I will say, Anna was great.

[URL]http://posting.miami.backpage.com/online/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=38677956&uid=75ad083e60774865efcc07adcd9ebf44[/URL][/QUOTE]Rates and final price and things offered. Would be helpful to us mongers.

Hi guys.

Any info on below ladies? Review?

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Appreciate your respone.

GM.

Hey I just moved here from the Carolinas and when I'm looking at these ads I have a hard time knowing where anything is. I'm in the South Beach area can anyone give any recommendations of any places near here?

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2916160][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-friendly-pictures-and-body-rub-100/31333612[/URL]

Try to hook up for early morning but was not available until noon, kept asking me if she is safe with me like 10 times. Arrived at her incall along nw 27 ave, very nice apartment complex, parking can be spotty, was lucky someone pulled out. First thing is you have to give your license to security to enter, then you have to have her buzz you in.

As far as looks go, I don't find her a show stopper, she has no ass or hips which for me is the deal breaker. Her breast are not as nice as the ad shows. Hooked me up with a little bit of water, kept talking about her other clients sad stories and after a few minutes got down to business. Massage takes place on her bed but I just skipped massage and went straight to business. Gives pretty good CBJ, let me play a little bit with kitty, we 69 a little, then I began to plow. She offered k9 but lack of ass makes it unappealing. Pounded her in missionary but she kept rushing me to nut. To annoy her more I kept holding it and every couple of minutes she would prompt me to cum. After making her sweat I finally busted. I usually don't mind giving a girl a paper for hh since I tend to take long most of the time, but I would not want to bother with this one. No repeat for me.[/QUOTE]I don't know if you had a bad experience or what but I had two outcalls with her and she didn't rush me at all. Its true that her breasts could be better but her attitude was great. Maybe I was lucky.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2916160][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-friendly-pictures-and-body-rub-100/31333612[/URL]

Try to hook up for early morning but was not available until noon, kept asking me if she is safe with me like 10 times. Arrived at her incall along nw 27 ave, very nice apartment complex, parking can be spotty, was lucky someone pulled out. First thing is you have to give your license to security to enter, then you have to have her buzz you in.

As far as looks go, I don't find her a show stopper, she has no ass or hips which for me is the deal breaker. Her breast are not as nice as the ad shows. Hooked me up with a little bit of water, kept talking about her other clients sad stories and after a few minutes got down to business. Massage takes place on her bed but I just skipped massage and went straight to business. Gives pretty good CBJ, let me play a little bit with kitty, we 69 a little, then I began to plow. She offered k9 but lack of ass makes it unappealing. Pounded her in missionary but she kept rushing me to nut. To annoy her more I kept holding it and every couple of minutes she would prompt me to cum. After making her sweat I finally busted. I usually don't mind giving a girl a paper for hh since I tend to take long most of the time, but I would not want to bother with this one. No repeat for me.[/QUOTE]I had no problems with her (cool chick) def not 26 though prob early 30's. I saw her about a month ago. Didn't rush me. She does talk about her other customers, without dropping names. It's whatever for me. And she lets you blow on her chest. I would repeat. Shit I think I'm about to text her now lmao.

[QUOTE=PaulEmanuel;2920713]Went to SS the other day, first time since they are change owner. At I got to spend time with Anna for 1 hour. She said she had only been there one week, only in the states for a 1 year and had spent time in NY before coming to Miami.

Anna clearly open menu, and I choose 'everything'. Amazing young lady, and stunning soft endless legs and a delicious DATY. I will say, Anna was great.

[URL]http://posting.miami.backpage.com/online/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=38677956&uid=75ad083e60774865efcc07adcd9ebf44[/URL][/QUOTE]The pics look fake. Was the girl like in the photo? Young and cute?

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2916160][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-friendly-pictures-and-body-rub-100/31333612[/URL]

Try to hook up for early morning but was not available until noon, kept asking me if she is safe with me like 10 times. Arrived at her incall along nw 27 ave, very nice apartment complex, parking can be spotty, was lucky someone pulled out. First thing is you have to give your license to security to enter, then you have to have her buzz you in.

As far as looks go, I don't find her a show stopper, she has no ass or hips which for me is the deal breaker. Her breast are not as nice as the ad shows. Hooked me up with a little bit of water, kept talking about her other clients sad stories and after a few minutes got down to business. Massage takes place on her bed but I just skipped massage and went straight to business. Gives pretty good CBJ, let me play a little bit with kitty, we 69 a little, then I began to plow. She offered k9 but lack of ass makes it unappealing. Pounded her in missionary but she kept rushing me to nut. To annoy her more I kept holding it and every couple of minutes she would prompt me to cum. After making her sweat I finally busted. I usually don't mind giving a girl a paper for hh since I tend to take long most of the time, but I would not want to bother with this one. No repeat for me.[/QUOTE]I tend to do quite well with the body rub and message girls, and I'll tell you a calm demeanor casual approach and hygiene, hygiene, hygiene is the key to good milage.

Well groomed, clean shaved, Body hair removed, clean healthy teeth and freshly showered.

Likewise your mileage will be cut short if you're a fat slob or just have a general unnactractive appearance like bad skin or weak posture, in which case you'll likely find more money in needed.

Take Big Lou for example, his MP payment will be considerably more than most to acquire the same level of service.

[QUOTE=GoldMine;2921545]Hi guys.

Any info on below ladies? Review?

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[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hello-gentleman-25-years-avelable-de-1000-am-a-400-pm-doral-bajada-de-la-36-3057834085/39981982[/URL]

Appreciate your respone.

GM.[/QUOTE]Assuming the pics are real, they're normally not, a Maxim magazine model type Latina, s price start at $200 and has no ceiling.