Avoid Judy at Royal at all costs
I had my worst massagi experience in decades yesterday at Royal. I was met by two mamasans at the front door. One tripped climbing the stairs up to the second floor entrance. She assigned Judy to me (straight black hair, slight stomach bulge, enhanced C-D bolts, front teeth pushing out like bad dentures, 28-38 age range). I hesitantly decided not to ask for a line-up after a provider appearing to be 40-50, and even less attractive, passed in the hallway.
The problem is: Judy refuses to be touched. I gave up my .60 at the beginning but pulled back my 1. from under my watch at the flip, dressed and walked out. "I give massagi, you no give massagi. I take care of you. I no like massagi. No touch."
On my way out the front door, Judy's parting shot was "You evil." I suggested she get out of the massage business. Both mamasans were hiding when I exited (25 minutes after I arrived) or I would have asked for my .6 back.
I will not return to Royal until there is a turnover in management and positive reviews start appearing on this Forum.
Nana at a Grand, three bills, three dimes and three pennies
So Nana seems to be the rage as of late. After reading Hominem's Sep 3rd report I had to try some of that myself.
Initially I had surfed eros and found what I thought was the resurgence of the Chinese apartment circuit in Tysons, same rate, roughly same location but boy was I wrong.
I called and a Vietnamese lady answered, could tell there were some people in the background.
Told me I had to show my id for their protection, man fork that!
I asked if I could just show the face and age but not my address. Couldn't get a clear answer so I figured I'the just show up.
Then when about to schedule a time I'm being asked for my name as is appears on the id, man fork that.
I said thanks but no thanks.
So with "Nana" on the brain I head up Conn Ave.
Get to the spot and the old lady says Nana would be 10 minutes (which means 30 at best). After 10 minutes she asks me if I want to see another girl, I say ok. This (too) tall K gal, enhancements, et al show up. Totally not my type. I told her that Nana does (I flicker my tongue and point to my arse). The girl says "aasehoe? ". I smile and say "ohh yeah" while nodding my head. She's obviously not into that but not only did I have a meeting but also had to pi$$ real bad.
So I said ok, she took off her panties, not only was she mostly shaved but the lips were all tucked in (as opposed to hanging out like a Jewish deli sandwich just the way I like it). The attitude was piss poor and I'm thinking I could be getting a nice rim job right about now.
So I said I'the rather see Nana and cancelled the order.
After a while (total wait time about an hour) Nana comes in.
Nice & skinny the way I like it. Very toned to the point of being a bit muscular, right up my alley.
She started with a BBBJ but never put the tip in her mouth. Ok I can live with that especially since she did a fantastic job of s*ckin' on them balls. Put the whole balls in the mouth, individually and gently and did so for a long time. I asked about a rim job and she obliged.
This is were it starts to go downhill.
Timewise she spent a lot of time down there but it was all flickering and no long licking or deep penetrating.
So after a while I told her that while I admired the effort I'the like to show her how it's done.
I put her on the bed bow wow style and spread open that nice little arse. I started giving nice long slow licks then burying my long tongue up there. Her puss was greasin' up real nice and she was getting so excited her puss kept farting which was real cool.
After a lengthy session of that it was time to take the plunge and it was so loose I might as well have been stabbin' wind!
Usually I attribute this to my pencildik but in this case when I would pull out I'the see a dilation of at least 3/4" most likely closer to 1". I'm thinking a monger with a huge stick musta just tore that up while I was waiting.
I asked her how many guys she'the f'ed so far that day and she said only 2. Of course any serious monger knows you can multiply that figure by a factor of 4 or 5.
Anyway I did what they do in the movies where I pull the whole thing out and just stab it straight back in (usually you have to work it in but not this one).
I turned her around and woof woof was ok since I could squeeze her legs together but I don't like to splooge that way so we went back to mish'
This wasn't gonna happen without manual assistance though.
There was room to rent!
I pulled off the sandwich bag and splooged all over her.
Overall I'the give it a 5, wouldn't repeat but then again I've had much worse.
By the way I have a room in the house I'm trying to rent out. If any mongers know anyone please PM me. I'the prefer a sl*t that'll let me video her with some or all the guys she does but if I can't get that I'the settle for a fellow monger that we can go out and double team gals like Nana
Any takers?
1st time 1413 and 1st post
Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.
Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".
Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)
Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.
Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.
Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.
Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.
Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.
Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.
BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.
M.
