Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Troop]I guess not. Bambi is with Karin of Tampa or at least has been trained by Karin. The Queens Of Upsale! [/QUOTE]And as everyone knows, Karin is really Tampa Tori. The MO described by Bambi is that same as has been described by countless here on bad experiences with Tampa Tori and all her alter egos. Kristi, Amanda Luv, etc. The ads are so easy to spot. Just watch Backpage for ads containing (borrowed) pics of a blond model with no face shots, some mention of being a college co-ed, and profuse assurances that she is the best in town, legit and not using fake pics. She changes names often, but the service remains the same.

I think you overpaid for a HJ. 2 Jacksons would have been more than enough. Gloves are not standard in Miami, this is the first time I've heard of rubber gloves being used during the body rub. Anyone else experience this? Too bad you didn't pick up the other chick. Where was this place with rubber gloves? I wanna make sure I don't go there.

[QUOTE=G Money Cool]And as everyone knows, Karin is really Tampa Tori. The MO described by Bambi is that same as has been described by countless here on bad experiences with Tampa Tori and all her alter egos. Kristi, Amanda Luv, etc. The ads are so easy to spot. Just watch Backpage for ads containing (borrowed) pics of a blond model with no face shots, some mention of being a college co-ed, and profuse assurances that she is the best in town, legit and not using fake pics. She changes names often, but the service remains the same.[/QUOTE]This forum is so valuable. I never, ever vist a Provider without researching this forum first. This is why Monger reports are so needed.

I seem to have a problem connecting with these independent Rubber Girls. I always get to my appointments on time and expect the same in return. I'm looking through Backpage for a Rubber and find Kashmir The Tantric Goddess. Big Ed and the twins say yes, lets do this. Lets climb the walls at the Kasbar. (her ad) Ad says call between 9am and 330pm for appointment. I call about 10am and wake the surly rubber. She growls, "call me back." I did not. Two hours later she calls 3 times. I answer and shes as sweet as can be. I get an appt next day 2pm. She says call an hour ahead to confirm. I do and shes just waking again. But shes sweet. "Call me when your near and I'll guide you in." Again Big Ed and the twins are excited. I call at ten till two and the surly Kashmir answers, "Its not 2 yet yet. Don't call me till 2.". Before I can explain by the time I get your directions and find you, it will be 2. She hangs up. Big Ed and the twins say f#@k her. Not sure what they ment by that, but I went back to work. Crap!

[QUOTE=Vitamin P][url]http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=09047509[/url]

[url]http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=09047510[/url][/QUOTE]Osaka gets busted? That makes no sense. They turn legit and get busted. That's funny....

[QUOTE=Super Tramp]Osaka gets busted? That makes no sense. They turn legit and get busted. That's funny....[/QUOTE]Prostitution and providing unlicensed health care, doesn't sound like they turned "legit" to me.

Hello,

Has anyone heard when Body Sage will reopen? It distinguished itself by charging only $65/hour for a massage. I've called a couple of times and drove by today. No luck, but the sign is still up.

IMHO, Mimi was pretty righteous over there while it was open.

Does anyone know of another AMP like B_Sage that charges in the $60 range for an hour?

[QUOTE=Bill Voltaire]Hello,

Has anyone heard when Body Sage will reopen? It distinguished itself by charging only $65/hour for a massage. I've called a couple of times and drove by today. No luck, but the sign is still up.

IMHO, Mimi was pretty righteous over there while it was open.

Does anyone know of another AMP like B_Sage that charges in the $60 range for an hour?[/QUOTE]

All 3 places are reasonably priced and are RECOMMENDED for good service.

Body Temple (Asian Massage) $70/hour table shower and great Asian massage in a very nice facility. The table showers are very thorough and you will leave completely drained of any tension or stress you might have come with. [url]http://www.salonsinflorida.com/Body-Temple-25296.html[/url]

Jantana (Asian Full Body Rub) works out of her home in Largo $50/hr basic ($80/hour/upgrade) and you may get some of her awesome Thai curry as a treat! Jantana takes direction well and is very accommodating. You will leave a happy man as Jantana will stroke your tense muscles until they release all the tension inside! [url]http://jantanabodyrub.com/photos.html[/url]

Final Touch/Tropical Gardens (relaxing aromatherapy) $80 for 20 minute headache relief with a very nice selection of girls that will make it hard for you to choose. You will keep you coming back for more as your stress is always relieved. [url]http://www.finaltouch-tropicalgardens.com/apps/photos/[/url]

Go to St Pete AMP Board and search on these providers for more details.

Hello all,

I am a recent transplant to Florida and this is my first post in the Florida forums. Thanks to all for the many posts that have made getting aquainted with Tampa much easier.

My report is on the newly named AMP on N. Dale Mabry (if you can't find their ads on CL, you are blind).

They are touted as legit only, however there are options with the right girl. When it comes to hit and miss AMPS, I typically would disregard except in this case EVERY massage from every girl I have recieved has been amazing. If you are looking for a great rubdown and the potential for more, check this place out. I personally recommend the .99 90-minute massage w/TS if you have the time. If you want to know the names of the two ladies I know offer extra, send me a PM. Since I am not a Senior Member, this is open to everyone that has at least made some post contribution.

Note: they use a LOT of oil. If this is a problem with you, best to avoid. Although they do the TS after the massage instead of before like most AMPS.

Deviant

Guys, I'm normally a STFF (search-the-fucking-forum) sort of person, but in this case searching the forum wasn't terribly helpful.

I'm in search of a girl [i]in Tampa[/i] -- I don't want to drive to St. Pete -- who gives a really good, deep tissue massage. I'd prefer an actual LMT who can take care of my aching neck and upper back, and then drain my balls, although the last is optional. I'd even be ok seeing someone perfectly legit, as long as she's talented.

So, to sum up:

[b]REQUIRED[/b]

- Top-notch, professional deep tissue massage skills. LMT preferred.
- Female and above-average looking, with an athletic build. (I can't stand being massaged by an ugly and/or dumpy woman, no matter how talented.)

[b]OPTIONAL[/b]

- BBBJ, preferably with CIM. A handjob or CBJ will not cut it for me. She might as well be electrocuting my cock, that's how useless it is for me.

Gentlemen, I appreciate your feedback. Post in the forum or PM, whichever you prefer.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]All 3 places are reasonably priced and are RECOMMENDED for good service.

Body Temple (Asian Massage) $70/hour table shower and great Asian massage in a very nice facility. The table showers are very thorough and you will leave completely drained of any tension or stress you might have come with. [url]http://www.salonsinflorida.com/Body-Temple-25296.html[/url]

Jantana (Asian Full Body Rub) works out of her home in Largo $50/hr basic ($80/hour/upgrade) and you may get some of her awesome Thai curry as a treat! Jantana takes direction well and is very accommodating. You will leave a happy man as Jantana will stroke your tense muscles until they release all the tension inside! [url]http://jantanabodyrub.com/photos.html[/url]

Final Touch/Tropical Gardens (relaxing aromatherapy) $80 for 20 minute headache relief with a very nice selection of girls that will make it hard for you to choose. You will keep you coming back for more as your stress is always relieved. [url]http://www.finaltouch-tropicalgardens.com/apps/photos/[/url]

Go to St Pete AMP Board and search on these providers for more details.[/QUOTE]I paid a visit to Jantana today and she is definitely a real sweetheart and enjoyed the massage and what she does. Enjoyed the "TO GO" bag as well, that now also includes a fortune cookie!

Tampa Monger wrote: "might as well be electrocuting my cock. "

I'm not a fan of CBJ either. But electrocuting my cock might be fun. I'm UP for giving that a try. I like to explore. LOL

I got a call from a very sweet Kashmir The Tantric Goddess a few days ago. She was drumming business in her slow period. I posted about her a few few days ago. (#1311) She was not only sweet, she was giving me a special 80 rate if I wanted to cum over. As Ive reported in the past, I dont hold grudges so off I went to meet Kashmir. However after knocking on the door several times, a human beachball waddles to greet me. I kid you not. A beachball with legs. She was as wide as she was tall. Without a word I got back into the monger rocket and took off.

I like a women with meat on the bones, but not fat. Stay clear.

After the Kashmir fiasco I decided to try Teri , the independant masseuse that Bill Ho turned us on to some time back. I had bad luck with Teri (see posts 1282,1287) and appointment. Teri called me right back and was very pleasent as she always is. I made an appointment for the next day

Bill was right. She was great with her hands. She looked terriffic. She did a great job climbing all over me with her very toned, naked body. The ending as you all know is a HJ. And as Tampa Monger has stated in the past,HJs and CBJs dont feed the bull dog. However the massage was one of the best and most enjoyable Ive ever had. I will revisit Teri. Soon me thinks.

Thanks Bill Ho for turning me on to this gem.

[QUOTE=Troop]I got a call from a very sweet Kashmir The Tantric Goddess a few days ago. She was drumming business in her slow period. I posted about her a few few days ago. (#1311) She was not only sweet, she was giving me a special 80 rate if I wanted to cum over. As Ive reported in the past, I dont hold grudges so off I went to meet Kashmir. However after knocking on the door several times, a human beachball waddles to greet me. I kid you not. A beachball with legs. She was as wide as she was tall. Without a word I got back into the monger rocket and took off.

I like a women with meat on the bones, but not fat. Stay clear.[/QUOTE]Makes you wonder why India and Pakistan would fight bloody wars for half a century over a chubby rub-and-tugger.