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[QUOTE=Luckynky2; 1871243]It is quite obvious once you get it down. Little orphan Annie says.

Allez-oop! The chick, what a gas!

What a vibration!

To be sent on the door mat.

Filed, ruined, drained, filled.

You are the King of the divan!

She says to me in passing.

I am the King of the divan.

Allez-oop! Don't mind, don't worry.

Don't affect me.

It's not today.

That the sky will fall on my head.

And I'll be without glue (to huff)

Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!

This life's for me.

Allez-oop! My chick has gone away,

Flew away, finally had enough, to break.

The sink, the bar, leaving me alone.

Like a complete jerk.

Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!

I've put my foot in it[/QUOTE]LOL Can't wait to read your interpretation of his next review.

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Met with these two as a duo. Pics are accurate. Dark haired one is very cute and sexy, blonde is good too but not on same level as dark hair. If you do a single session then go with dark hair. They are new to this they stated and I believe that but I do see some really good potential.

I texted to setup, they were responsive and easy to find a time. I showed up close to their spot and then had to wait 30 minutes while they were figure out hotel issues so it was a bad start to the event. Then once I met them they didn't have any hats and never mentioned to me that it would be BYOH party so blonde ran down street to get some and dark hair and I started to get to know each other. The session was very basic overall but I think they have potential and I think next time I will try dark hair alone.

They are probably worth a visit for both if you are into duos. I def think the dark haired one is worth a single visit.

They are real and with time I think can be very good.

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Met with these two as a duo. Pics are accurate. Dark haired one is very cute and sexy, blonde is good too but not on same level as dark hair. If you do a single session then go with dark hair. They are new to this they stated and I believe that but I do see some really good potential.

I texted to setup, they were responsive and easy to find a time. I showed up close to their spot and then had to wait 30 minutes while they were figure out hotel issues so it was a bad start to the event. Then once I met them they didn't have any hats and never mentioned to me that it would be BYOH party so blonde ran down street to get some and dark hair and I started to get to know each other. The session was very basic overall but I think they have potential and I think next time I will try dark hair alone.

They are probably worth a visit for both if you are into duos. I def think the dark haired one is worth a single visit.

They are real and with time I think can be very good.[/QUOTE]Thanks and good to know, I always carrying extra hats just for this purpose. I would like to try the dark hair but not supposed to drive and it would be a long scooter ride for me LOL

[QUOTE=HappyHobbyist;1871161]I think I need a decoder ring for whatever Lyndon was saying.[/QUOTE]I was stoned last night reading the board and I thought it was just me. Glad it wasn't. LOL

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Met with these two as a duo. Pics are accurate. Dark haired one is very cute and sexy, blonde is good too but not on same level as dark hair. If you do a single session then go with dark hair. They are new to this they stated and I believe that but I do see some really good potential.

I texted to setup, they were responsive and easy to find a time. I showed up close to their spot and then had to wait 30 minutes while they were figure out hotel issues so it was a bad start to the event. Then once I met them they didn't have any hats and never mentioned to me that it would be BYOH party so blonde ran down street to get some and dark hair and I started to get to know each other. The session was very basic overall but I think they have potential and I think next time I will try dark hair alone.

They are probably worth a visit for both if you are into duos. I def think the dark haired one is worth a single visit.

They are real and with time I think can be very good.[/QUOTE]The dark hair have naturals or man made? What about the rate? Individual and duo?

$$$ for both and $$ for one.

[QUOTE=White;1871490]The dark hair have naturals or man made? What about the rate? Individual and duo?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LyndonLawrence; 1871022]Got to say what a weird trip into hobbyism this has been. Didn't really mean to. I was looking for relief for tired achey muscles since being in the gym for a few months. Found a massage provider that absolutely tore me up and spit me out. Deep tissue hard as I wanted it. I was making her my regular. I called her again and she promised to make it better. Better? No way! Then I found out there's more to this place. I wasn't going to allow any extra benefits as I am a black and white guy. I like my massages and I like my affairs but they have never met.

So I have some reviews. An awesome massage was across the river. An awesome happy to see you girl was around Jeffersonville. I give her the best rating. Looked good, gave everything I could want and attitude a + I've paid big bucks for a ninja named sword but was let down as I found her martial arts have been dropped for her new love of the Asian buffet. Lifeless matter of fact fake moaning etc, the lower costs girl really cared. I liked green eggs and ham and that east end Sam I am. Like the jeff girl, she loved her job and put it on me. The rubs on Lyndon were a little weighty and meh.

I saw an ad Sunday for tranquil atmosphere and candle lights. East end of Louisville. I would def like some info as the pictures are worth some of my easy earned $$.[/QUOTE]Most of us speak english I think, unless you have a magic decoder ring that tells us what words are important?

Don't bother brother. Pics are way, way, way fake.

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PM if you need more info.

LL

Pics are obviously fake, but I have additional info for those who contribute and are interested.

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PM if you want.

LL.

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Total Scam!

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Requires you pay to see a show first.

LL.

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Pic is fake but it is not too far off, IMHO.

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If you want to visit let me know and I will give you some info.

LL.

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Fellas, anyone with info on this black beauty Lauren in Fern Creek please shoot me a PM, or post here if prefered. Just wanting to know what to expect, what not to expect, etc. Etc. Thanks,

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I visited Ice about a week ago. Pretty young woman with a very cute smile and nice firm body. A bit flakey and while setting up the meeting, had some trouble with inconsistent stories etc. The meeting was OK. She was cheerful and compliant, but she clearly doesn't really enjoy her work, and is a little clueless about some aspects. YMMV, but I doubt it. Seniors can PM.

Erica, the black girl who has posted on BP for years, gets lots of knocks on this board for posting phony pictures. Knowing that, I visited her anyway and was pleasantly surprised. First of all, she is very cute. Not as beautiful as the TGTBT pics she advertises with, but still very attractive- a blend of African American and Indian I'd guess. Her body is great. Firm and curvy. She's never had kids and it shows. Maybe I caught her on a good day, but she was friendly and compliant, and seemed to enjoy my attentions, or did a good job pretending, which is fine. Anyway, I will repeat.