News from around the ville
Chlsie has my vote for a woman that loves her job followed by green eggs and ham over easy that Sam I am! The ninja named gal has given up marshal arts for the dynasty buffet! Now- rubs have been meh to me but the flowers that grow in Jeffville keep blooming now that I water frequently! Saw new east end ad for tranquil music and candlelight- no other description east of mall$ need feedback- pm if you need any of above in depth. Boy we got some great variety here.
My journey around the area
Got to say what a weird trip into hobbyism this has been. Didn't really mean to. I was looking for relief for tired achey muscles since being in the gym for a few months. Found a massage provider that absolutely tore me up and spit me out. Deep tissue hard as I wanted it. I was making her my regular. I called her again and she promised to make it better. Better? No way! Then I found out there's more to this place. I wasn't going to allow any extra benefits as I am a black and white guy. I like my massages and I like my affairs but they have never met.
So I have some reviews. An awesome massage was across the river. An awesome happy to see you girl was around Jeffersonville. I give her the best rating. Looked good, gave everything I could want and attitude a + I've paid big bucks for a ninja named sword but was let down as I found her martial arts have been dropped for her new love of the Asian buffet. Lifeless matter of fact fake moaning etc, the lower costs girl really cared. I liked green eggs and ham and that east end Sam I am. Like the jeff girl, she loved her job and put it on me. The rubs on Lyndon were a little weighty and meh.
I saw an ad Sunday for tranquil atmosphere and candle lights. East end of Louisville. I would def like some info as the pictures are worth some of my easy earned $$.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
[QUOTE=HappyHobbyist;1871161]I think I need a decoder ring for whatever Lyndon was saying.[/QUOTE]It is quite obvious once you get it down. Little orphan Annie says.
Allez-oop! The chick, what a gas!
What a vibration!
To be sent on the door mat.
Filed, ruined, drained, filled.
You are the King of the divan!
She says to me in passing.
I am the King of the divan.
Allez-oop! Don't mind, don't worry.
Don't affect me.
It's not today.
That the sky will fall on my head.
And I'll be without glue (to huff)
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This life's for me.
Allez-oop! My chick has gone away,
Flew away, finally had enough, to break.
The sink, the bar, leaving me alone.
Like a complete jerk.
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
I've put my foot in it
Been there, done that, not again!
[QUOTE=LyndonLawrence; 1871184]Love the curves.
[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-fun-blonde-25/6044688[/url][/QUOTE]I met this girl about 2 years ago. She's been using the same photos for at least 2-3 years. That should say enough. But if not, read on.
She was like 2 hours late. Demanded a tip for herself and another for her driver. Too bad I was thinking with my head below the belt. Ended up over paying way tooooo much! Everything was covered. CBJ was only a few minutes. Hardly any roaming allowed. Mish was the only position allowed and she kept saying how much it hurt and to hurry up. Once done she was out the door before I could get dressed myself. Big waste of time and money!
2 photos
Lexis, Avoid, waste of time
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I had already tried to see her once with a poor result, but I decide to try her one more time. I'm done with this girl, she is overly paranoid, dumb, and keeps her pimp too close.
I texted for a session and she said she was available now on Breckenridge lane. She immediately starts with the R U Cummin', R U almost here? Stuff. When I got close to Breckenridge I ask her where to and she says Breckenridge, but would not tell me if it was a hotel or apartment. I get to 4400 Breckenridge (at Bardstown Road) and the street ends. Then she tells me she is right off the Watterson, so I head back. I continually ask for the hotel name as I now don't even have an address, just a vague location. I decide to head toward one of the extend stays. She finally laments and gives me the name of the hotel after repeated calls and text. Again she starts with the Where R U? Stuff. I get to the hotel and silence. She won't give me the room number. I wait about 10 minutes and then leave. I get a text before I am too far telling me she is ready and for me to hurry up. I give in to my little head and return. She gives the room number and as I am heading down the hall I notice a large AA man exit the room and walk down the hall I then opposite direction and stop about 4 rooms down. As I got close to her room I noticed he had come out of it. I just kept walking, he and I exchanged looks and I went down the back stairs and out the door. About 10 minutes later I get a Dude R U Cumin' or not? I texted back saying I needed about 10 minutes, but wanted to stay for an hour.