Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=OnlyVrx;5233712]Days works best for my schedule, so hopefully that helps me get my feet wet when its not to busy. I'm heading out on my own... Do most mongers here venture out to the clubs alone or with a buddy or 2? Sounds like an odd question but I've always gone out to the strip clubs with a group.

Over the years this forum has proven its weight in gold. Everyone who participates in this forum has a wealth of knowledge to share and I appreciate your feedback! Thanks fellas![/QUOTE]Personally, I want to keep this hobby to myself, away from friends. My first time in a strip club was age 16 with my high school chums. We were out on the east side, and we went in on a lark, thinking that we'd get kicked out. Turns out that their were seniors from our school there, too. So the second time in a bar where I was served, AND naked titties! Those were table dance days. Literally. They climbed up on the table and danced. Over the years it morphed into them carrying their own foot stool, upon which they danced.

Anyhow, back to the present; when you go solo to a club, the dancers have a good inkling that you're there for activities, not cocktails and camaraderie. Now the party girls that want to get drunk, aee more likely to gravitate to groups of guys for free drinks.

Went to Bogarts about 745 tonight. Some decent talent, but one simply outstanding dancer. Charlie was by far the hottest girl in the club. In my typical fashion, I kind of sat by the wayside, and waited for her to approach me. Negotiated upstairs at 1. 50 fir her to sing. Amazing body, amazing vocal talents, and all-around good time.

[QUOTE=OnlyVrx;5233712]Days works best for my schedule, so hopefully that helps me get my feet wet when its not to busy. I'm heading out on my own... Do most mongers here venture out to the clubs alone or with a buddy or 2? Sounds like an odd question but I've always gone out to the strip clubs with a group.

Over the years this forum has proven its weight in gold. Everyone who participates in this forum has a wealth of knowledge to share and I appreciate your feedback! Thanks fellas![/QUOTE]I typically go out alone. The few times I have been in a group, I didn't get many dances. Then again the times I have been in a group, it wasn't at my regular clubs, and the entire group was just there to hang out, watch the game if there was one on that day, and to look at tits. Most of the dancers knew this and were just there to keeps us in the club drinking and maybe get a few dances.

Only good thing about it was there is often a constant string of the hottest dancers sitting at our table. When one gets up, usually it's because one of her high spending regulars showed up, another just as hot sits down.

Since we're in the learning phase right now LOL, how much exactly does VIP cost? Not for extras. I understand you tip the bouncer. But does the VIP cost by minutes or songs? For instance down here in OH a nice club that closed Deja Vu (Hustler club chain) used to go 10 30 60 min. 30 minutes I'm sure was close to $150 regular price. If you add extras that can really adds up.

[QUOTE=SopCop;5235312]Since we're in the learning phase right now LOL, how much exactly does VIP cost? Not for extras. I understand you tip the bouncer. But does the VIP cost by minutes or songs? For instance down here in OH a nice club that closed Deja Vu (Hustler club chain) used to go 10 30 60 min. 30 minutes I'm sure was close to $150 regular price. If you add extras that can really adds up.[/QUOTE]Pretty much all of the clubs you pay once per trip for an unlimited time. However, BT's after the 10th song will require you to pay another $20 VIP tax. Last I heard VIP was closed in most of the Detroit clubs.

[QUOTE=Drew93;5235467]Pretty much all of the clubs you pay once per trip for an unlimited time. However, BT's after the 10th song will require you to pay another $20 VIP tax. Last I heard VIP was closed in most of the Detroit clubs.[/QUOTE]That's crazy in price comparison. I guess the clubs make way more off regular dances. And drinks I'm sure haha.

Hi all, follow this chick on ig and snap, we matched on tinder years ago, she was prob 18 at the time. Anyways I think she is back dancing she's worked at a few like most do, I think she's at Silver Cricket, Trumpps or another 8 mile club now. Anyone get any VIP dances with her? Any extras to be had, I don't want to waste any time going if she doesn't. Might TOFTT though, if she says she is working at another non-Detroit proper club they all suck now LOL.

She's got a great thick ass, small tits, redhair but who knows she dyes it a lot; she's a hood rat in the way she talks, which I don't care for but whatever they can be sexy too.

[QUOTE=Steen451;5232846]Over the past week I made two trips to SC and one to BT's.

My first trip to SC I arrived at 12:30 PM and stayed for one beer. There was one blonde spinner I thought was attractive but she was with other customers for the 45 minutes I was there. When she went to the back I decided I didn't like my chances given the number of girls and customers so decided to leave and head to BT's. Total cost was $8.

I arrived at BT's on the same day and settled in at the bar. Sammie, Athena, Violet and a cute black girl that I forgot her name all approached me separately and I chatted with each of them for a few minutes. Sammie's body is a little too pear shaped. Athena has a great body but her ghetto tone of voice really turned me off. The black girl was cute but she was slightly too thick for what I was looking for. Violet I was interested in but she got called to the stage and for some reason I lost interest and decided to call it a day. After reading some of the recent reviews I regret passing on Violet so maybe I'll go back soon to sample. Cost was $18 for one beer and valet.

A few days later I venture back out and start again at SC around noon. This time Blue comes over and she's exactly my type. Blue is 20's, mixed, dark hair, A / B cup, minimal tattoos, belly ring, fit body and nice ass. We discuss VIP and she quotes 150 for BBBJ and 250 cfs. I counter with 150 for cfs, she accepts and off we go. She starts with some great LFK and a warm up dance before moving to BBBJ. The BBBJ isn't the best, it's a little toothy, but it's a BBBJ so it's not terrible either. We go on like this for about a song or so and then on with the cover. We start with k-9 and I don't make it longer than a song before we're done. Overall a great time and I will repeat with Blue. Cost was $150 + $10 VIP fee + $8 beer for a total $168.[/QUOTE]Blue is hot!, good find.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5234407]My first time in a strip club was age 16 with my high school chums. We were out on the east side, and we went in on a lark, thinking that we'd get kicked out. Turns out that their were seniors from our school there, too. So the second time in a bar where I was served, AND naked titties![/QUOTE]I don't know how some of you guys got lucky enough to have high school experiences that were straight out of a sex comedy like Porky's or Hardbodies.

My raunchiest high school experience with buddies in the late 80's was finding a local video store that would rent XXX movies to us for a small bribe. Pretty cool for horny 17 year old boys watching hardcore porn in those days since there was no internet and stealing Penthouse magazines from our Dads was lame. Although it does get awkward when all of us have raging boners watching the action on the TV and then not being able to whip out our weeners and rub one out. Luckily, we knew how to copy tapes in those days so that we could enjoy them in our alone time when a jackoff session was required to clean the pipes. We even had a secret club at school my senior year where guys would trade dirty movies. Damn, I miss the simple pleasures of the 80's.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;5235838]Hi all, follow this chick on ig and snap, we matched on tinder years ago, she was prob 18 at the time. Anyways I think she is back dancing she's worked at a few like most do, I think she's at Silver Cricket, Trumpps or another 8 mile club now. Anyone get any VIP dances with her? Any extras to be had, I don't want to waste any time going if she doesn't. Might TOFTT though, if she says she is working at another non-Detroit proper club they all suck now LOL.

She's got a great thick ass, small tits, redhair but who knows she dyes it a lot; she's a hood rat in the way she talks, which I don't care for but whatever they can be sexy too.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I recall getting a dance from her a few years ago at the Criket. Were there extras? Yes, but all covered if I recall.

This was two years out of HS, at an off campus apartment.

I was invited to a bachelor party for an upper classman. It was just a kegger, but one room was dedicated to screening porn movies.

I remember two things. A priest apparently had been invited. Awkward as hell when he strolled in holding a beer.

A future Governor of the Great State of Michigan was also there. His initials were J. E. ; He grew up with the groom.

[QUOTE=BiggieG75;5236062]I don't know how some of you guys got lucky enough to have high school experiences that were straight out of a sex comedy like Porky's or Hardbodies.

My raunchiest high school experience with buddies in the late 80's was finding a local video store that would rent XXX movies to us for a small bribe. Pretty cool for horny 17 year old boys watching hardcore porn in those days since there was no internet and stealing Penthouse magazines from our Dads was lame. Although it does get awkward when all of us have raging boners watching the action on the TV and then not being able to whip out our weeners and rub one out. Luckily, we knew how to copy tapes in those days so that we could enjoy them in our alone time when a jackoff session was required to clean the pipes. We even had a secret club at school my senior year where guys would trade dirty movies. Damn, I miss the simple pleasures of the 80's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TimeTwist;5236946]Yeah, I recall getting a dance from her a few years ago at the Criket. Were there extras? Yes, but all covered if I recall.[/QUOTE]I believe that I met her via SA about 18 months ago last time. She told me that she worked at the Cricket. Definitely into extras. If you can provide her Instagram I'd I shall verify it was her. I have her number- but I will have to dig for it.

This was maybe 1985-1987. Not sure how it started, but me and some buddies who were all 16 at the time would go down to the centerfold. We would pay the door man (fat Jimmy) like $10 each and he would let us in to watch dancers and get dances as long as we bought sodas. There was even a time or two we were allowed beers. Pretty funny to think of it now. A 16 year old getting lap dances, no extras unfortunately. It was like Porky’s but we didn’t get robbed or get our asses kicked. This happened maybe 7 or 8 times over a couple year period. I was in there maybe 7-8 years ago and Fat Jimmy was still there! He had his stomach stapled so he's not fat anymore. We reminisced about the old times. Cool dude.

[QUOTE=BiggieG75;5236062]I don't know how some of you guys got lucky enough to have high school experiences that were straight out of a sex comedy like Porky's or Hardbodies.

My raunchiest high school experience with buddies in the late 80's was finding a local video store that would rent XXX movies to us for a small bribe. Pretty cool for horny 17 year old boys watching hardcore porn in those days since there was no internet and stealing Penthouse magazines from our Dads was lame. Although it does get awkward when all of us have raging boners watching the action on the TV and then not being able to whip out our weeners and rub one out. Luckily, we knew how to copy tapes in those days so that we could enjoy them in our alone time when a jackoff session was required to clean the pipes. We even had a secret club at school my senior year where guys would trade dirty movies. Damn, I miss the simple pleasures of the 80's.[/QUOTE]

Did my taxes yesterday. Turns out I spent $80 k last year on baby support. I mean idk how it happened honestly between the clubs (probably like 4/5 visits), OTC girls from clubs, massage places and escorts on Eros. My accounts think I need a therapist or a priest. I say I need a baby broker.

[QUOTE=ALotNohsin;5237223]Did my taxes yesterday. Turns out I spent $80 k last year on baby support. I mean idk how it happened honestly between the clubs (probably like 4/5 visits), OTC girls from clubs, massage places and escorts on Eros. My accounts think I need a therapist or a priest. I say I need a baby broker.[/QUOTE]You're my hero. I need to make more money to support my hobby needs.