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Hey all,

I made an appointment with Kristen. Agreed on $ and pick up. Picked her up and headed out to Route 40. Gave her half the donation to get the room. Was finally able to get in the room. She is a little scatterbrained but not a big deal. She took about 15 minutes to get ready. Actually told me, "I hope you are ready, because we need to get started. " Was texting on the phone while reminding me how great her ass looks. Her ass is solid for a woman of any age, but especially for an almost 50 year old lady. She finally has me pull out the cover and I gave her the other half of the donation. She told I need to trim my dugout. Good to know. CBJ was pretty good. She only does on top or doggy. So I chose doggy. Taking care of business and I start touching her huge boobs and pounding away. She repeatedly asks me if I came yet. And I just start feeling myself getting turned off. She asks what's the problem and I told her. She apologized and then picked up the phone and started talking to a the next guy she was going to date. I was just completely turned off. Tried to get back to attention and went to stick a FIV. She said don't do that, I tried to rub her nipples, she said not to do that because she came. I was just done. She apologized and actually gave me half the donation back. Her body is really fantastic, but her customer service was horrible. She said it was because I was a Black guy, but I asked her if she dated Black guys before we agreed on $. Really disappointing because her body is awesome.

Before you see her fellow mongerers, if you shave your nappy dugout, keep your fingers off her nipples after she cums, and keep your FoutV, you may have a really good time.

BTW, for the fellow mongerer that was on the phone with her, you should never take a picture of yourself and send it to a lady in this business. Google images is a real thing and can easily be used against you in the future by that same lady or someone else she knows.

Good luck and stay safe.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kristen-...ltimore-383026[/URL]#escort_reviews.

[QUOTE=SportsNut247;3857275]Hey all,

I made an appointment with Kristen. Agreed on $ and pick up. Picked her up and headed out to Route 40. Gave her half the donation to get the room. Was finally able to get in the room. She is a little scatterbrained but not a big deal. She took about 15 minutes to get ready. Actually told me, "I hope you are ready, because we need to get started. " Was texting on the phone while reminding me how great her ass looks. Her ass is solid for a woman of any age, but especially for an almost 50 year old lady. She finally has me pull out the cover and I gave her the other half of the donation. She told I need to trim my dugout. Good to know. CBJ was pretty good. She only does on top or doggy. So I chose doggy. Taking care of business and I start touching her huge boobs and pounding away. She repeatedly asks me if I came yet. And I just start feeling myself getting turned off. She asks what's the problem and I told her. She apologized and then picked up the phone and started talking to a the next guy she was going to date. I was just completely turned off. Tried to get back to attention and went to stick a FIV. She said don't do that, I tried to rub her nipples, she said not to do that because she came. I was just done. She apologized and actually gave me half the donation back. Her body is really fantastic, but her customer service was horrible. She said it was because I was a Black guy, but I asked her if she dated Black guys before we agreed on $. Really disappointing because her body is awesome.

Before you see her fellow mongerers, if you shave your nappy dugout, keep your fingers off her nipples after she cums, and keep your FoutV, you may have a really good time.

BTW, for the fellow mongerer that was on the phone with her, you should never take a picture of yourself and send it to a lady in this business. Google images is a real thing and can easily be used against you in the future by that same lady or someone else she knows.

Good luck and stay safe.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kristen-...ltimore-383026[/URL]#escort_reviews.[/QUOTE]Is this the Kristen / Kris who used to walk on the east side with brown hair and glasses? The age and location are right. About 5 ft 8 or so? Man if it's her, sorry to hear about the bad service. She was smokin' hot back in the 2000's.

[QUOTE=SportsNut247;3857275]Hey all,

I made an appointment with Kristen. Agreed on $ and pick up. Picked her up and headed out to Route 40. Gave her half the donation to get the room. Was finally able to get in the room. She is a little scatterbrained but not a big deal. She took about 15 minutes to get ready. Actually told me, "I hope you are ready, because we need to get started. " Was texting on the phone while reminding me how great her ass looks. Her ass is solid for a woman of any age, but especially for an almost 50 year old lady. She finally has me pull out the cover and I gave her the other half of the donation. She told I need to trim my dugout. Good to know. CBJ was pretty good. She only does on top or doggy. So I chose doggy. Taking care of business and I start touching her huge boobs and pounding away. She repeatedly asks me if I came yet. And I just start feeling myself getting turned off. She asks what's the problem and I told her. She apologized and then picked up the phone and started talking to a the next guy she was going to date. I was just completely turned off. Tried to get back to attention and went to stick a FIV. She said don't do that, I tried to rub her nipples, she said not to do that because she came. I was just done. She apologized and actually gave me half the donation back. Her body is really fantastic, but her customer service was horrible. She said it was because I was a Black guy, but I asked her if she dated Black guys before we agreed on $. Really disappointing because her body is awesome.

Before you see her fellow mongerers, if you shave your nappy dugout, keep your fingers off her nipples after she cums, and keep your FoutV, you may have a really good time.

BTW, for the fellow mongerer that was on the phone with her, you should never take a picture of yourself and send it to a lady in this business. Google images is a real thing and can easily be used against you in the future by that same lady or someone else she knows.

Good luck and stay safe.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kristen-...ltimore-383026[/URL]#escort_reviews.[/QUOTE]She is definitely scatterbrained. But that performance seems bad. Maybe I got her on a good day. Maybe you got her on a bad one. She didn't ever make me feel rushed and I definitely did what I wanted with her except for giving her face the treatment.

Better luck next time maybe.

[QUOTE=Ebdawgg;3857694]Is this the Kristen / Kris who used to walk on the east side with brown hair and glasses? The age and location are right. About 5 ft 8 or so? Man if it's her, sorry to hear about the bad service. She was smokin' hot back in the 2000's.[/QUOTE]Not her she the ex stripper that introduced the forum to.

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;3858137]Not her she the ex stripper that introduced the forum to.[/QUOTE]The ex stripper that I introduced the forum to.

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;3858191]The ex stripper that I introduced the forum to.[/QUOTE]Thanks and sorry for the experience of the OP.

[QUOTE=Jinncent;3857750]She is definitely scatterbrained. But that performance seems bad. Maybe I got her on a good day. Maybe you got her on a bad one. She didn't ever make me feel rushed and I definitely did what I wanted with her except for giving her face the treatment.

Better luck next time maybe.[/QUOTE]Scatter brained is being generous. It's the reason I don't go back. Had many good times with her, but her talking to herself, the constant talk about coconut lotion and soaps. I mean, yeah, her skin is soft, but I don't need to hear about it every time we get together. Hint for any monger that wants to see her, she does a lot better when she's stoned. Doesn't do other drugs from what I could see, she has no use marks.

Dobson.

[QUOTE=Dobson;3858565]Scatter brained is being generous. It's the reason I don't go back. Had many good times with her, but her talking to herself, the constant talk about coconut lotion and soaps. I mean, yeah, her skin is soft, but I don't need to hear about it every time we get together. Hint for any monger that wants to see her, she does a lot better when she's stoned. Doesn't do other drugs from what I could see, she has no use marks.

Dobson.[/QUOTE]LMAO! That and squats! I agree that it doesn't seem like she any other habits other than the reefer. She hit the weed right before we got at it.

[QUOTE=Dobson;3858565]Scatter brained is being generous. It's the reason I don't go back. Had many good times with her, but her talking to herself, the constant talk about coconut lotion and soaps. I mean, yeah, her skin is soft, but I don't need to hear about it every time we get together. Hint for any monger that wants to see her, she does a lot better when she's stoned. Doesn't do other drugs from what I could see, she has no use marks.

Dobson.[/QUOTE]To the chime of 1. 6 worth of boy and girl, with little to no R. O. I. Just wanting to get lit. , her whole personality changed, and I would not say for the better, you gents writing these favorable reviews on Kristen must have caught her on a good day, being for obvious reasons, an exception.

Anytime a provider has to write a disclaimer as in " don't believe the bad reviews, you had better believe there is something not too good going down.

[QUOTE=Indigo456;3858895]To the chime of 1. 6 worth of boy and girl, with little to no R. O. I. Just wanting to get lit. , her whole personality changed, and I would not say for the better, you gents writing these favorable reviews on Kristen must have caught her on a good day, being for obvious reasons, an exception.

Anytime a provider has to write a disclaimer as in " don't believe the bad reviews, you had better believe there is something not too good going down.[/QUOTE]I've seen her about 5 times over the last 6 months. All she ever did was the tree when we were together. Never saw anything that even looked like using boy, unless she snorts it. Never saw her nodding out. And we spent at least 2 hours with every visit. That being said, these providers know how to hide the stuff well, so I can't say you're wrong. As for her disclaimer, that, my friend, nailed it. If that isn't a red flag, Jesus, I don't know what is.

Dobson.

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[QUOTE=Dobson;3858909]I've seen her about 5 times over the last 6 months. All she ever did was the tree when we were together. Never saw anything that even looked like using boy, unless she snorts it. Never saw her nodding out. And we spent at least 2 hours with every visit. That being said, these providers know how to hide the stuff well, so I can't say you're wrong. As for her disclaimer, that, my friend, nailed it. If that isn't a red flag, Jesus, I don't know what is.

Dobson.[/QUOTE]That's what this forum is about?, right? Sharing Intel about providers, the good, the bad. And well the ugly. For some with credit to her perhaps she may have been a good provider at one point. I have no issue with a woman indulging, with one exception, it supersedes what we are there for. ,in my dream with her around the beginning of the year, it was all about her getting high. Her service level was abysmal. There were many red flags that went up even before the date, and things just went progressive south from there. For anyone that has not seen our dear Kristen, take the plunge, spend your coin, and roll your own dice.

Have I had epic fail dates before?, sure we all have, like the one I saw recently preoccupied with wanting to excersise a fetish of burning thru our time focusing on some weird form of hygienic passification. We have burnt out this topic driving anything pertaining to the why you would want to see her, I digress you have a connection favorably with her, and she dosen't make you feel uncomfortable, or even make you feel like the prisoner of Zenda, keeping you there.
Oh yeah, the obsession with coconut everything was beyond odd.

[QUOTE=SportsNut247;3857275]Hey all,

I made an appointment with Kristen. Agreed on $ and pick up. Picked her up and headed out to Route 40. Gave her half the donation to get the room. Was finally able to get in the room. She is a little scatterbrained but not a big deal. She took about 15 minutes to get ready. Actually told me, "I hope you are ready, because we need to get started. " Was texting on the phone while reminding me how great her ass looks. Her ass is solid for a woman of any age, but especially for an almost 50 year old lady. She finally has me pull out the cover and I gave her the other half of the donation. She told I need to trim my dugout. Good to know. CBJ was pretty good. She only does on top or doggy. So I chose doggy. Taking care of business and I start touching her huge boobs and pounding away. She repeatedly asks me if I came yet. And I just start feeling myself getting turned off. She asks what's the problem and I told her. She apologized and then picked up the phone and started talking to a the next guy she was going to date. I was just completely turned off. Tried to get back to attention and went to stick a FIV. She said don't do that, I tried to rub her nipples, she said not to do that because she came. I was just done. She apologized and actually gave me half the donation back. Her body is really fantastic, but her customer service was horrible. She said it was because I was a Black guy, but I asked her if she dated Black guys before we agreed on $. Really disappointing because her body is awesome.

Before you see her fellow mongerers, if you shave your nappy dugout, keep your fingers off her nipples after she cums, and keep your FoutV, you may have a really good time.

BTW, for the fellow mongerer that was on the phone with her, you should never take a picture of yourself and send it to a lady in this business. Google images is a real thing and can easily be used against you in the future by that same lady or someone else she knows.

Good luck and stay safe.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kristen-...ltimore-383026[/URL]#escort_reviews.[/QUOTE]Yeah bro. I was her twice and both times was rushed. For some reason that's how she evidently treat the Black guys. So I see it wasn't just me. And for that reason I didn't see her again.

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[QUOTE=Ebdawgg;3859054][URL]http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/ph-ho-cf-sting-arrests-0711-story.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for heads up. I'm surprised that they didn't name those apprehended.