Strip Club Reports

Usual Saturday excursion. Started at Allure, several cars in the lot so I figured there had to be some talent there. Went in, 2 old guys sitting at the bar, I became the third one. Ordered a beer, paid with a ten. Barmaid said she didn't have her drawer yet so couldn't give change. I said fine, I'll drink my beer and wait for change and talent. After 15 minutes of no change and no talent I was done. Pointed out to the genius barmaid that my beer was 4 bucks, I paid with a ten but the other 2 guys had paid with a 5 and 4 singles therefore she HAD my change. She seemed confused by this concept but eventually she figured it out. Dumbass.

Went to Brass, total sausage party, ZERO talent, Becca was too busy rolling quarters at the end of the bar to even notice me. Left with my cash intact.

Pops: about a dozen or so dudes, Happy Holly the barmaid in full form. The chick with the Big Butt was on stage, there is definetly something hot about her. Tipped her handsomely, when she got off stage she didn't bother stopping over to say "thanks". That pisses me off. Jain / Jade was there, avoided her. Faith went up on stage, she is hot as hell but I've never sampled. CiCi made me an offer which I agreed to, she's a hustler but fun.

Since I was on a roll, I decided to stop in at The Vue if the pig wasnt there. Looked for her van in the lot, didn't see it so went in. A dozen or so guys, 5 girls, all decent. Had a beer, one of the girls caught my eye. Had a drink with her, she had some ideas for fun, I agreed with the ideas. Went private and had a wild time.

Seniors can PM if more details are desired but I must say, for the first time in a long time the Vue was winner of the day. Actually I was. Still didn't spend all the funds I allocated!

LT.

Has anyone ever had a dream with Holly or Vixen? I can only hope that this is a possibility!

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5603297]Usual Saturday excursion. Started at Allure, several cars in the lot so I figured there had to be some talent there. Went in, 2 old guys sitting at the bar, I became the third one. Ordered a beer, paid with a ten. Barmaid said she didn't have her drawer yet so couldn't give change. I said fine, I'll drink my beer and wait for change and talent. After 15 minutes of no change and no talent I was done. Pointed out to the genius barmaid that my beer was 4 bucks, I paid with a ten but the other 2 guys had paid with a 5 and 4 singles therefore she HAD my change. She seemed confused by this concept but eventually she figured it out. Dumbass.

Went to Brass, total sausage party, ZERO talent, Becca was too busy rolling quarters at the end of the bar to even notice me. Left with my cash intact.

Pops: about a dozen or so dudes, Happy Holly the barmaid in full form. The chick with the Big Butt was on stage, there is definetly something hot about her. Tipped her handsomely, when she got off stage she didn't bother stopping over to say "thanks". That pisses me off. Jain / Jade was there, avoided her. Faith went up on stage, she is hot as hell but I've never sampled. CiCi made me an offer which I agreed to, she's a hustler but fun.

Since I was on a roll, I decided to stop in at The Vue if the pig wasnt there. Looked for her van in the lot, didn't see it so went in. A dozen or so guys, 5 girls, all decent. Had a beer, one of the girls caught my eye. Had a drink with her, she had some ideas for fun, I agreed with the ideas. Went private and had a wild time..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5603297]Usual Saturday excursion. Started at Allure, several cars in the lot so I figured there had to be some talent there. Went in, 2 old guys sitting at the bar, I became the third one. Ordered a beer, paid with a ten. Barmaid said she didn't have her drawer yet so couldn't give change. I said fine, I'll drink my beer and wait for change and talent. After 15 minutes of no change and no talent I was done. Pointed out to the genius barmaid that my beer was 4 bucks, I paid with a ten but the other 2 guys had paid with a 5 and 4 singles therefore she HAD my change. She seemed confused by this concept but eventually she figured it out. Dumbass.

Went to Brass, total sausage party, ZERO talent, Becca was too busy rolling quarters at the end of the bar to even notice me. Left with my cash intact.

Pops: about a dozen or so dudes, Happy Holly the barmaid in full form. The chick with the Big Butt was on stage, there is definetly something hot about her. Tipped her handsomely, when she got off stage she didn't bother stopping over to say "thanks". That pisses me off. Jain / Jade was there, avoided her. Faith went up on stage, she is hot as hell but I've never sampled. CiCi made me an offer which I agreed to, she's a hustler but fun.

Since I was on a roll, I decided to stop in at The Vue if the pig wasnt there. Looked for her van in the lot, didn't see it so went in. A dozen or so guys, 5 girls, all decent. Had a beer, one of the girls caught my eye. Had a drink with her, she had some ideas for fun, I agreed with the ideas. Went private and had a wild time.

Seniors can PM if more details are desired but I must say, for the first time in a long time the Vue was winner of the day. Actually I was. Still didn't spend all the funds I allocated!

LT.[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox! I tried to PM you.

[QUOTE=NotTexMexican;5605136]Clear your inbox! I tried to PM you.[/QUOTE]It was full because 20 of you horny pricks PMd me! LOL. Empty now.

LT.

Shit. She wasn't there? Was there a unicorn sitting in the parking lot?

I'm probably 15/15 on seeing her.

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5603297]Usual Saturday excursion. Started at Allure, several cars in the lot so I figured there had to be some talent there. Went in, 2 old guys sitting at the bar, I became the third one. Ordered a beer, paid with a ten. Barmaid said she didn't have her drawer yet so couldn't give change. I said fine, I'll drink my beer and wait for change and talent. After 15 minutes of no change and no talent I was done. Pointed out to the genius barmaid that my beer was 4 bucks, I paid with a ten but the other 2 guys had paid with a 5 and 4 singles therefore she HAD my change. She seemed confused by this concept but eventually she figured it out. Dumbass.

Went to Brass, total sausage party, ZERO talent, Becca was too busy rolling quarters at the end of the bar to even notice me. Left with my cash intact.

Pops: about a dozen or so dudes, Happy Holly the barmaid in full form. The chick with the Big Butt was on stage, there is definetly something hot about her. Tipped her handsomely, when she got off stage she didn't bother stopping over to say "thanks". That pisses me off. Jain / Jade was there, avoided her. Faith went up on stage, she is hot as hell but I've never sampled. CiCi made me an offer which I agreed to, she's a hustler but fun.

Since I was on a roll, I decided to stop in at The Vue if the pig wasnt there. Looked for her van in the lot, didn't see it so went in. A dozen or so guys, 5 girls, all decent. Had a beer, one of the girls caught my eye. Had a drink with her, she had some ideas for fun, I agreed with the ideas. Went private and had a wild time.

Seniors can PM if more details are desired but I must say, for the first time in a long time the Vue was winner of the day. Actually I was. Still didn't spend all the funds I allocated!

LT.[/QUOTE]

Got a shitload of PM about clubbing. I am not an expert in anything but I have learned a few things in my many years of going to the clubs.

1. Daytime only. Not as many girls but not as many young, stupid patrons either.

2. Bring cash only, and only as much as you're willing to part with. No ATM cards, the clubs charge high fees, no one needs to know where you are, and I've seen too many guys drop thousands of $ in one night.

3. No tabs, pay as you go. After a few drinks are you ever sure how many you had? The barmaids are always creative. BUT -.

4. Always be as nice as possible to the barmaid, buy her a shot. A lot of times the girls are friends with the barmaid, if she likes you she'll steer new friends to you.

5. Tip every girl on stage at least once. They all notice who has a wallet.

6. Never "make it rain". Ignorant ghetto move.

7. Always tip with singles. You can hand them all the singles you want, but if you give them a 5, 10, or 20 they probably won't notice and think its just a one.

8. Don't be a pig. We all actually are, but act like a gentleman. It will make a difference later.

9. Agree to a set price for any activity private, and agree to exactly what is expected.

10. Don't fall in love, most of them don't. I say MOST because I actually had one who did. And that was not good. If you have one tell you she loves you, she needs you, bla bla bla, do this simple test. Tell her you'll be back on such and such a date and time. When you come in, tell her you forgot your wallet and all you have is 5 bucks. If she says something like "no problem, let me buy you a drink" she does like you. If she runs away, well, she's a typical stripper.

Be safe.

LT.

Going to hit BA next week during the day. Had a nice time there last month with a Brazilian lady.

Any others on the day shift worth spending $$ on.

Closed for renovations as of today. Why they didn't bother doing this when the car smashed through the wall a few months ago, we can only guess. Sign on the door says to watch their FB page for updates.

Anyone know where clover is working at now? Would love to see her again, pm me if you have any info, and thanks, ziggy!

Stopped by on Wednesday afternoon for a little while. The club was a little busy and there were quite a few girls dancing. Saw one Cuban girl with a very pretty face and a huge bubble butt. Not much of a dancer and never took her bottom off. Would loved to have seen that big lovely ass. Jules was lovely as usual when she wasn't pushing shots while other girls danced. For an older woman she has quite a nice body with big fake breasts and nice shaved pussy. Riley is a slender girl with beautiful curly blonde hair and black highlights. She looked quite delicious with her freshly shaved pussy a few inches from my face. Kiley was a similar body type but shorter with dark hair. She was an excellent dancer and made some nice moves on the pole. She also showed off her lovely small breasts and her rosebud. I didn't have time for any extras so no reports on any VIP experiences. Just wondering of anyone has had any experience with either Jules or Kiley. I've seen Jules for a couple of years, but she doesn't seem to hustle dances like the other girls, and Kiley was new to me. Any intel would be appreciated.

Decided to hit a couple clubs Saturday early afternoon. Pops was first, around 1300 hours. No dancers at all. One patron. Michelle the manager sitting at the end of the bar yelling at someone on her cell phone. Tex looking even more dejected than usual. New barmaid, pretty sure she used to dance at the view. Zero personality. I texted Holly to see where she was, found out she quit Pops. Finished my beer and left. This place is too hit or miss, and without the sweetness of Holly I doubt I'll spend much time or money there.

Went to the Vue. 3 dudes, the pig and the one who talks like Lois Griffin. No Ellie, some skinny chick with no personality playing barmaid. Had one beer and left. Didn't feel like driving another half hour to Brass so went home.

Had $380 in budget for fun, went home with $370. Unreal.

LT.

The day shift trips have been lackluster at Allure, The Vue and Bare Assets so I decided to hit a couple last night. The Vue had absolutely nothing going on and Allure wasn't much better. Seems the Vue never has many cars or girls but Allure can be deceiving. I've gone when the parking lot was packed only to find it loaded with guys and only a couple of girls there and sometimes it looked dead but once inside 6/8 women.

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5656259]Decided to hit a couple clubs Saturday early afternoon. Pops was first, around 1300 hours. No dancers at all. One patron. Michelle the manager sitting at the end of the bar yelling at someone on her cell phone. Tex looking even more dejected than usual. New barmaid, pretty sure she used to dance at the view. Zero personality. I texted Holly to see where she was, found out she quit Pops. Finished my beer and left. This place is too hit or miss, and without the sweetness of Holly I doubt I'll spend much time or money there.

Went to the Vue. 3 dudes, the pig and the one who talks like Lois Griffin. No Ellie, some skinny chick with no personality playing barmaid. Had one beer and left. Didn't feel like driving another half hour to Brass so went home.

Had $380 in budget for fun, went home with $370. Unreal.

LT.[/QUOTE]

It's been awhile since I've paid any visits to the strip clubs, but yesterday I found myself with some time to check a couple of places out. First stop was Lollipops around 2:00. Not much happening that early in the afternoon, so I drank about half my beer then set out for the Vue. It was pretty much the same there, didn't even bother to order a drink. So I took a ride down to Ollies (best place to buy K-Cups) and headed back to Spring Hill. I decided to Pretty much the same, but I had an itch that needed scratching. I was approached by a dancer named Amber. She's average but has a nice rack, so we went off to the back room for a private conversation. She was nice enough and didn't break the bank, $20 for the room and $80 for her (she wanted $100). One thing about Amber, she has an annoying laugh, reminded me of Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.

And as usual, the hottest girl in the club was the barmaid. She was absolutely gorgeous.

[QUOTE=PistolPete52;5662808]It's been awhile since I've paid any visits to the strip clubs, but yesterday I found myself with some time to check a couple of places out. First stop was Lollipops around 2:00. Not much happening that early in the afternoon, so I drank about half my beer then set out for the Vue. It was pretty much the same there, didn't even bother to order a drink. So I took a ride down to Ollies (best place to buy K-Cups) and headed back to Spring Hill. I decided to Pretty much the same, but I had an itch that needed scratching. I was approached by a dancer named Amber. She's average but has a nice rack, so we went off to the back room for a private conversation. She was nice enough and didn't break the bank, $20 for the room and $80 for her (she wanted $100). One thing about Amber, she has an annoying laugh, reminded me of Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.

And as usual, the hottest girl in the club was the barmaid. She was absolutely gorgeous.[/QUOTE]Where did you say you saw amber at? Was it lollipops? I got a little confused when you said you went back to spring hill, I thought lollipops was still in hudson, LOL. Not that important, just as long as you had a good time. Damn, $20 only for the room?

[QUOTE=Ziggy62;5663148]Where did you say you saw amber at? Was it lollipops? I got a little confused when you said you went back to spring hill, I thought lollipops was still in hudson, LOL. Not that important, just as long as you had a good time. Damn, $20 only for the room?[/QUOTE]Yeah, Lollipops. I was surprised at the $20 fee for the room. I'm used to paying $80. She said, "give the bartender $20 then follow me."