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[QUOTE=Howard5354;1430444]Think, Think, you are not going to find something as fine as this woman at the airport.[/QUOTE]I knew that. I was just looking for a quick one. Which she was. She was very capable of handling that. I'm just letting you folks know she is there and what she is. If she had posted as a 35 year old 5'7" 150 with 36DD's and was doing the MILF thing or even young cougar thing I would tell you guys that, that is exactly what she is. I would like truth in advertiseing. Never going to see it. But, it would be nice.

I can see the ad now.

Twenty seven year old crack working girl with one kid and two pimps. Promises to stay awake and fake interest in you.

Or

Twenty five year old ex stripper with a child who is doing this to keep a roof over our heads while I go to the local CC part time to get a degree in something, anything really. I promise not to look at you in disgust if you would please God brush your teeth, shower and wipe your ass properly before you get within arms reach of me.

I ain't pretty, but I do not smell.

Butt Ugly.

Play safe

Sometimes when I think a girl is lying about her age, which is widespread in AMPs, I will tell the mamasan I want the oldest girl they have, that I really prefer women past 40. Mamasan gets me the oldest gal who is in her 40s, but if it was any other customer she would tell clients she is 32. I'm really insulted when a women who is past 50 tells me she is 32.

Our Thai honey has me convinced she was 36 when she was really about 47. She could have passed for 29.

Visited Sadia a couple months ago and was quite satisfied. So, Friday decided to give her another try. The girl does everything covered; BJ & FS. She is quite good at both once I got her started. But, she was so strung out on something she couldn't keep her eyes open most of the time. Before we started she got a couple phone calls from some who has to be a pimp. Who else would you tell " I'm f*ng a guy right now".

Looks like she has lost some weight and is almost too thin. But she still has those massive bolt-ons and she treats clients very well.

Claims she needs to get out of the business and find a regular job. So, if any of you guys have a good paying job for a comatose druggie, give her a call.

PS. When I called her, she wanted to meet me at the front desk because she had to put some more money down on her room. She expected me to hand her 100 while standing at the front desk so she could turn around and had it to the desk clerk. Although she can be trusted to not rip me off, there was no way I'm going to pay her in front of an audience.

Lefty,

Since I dated that Thai honey for nearly five months and helped her buy her car I happen to know she was really 50. But, you are right when you say she easily passed for 36 and probably could have be. S. 'ed her way to the upper 20's. Such a nice tight body and not a mark on it after two kids. Hell, one of her sons in Thailand is in his early 20's. Had so much fun with that woman I miss her greatly.

Bones out

[QUOTE=MrBones; 1431058]Lefty,

Since I dated that Thai honey for nearly five months and helped her buy her car I happen to know she was really 50. But, you are right when you say she easily passed for 36 and probably could have be. S. 'ed her way to the upper 20's. Such a nice tight body and not a mark on it after two kids. Hell, one of her sons in Thailand is in his early 20's. Had so much fun with that woman I miss her greatly.

Bones out[/QUOTE]DOB. 1963. That tight dark skin was like rubberbands. She was a lot of fun. I wonder if her husband was home during all of the West Allis sessions? Some were by the book and some went on a slightly higher level, topless and slightly more roaming. I wonder if her husband was home during the topless sessions? Great gal, never once tried to upcharge me and the price was lower than the Miller Park dog pound.

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Talked on the phone and set up a date. I show up, ring bell noone comes down. I leave, she texts asking where I am claiming I pushed the wrong bell. I forward her the text showing I rang the bell she told me to. She tells me it was a typo but I inform her that at this point I don't have the time and we plan on meeting the next day.

I call her the next morning and we set something up for later in the day. I ask her about her pics and inform her that if she says the pics are her and they aren't I will walk but she tells me now that they aren't her but she looks "like the girl in the pics" I would be open. She swears up and down that the pics are her. If they are I figure she is definitely worth all the hassle she has been thusfar.

Well she ends up not answering the phone when I am on my way over after multiple attempts so I don't go over. She never contacted me to see what happened so.

Anyone else try or actually get with this Yasmein / Jasmine?

I may try again as the pics really get me going. Hopefully someone else has had some luck with her and can comfirm The pics are real or tell me not to waste me time.

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Talked on the phone and set up a date. I show up, ring bell noone comes down. I leave, she texts asking where I am claiming I pushed the wrong bell. I forward her the text showing I rang the bell she told me to. She tells me it was a typo but I inform her that at this point I don't have the time and we plan on meeting the next day.

I call her the next morning and we set something up for later in the day. I ask her about her pics and inform her that if she says the pics are her and they aren't I will walk but she tells me now that they aren't her but she looks "like the girl in the pics" I would be open. She swears up and down that the pics are her. If they are I figure she is definitely worth all the hassle she has been thusfar.

Well she ends up not answering the phone when I am on my way over after multiple attempts so I don't go over. She never contacted me to see what happened so.

Anyone else try or actually get with this Yasmein / Jasmine?

I may try again as the pics really get me going. Hopefully someone else has had some luck with her and can comfirm The pics are real or tell me not to waste me time.[/QUOTE]Look, if you want a straight up, all around good time with a true freak that will 1.) Answer her phone. 2.) Look like a super model, and 3.) Do just about anything your little perverted heart can desire, then call YUMMY! She is a tall, slim, pretty black girl that really delivers. Stop fucking around with b1tches that don't cooperate. YUMMY is [b]YUMMY! [/b]

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Talked on the phone and set up a date. I show up, ring bell noone comes down. I leave, she texts asking where I am claiming I pushed the wrong bell. I forward her the text showing I rang the bell she told me to. She tells me it was a typo but I inform her that at this point I don't have the time and we plan on meeting the next day.

I call her the next morning and we set something up for later in the day. I ask her about her pics and inform her that if she says the pics are her and they aren't I will walk but she tells me now that they aren't her but she looks "like the girl in the pics" I would be open. She swears up and down that the pics are her. If they are I figure she is definitely worth all the hassle she has been thusfar.

Well she ends up not answering the phone when I am on my way over after multiple attempts so I don't go over. She never contacted me to see what happened so.

Anyone else try or actually get with this Yasmein / Jasmine?

I may try again as the pics really get me going. Hopefully someone else has had some luck with her and can comfirm The pics are real or tell me not to waste me time.[/QUOTE]If this was me, I wouldn't bother. I've never met her but I don't care for a girl who posts pics that supposedly look like her (more often than not, they don't) and all the unreturned phone calls and misdirection with which bell to ring kind of shows that she's immature. Chock it up as a learning experience and move on.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo;1431831]If this was me, I wouldn't bother. I've never met her but I don't care for a girl who posts pics that supposedly look like her (more often than not, they don't) and all the unreturned phone calls and misdirection with which bell to ring kind of shows that she's immature. Chock it up as a learning experience and move on.[/QUOTE]She claims they are her pics. I go into every Meeting with a girl anticipating that the pics I saw aren't her or the description she gave is a little generous I have been around the block doing this for long enough (unfortunately) to know how the game works. Generally if a girl is up front with me when I ask them I am open but if I ask them and they swear that the pics are them and when I get there they aren't then I bounce.

We will see if she answers today.

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I think she is real, somewhere I have chatted with her, been a while, seems like a badass chick and proud of it.

Had two decent experiences recently.

Tried Letti for the first time last week.

Easy to book, not the best area, but not the worst.

Was greeted with a smile and hug.

Just needed to release, and she took care of that, no haggling, down to the point.

And inexpensive enough, I'll probably become a regular. She knows the game, not a GFE, but if you just need to get and go, she can help, and she makes you feel very comfortable. Good for an after work stop-off. Not the greatest to look at, but no the worst, but her attitude makes up for it.

Couple weeks ago, finally called Allure.

I got to tell ya, although not impressed with the location, I had a great time. She too greeted me at the door with a big smile, took me by the hand and led me inside. Settled on money for her TrME. She was not a clock watcher, and in fact, we ran over 15 minutes, and she never hassled me for more, but I tip well. She really gets into it, especially if she finds you attractive. Swapped BB oral, Mish, CG, RCG, Dog, finger in arse, she was great, I felt like I was in college again. Her pics are pretty accurate, and she had jeans and a low cut top on when I entered, she looked like your typical blond-at-a-bar, which I liked, made me feel more like I had "picked her up" instead of paying. No hasle, good service, did not see anyone else there, no pimps in the other room. She seems to have her act together. I'll probably see her again.

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First, she is not the girl in the picture. She looks similar but not the girl. Second, she begins upselling you from the moment you hand he the cash. $ does not include a HE and she is fully dressed. Those are extra, so plan on $$. Finally, she rushes through the session. Even after you have paid the $$ she says you need to be done in 20 minutes and she does not have protection. An all in waste of your money. I would avoid. Also, did I forget to mention, the massage table is two cushions thrown on the ground and covered with a fitted sheet.[/QUOTE]Was this Asia off of 94? My pal went there and said it was terrible. Constant upsale, wouldn't take off her top, and texted non-stop with one hand while doing a HJ with the other.

[QUOTE=King Flipper; 1431855]She claims they are her pics. I go into every Meeting with a girl anticipating that the pics I saw aren't her or the description she gave is a little generous I have been around the block doing this for long enough (unfortunately) to know how the game works. Generally if a girl is up front with me when I ask them I am open but if I ask them and they swear that the pics are them and when I get there they aren't then I bounce.

We will see if she answers today.[/QUOTE]Fuck that *****. If she is not playing fair then do not give her the time of day. Move on. There is too much good legitimate pussy to be chasing her ass down. I do not even contact a girl if I read two negative reviews. Regarding the fake pics, I understand that some ladies do not want to be identified then you are in the wrong business. My rule is this. If I arrive and you make me forget about the fake pics. Great, but if I think about the pics, I bounce. I saw one lady that was so hot I did not even think about her fake pics. I tore that ass up.

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I think she is real, somewhere I have chatted with her, been a while, seems like a badass chick and proud of it.[/QUOTE]Smells of a a big ripoff. Fake pics. Two girl specials. Thats always a set up. All fetishes welcome. Yeah right, a girl that looks like that doesn't have to take it up the ass from strangers on backpage. In fact she doesn't have to advertise. Word of mouth on the underground PM chats would get her plenty of customers fast.

Girls who are serious will give you the correct address and bell. I'm sure you had the right address and rung the right bell. Perhaps the set up wasn't ready. Her pimp wasn't close enough. You looked like you could handle yourself. A multitude of reasons not to answer the door.

Girls who look like this don't have to run $100 specials unless they are totally addicted to drugs and have a pimp that is all about high volume. Well put it this way once they are all pimped up, they will never look like this anyway.

No second chances when they don't follow through the first time. Never get hung up on a pic.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1431951]Smells of a a big ripoff. Fake pics. Two girl specials. Thats always a set up. ~[/QUOTE]She's been advertising since last summer 2011, never heard any ripoff reports of her. Pics look real and King Flipper says she told him they were real. No excuse for her not answering her phone however, and especially not answering the door. She should have came right down and let dude in for first visit. Sounds like one to let rest a bit and try back if you really got a hard-on for her.