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[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5347147]Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.[/QUOTE]Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5349950]Hey sent you a PM but if I could get more details on this place. Google brings up a couple choices. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I sent PM as well. If I find it I'll pm you Joe.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5352352]Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.[/QUOTE]A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5353094]A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America![/QUOTE]I guess I understand your frustration about the lack of attractive, fun and kind women, but is saying "Screw America" really necessary? If you want to reduce your feelings down to a single issue, you are entitled to do so. You are also allowed to express those feelings because of freedom of speech which is provided in America. Perhaps you are just frustrated and irritated. Fair enough. Personally, I am still a believer and supporter of the United States of America.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5353094]A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America![/QUOTE]Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5353239]Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.[/QUOTE]You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5353396]You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country![/QUOTE]No shit! I had you painted as a middle 40's white gut with beer belly and receding hairline LOL.

Hi all,

I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.

I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html[/URL]

She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/[/URL]

No idea what to expect here.

The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.

Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?

Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.

[QUOTE=Gentler;5354517]Hi all,

I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.

I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html[/URL]

She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/[/URL]

No idea what to expect here.

The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.

Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?

Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.[/QUOTE]I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5355433]I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.

[QUOTE=Gentler;5355526]With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.[/QUOTE]Hahahahaha. Bro. You're at usasexguide. WTF. Keep smoking the pipe.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html[/URL] -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/[/URL] -- a buddy saw her and was underwhelmed. Tall, large frame / shoulders but thin, dreads, boobs okay but small for frame. 100/140 for 30 or 60 topless, 20 more for nude. Did limited body to body and really didn't let him touch her much at all. Nice technique on HJ. So might be okay if you click but probably better out there for the $.

Katie is definitely YMMV.

Caroline. No idea now and don't think her sister has ever given extras. I've only gotten DIY from Caroline and that was 5 years ago though I've ready about others who have gotten more (depends on location / timing).

Others: Other than Hudson (which I haven't been to in several years) I'm not aware of any good AMPs. I don't even know of any good indie providers until you get into the FBSM range (and may need references). The Craigslist options are YMMV with low floors and ceilings.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5356147][URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html[/URL] -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/[/URL] -- a buddy saw her and was underwhelmed. Tall, large frame / shoulders but thin, dreads, boobs okay but small for frame. 100/140 for 30 or 60 topless, 20 more for nude. Did limited body to body and really didn't let him touch her much at all. Nice technique on HJ. So might be okay if you click but probably better out there for the $.

Katie is definitely YMMV.

Caroline. No idea now and don't think her sister has ever given extras. I've only gotten DIY from Caroline and that was 5 years ago though I've ready about others who have gotten more (depends on location / timing).

Others: Other than Hudson (which I haven't been to in several years) I'm not aware of any good AMPs. I don't even know of any good indie providers until you get into the FBSM range (and may need references). The Craigslist options are YMMV with low floors and ceilings.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the detailed response.

Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.

I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.

Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.

Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.

Welcome Gentler! PM'd you with a question!

[QUOTE=Gentler;5357143]Thank you for the detailed response.

Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.

I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.

Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.

Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gentler;5357143]Thank you for the detailed response.

Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.

I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.

Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.

Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.[/QUOTE]Good luck. LOL.