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[QUOTE=A John]Ever since I officially retired,

I've been searching for that "just right" volunteer job.

I just want to give back to the community a little something.

I looked around a long time and think I might of found it.

It had to be one where I didn't feel like it was a chore.

Something enjoyable.

Something a little different from the ordinary day-in, day-out routine.

At last I am truly comfortable being a volunteer.

I no longer feel like my talents are being wasted on non - meaning, irrelevant trivialities.

I do feel good again . . . ..


I Found The Perfect Retirement Job

Beats the hell out of being a greeter at Wall Mart[/QUOTE]


You can submit your application at Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn Indiana.

Problem solved.

Bwahahahahahaha.

[QUOTE=A John]The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United StatesRedneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2.. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Friday.[/QUOTE]

This is a joke IMHO. Whether it's fact, fiction or whatever really doesn't interest me. I post these things hopefully to bring a smile to someone's face! So if you're a person who just likes conflict, doesn't like smiling or has something against me, please put me on your ignore list. I'm really not interested in constructive criticism on a Fucking joke!


[QUOTE=Agent61]Photo Suite lightens up those under exposed pics for better detail.[/QUOTE]

Please excuse me for venting not intended for you. I'm not really good at the Photoshop thing, anyway thanks for the e-mails the other day!


Sheriff's car
The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got.

This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.

[QUOTE=Gdlint]Maybe the happiest couple in the world.[/QUOTE]

I would love to play with her, and I wonder how many vagina's he's tore up with that thing he's packing?

She is thinking "I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner."

Misfit

I get some news from an RSS feed, so headlines from a variety of different sources all come to one place for me to read them. Sometimes these headlines are shortened so they fit in the allotted space.

I clicked this one as soon as I saw it:

[url=http://screencast.com/t/10vs6SQKy]California girl beats off...[/url]

It was often said that a black man would be president of the United States when pigs fly.
Now we have President Obama and the swine flu!

Here is a good one.

I have no idea what they are but I like the name

Dilemma...............

7 Ways to Serve a Man a Drink...if you don't drink - you may want to start


5, 6 or 7 will do me just fine

Swine Flu Mask

This is an ad for Gaviscon, a heartburn remedy. Apparently it was translated from another language... poorly.

[url=http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/what_the/copy_conundrums_its_like_a_fireman_came_in_your_mouth_115624.asp]source[/url]

[QUOTE=A John]7 Ways to Serve a Man a Drink...if you don't drink - you may want to start[/QUOTE]
I don't drink beer, I drink cerveza.

Misfit

Our 1st Happy Meal