I saw her last time she surfaced
[QUOTE=Almighty;1173520]I know she moved out west to Denver once, but she did come back to the East Coast, as recently as a couple years ago.[/QUOTE]She had REALLY gone downhill. Pharmaceutical abuse had taken a huge toll. She used to be one of the best around.
Here's one to avoid: escort no show
Although I live in Columbia, I rarely monger here. I do most of my mongering overseas, especially in Latin American countries. Whenever I succumb to temptation and make an attempt to monger in Columbia, I am always reminded of why I don't like to monger here. Here is the latest example.
Last Thursday (May 12) I was feeling especially horny, so checked out the escort ads on Columbia Backpage. I was especially attracted by this ad: [url]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-hott-playmate-27/3939943[/url]. If you peruse the Backpage escort ads, you will know this girl's ads by her unusual spelling: sexii and raedyii, for example. Her ad especially appealed to me because she says she prefers "older gentlemen," and I am, well, older, although perhaps not a gentleman. And the girl looks attractive, assuming the photos are accurate. So here's a chronology of what happened:
4:15pm I called the cell phone number in the ad. She answered immediately. I asked her name. Her name is Elena. She sounded friendly and very sweet. She said she is now in the hair salon, just finishing up, and she would call me back in 15 minutes.
5:10pm She called me back and apologized for taking so long. She underestimated the time. No problem. We got down to brass tacks and started discussing services and pricing. She said her prices would be $120 for a half hour and $170 for an hour. I asked about an hour and a half, and she said she would do it for $200. She also offered to come to my place and wouldn't charge outcall rates. Fantastic; I readily agreed. Surprisingly, she also discussed services fairly explicitly and agreed to DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and CFS. This is sounding better all the time. I told her that I didn't have that much cash with me and would have to make a quick trip to the ATM, then would call her back immediately. She said this worked well for her because she had to pick her nephew up from school and take him home, but that would only take a few minutes. (Are there schools that go until 5-6pm? I don't know.) I said fine and that I would call her when I got back from the ATM.
5:40pm I popped a 100mg Viagra in anticipation of the events to come, then went to the ATM and withdrew $200.
6:05pm I called her back and got her voice mail. I left a message saying everything was all set and asked her to call me back.
6:15pm When she hadn't called me back, I called her again and left the same message.
6:30pm She called me back, profusely apologetic, said that she forgot that her cell was on vibrate. I guess she couldn't feel it vibrating. I told her that everything was all set. I gave her my address. She said that she didn't need directions, she would just put it into her GPS. I told her that I live in a high rise condo and that a code was needed to access the elevator; therefore, I asked her to call me when she pulled into the parking lot, and I would meet her in the lobby and take her up to my apartment. At this point she sounded a little hesitant and asked if I was sure I wouldn't rather go to a hotel. I said no, I would rather do it at my place. She said that she was coming from Lexington and I live in Forest Acres, so she estimated it would take her about 25 minutes. I said that this sounded about right.
7:20pm When she hadn't arrived or called, I called her cell and got her voice mail. I left a message wondering where she was. Did she get lost or something?
8:05pm Still no contact. This time I called and left a message telling her that I was getting hungry and was going out to get something to eat. I left my cell number there and told her to call me at that number (heretofore I had been using my land line). I also said that I was really disappointed because she had seemed like such a nice person over the phone.
11:00pm Still not having heard from her, I called her from my cell, figuring she might not answer if she saw my name and number on her caller I'd; my cell just says "cell phone." I got her voice mail again. This time I didn't leave a message and just hung up.
So there it is. I got STOOD UP. Worst of all, I wasted a Viagra, which now comes to $23 a tablet at Walgreen's. I tried calling Madison, who has been favorably reviewed on this forum, but got a voice mail. I left a message, but she never called me back. I ended up jerking off with my Viagra-powered hard on in my hand. (Quite an experience, by the way, so it wasn't a total waste; I wasn't used to my organ feeling so hard and huge.)
I can't exaggerate what a disappointment this was. This girl seemed perfect over the phone: smart, articulate, savvy, and sexy. What is even more bizarre is that she posted another ad in Backpage the very next day. It just goes to prove the axiom that if something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. I would like to have a regular service provider, and she sounded like the perfect one. I'll have to keep looking.
The strange thing is, something very similar happened the last time I tried to monger in Columbia. This was back in 2006 when I tried to hook up with an escort named Daisy Sunshine. We had made an appointment for a specific time, and when the time came, she stood me up. I will admit to being cautious about mongering in Columbia because I am afraid of police stings; after all, this is the Bible Belt. AMPs don't seem to offer much more than a hand job, at least from what I read on this forum. I continue to be horny however. I am now in the process of booking a trip to the Dominican Republic, but I don't know if I can wait that long. I will probably try to find another escort in Columbia. If I am successful I will certainly post.
Anyway, brother mongers, if you are smart I would suggest you click on the above link and remember this girl named Elena and avoid her like the plague.
I think you may have meant Dezeray Sunshine.
I remember her- had one good session with her and several attempts that added up to wasted time or frustration. A total flake, that one. Glad she's gone.
[QUOTE=Lorenzo; 1194225]Although I live in Columbia, I rarely monger here. I do most of my mongering overseas, especially in Latin American countries. Whenever I succumb to temptation and make an attempt to monger in Columbia, I am always reminded of why I don't like to monger here. Here is the latest example.
Last Thursday (May 12) I was feeling especially horny, so checked out the escort ads on Columbia Backpage. I was especially attracted by this ad:
[url]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-hott-playmate-27/3939943[/url]
If you peruse the Backpage escort ads, you will know this girl's ads by her unusual spelling: sexii and raedyii, for example. Her ad especially appealed to me because she says she prefers "older gentlemen," and I am, well, older, although perhaps not a gentleman. And the girl looks attractive, assuming the photos are accurate. So here's a chronology of what happened:
4:15pm I called the cell phone number in the ad. She answered immediately. I asked her name. Her name is Elena. She sounded friendly and very sweet. She said she is now in the hair salon, just finishing up, and she would call me back in 15 minutes.
5:10pm She called me back and apologized for taking so long. She underestimated the time. No problem. We got down to brass tacks and started discussing services and pricing. She said her prices would be $120 for a half hour and $170 for an hour. I asked about an hour and a half, and she said she would do it for $200. She also offered to come to my place and wouldn't charge outcall rates. Fantastic; I readily agreed. Surprisingly, she also discussed services fairly explicitly and agreed to DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and CFS. This is sounding better all the time. I told her that I didn't have that much cash with me and would have to make a quick trip to the ATM, then would call her back immediately. She said this worked well for her because she had to pick her nephew up from school and take him home, but that would only take a few minutes. (Are there schools that go until 5-6pm? I don't know.) I said fine and that I would call her when I got back from the ATM.
5:40pm I popped a 100mg Viagra in anticipation of the events to come, then went to the ATM and withdrew $200.
6:05pm I called her back and got her voice mail. I left a message saying everything was all set and asked her to call me back.
6:15pm When she hadn't called me back, I called her again and left the same message.
6:30pm She called me back, profusely apologetic, said that she forgot that her cell was on vibrate. I guess she couldn't feel it vibrating. I told her that everything was all set. I gave her my address. She said that she didn't need directions, she would just put it into her GPS. I told her that I live in a high rise condo and that a code was needed to access the elevator; therefore, I asked her to call me when she pulled into the parking lot, and I would meet her in the lobby and take her up to my apartment. At this point she sounded a little hesitant and asked if I was sure I wouldn't rather go to a hotel. I said no, I would rather do it at my place. She said that she was coming from Lexington and I live in Forest Acres, so she estimated it would take her about 25 minutes. I said that this sounded about right.
7:20pm When she hadn't arrived or called, I called her cell and got her voice mail. I left a message wondering where she was. Did she get lost or something?
8:05pm Still no contact. This time I called and left a message telling her that I was getting hungry and was going out to get something to eat. I left my cell number there and told her to call me at that number (heretofore I had been using my land line). I also said that I was really disappointed because she had seemed like such a nice person over the phone.
11:00pm Still not having heard from her, I called her from my cell, figuring she might not answer if she saw my name and number on her caller I'd; my cell just says "cell phone." I got her voice mail again. This time I didn't leave a message and just hung up.
So there it is. I got STOOD UP. Worst of all, I wasted a Viagra, which now comes to $23 a tablet at Walgreen's. I tried calling Madison, who has been favorably reviewed on this forum, but got a voice mail. I left a message, but she never called me back. I ended up jerking off with my Viagra-powered hard on in my hand. (Quite an experience, by the way, so it wasn't a total waste; I wasn't used to my organ feeling so hard and huge.)
I can't exaggerate what a disappointment this was. This girl seemed perfect over the phone: smart, articulate, savvy, and sexy. What is even more bizarre is that she posted another ad in Backpage the very next day. It just goes to prove the axiom that if something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. I would like to have a regular service provider, and she sounded like the perfect one. I'll have to keep looking.
The strange thing is, something very similar happened the last time I tried to monger in Columbia. This was back in 2006 when I tried to hook up with an escort named Daisy Sunshine. We had made an appointment for a specific time, and when the time came, she stood me up. I will admit to being cautious about mongering in Columbia because I am afraid of police stings; after all, this is the Bible Belt. AMPs don't seem to offer much more than a hand job, at least from what I read on this forum. I continue to be horny however. I am now in the process of booking a trip to the Dominican Republic, but I don't know if I can wait that long. I will probably try to find another escort in Columbia. If I am successful I will certainly post.
Anyway, brother mongers, if you are smart I would suggest you click on the above link and remember this girl named Elena and avoid her like the plague. [/QUOTE]
Sexy Pre med Student Ready to Please You Columbia! .22
I saw this ad on Backpage. Normally, if I don't see a pic I don't call but the title intrigued me. We played back and forth for a little while with text messages until finally I decided to TOFTT!
When I arrived at her hotel off I26 I was hoping for the best based on the pic she finally sent me. It didn't turn out to be her but here's the kicker. She is a former dancer from Platinum Plus that I recognized. I even remember tipping her from time to time. 22 year old knockout. Big firm breasts, no tattoos and a sexy slender body. Definitely worth the trip and the money. She gave a decent CBJ followed by cowgirl.
After that a little doggystyle was inserted. Finally I finished in the missionary position.
Did not watch the clock, pleasant personality. Smelled good as well.
I would see her again. I started to see this 37 yr old blonde but come on guys. 22 yr old poontang. I couldn't turn it down.
Happy Hunting and remember, don't settle because you don't have to.