EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3438209]Any new talent or the same cast?[/QUOTE]Same staff according to owner "for now". Whatever "for now" means.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Mmmm. Well now, that is good news. Unfortunately I expect to be rather busy this weekend, but I'll have to try and squeeze in a good hour or two of relaxation. It's been a while.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3439029]Same staff according to owner "for now". Whatever "for now" means.[/QUOTE]Well hopefully they won't change too much. I've got a couple of favorites who I haven't seen in a while. I must make sure to get out there this weekend just in case.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Old phone number is shut down. Any contact info for the new GH?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3415987]I haven't had the chance to vet these Polish massage ads, but many look recent and could yield some diamonds in the rough. PM if you strike gold.

[URL]https://www.infolinia.com/content/classifieds/uslugi-zdrowie-i-uroda[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried Google translate on one of them since I don't speak Polish, and got a rather humorous result.

[URL]http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/yy87/thunderstruck666/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-04%20at%2010.58.52%20PM_zps3xu0ts1i.png[/URL]

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3442300]Old phone number is shut down. Any contact info for the new GH?[/QUOTE]Tried calling today. Oddly enough, the first time I got a message that they were disconnected. I tried again thinking maybe I had misdialed or something, and the second time it went through. Looking over my call history I entered the same number though so. Maybe they were disconnected briefly? Who knows. Unfortunately I wasn't able to stop in today so I'll have to try again later this week.

Anybody seen or hear from Vera lately? She was with 323 and ECE. I managed to catch her a few months ago when she was independent and complained that she could only pay for back page ads with bitcoin now and didn't know how to process that. I told her to just give me her real number and I would contact her directly and she said she could not (assuming she may have a family? Who knows). Anyway, if anybody has a way to contact her, she was by far and away my favorite and I'd love to see her again regularly. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Viriato;3443055]Tried calling today. Oddly enough, the first time I got a message that they were disconnected. I tried again thinking maybe I had misdialed or something, and the second time it went through. Looking over my call history I entered the same number though so. Maybe they were disconnected briefly? Who knows. Unfortunately I wasn't able to stop in today so I'll have to try again later this week.[/QUOTE]Still doesn't look like their open yet. I spoke to the owner a few weeks ago at that number and said that they were planning on opening this weekend. They must have run into problems.

Called today and got voice message.

You can still google her with that info. Whatever happened to her? I used to see her all the time. She bounced around to a few different agencies, went independent for a minute and now she's gone. Last I saw her she said she didn't know how to advertise on backpage because you they only accept bitcoin as their currency to pay for ads. Anybody have any contact with here? Would love to see her again. Tried asking for her personal number last time I saw her, but she refused. Said doesn't mix this with personal life. Any help is appreciated.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3443521]Still doesn't look like their open yet.[/QUOTE]You sure about that? Like I said I tried calling on Saturday and the second time someone picked up. It sounded like they were open. Unfortunately I wasn't able to partake as I had some previous obligations and couldn't really squeeze an hour of pleasure into my schedule but from our conversation it did indeed sound as if they were open. I'll try back this week and see if I can get in but I believe they are in fact open. If not well I guess I'll have to make a trip out to Rockford for the lingerie clubs or something.

Not mixing this with her personal life.

[QUOTE=Dimitri28;3443593]You can still google her with that info. Whatever happened to her? I used to see her all the time. She bounced around to a few different agencies, went independent for a minute and now she's gone. Last I saw her she said she didn't know how to advertise on backpage because you they only accept bitcoin as their currency to pay for ads. Anybody have any contact with here? Would love to see her again. Tried asking for her personal number last time I saw her, but she refused. Said doesn't mix this with personal life. Any help is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Viriato;3444205]You sure about that? Like I said I tried calling on Saturday and the second time someone picked up. It sounded like they were open. Unfortunately I wasn't able to partake as I had some previous obligations and couldn't really squeeze an hour of pleasure into my schedule but from our conversation it did indeed sound as if they were open. I'll try back this week and see if I can get in but I believe they are in fact open. If not well I guess I'll have to make a trip out to Rockford for the lingerie clubs or something.[/QUOTE]They're open. But you wouldn't know it because there is no sign up where they are located right now. I think they are taking appointments again.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3445486]They're open. But you wouldn't know it because there is no sign up where they are located right now. I think they are taking appointments again.[/QUOTE]What is so special about this GH, that some of us get so impatient, so intrigued, so excited?

Its called attachment. I never had the desire to go but I think their is a whirlpool that you can sit in with the girl. Maybe that's the draw.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3445887]What is so special about this GH, that some of us get so impatient, so intrigued, so excited?[/QUOTE]

Where is this new secret place? The only gh that comes up for me is in Schaumburg? Elk Grove is a bit more east. Never been but I get paid this week and am looking to splurge. Help a brother out. It has been awhile since I've seen anything blonde.

I've been a patron of GH for almost 15 years. They were once in a small, unmarked business storefront near the Cumberland Circle, right off Golf Road. First girl I had there was a curvy, short blonde American who claimed to be a nursing assistant and would moonlight in the evening doing massage. The decor was like a 1970's living room. Old couch, Italian oil lamp, but with a massage table. Great service kept me going back for years.

GH has always made the point of hiring young, if not simply attractive, European go-getters. At best, the oldest ones are mid-thirties. While most EMP's are YMMV, I've never heard of anyone getting shot down their first time in the door. That right there is what's made them so popular. Youthful masseuses who are easy on the eyes and the extras. Go in undraped, leave some cash safely exposed and you truly be "golden."

Of course, GH is not without the 'Yelp' worthy criticisms. These girls rest on their laurels, knowing full well that they don't need to put too much elbow grease into their massage technique. The men will leave happy anyway! This includes shorting you on time by charging for the hour, having you out of the door in 45 minutes. Don't expect them to act too happy while putting a smile on your face either. It's a trade off.

Newcomers will be able to get their feet wet. The downside is that they'll miss out on a genuine therapeutic experience. After you've gone through the stable of 3-4 GH girls, my recommendation for a new member would be to hit up the slightly less attractive, but professionally tested European massage therapists in NB.

PM if you'd like to share. Nostrovia!

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