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I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.
[QUOTE=CamperBob;5350048]I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.[/QUOTE]Wise move Camper! Some of these AMP hoes up here in MN (usually not the prettiest BTW) are just too tight menu wise and it doesn't matter how many times a monger goes or how much cash is offered. Some of them still won't budge. Very disappointing and nothing short of a rip off. Yet, I can and have landed BBBJ, daty, and FS for reasonable prices with much prettier and hotter ladies through simple escort services. Go figure!
[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5350077]Wise move Camper! Some of these AMP hoes up here in MN (usually not the prettiest BTW) are just too tight menu wise and it doesn't matter how many times a monger goes or how much cash is offered. Some of them still won't budge. Very disappointing and nothing short of a rip off. Yet, I can and have landed BBBJ, daty, and FS for reasonable prices with much prettier and hotter ladies through simple escort services. Go figure![/QUOTE]I've also given up on AMPs unless I'm traveling. It's no exaggeration MN is the worst mid-sized metro area for AMPs. I've had better luck in Colorado, smaller TX towns, and even TN / KY. I think a lot of it is due to consolidation of AMPs under a few owners who have stopped bringing in talent and are limiting menus due to unpredictable LEO / city crackdowns. This also means less competition. Wouldn't be surprised if they even try to get competing AMPs shut down.
The biggest reason though is guys who still go often and tip $40+ for DIY. Nothing will change until we stop going and stop writing penthouse forum articles on RM and other sites.
Imagine if we got another hot Thai provider like the one who was at Wellness or way back in the day, in Chanhassen? That place would get the USAG / RM hug of death and end up shut down in a few weeks.
[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5350178]I've also given up on AMPs unless I'm traveling. It's no exaggeration MN is the worst mid-sized metro area for AMPs. I've had better luck in Colorado, smaller TX towns, and even TN / KY. I think a lot of it is due to consolidation of AMPs under a few owners who have stopped bringing in talent and are limiting menus due to unpredictable LEO / city crackdowns. This also means less competition. Wouldn't be surprised if they even try to get competing AMPs shut down.
The biggest reason though is guys who still go often and tip $40+ for DIY. Nothing will change until we stop going and stop writing penthouse forum articles on RM and other sites.
Imagine if we got another hot Thai provider like the one who was at Wellness or way back in the day, in Chanhassen? That place would get the USAG / RM hug of death and end up shut down in a few weeks.[/QUOTE]So true WT!! Every word you wrote. Thank God for those rare gems like Wellness. Always left so happy and got my money's worth at every visit. I'm guessing some of those same AMP owners read this forum and are at least aware of how disgusted many of us are. At least I hope they are.
I don't know if you guys recall a place in Plymouth a few years back, called Lotus off Fernbrook? There was this very pretty young mid 20's China doll named Amy. One of the prettiest I've encountered in Minnesota so far. Had to DIY with her the first few times. But when I came back the 3rd visit I got HJ. Left happy. No issue. Went back for many more HJs with her and finally got to DATY and BJ with her. This is how an AMP should work.
[QUOTE=CamperBob;5350048]I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.[/QUOTE]Well said CamperBob! There's a reason why you're a legend and well respected on these forums. I've saved a fortune the last month just meeting women on tinder who just want to fuck. All it costs me is a few bucks for drinks.
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[QUOTE=MassErrection;5350721]You and FarEast are notorious for eating raw pussy LOL. FarEast dropped $600 to eat Pussy at Oasis. Does it smell and taste like fish? I couldn't imagine some Chinese dropping her crotch in my face and it was infested LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL Mass you crack me up bro! The hot Thai babe at Wellness tasted like fresh fish and pleasant tuna like aroma. Amy's at Lotus was more like sweet and sour sesame chicken. Both well worth it! But I must say, I'm not going down on just any Asian chick. She's got to be very cute, pretty, or sexy! If her snatch is too stinky or tastes like rotten fish?? Hmmmm. I might give it a few licks and then I'm on to eating out her ass and stick with that LOL. You have to enjoy the fruits of life as much as possible considering how fragile and short life is! Always being worried about catching something isn't much fun. I'm not doing daty with some $40 old Hong Kong hooker though.
[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5350348]So true WT!! Every word you wrote. Thank God for those rare gems like Wellness. Always left so happy and got my money's worth at every visit. I'm guessing some of those same AMP owners read this forum and are at least aware of how disgusted many of us are. At least I hope they are.
I don't know if you guys recall a place in Plymouth a few years back, called Lotus off Fernbrook? There was this very pretty young mid 20's China doll named Amy. One of the prettiest I've encountered in Minnesota so far. Had to DIY with her the first few times. But when I came back the 3rd visit I got HJ. Left happy. No issue. Went back for many more HJs with her and finally got to DATY and BJ with her. This is how an AMP should work.[/QUOTE]I used to go there regularly! I never did get the name of the women there. There was a shorter slightly thick one that was ok, but there was a taller thin one that was absolutely insane that went right for the dick after a minute of massage. She even persuaded me to two pops on one visit. I remember the sad day that I walked through the door and saw that they were closed.
[QUOTE=CamperBob;5351269]I used to go there regularly! I never did get the name of the women there. There was a shorter slightly thick one that was ok, but there was a taller thin one that was absolutely insane that went right for the dick after a minute of massage. She even persuaded me to two pops on one visit. I remember the sad day that I walked through the door and saw that they were closed.[/QUOTE]You remember it well. There was an older lady who I think may have been Amy's aunt or even mother. I only mention Lotus because of how badly I miss that place like you do camper! It was one of my first AMPs I got decent extras at. The bonus being that Amy was young and hot and willing to please, unlike for example Oasis in Eagan. Far East claims to have dropped $600 to eat raw Chinese pussy at Oasis though. Should it really take that much? Come on now.
I find it highly strange how I got very good service from Amy at Lotus, who was sexier and prettier than say, for example, the plain hags at Oasis in Eagan. She was hotter than those 3 combined. And oh, I didn't need to offer absurd amounts of cash for decent extras. How nice and refreshing that was. Why couldn't they have stuck around longer and why the hell is Oasis, which gives such crappy service, still going? Baffles me.
[QUOTE=CamperBob;5350048]I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.[/QUOTE]I keep telling myself I'm going to do the same but then after a frustrating day of trying to set up with an independent, I end up back at an AMP. Not sure if I'm looking at the wrong places or what but I have hard time setting up appointments with independents. I'll admit that I am overly cautious so I only see ones that I can find reviews on which eliminates a lot of them. Making matters worse, with this Covid shit going on, I went over a year without seeing an independent so I lost all my references since the ones I used to use have disappeared. Emailed the scheduling service of a lady I had seen several times to see if she was coming back and never got response so I can't use them as reference any more. That scheduling service had been great for references in the past.
Recent experiences:
Texted a lady about 10:00. After going back and forth with texts, she finally agreed to see me for a 3:00 appt. That was at about 1:30, never heard from her again.
Another lady says phone calls only. Tried calling her a few times over several days. Never answered and doesn't have voicemail.
A few more I called and left messages or texted, only to never hear back.
Texted another lady, being that she is a sweetheart, she did reply back but she wasn't working that day. All the AMPs were open that day.
[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5351507] Why couldn't they have stuck around longer and why the hell is Oasis, which gives such crappy service, still going? Baffles me.[/QUOTE]The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.
[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;5351544]The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.[/QUOTE]Smart move. A good massage with no HJ is essentially better than a crappy massage with a DIY. Many here have been to Oasis, like myself. I kept going thinking perhaps they would change into a Lotus like experience. Boy was I wrong as many have mentioned on here. Why mongers keep going back is beyond me except for the fact, I must admit, they do pretty good massages. The young one can give a high quality massage when she puts effort into it. Except she doesn't yet know how to do a sensual massage. Too young clearly. But knows how to play a monger very well! Someone taught her how to put on an act quite well. Apple also is quite skilled massage wise.
But I want more than massage or DIY! Amy at Oasis is subpar. Looks wise all 3 don't cut it for me. Last time I was in there I let them know just how disgusted I was. Told them I can get high quality extras for reasonable prices with prettier women many other places. They had nothing to say. They knew it was all true. Since then I have invested my time elsewhere.
Anyone have any good experiences at Amazing in St. Louis park or Phoenix Massage Burnsville? Would love to get some good extras from the pretty ones at both spots. Not the old or chunky ones. Any tips? Mass where you at bro? I also heard that New Day is permanently closed.
[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;5351544]The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.[/QUOTE]As long as there are whales like FarEast who will drop $600 to eat pussy there will always be AMP. My suggestion to you would be join tinder. I've saved a fortune fucking women for free. You'd have to be brain dead to visit AMP.
[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5351658]Smart move. A good massage with no HJ is essentially better than a crappy massage with a DIY. Many here have been to Oasis, like myself. I kept going thinking perhaps they would change into a Lotus like experience. Boy was I wrong as many have mentioned on here. Why mongers keep going back is beyond me except for the fact, I must admit, they do pretty good massages. The young one can give a high quality massage when she puts effort into it. Except she doesn't yet know how to do a sensual massage. Too young clearly. But knows how to play a monger very well! Someone taught her how to put on an act quite well. Apple also is quite skilled massage wise.
But I want more than massage or DIY! Amy at Oasis is subpar. Looks wise all 3 don't cut it for me. Last time I was in there I let them know just how disgusted I was. Told them I can get high quality extras for reasonable prices with prettier women many other places. They had nothing to say. They knew it was all true. Since then I have invested my time elsewhere.
Anyone have any good experiences at Amazing in St. Louis park or Phoenix Massage Burnsville? Would love to get some good extras from the pretty ones at both spots. Not the old or chunky ones. Any tips? Mass where you at bro? I also heard that New Day is permanently closed.[/QUOTE]The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.
[QUOTE=MassErrection;5352136]The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.[/QUOTE]Your brutal honesty and sense of humor is priceless bro. Others on here have pm'd me saying they only go every so often that's how dry it is. So sad. I only go once or twice a month to a sure bet with a foxy babe (amazing ass) around my age who knows how to give a great HJ and proper sexual massage. I commend it!
The sad part is this. Had Oasis offered decent YMMV menu options as Lotus did aside from Far East's $600 raw Chinese DATY session and your BJ, I'd have been going weekly and probably would've easily dropped 8 grand in there by now no hesitation.