Massage Parlor Reports

TLDR: Still DIY.

Called last week just before close and asked if there were 2 available (I'm a sucker for 4 hands, almost always request it), and they quoted $140 (standard) and said come on in. I get there in the room, and give the main girl that greeted me $200, which I plan on spending total anyway after tip included, and they usually bring back the change which I just put on the table. Interestingly, she instead asks me '3 girls for $300? And I figure why the hell not. Maybe the bigger spend gets me better results. LOL. So I hand her 3 Benjamin's, and she comes back herself, with the 2nd girl fairly attractive with large rack (likely same from previous post) and the 3rd is a little older larger lady. Massage is great as usual, working out the knots and getting stretched, which is the reason I'm there. Closer to the flip, it's very close to teasing, the main girl keeps brushing her thigh on my hand, and the 3rd girl grabs my hand and puts it on her thigh. I think 'finally this place has turned around!' Alas, I'm reminded I'm not special, as the flip offers DIY (which I never do anyway). Good reminder to listen to the Seniors and their reports, and stop getting my hopes up. LOL.

Stay safe,

TravelPro.

[QUOTE=TravPro;6523848]TLDR: Still DIY.

Called last week just before close and asked if there were 2 available (I'm a sucker for 4 hands, almost always request it), and they quoted $140 (standard) and said come on in. I get there in the room, and give the main girl that greeted me $200, which I plan on spending total anyway after tip included, and they usually bring back the change which I just put on the table. Interestingly, she instead asks me '3 girls for $300? And I figure why the hell not. Maybe the bigger spend gets me better results. LOL.[/QUOTE]ToTravPro & any Others wanting More than Just Massage.

Kalamazoo is Not that Place in general IMO.

However these days, BC at Happy Is.

All Girls There are open menu for HR $$.

But Sandy There is absolutely Outstanding!

Check The BC Massage chatter on Her.

Mature, Hot, Sensual Spinner w / many years Experience.

With other BC spas Now "Talent Dead Zones"- Happy Is It.

Sandy is by far The Best.

Recommend Call ahead & Appt If Poss.

Dropping a Name to Sandy can only Help.

Recommending.

Seek Best,

JJ / Jimmy.

What kind of tip and service can I expect at West stadium Dr? Pm or response is fine. Thanks!

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;6525157]What kind of tip and service can I expect at West stadium Dr? Pm or response is fine. Thanks![/QUOTE]I hadn't been there in a year. Went last week. Texted the number they have posted on a sign on the door. Was able to get appointment relatively quickly. If you want phone number so you can Prebook, PM me.

Asked for hour massage. $70. Layla is tall skinny Asian young lady wearing modest top and cute shorts with bare legs. She asked if I wanted hard medium or soft. I said soft as I gently touched her bare calf. The next 30 minutes was a heavenly soft touch with almost a tickle aspect. Plenty of tease brushing and touching. No towel on my backside at all. At 30 minutes she asked if I wanted to flip and I do. No towel or sheet cover up. She keeps up soft touch on chest and groin area. At one point she placed my hand on Jr which is the classic DIY move. I left it there for 15 seconds then went back to softly caressing her leg. She finished me with some light oil and a great slow pace. Cleaned me up. Did a head massage followed by a foot massage to finish the hour. I tipped same as door fee. I will repeat when needing the AMP experience and in Kalamazoo. It was a good pleasantly surprising visit. I'm guessing it's highly YMMV and not everyone will get the non-DIY finish. Hell, I might not even get it again. But it was a delight. There is something intriguing about not knowing what the ending will be. I'll repeat.

Return.

G2.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6524623]ToTravPro & any Others wanting More than Just Massage.

Kalamazoo is Not that Place in general IMO.

However these days, BC at Happy Is.

All Girls There are open menu for HR $$.

But Sandy There is absolutely Outstanding!

Check The BC Massage chatter on Her.

Mature, Hot, Sensual Spinner w / many years Experience.

With other BC spas Now "Talent Dead Zones"- Happy Is It.

Sandy is by far The Best.

Recommend Call ahead & Appt If Poss.

Dropping a Name to Sandy can only Help.

Recommending.

Seek Best,

JJ / Jimmy.[/QUOTE]I agree with JJ about BC. I recently made my first trip to BC and therefore my first trip to see Sandy at Happy Spa. She was worth the drive. I usually indulge in the hobby in GR and sometimes pass through Kalamazoo. I've resigned myself that the best option in Kalamazoo is a massage with HE at Lotus (see my previous post about an ill-advised trip to TLC). But obviously there are times when more is desired and I've found a few places in GR that scratch that itch (though one of the best is reportedly closing soon!) But variety is the spice of life. So I made the trip to BC to see Sandy. Horrible road construction, but wonderful experience with Sandy. I'm glad I went. Highly recommend. --RJ.

Background: I'm a part timer here. Live I texas and spend summers here to avoid the heat. Texas has spoiled my hobby game, although the religious right has passed laws that now carry felony status for Johns which has significantly altered the game. Pre Covid you could get drop dead gorgeous 25 year olds for two bills. GPS has arrived and most are now seeking 300+ and hour. Unfortunately there are plenty will to pay that which keeps prices high. The positive is the ladies are trim and gorgeous.

I spend 3 months here during the summer avoiding the 100+ degree days. Over the part to years I've tried:

1) AMP DIY on stadium drive. Probably won't return.

2) Lotus. Fine for a mechanical hand job, but nothing to right home about.

3) TLC. Saw no raccoons and had a great time, but probably over tipped.

4) Jay. Before she retired. Not really my cup of tea, but got the job done (older than I imagined.

5)! Angie the BBJ Goat (per reviews here) - overweight, significantly outdated pictures. Solid head game (I guested if she pulls her dentures as it felt likes gum job). Big boobs but a much older BBW than I anticipated. Stayed at the BBJ session as I'm not sure I could do full sex. Low class hotel near Kzoo airport.

Last year I saw Lauren I portage for nuru and BBJ. Afterwords I read reports of her being a man. Not positive. I never did see vagina, so I could have been taken.

Moral of the story: as I've her to find an an attractive hooker with reasonable rates, I'll still to the older BBW that suck the life out of me for a reasonable rate.

Thoughts from the local pros? I'm only here for late June to mid z September.

[QUOTE=GeeMoneyTx;6526939]Background: I'm a part timer here. Live I texas and spend summers here to avoid the heat. Texas has spoiled my hobby game, although the religious right has passed laws that now carry felony status for Johns which has significantly altered the game. Pre Covid you could get drop dead gorgeous 25 year olds for two bills. GPS has arrived and most are now seeking 300+ and hour. Unfortunately there are plenty will to pay that which keeps prices high. The positive is the ladies are trim and gorgeous.

I spend 3 months here during the summer avoiding the 100+ degree days. Over the part to years I've tried:

1) AMP DIY on stadium drive. Probably won't return.

2) Lotus. Fine for a mechanical hand job, but nothing to right home about.

3) TLC. Saw no raccoons and had a great time, but probably over tipped.

4) Jay. Before she retired. Not really my cup of tea, but got the job done (older than I imagined.

5)! Angie the BBJ Goat (per reviews here) - overweight, significantly outdated pictures. Solid head game (I guested if she pulls her dentures as it felt likes gum job). Big boobs but a much older BBW than I anticipated. Stayed at the BBJ session as I'm not sure I could do full sex. Low class hotel near Kzoo airport.[/QUOTE]GeeMoney,

The BBW, With excellent lingual skills & a very reasonable rate is here pal.

She can be found in kazoo.

Fabulous BBBJ IMO, but no cim at all & also no DFK.

Her fs skills to close are also excellent.

She loves what she does!

Very sweet, personal & sensual.

Can try her out for a ss at $.

Always been no rush in addition.

Her name is Alyssa.

Find her easily- search stg w / keywords "Alyssa or relax or available now".

She posts only when avail.

Treat her well.

She is a long time pro here.

YMMV as always.

Have fun,

JJ (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6524623]ToTravPro & any Others wanting More than Just Massage.

Kalamazoo is Not that Place in general IMO.

However these days, BC at Happy Is.

JJ / Jimmy.[/QUOTE]I know, I know JJ. You are 100% right. I've been through BC for the past handful of years, and seen them all (except Sandy). Last time at Happy I could tell the years have been affecting Connie, it just wasn't the same as the old days. And I believe I heard Sandy is in her 60's (still in my 40's) so that has mentally prevented me from seeing her. I just need so much more time to make the drive to BC, I don't always have that 3 hour window. I should stop complaining though, all the girls have been more than gracious to share their time and affection with us.

I wish Shaver Rd hadn't closed, those girls knew me from GR and I miss the upstairs room. Hopefully something will change around here, but long story short, Kzoo is not where it's at. Thank goodness I get to GR, Ann Arbor and Chicago often.

Someday I'll hit Senior status and get the UTR intel. LOL.

Til then be safe brothers.

TravelPro.

I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;6530438]I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.[/QUOTE]INABJ,

Whatever you're missing, I am also.

Have no idea how they're all getting by.

But for now they are.

Down the Road, at least a couple will GOB.

For now the Kazoo bros, are paying it for just DIY.

Bewildered also,

JJ / Jimmy.

Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream!

[QUOTE=DynoPwr;6533719]Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream![/QUOTE]Also dreamt I gave the. 8 tip at the end and she gave me. 2 back and said too much!

Kazoo bros,

Just FYI- B C has another real winner again.

Spring spa- Mona.

(just in case you don't follow B C).

Posts on her in B C massage last few pages.

Read them all.

For added extras, Mona is worth the drive.

Just sayin'.

Best in hobby.

JJ / Jimmy.

Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".

[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;6554110]Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".[/QUOTE]Most unfortunate to lose Layla. Her replacement, Emma, is decent looking but no where near as much fun as Layla. I'll go elsewhere with my massage budget.