Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love][quote=Supereloquent]Please learn to spell, and when to use proper punctuation (would it kill you to use commas when you employ an absolute introductory adjective or independent clauses?); it is getting ridiculous reading your misspellings and bad grammar every time you post and do your "contibuting."

Also, get a clue about plural versus possessive (Newbie's?), and your continual "overblown" use of capitalization. Your 5th grade teacher must really be proud.[/quote]Only a poster named "Supereloquent" can get away with such grammar lessons! (grin).[/quote]I'm grinning too, Cephlapod. Did you catch Super's misuse of the word "whom" a while back? Some guy posted a lengthy analysis here. The analysis was correct (Super didn't "get" the difference between active and passive usage). Trust me, I've taught that stuff.

Oh, and about that problem of plural versus possessive: here's another recent example of incorrect usage.[QUOTE=Supereloquent]Coming from you Cooky that is high praise indeed.

Being an equal opportunity monger has it's [sic] perks.[/QUOTE]LOL. Oh well, who cares. Do as he does, not as he writes. Pussy is what counts, and we all enjoy pussy, actively or passively.

[QUOTE=Ficdon]None of these girls seems want to drink alcohol but they smoke and do everything else...does alcohol not mix with drugs? So funny to see them drinking lemonade or Gatorade or chocolate milk with all the other shit they're putting in their body.[/QUOTE]

I have noticed that too. Whenever I have offered to get some wine, beer, or liquor and mixers to take with us to the room the answer was always no. They prefer the stuff you mentioned and soda. Go figure.

[QUOTE=Ed Norton]I'm grinning too, Cephlapod. Did you catch Super's misuse of the word "whom" a while back? Some guy posted a lengthy analysis here. The analysis was correct (Super didn't "get" the difference between active and passive usage). Trust me, I've taught that stuff.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ed Norton] Oh well, who cares. Do as he does, not as he writes.[/QUOTE]If you "don't care" then why mention it? I have about 950 posts (with many very long reports), including almost 1500 pics, and the only thing YOU have to focus on are 2 grammar mistakes? I am sure I make a few typos and mistakes, and have a brain fart here and there, but at least they are mostly in the process of sharing useful information. Contrast that to newbie Pedey who made errors in both sentences of a two sentence rock throwing post. Pedey continues to show us his intellectual prowess by making multiple errors in virtually every post he makes, and rarely has anything useful to contribute. Pedey's spelling and grammar are about as limp as his dick; he is a much more fertile ground for your "teaching the stuff," if you are looking for a deserving student in this forum.

But enough nit picking for the present. One could spend ones whole life correcting spelling and grammar in the Philly forum alone. I reserve my grammar and spelling tirades for attackers; it puts a nice barb on the spear when I return it to the sender, don'tcha think? :D

[QUOTE=Ed Norton]Pussy is what counts, and we all enjoy pussy, actively or passively.[/QUOTE]Like you said, pussy is the name of the game: active or passive, past or present, plural or possessive.

[QUOTE=Cls9637]Those are some awesome pictures. Makes me want to travel a little north. One question: How come in some photos the tattoo is on her right boob, and sometimes on her left? Just askin'.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your appreciation of the photos. She is worth a trip north. In my experience, chubbies can be just as much sexual fun as spinners and hourglasses.

To answer your question: she is a Gothic sorceress and can make her tattoos appear wherever she wants. :D Think about it a bit; photographic software allows one to mirror flip the image; sometimes I do that if it results in better composition, and sometimes it just happens by mistake when I rotate an image from vertical to horizontal or vice versa, so it isn't lying on its side as you sometimes see photos on here from contributors who don't know how to fix that.

If you read the forum rules, they specifically say:

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Here is the link... [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php[/url]

So get off of the complaints. As long as I can understand and enjoy the post, I just don't care. Super is great, do don't hate... lol

If you like teaching spelling and grammar, do it at a school - not here.

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Originally Posted by Ed Norton
I'm grinning too, Cephlapod. Did you catch Super's misuse of the word "whom" a while back? Some guy posted a lengthy analysis here. The analysis was correct (Super didn't "get" the difference between active and passive usage). Trust me, I've taught that stuff.

No doubt chubbies can be a lot of fun. See some of the pictures I have in the Baltimore Streetwalker Reports! We could trade.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]Thanks for your appreciation of the photos. She is worth a trip north. In my experience, chubbies can be just as much sexual fun as spinners and hourglasses.

To answer your question: she is a Gothic sorceress and can make her tattoos appear wherever she wants. :D Think about it a bit; photographic software allows one to mirror flip the image; sometimes I do that if it results in better composition, and sometimes it just happens by mistake when I rotate an image from vertical to horizontal or vice versa, so it isn't lying on its side as you sometimes see photos on here from contributors who don't know how to fix that.[/QUOTE]

Originally I had something smart and cool to say about Elektra. In a senior moment, I’ve forgotten what it was I wanted to say.

Any who. Finding a big girl like Elektra (or Sabrina) can be just as exciting as finding a cool spinner. Finding a big girl with a nice body is rare indeed and may be even rarer than finding a spinner on the “K.” Big tits aside, it is nice having a plump ass to squeeze, thick thighs to roam and a phat pussy to plow. And, let us not forget the cute face. Even if you are not really into the big girls, it’s nice to be able to do one every once in awhile. Viva la difference.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]Chubby but very sexily cute.

Elektra17 is my favorite. Yeah, Cookie, that shot was inspired by a similar shot you took of cute Nicole.[/QUOTE]Elektra #17 is nice, no doubt about it. But, I’ve got to say, I am partial to Elektra 12 & 19 – both of which show off the girl’s true beauty, big girl or not. IMHO.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar] Finding a big girl like Elektra (or Sabrina) can be just as exciting as finding a cool spinner. Finding a big girl with a nice body is rare indeed and may be even rarer than finding a spinner on the “K.” Big tits aside, it is nice having a plump ass to squeeze, thick thighs to roam and a phat pussy to plow. And, let us not forget the cute face. Even if you are not really into the big girls, it’s nice to be able to do one every once in awhile. Viva la difference.[/QUOTE]I concur with everything you have said, and would add that big girls usually suck cock great and have a terrific attitude. They typically are very willing to please.

As you said, it is so nice to try something different. There are very few SWs on the Ave with whom I am so infatuated that I would seek them out every time. Variety is the spice of life, especially where sex is concerned, even at the expense of an occasional bad experience when seeking something new.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Elektra #17 is nice, no doubt about it. But, I’ve got to say, I am partial to Elektra 12 & 19 – both of which show off the girl’s true beauty, big girl or not. IMHO.[/QUOTE]I would have to agree with your keen, observant, photographer's eye. As I recall, I didn't even "direct" those shots; they were just Elektra free forming and being herself. Big girl or not, she had a delightful natural posing talent.

Here Here,

This monger is exclusively into big SWs. OYR is often a fertile hunting ground for said game. I've had many, many a date withOYR/HP BSWs that ranged from sweetly rounded to frankly fat. Sometimes you have to do a little hide and seek to flush them out.

[QUOTE=StormRanger]If you read the forum rules, they specifically say:

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WHAT'S NOT CONSIDERED
Spelling

This would be an impossible task.

Grammar

Another impossible task.[/QUOTE][blue]======================================

Hi StormRanger,

Don't get the wrong idea.

Just because I do not have the time to correct bad grammar or poor spelling does release forum contributors from [u]their[/u] [u]obligation[/u] to write well and spell correctly.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I already had a motel room rented for a previous date when I spotted Katie, a block back from the north end of the stroll. She wasn’t the cutest SW I had ever seen but looked passable enough otherwise, and I was in the mood to try someone new. Besides, my street radar was telling me she would be fun. The main risk you run in trying a new SW in the winter, when they are all bundled up, is that the body is far below your expectations. So, after we had driven for a while, I pulled over under the guise that I wanted to check her out and make sure she wasn’t LE, and had her show me the goods, top and bottom. Her tits were a pleasant surprise, very nice indeed, especially on such a thin frame. She had a little pot belly but nothing terrible, and no stretch marks or scars. I didn’t ask, but my suspicion was that she was a few months preggers.

On the way to the motel we had a chance to have a long conversation. She said she didn’t do this much and hadn’t been doing it long (I didn’t believe her). Her story was that she had been working in a small business, and the owner gave her job away to one of his relatives and, because he had been paying her cash under the table, and she didn’t qualify for unemployment, so she was making some extra cash on the Ave. She kept nodding off in the car and I noticed telltale black and blue marks on her arm when she undressed. She saw me staring at them and said she had once been a heroin user but now was on a methadone program (I didn’t believe this either.)

I asked if she sucked cock good and, of course, she claimed she was excellent at it (which turned out to be true). I mentioned that we were going to a nice motel to take some sexy pics and for a few cups of fun. There was no discussion otherwise about specifically what we were doing, or pricing. I suppose that, given this, she either was relatively new to this as she claimed, or just had a correct street sense that she would be OK and compensated fairly if she performed as advertised.

When I was taking her pics it made perfect sense that an Irish shamrock tattoo just above her groin went ideally well with a good Irish name like Katie.

Katie had a very nice BBBJ technique. She couldn’t take me DT but she would take me as far down her throat as she could, gag on me and come up for air. That was really hot. Big strings of spit would run down her chin and to my cock as she did this, making it hotter yet. I tried to get some pics of this but the strings were momentary and she would quickly slurp them back up again and keep sucking me as deep as she could. I could see her eyes looking up at me as if seeking approval , and I grabbed her hair in a tuft, pushed her head up and down on my cock, and talked dirty to her, especially as she gagged on me: “Yeah, that’s it, suck me deep and gag on my cock like a naughty sl*ut; be a nasty cum piggie; do you want some nice hot cum?” She kept this up for a good 15 minutes or so and then I shot a load down her throat. She gagged a little but she swallowed it and licked me off and then licked her lips and chin and got every drop and dribble.

“Now, do it again, piggie. Daddy has another load for you. Suck my cock and make it squirt." And she began the motions all over again. This time I had her lick my balls and the underside of my cock like she was licking a popsicle, and then suck down and then up again in a rhythm I controlled by grabbing her head in both hands and fucking her mouth. She didn’t use her tongue and hands as well as she might, but her mouth had great suction. At one point I just lay there and bent my knees and spread wide and used both hands to hold her head down on me until she gagged, and then I would let her up again. After she caught her breath I would grab her head again and force her mouth down on me until she gagged again. I would move her head up and down on my cock until I was hearing a glug-glug-glug noise in her mouth and throat, then the gag, then a breath, then start it all over again. Since I had already just cum I was able to keep this up for a good 30 minutes or so and her face was red, and she was gasping desperately for breath every time I let her head come up for air, and spit strings would flow from her mouth and lips. I finally held her head down on me and blasted another load down her throat, which she gagged on and almost spit up. But she swallowed it, cleaned me up and used her fingers to clean the cum off her face where it had leaked out and then licked her fingers clean.

We had picked up some oriental takeout on the way and fortunately the room had a microwave because it was already cold. We had something to eat and drink, but I was already thinking about porking this gal and seeing if she was as accommodating fucking as she was sucking. I had her stand and grab the dresser and did her doggie that way, reaching around to grab onto her tits with both hands as I pumped away from behind. I almost lifted her off the floor with each thrust and I kneaded and squeezed those titties and nipples hard as my balls slammed into her ass cheeks. The dresser had a mirror so I got to see the contorted expressions on her face as I fucked and squeezed. I eventually let go of her tits and grabbed her at the hips. I pumped harder and harder until I busted another good nut.

Usually I am good for a few more cups but I guess Katie wasn’t erotically inspiring enough for that. She pretty much lets you do what you want, but you do all the work and she isn’t exactly what one would call sensual. I prefer the give and take of a gal who is into it and enjoying herself. We had more to eat and drink, and I jerked off into her face before we finally left.

The Ratings? Face: 3 stars (not pretty, not ugly, just average); Body: 4 stars (an extra point for the tits; without the pot belly the body could have been pretty hot); BJ: 4 stars (accommodating, but I had to do the work, not that I mind the occasional face fuck); Fucking: 3 stars (I like a girl who gets into fucking more and enjoys it); Attitude: 5 stars; Overall: 3 ½ stars; Repeatable? In a pinch, when horny. YMMV

Nothing special otherwise, but she had suction power like a vacuum cleaner, and it was fun to hear her gagging on me.

Super, nice pics like always. I was kinda surprised just how good of a rack she does have. I particularly like #7 and although I don't do "russian" a lot that pic is just begging you to slide in between those puppies.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] Her tits were a pleasant surprise, very nice indeed, especially on such a thin frame. [/QUOTE]While she wasn't as in to it as others at least she didn't have a lot of "rules" about what you couldn't do. Sometimes that's just as good as anything else.

[/QUOTE=Supereloquent] She pretty much lets you do what you want,[/QUOTE]Again, thanks for the pics and keep up your "work".

Fellows, 'just curious. How much usually is the damage if you go on a long date, say multiple cups, pics, 3-4 hours. I was wondering if I am paying too much.

Thanks in advance for the answers.

I had a small window of time to hunt on the K. About 4:30 near the Woodshed, I spot a familiar face. I remembered seeing in Supereloquent's recent post about [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=942921&postcount=962]Nicole[/url]

Not being in a good position for a pickup, I circle the block only to run into one way streets all in the wrong direction of where I want to go. Finally back on the K, and to my surprise, I see her again, but in a another bad position for a pick up. I actually did this twice! The third time was a charm. Since she was mid-block on the sidewalk, I pulled into a parking spot to approach on foot. To my dismay, another man approached her while I was walking towards her. They walk past me heading to his car. As I'm on my way back to my ride, they stopped right at my ride. At least I had the chance to say "Hi" before she crossed the street with this lucky guy. I was half tempted to say that I'll wait for her return at this spot, but I didn't have that much time available. Damn, missed by seconds!!!