Streetwalker Reports

My car is in the shop and I'm stuck at home. Having too much time on my hands, I decided to create this curriculum for a street walker course. Combining the ideas contributed by Mr. Boombastic, Giani, and myself, I’d like to offer a proposed curriculum for a non-credit course in street walking. Feel free to suggest additional topics where ever you see question marks.

1) Hygiene
a. Body Odor, its causes and prevention
b. The importance of clean clothing
c. How to clean your fingernails (tools & techniques)
d. ????

2) On Street Behavior
a. How to give “the look” without excessive gestures, shouts, and movements
b. Maintaining distance from ones “handler”
c. ????

3) In Car Behavior
a. Non-touching of dashboard levers and buttons, especially radio controls
b. Requesting permission to smoke
c. Conversation 101 – how to make conversation without any mention of the problems you are currently facing
d. Conversation 201 – how to appear interested in him and his life when he is utterly boring
e. Resisting the temptation to steal stuff out of his car
f. ????

4) Oral Skills
a. No teeth marks, please!
b. Taking direction regarding firmness, speed, and other variables
c. Deep throating, tongue moves, and other advanced techniques
d. ????

5) Acting Skills
a. Appearing cheerful when depressed
b. How to make him think you find him attractive
c. How to make him think you enjoy his company
i. Compliments
ii. Giving him “inside information” about other SWs and LE
iii. Telling him you really hope to see him again SOON.
d. Using moans and other sounds to simulate arousal
e. Developing the ability to shed a tear or two to show emotional depth and intimacy
f. ????

I don't know exactly what it is, but when Bill posts things I have to read them. Usually I will laugh out loud at his antics. There is just something about the way he turns a phrase. Thanks for the entertainment and I hope you get your vehicle back soon.

[QUOTE=Bill Fanta]My car is in the shop and I'm stuck at home. Having too much time on my hands, I decided to create this curriculum for a street walker course. Combining the ideas contributed by Mr. Boombastic, Giani, and myself, I’d like to offer a proposed curriculum for a non-credit course in street walking. Feel free to suggest additional topics where ever you see question marks.

1) Hygiene
a. Body Odor, its causes and prevention
b. The importance of clean clothing
c. How to clean your fingernails (tools & techniques)
d. ????

2) On Street Behavior
a. How to give “the look” without excessive gestures, shouts, and movements
b. Maintaining distance from ones “handler”
c. ????

3) In Car Behavior
a. Non-touching of dashboard levers and buttons, especially radio controls
b. Requesting permission to smoke
c. Conversation 101 – how to make conversation without any mention of the problems you are currently facing
d. Conversation 201 – how to appear interested in him and his life when he is utterly boring
e. Resisting the temptation to steal stuff out of his car
f. ????

4) Oral Skills
a. No teeth marks, please!
b. Taking direction regarding firmness, speed, and other variables
c. Deep throating, tongue moves, and other advanced techniques
d. ????

5) Acting Skills
a. Appearing cheerful when depressed
b. How to make him think you find him attractive
c. How to make him think you enjoy his company
i. Compliments
ii. Giving him “inside information” about other SWs and LE
iii. Telling him you really hope to see him again SOON.
d. Using moans and other sounds to simulate arousal
e. Developing the ability to shed a tear or two to show emotional depth and intimacy
f. ????[/QUOTE]

Here's a couple thoughts where Bill left off.

6) Economics

A) budget for and buy a good quality cell phone.

B) defend the phone from water sources (sinks, toilets, exploding douch bags, etc.) and thieves.

C) budget for and keep minutes on phone so we can contact you.

7) Contracts.

A. Offer.

B. Acceptance.

C. Consideration. Delivered after full performance of bargained-for services.

D. A deal is a deal. No proposed changes to the deal once agreed upon. It ok to negotiate, bit keep you word. I will tip when the service warrants it. But only then.

This was rather amusing and gave me a good chuckle. But I'm afraid that completion of your curriculum would require a graduation ceremony and a promotion in title to "Escort".

[QUOTE=Bill Fanta]My car is in the shop and I'm stuck at home. Having too much time on my hands, I decided to create this curriculum for a street walker course. Combining the ideas contributed by Mr. Boombastic, Giani, and myself, I’d like to offer a proposed curriculum for a non-credit course in street walking. Feel free to suggest additional topics where ever you see question marks.

1) Hygiene
a. Body Odor, its causes and prevention
b. The importance of clean clothing
c. How to clean your fingernails (tools & techniques)
d. ????

2) On Street Behavior
a. How to give “the look” without excessive gestures, shouts, and movements
b. Maintaining distance from ones “handler”
c. ????

3) In Car Behavior
a. Non-touching of dashboard levers and buttons, especially radio controls
b. Requesting permission to smoke
c. Conversation 101 – how to make conversation without any mention of the problems you are currently facing
d. Conversation 201 – how to appear interested in him and his life when he is utterly boring
e. Resisting the temptation to steal stuff out of his car
f. ????

4) Oral Skills
a. No teeth marks, please!
b. Taking direction regarding firmness, speed, and other variables
c. Deep throating, tongue moves, and other advanced techniques
d. ????

5) Acting Skills
a. Appearing cheerful when depressed
b. How to make him think you find him attractive
c. How to make him think you enjoy his company
i. Compliments
ii. Giving him “inside information” about other SWs and LE
iii. Telling him you really hope to see him again SOON.
d. Using moans and other sounds to simulate arousal
e. Developing the ability to shed a tear or two to show emotional depth and intimacy
f. ????[/QUOTE]

Bill when you get your class together on Street Action 101, I'm gonna take it, even the Grad course of it.

Bill you make me Laugh .... I have to admit you have a naive way of asking the questions that everyone else really wants to know too.

But it will take a long post to answer your questions!

I’ll bet that just about every monger who cruises the streets in search of SWs has had the fantasy of finding a young, fresh newcomer to the profession. Who knows, maybe even a nubile lass who is venturing into street walking for the FIRST TIME! I guess it can happen because every SW out there was out there for the first time ONCE, right? Or, even if you don’t snag a first timer (admittedly a VERY rare event and one I have never experienced), you might run across what I think is the next best thing, namely a part-timer who is only out there on the streets occasionally. Part-timers, especially those who only hit the streets every few months or so, are generally just not as beaten down and beaten up as those girls who are out there grinding it out on a daily basis.

So how can you maximize your chances of scooping up a SW who is either relatively new to the job or a part-timer? I don’t pretend to have any great expertise here, but I do have a thought to share with you that might prove fruitful. Let’s say that you, like me, enjoy the company of young BSWs from time to time. So, how about picking an area that is fairly rich in young, black females and just doing a little cruising? I’m thinking that if I spy a 20s female walking along the street and if I catch her eye and ask if she needs a ride, even if she is a civilian she almost surely understands what you are looking for and if she has no interest, she’ll just look straight ahead and keep walking. No harm, no foul, right? But even a civilian who has never turned a trick might well have considered such an activity, especially if money has been tight.

More likely is the possibility that you run across a part-timer who might just be waiting for a bus or walking to a store but who will see your invitation for a ride as a quick and easy way to score $25 or $30. In any case, it will only cost you a bit of time and gas to cruise around an area for an hour and see what is to be seen. I’ve been thinking about an area suggested to me by a fellow monger on this forum: it lies north of William Howard Taft, south of MLK, east of Reading Rd. and west of Gilbert Ave. I am attaching a little map that shows this area. Let us know if you strike “pay dirt” in this area or in another area you might be exploring.

I headed to the area depicted in the map I attached to my last post, driving north on Gilbert and then west on Lincoln. About where Lincoln goes over I71, I saw a black female walking east on Lincoln. She looked pretty nice in a black outfit, hair fixed up, some jewelry; just at a glance, I guess she was in her 20s. I turned around and headed back on Lincoln. I saw her start crossing the street to be on my side of the road. Guess she had seen me turn. I pull over and she gets right in. I ask if she wants a ride and she smiles and says, "sure." Seeing her close up, I revise my estimate of her age to the 30s. Also she looks a bit worn around the edges.

We exchange names, hers being DiDi (Dee Dee?) and mine being Bill.

She asks me, "What are you up for doing?" and I tell her that I am actually just "window shopping" in the area, just looking around. I tell her that I'll be glad to give her a ride to where ever, but that I'm not planning on doing any "business" right then. She seems cool with that and asks me to drop her at a store on Gilbert. Apparently taken with my manly appearance and charm, she says, "I'd sure like to suck your dick." I assured her that I found her attractive and would like to hook up with her another time.

I thought about explaining to her that I was not going to use her services because, 1) I was on a reconnaissance mission for the USASexGuideForum, self-assigned to scout the area for promising young SWs, and 2) I was still in the process of building up to my once a week explosion of pleasure and just wasn’t ready for her at that time, BUT I decided not to bore her with this explanation and just took her to the store.

Upon arrival at the destination she had requested, she turned to me and said, “Could I have $1.00 for a cigarette?” Now, I didn’t know they sold cigarettes individually, but having a loose dollar bill in my possession, I agreed to her request. Have any of you ever been asked for $1.00 for a cigarette? I found it strange, but then I guess I’m looking for a little strangeness.

I handed her the dollar bill, she thanked me, and then rattled off a phone number. I guess she harbored hopes of deepening our relationship at some time in the future. I wrote down the number and would be glad to share it with Seniors via PM. I’m pretty sure that she would like you and your appendages every bit as much as she liked me and mine.

So there’s one BSW at a total cost of $1.00, and the next one was free! Of course neither of them provided me with anything sexual, but that’s not always a bad thing.

I headed back to McM to see if a cute WSW I had seen earlier was still prowling the area behind the Interstate Motel. I don’t usually pick up WSWs, but this one looked pretty cute and seemed worth investigating. Of course she was no long to be seen.

I headed back toward town and spotted Mya at the bus stop near McMillan.

I reported on my first meeting with Mya back in post #652. At that time (last December), I thought she might not even be 18 years old, so I just gave her a ride and let her out. She was really cute and said, “Have a blessed day” as she got out of the car and I thought to myself that if I ever saw her again, I’d probably chance a scoop.

Well, I saw her last spring, picked her up, and headed for a motel. While I found her attractive and easy to talk to, I really didn’t have much fun with her at the motel and rated her skills as pretty low. I think Mya is the girl that Cyan001 posted about in post #1141. Cyan gave her age as 24 when she is actually 19 (will turn 20 on Oct. 18 if you would like to plan a birthday surprise for her). Cyan remarked that she wouldn’t remove her top, seemed unmotivated, and rushed the service – sounded like my experiences with her.

I also saw Mya a few days ago. She seemed pleased to see me and we had a nice chat on the way to my spot. Once parked, I offered $25 and she said she “needed” $30. I agreed and she started a BBBJ. I was rubbing around on her chest when she asked me to quit because it might wrinkle her clothing. Things went from bad to worse and I finally just gave up and took her back to McM. I decided that the next time I saw her, I’d chat with her a bit and explain that while I liked talking with her and appreciated her attractiveness, it just wasn’t going to work out for us to do any more business.

So today I spot Mya at the bus stop, pull over across the street, and she comes over and gets in. I gave her my little speech (Why oh why do I do stuff like this??? Don’t I realize that it will end badly???). As soon as I finish my explanation of why I won’t be picking her up any more, she looks up and says, “That’s my bus! Are you going to give me a ride to Clifton?” I say I will and we turn up Ravine.

She pops some ear buds into her ears and turns up her MP3 player so loud that I can hear the music myself. I make a comment or two and she stares straight ahead and says nothing. I say, “You’re not going to talk, huh?” and she stares straight ahead and says nothing. I say, “You’re pissed at me, right?” and she stares straight ahead and says nothing. Her only communication is to say she wants to be let out in the CVS parking lot.

I pull into the lot and she opens the door to get out. I say, “Hey…,” but she gets out and walks off without a word. I drive off feeling a little bummed out.

So that’s the end of me and Mya. During the two times we were together earlier this year, we had talked quite a bit and I thought we were friendly enough that she deserved an explanation of why I wouldn’t be picking her up. Should have known that it wouldn’t end on a cheerful note – no one likes rejection. But on the plus side, my time with Mya today didn’t cost me anything but some gas.

Two BSWs for $1.00! Top that my fellow mongers! :>)

For god's sake, I have to be the one to warn other beginner mongers....

DO NOT DO WHAT BILL FANTA DOES.

I'm a fan, don't get me wrong, but just take note that these kind of actions can get you hurt out on the streets. Not a good idea, but then again, Bill wouldn't be Bill if they WERE good ideas indeed! lol

[QUOTE=Getnati]For god's sake, I have to be the one to warn other beginner mongers....

DO NOT DO WHAT BILL FANTA DOES.

I'm a fan, don't get me wrong, but just take note that these kind of actions can get you hurt out on the streets. Not a good idea, but then again, Bill wouldn't be Bill if they WERE good ideas indeed! lol[/QUOTE]
I have to agree with Getnati; it is generally a bad idea to risk getting a SW mad at you. In Mya's case, I was pretty sure I'd see her on the street in the future and wanted her to understand why I wouldn't be picking her up. We'd had a couple of nice talks in the past and I thought she deserved an explanation. I think her feelings were a bit hurt, but she really didn't seem that mad at me. If you know her, you'd know that she is really no threat to cause me any harm in the future. On the other hand, that guy who was killed by a young woman who was likely a SW probably thought she was no threat to him. (see Getnati's post #1434 in the General Reports forum)

And if you ever wonder why an old guy like me spends so much time detailing his exploits on the streets, it's kind of like the old joke about the elderly gentleman who was fishing at a lake and who heard a voice calling out to him. When he looked down, he saw a frog looking up at him. The frog said, "Pick me up!" So the old man picks up the frog and the frog says, "Now kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful young woman who will fulfill all your sexual fantasies." The old man puts the frog into his pocket and goes back to his fishing. Then he hears the frog's muffled voice coming from his pocket. The frog says, "Didn't you hear me? I said to kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful, sexy woman!" The old man takes the frog out of his pocket and says, "Sorry, but at my age I find it more interesting to have a talking frog." It's kind of like that with me; at my age, writing about my experiences out on the streets is some times more fun than the experiences themselves.

But rest assured about one thing, I will never take risks on the street just so that I can spin a tale on this forum. If you find yourself in a situation that seems risky, it probably IS risky, and you need to ask yourself whether the possible rewards are worth the risk. I'm retired, so I am not risking losing a job or career, but for some of you, that's a real risk. So please take every reasonable precaution while pursuing the "hobby" and try to learn from the mistakes and misadventures that are reported on this forum.

Yes, Bill is a professional, do not try this at home. But always read his posts, they are both educational and entertaining.

[QUOTE=Getnati]For god's sake, I have to be the one to warn other beginner mongers.

DO NOT DO WHAT BILL FANTA DOES.

I'm a fan, don't get me wrong, but just take note that these kind of actions can get you hurt out on the streets. Not a good idea, but then again, Bill wouldn't be Bill if they WERE good ideas indeed! lol[/QUOTE]

Thanks Bill for your recent report.

Mya is a beautiful woman and would be a 9+ if her personality and presence matched her looks. I guess I can understand as Mya has had a string a 'bad' luck lately. She has called me several times (wanting to 'talk'). And it now seems that she is a few months pregnant with kid #3. To make a long post short, she is another example of youth expecting everything for nothing.

I'm now up in Chicago and the action is scarce as the state has made the hobby a felony.

Be safe everyone.

Bill, at our age, the old adage, "the pen is mightier than the sword" directly applies.

I went trolling for several hours today while on my extended lunch break from work. In the area of ELM and MicMillan I saw a beautiful WSW from behind. I thought it had to be too good to be true. Muwst be LEO or something. As I drive by I look over and the WSW turns her head and makes eye contact. Its at this point I'm in total shock. I couldn't even tell you if I stopped the car or kept going. It was young white guy all done up like a hot chick! WTF! I'm used to seeing black guys doing this but never saw a white one. Then I drive another block towards Linn and there is another white guy putting makeup on and doing his hair. I couldn't believe it. What happened to all the good veteran WSW's that used to run this area? Why isn't uncle leo picking these posers up for false advertising?

I have been a member of this post for awhile now and I do more reading than posting. Just thought I would put in a good word for my new guilty pleasure and attempt to find my other.

First, I want to recommend Trina who resides on Elm right after the market. She is a redhead and her skills are a 8 or 9 with a great attitude. I have been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and she is fairly new. She said she did it for a little while last year and is now back out. Her boyfriend was looking out for her when we first met and now he is in jail so she is paying some other guy to watch out for her because the other girls keep robbing her. Anyway, nice tits great oral and always is clean (smells like she just got out of the shower) but she only comes out at night. She didn't have a phone when we first met, but she does now. I didn't take her new number because just from experience she probably won't have it for to long and I have had a bad experience with some calling me.

I picked up a mixed sw named Pocahotas about two months ago and have never seen her again. What a treat she was! I would kill to find her again. If anyone knows where she is pm me.

Back to my other guilty pleasure...BSWs. Pocohontas is the closet one I've come to. I would love to know where to find one. My usual route is down MCM from MLK and up Elm, etc. I never see any. I do go around LPH, but have only picked up one WSW and she was missing a front tooth and had so so skills. I don't see to much around LPH. I also don't know where to go to get to UPH. Anyway, any help would be appreciated and someone let me know where to go to get to UPH.

I had been mulling over Bill Fanta's recent post about looking elsewhere instead of the regular spots for girls. Then one night, with windows rolled down, I had a girl that I didn't want attract all the wrong kind of attention at a light I couldn't run to get away. (Obviously, she didn't take Bill's grad course!!) Luckily, I quietly rolled away while I watched LEO have a curbside conversation with her in my rear-view mirror.

Enough is enough.

That was the kick in the butt I needed to quit rolling the same route with the same people I DON'T WANT ON IT. Bill's right --- it is a big, wide open world out there, and there is far too much drama in a small area of it.

So I went into Lewis & Clark mode (desperately seeking Pocahontas!!).

I spread out north, east, south and west. I found that by strictly following The Rules at all times and being attentive to opportunities (and wary of possible civilians, read The Rules!) and getting out of my damned car (a bad habit I've been in recently) and creatively engaging girls, I am here to report that I had a nice time in each direction I went this week meeting many new faces.

Well, new to me, because these areas were new to me.

Oddly, I couldn't figure out a pattern to any of it or them. I will though, just give me some time. Where I met someone one day would be consistently empty on others. Areas that looked like they had potential would never produce fruit. Once, on a leg stretch/food run, I boldly (and quite out of character) gave a potential girl 'The Look', which lead to some nice conversation and adult fun for the afternoon.

So get out there and think outside the bun to get that hun! You just may be surprised as I was and start enjoying the hobby again.