Massage Parlor Reports

Well went to Hong Ye yesterday. Had a couple of min. I saw an add on craigs. So I thought what the hell. I can't remember the ladies name for the life of me thought it was susan or some thing like that there was another girl there I saw on my way out her name was pam. Good looking girl younger. Wish I would of gotten her, any how "susan" was a little older prob late thirties mid forties. Nice body. She gave a good massage I fell asleep. Paid.6 for the massage and table shower. Nothing happend in massage I was fine with it. Then in the shower she is rinsing me off and started to make things happy. And stops half way through and says how much. I said I don't know, but then she wanted.7 more for a HE I said hell no. Was mongering. And I am in it all now so got a plain tug for.5 I know that is to much for the tug I got. Just a plain HE. At others I have been too, that was part of the massage. The girls in my opinion are getting greedy.

I forgot to mention this, I went to this place again, and there was a new girl working there. She was a maybe a 5 at best. I was told that I needed to make an appointment first. What kind of BS is that. Told her that I had been there before, which I had but that didn't seem to matter. The parking lot was empty and no one around. Went to see Jessie instead.


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Went for a lunch-time break. Let me start by stating I know it all depends on the girl. Seems like lunchtime is like going to the stipclubs during sun up. The best come to work at night.

I met Leena (sp) I'd give her a 4; average face, probably a b-cup and not much of a figure. She had either a tatoo of a red circle or a birthmark on her left shoulder. I couldn't tell with the shirt she was wearing.

Thought about exiting and heading over to QV, but, I was already out and running out of time to get back to the office and figured give it a shot! Paid.4 for 30 minutes.

Okay, here come the tell-tale signs. She preps the room and leaves, for what seemed like an eternity, but was about 5 minutes according to the annoyingly loud ticking clock. Talk about feeling like I am on the clock. Tick. Tick-tick.

She starts the massage with dry hands then asked if I wanted lotion. Duh! Do many of you get "dry" massages?

After about 10 minutes of a so-so rub down along my shoulders. Of course I don't expect a GREAT massage, but at least rub the whole back.

Here's where it was actually entertaining. She did the legs and rub the inside near the boys and the taint. Real soft, felt great. So I figure the HE should be fun, too.

On the flip, keeps tickling my special areas and along the little guy. Okay, seemed promising. Then the negotiation.

Inquired about FS. She shook her head and said "Only hand". Ask about BJ. Again "Only hand. You very big". Not really, but thanks for the compliment.

So, I said.4. Again with the pouty face shaking her head. Asked for $. Well, she was not worth $. I did not want to tell her that b/c she had me ready to go. I knew I was taking a chance going in, so I was willing to finish.

Offerd.6 for HJ with clothes off. She countered with.8. Am I at the car dealership? She's haggling me? We need a HE for clunkers program Mr. Obama!

We settled on.6 with shirt pulled down. I was only allowed to touch her breasts. No other roaming.

At this point the gentle and oh so tantalizing tickling stopped and she wrapped her fingers and jerked away. I asked her nicely to slow dowd, then she pointed at the clock. Since she was holding my johnson, probably not the best time to tell her she made me wait 5 minutes.

So, I let her finish me off. She offered a shower, I chose the warm towel and cleaned up.

On the way out, and this is REALLY funny, she suggested I get massage because I had several knots in my shoulders and back. Wow, now she's an expert!

I make it a point to give these places more than 1 chance b/c I know most of the time it's the girl, not the establishment.

So, I'll try again another time.

FYI. This is my NEW login name. The wife found the other account while using my lap top. Thought I had the page buried in my shortcuts, but she decided to check out EVERYTHING. My previous posts were from eliahs474.

So, happy mongering and be safe!

[QUOTE=Hornyjoe69]I forgot to mention this, I went to this place again, and there was a new girl working there. She was a maybe a 5 at best. I was told that I needed to make an appointment first. What kind of BS is that. Told her that I had been there before, which I had but that didn't seem to matter. The parking lot was empty and no one around. Went to see Jessie instead.

[url]http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/thp/1340762943.html[/url][/QUOTE]Wow! You'd think they want the business! It can't be for protection, LEO can book an appointment. At least there are plenty of these fine establishments in the area! I was in Brookly last week; scary!

I actually do prefer a massage with no lotion most of the time. Two reasons: If I'm going home to my lady, it's better if I don't reek of some girly scented lotions and some of these girls just GLOB that shit on and it just feels nasty to me. To each their own.

The wife found the old account and you started a new one? Ahahaha! This site means a lot to you, my friend!

[QUOTE=Amorall 1945]She starts the massage with dry hands then asked if I wanted lotion. Duh! Do many of you get "dry" massages?

FYI. This is my NEW login name. The wife found the other account while using my lap top. Thought I had the page buried in my shortcuts, but she decided to check out EVERYTHING. My previous posts were from eliahs474.

So, happy mongering and be safe![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bored Guy Neva]Well went to Hong Ye yesterday. Had a couple of min. I saw an add on craigs. So I thought what the hell. I can't remember the ladies name for the life of me thought it was susan or some thing like that there was another girl there I saw on my way out her name was pam. Good looking girl younger. Wish I would of gotten her, any how "susan" was a little older prob late thirties mid forties. Nice body. She gave a good massage I fell asleep. Paid.6 for the massage and table shower. Nothing happend in massage I was fine with it. Then in the shower she is rinsing me off and started to make things happy. And stops half way through and says how much. I said I don't know, but then she wanted.7 more for a HE I said hell no. Was mongering. And I am in it all now so got a plain tug for.5 I know that is to much for the tug I got. Just a plain HE. At others I have been too, that was part of the massage. The girls in my opinion are getting greedy.[/QUOTE]I was there last week but I walk out. I don't know about you guys but I can feel just by looking at the girl if she is goin to be good or lame in my case the girl that was suppost to do the massage look distracted so I say to myself she is goin to be a clock watcher the hurry up and get out kind of girl. So fellas the next time you go and you feel the girl is not into you walk out. But if she look like she wanna please go in. I'll give you an example jessie from may sky 6 months ago she was trying to please everybody but now she is a robot just gimme the money finish up fast and get out

[QUOTE=Amorall 1945]Went for a lunch-time break. Let me start by stating I know it all depends on the girl. Seems like lunchtime is like going to the stipclubs during sun up. The best come to work at night.

I met Leena (sp) I'd give her a 4; average face, probably a b-cup and not much of a figure. She had either a tatoo of a red circle or a birthmark on her left shoulder. I couldn't tell with the shirt she was wearing.

Thought about exiting and heading over to QV, but, I was already out and running out of time to get back to the office and figured give it a shot! Paid.4 for 30 minutes.

Okay, here come the tell-tale signs. She preps the room and leaves, for what seemed like an eternity, but was about 5 minutes according to the annoyingly loud ticking clock. Talk about feeling like I am on the clock. Tick. Tick-tick.

She starts the massage with dry hands then asked if I wanted lotion. Duh! Do many of you get "dry" massages?

After about 10 minutes of a so-so rub down along my shoulders. Of course I don't expect a GREAT massage, but at least rub the whole back.

Here's where it was actually entertaining. She did the legs and rub the inside near the boys and the taint. Real soft, felt great. So I figure the HE should be fun, too.

On the flip, keeps tickling my special areas and along the little guy. Okay, seemed promising. Then the negotiation.

Inquired about FS. She shook her head and said "Only hand". Ask about BJ. Again "Only hand. You very big". Not really, but thanks for the compliment.

So, I said.4. Again with the pouty face shaking her head. Asked for $. Well, she was not worth $. I did not want to tell her that b/c she had me ready to go. I knew I was taking a chance going in, so I was willing to finish.

Offerd.6 for HJ with clothes off. She countered with.8. Am I at the car dealership? She's haggling me? We need a HE for clunkers program Mr. Obama!

We settled on.6 with shirt pulled down. I was only allowed to touch her breasts. No other roaming.

At this point the gentle and oh so tantalizing tickling stopped and she wrapped her fingers and jerked away. I asked her nicely to slow dowd, then she pointed at the clock. Since she was holding my johnson, probably not the best time to tell her she made me wait 5 minutes.

So, I let her finish me off. She offered a shower, I chose the warm towel and cleaned up.

On the way out, and this is REALLY funny, she suggested I get massage because I had several knots in my shoulders and back. Wow, now she's an expert!

I make it a point to give these places more than 1 chance b/c I know most of the time it's the girl, not the establishment.

So, I'll try again another time.

FYI. This is my NEW login name. The wife found the other account while using my lap top. Thought I had the page buried in my shortcuts, but she decided to check out EVERYTHING. My previous posts were from eliahs474.

So, happy mongering and be safe![/QUOTE]Amorall,

Funny story but sadly its what happens in Vegas in some places. There are some cuties out in SW part or town though. You may want to chk it out.

PC out

[QUOTE=Amorall 1945]


She starts the massage with dry hands then asked if I wanted lotion. Duh! Do many of you get "dry" massages?

![/QUOTE]

If i'm going for a BJ or HJ only, I'm fine with oil. If i'm intending on FS, I ask for dry massage.

Why? Simple safe sex 101/measures. That oil they use will be all over her hands. That is not KY or any type of sexual lube they use for your body, it's usually baby oil or some other type. If she touches your johnson or the condom itself, that oil can cause or increase the chances that the condom will break. Don't want that.

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]I'll give you an example jessie from may sky 6 months ago she was trying to please everybody but now she is a robot just gimme the money finish up fast and get out[/QUOTE]Boy are you right about that, Smokey. An hour foot massage has suddenly turned into 25 minutes, and that girl isn't even embarassed when asked what happened to the rest of the hour. She suddenly pretends not to understand English. And that place is FILTHY. They don't even change the towels between customers! YUKKKKKKKK

It's ok Gnome, she's probably the third Lilly to work there since April, ha. They all cycle through the same dozen names or so as I'm sure you know.

[QUOTE=Gnome]Smokey,
Your report on Queen Vixen cracked me up! Then I started thinking, Lilly is who I saw when I was there in April. Good thing she wasn't scratching back then, or maybe I just got lucky. LOL!!

Gnome out...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Muggs]If i'm going for a BJ or HJ only, I'm fine with oil. If i'm intending on FS, I ask for dry massage.

Why? Simple safe sex 101/measures. That oil they use will be all over her hands. That is not KY or any type of sexual lube they use for your body, it's usually baby oil or some other type. If she touches your johnson or the condom itself, that oil can cause or increase the chances that the condom will break. Don't want that.[/QUOTE]
It also increases the chance that the condom will slip off during the activity. Don't want that.

[QUOTE=David 2]Boy are you right about that, Smokey. An hour foot massage has suddenly turned into 25 minutes, and that girl isn't even embarassed when asked what happened to the rest of the hour. She suddenly pretends not to understand English. And that place is FILTHY. They don't even change the towels between customers! YUKKKKKKKK[/QUOTE]Boys,

Time to pay for the 30 mins amd bring your own towels. LOL Jesse is ok but she is rather stubborn at times too. YMMV.

PC out

[QUOTE=Eviltajiri]So much for queen vixen. That is straight up disgusting, fucking crabs. That is ghetto as all hell. Good thing you realized this before anything happened *shivers*. Used to go there all the time, don't know anymore. Would have loved to have seen mamasan throw a beatdown though, LOL. Mamasan is actually pretty damn cool there. That post makes me rethink if I even want to hit these places anymore. Damn

Thanks for the report Smokey[/QUOTE]Mamasan actually is quite talented. She gives one of the best BBBJ and isn't half bad at FS.

Linda is the one who is a bit plain and no boobs but never asks or negotiates upfront. You just pay her what you think is fair. She's completely full service.

[QUOTE=David 2]Boy are you right about that, Smokey. An hour foot massage has suddenly turned into 25 minutes, and that girl isn't even embarassed when asked what happened to the rest of the hour. She suddenly pretends not to understand English. And that place is FILTHY. They don't even change the towels between customers! YUKKKKKKKK[/QUOTE]


go back to my old review on May sky before they became hot. Them towels been dirty....

I will be in vegas for 2 days next week. I would love some advice on where to go!

In San Diego,there are two places that are far and above better than any others. Is there a place like that in Vegas?

PM if you don't want it public.

Thanks