2000-2004 Archived Reports

[b][red]*** DOWNTOWN REPORT ***[/red][/b]

Reporting in regards to [b]JACKI[/b] at Downtown. XSailor is on the mark with his description of her. 5'7ish about 130lbs. Highlighted/died hair redish brown. Nice navel ring. Most definetely fake C's. Little to tall and a little to heavy for my liking. I like em short and tiny. I certainly wasn't going to have another go 'round with Sun so I gave Jacki a shot. Cindy and Jennifer are on "vacation" in case anyone is looking.

Mamasan brought Jacki into the room and we did the usual routine of "have you been here before and with whom". My answer was Sun. (read my post about that [b]AVERAGE[/b] experience.)

Standard table shower with not an incredible amount of attention paid to those places that require the attention. Back in room, very long and firm massage. It was a good massage resulting in a full body tongue bath, a brief rimming then the turnover. CBJ til finish. [b][i]Total cost - room & board, 60$ with a tuition advance of $100.[/i][/b]

I don't know what to say, pretty standard fare. Sorry XS - I didn't experience the fireworks you are having/had.

I've been a bit disappointed in Downtown lately. My past 3 visits haven't been shining stars. I think I'm going to move on possibly to CPHC next time.

And [b]Trashman[/b] - I love the block - don't forget to count in Nova Guy when you do role call.

Theres my report
-Nova Guy-

[b][red]** Disclaimer **
I made the above up - its not true and don't take it for gospel because if you do, your a fool.[/red][/b]

Nova Dude,

Will be on the block several times in the coming weeks but definitely Wednesday night as soon as the warden is on the fuckin' plane!

I have not seen any mention of a girl I saw at Downtown when I was tehre this summer on business. Mamasan told me her s\name was Cherry but she told me her name was Chi Won. Very nice.... in fact, one of the best AMP experience I have ever had. Has anyone else had her? I will be back in DC in the spring and hope she will be available.

Last Sunday, on day two of my two day back to back weekend excursion and I got a chance to see the recently returned Mimi at Downtown. Mimi has a killer slim and soft body with enhanced C cups and very cute trimmed kitty. I don’t usually go in for faked boobs, but these were a good job. I would not have been sure they were not all hers without a hand inspection.

The joint was busily. I arrived and parked about half a block down the street. Just as I was going to get out of the car, some walked past and I just had a feeling of where he was headed by the way he was acting. Sure enough, he went right to the door leading to Downtown. I waited a bit before I went up, and within 10 minutes of arriving, the doorbell rang at least five times.

Fortunately a shower was open so when Mimi came to get me, we went strait in. The massage started in the shower as Mimi got up onto the shower table, leaned down and soaped up and washed/massaged by back. Never had anyone get onto the shower table before (but have read about it). The shower was good and Mime talked to Mr. Happy to tell him to wake up. As she dried me off, Mr. Happy got a little kiss on the head.

Back to the room, finished drying off, another kiss for Mr. Happy and Mimi took the obligatory trip down the hall. Upon her return she stared a typical but very good massage with a little back walking. After rubbing from top to bottom she disrobed and stared the Full Body massage. I do not go in for Asian Rim works as much as some others, but Mimi’s was not as intrusive as some I have experiences, and so it was more enjoyable.

On the flip, there was more, now mutual, rubbing, touching, kissing, and licking of body parts. After applying a cover Mimi 2 also swallowed Mr. Happy. He technique is just as good as Mimi 1, but not applied with the same feeling/passion. We did switch to 69 so I could dine also and this helped add some attitude to her side of the job. After a good licking, Mimi turned round and started in on a Squatting CG. She was great, really went to it, lots of enthusiasm. After about 5 minutes, we then switch to mish and finished up this way in about anther 10. She has excellent muscle control, but since this was my second time in two days, I held out a lot longer than usual. Throughout she kept tell me to “F**K ME”, and “F**K ME HARDER”. By the end I was relay pounding her and she has no problem taking it. Also there was a fair amount of light kissing, not a usual staple in an AMP.

This, by far was my best experience at Downtown.

On the way out I saw a few other cuties, no idea who was who, but they were sweeeet looking. Checking the clock I saw I got the infamous Downtown 45-min. hour, but it was worth it. Gave the standard House fee and 5-J donation to Mimi’s college fund.

LL kidnapped me the other day and we did our romp @ Downtown. Nova, I, too, drew Jackie. No lineup was offered when I asked, and unfortunately I'd lost the flip for Mimi when we were at Clicks. Mamasan said all the girls were busy. I first thought Jackie was quite attractive and remembered X's post about her, thinking what a lucky dog I was. But my experience with her was fair and at times pretty painful.

Started with a firm stretching and massage while we waited for LL to finish in the TS. I got the quiz about being a repeat customer and passed.

TS was okay but not long and luxurious as I prefer. She didn't seem to care enough when I complained the water wasn't hot enough. Minimal attention to mianus and tender vitals. A nice touch was a hot towel over my face when she asked me to sit up on the table before she toweled me off.

With our arms around each other we walked back to the room, and she steped out for a moment, giving me time to dim the lights, light the candle, and place $100 under it.

When she got back I was directed to lay on my belly and got a nice tongue lashing on my back, bottom, legs and some serious Asian with a few firm penetrating thrusts about 1/4" up my ass. Whoa! Yeah, that got my attention. She asked me what I wanted, and I said everything. Average CBJ, DATY with some fake moaning and rushed to mish at her insistance. That didn't work out very satisfactorily. She might have had a long day, or perhaps I'm just a toad, but she didn't get very lubed up -- and even with some lotion, intercourse was pretty tough. So I asked her to get a glove and got some jackhammer prostate massage and a jackhammer HJ to finish, even when I asked her to take it easier.

1 finger, 2 fingers, back to 1, all the while she grimaced. It wasn't disgust over having to jam her fingers into my ass, because she'd just had her tongue there. Upon completion, she said "Strong ass!" Apparently I'd clamped down pretty hard on her fingers to the point of causing her some serious pain! Still, she was a trooper and didn't complain until I'd cum. The jackhammer bit on my ass and dick was really too fucking rough, as was her ball handling. When I tried to make a joke that I wouldn't be able to sit right for week, it was beyond her poor english skills.

Overall, she had some high points, but more low points. Maybe she really had had a hard day. Maybe I am in fact a toad. Maybe she's not a very good actress, and maybe that's why I had trouble suspending my disbelief and getting into a groove of rapport with her. Maybe it's because when I moved to give her a smooch on her DSL's, she turned her head, and that particular act really pisses me off. Still, she did make me promise repeatedly to ask for her when I return, pinkie handshake and all. Don't count on it honey.

As for the fake C's, I can confirm. I squeezed them and felt the gel sacks begin where her natural tissue ended.

Still, I was pretty drained when we finished. I MUST return to see Mimi before she departs. If I return with LL before she departs, I'll have to bring a fake coin to ensure I win the flip!

LL,

That wasn't a shit eating grin on my face when we departed. It was a 'my shit has been eaten' grin. :)

BTW, you deserve a round of applause for another fine index of AMP reviews.

Robux

Dingman Does Downtown.

Lisa of Downtown on the night of 01/01/04

She looks like she is in her mid 20s but might be late 20s because she thought I looked so young. I am in my mid 20s and from previous experiences, anyone who thinks I am barely 21 is usually older than me. Of course you old(er) farts out there might have jaded her age perceptions (wink, wink).

This place was a lot easier to find using Spearsman’s directions (see his post on 12/22/03). The stairwell was interesting, but a lot less intimidating than I perceived from reading the descriptions. Was shown to the 1st room on the left and admitted to mamasan it was my 1st time and after checking my ID I paid the house fee.

In came Lisa (no line up for me) and little Dingy was very pleased. Lisa is a nicely tanned spinner with light brown curled hair that I am a super sucker for. She almost looked Hispanic when I first saw her (due to the lighting and lighter hair). The TS was real nice. I have this bad habit of massaging the girl’s bottom, when they are cleaning the shower, just to test the waters and Lisa was very accommodating. I moaned and groaned when she scrubbed my bottom and she then proceeded to pay special attention to the right areas to keep me groaning. A very thorough washing.

Back in the room, the massage was adequate, with nice teasing and then the turn over was a little weird. She just stared at me. I pointed at her and then pointed at the area that needed attention. She finally got the point, but it was hard to communicate at times. She provided short but adequate Asian and CBJ and then I proceeded to bang her every which way I could think of. Cleaned me up good and insisted that she massage my legs a little more afterwards. Ended up staying over the full hour, but it appeared like it was slow that night. Overall a good experience and would see Lisa again if assigned, but I rarely do repeats.

The only thing that through me a little off was that there was a white dude reading a magazine on the bench machine in the lobby. Never really seen this before in an AMP. He was there when I got there and was still there when I left so I don’t think he was a customer. Is this standard at Downtown?

Bysshe has a report of her on 09/13/03 that was less favorable (a recommended read). I did not read his tale until after my dream.

Dingman,

Congrats on your exploits!

[red][quote]The only thing that through me a little off was that there was a white dude reading a magazine on the bench machine in the lobby. Never really seen this before in an AMP. He was there when I got there and was still there when I left so I don’t think he was a customer. Is this standard at Downtown?
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Yes this is typical for evenings at Downtown. In fact, I've had casual conversation with the "bouncer" while waiting for an attendant one particular evening.

-Nova Guy-

I made my third visit to Sun Club Saturday morning. The previous two visits were mixed, the first was very good, the second very bad. This one was well above average. I was just about ready to ask the manasan who was working when I saw Coco come running down the hall to the room. She was bouncing all over the place as she tried to tie her top, and since she was cute, I decided to stay with her. She's barely 5 feet tall with black hair and an enhanced chest. Table shower was fine and I was able to discover she wasn't wearing any panties under the sarong. In the room, there was no pretense of a massage at the start. Once I laid the tip down, she left for a moment to get the equipment, then stripped down to nothing and sort of squirmed around on me as she licked and kissed my back. After the flip, CBJ was fine. Then the good? DATY was no problem. And the bad? She only let me kiss her on the cheek. After the finish, she wanted to cuddle for a while, then after she cleaned me off, she gave me a pretty decent massage. So this makes me two out of three here. A couple of notes: Coco says she's only been there for a few weeks. Also, when I rang the bell at 10:15, there was no answer. I walked around the block, figuring I would try once more, then go elsewhere if I didn't get an answer. The next time, probably 10 minutes later, the door was promptly buzzed open.

I used to do Downtown a lot during the day because my office was a few blocks away and there was never anybody stationed in the lobby. I have also been there at night a few times and again never saw a bouncer but maybe this is something new

Trashman,

The "bouncer" seems to be a night thing. I usually frequent during the day however on the few instances I've gone at night, there is a "bouncer". This may or may not be a new thing to you depending on the last time you assisted a lovely asian woman with her college tuition during the evening/night hours.

My first experience with this was posted on 8/5/03, however, that was my first night trip so I have no idea how long this policy has been in place. Since then - every night trip has produced a fellow of sorts sitting on the bike keeping an eye on things......and no - at least the one I spoke with, does not get fringe benefits. Thats by his choice however so he says. He stated that with all the sh*t he's seen there, he wouldn't want to sample the platter <note 1>. Makes ya wonder.

My question is - do the other AMPs follow suit? I'd be interested in knowing.

-Nova Guy-

NOTE 1: Guess maybe he saw LL go up in one of those little asian morsels. Who would wanna follow that? =)

Saw the spa reviews and noted one by Chiaga from 10/17

"I was in DC couple years ago and went to a AMP and had a very good time there and I forgot the name but I know the place is at 719 8st SE 2/f but from the recent reports of here, I didn't see any one mention AMP with this address. Is this place closed? Wish somebody out there can give me an update."

I've been wondering about this place as well. They still have camera and buzzer at the door but will not answer. I heard this was an "Asian's Only" place. Is this true? Used to be one of the best places around back in the mid 90's

You guys have it made up here. I am thinking of a road trip up there and need some info as to what is the easy access AMP from 95 north. I will be coming from Richmond and would like to be close to the interstate if possible.

Thanks

Anyone seen Pumpkin?

Man, no offense, but if I did...I'd fuckin' run! She looks like she outweighs me so cowgirl takes on a whole new meaning.

Thats alota woman.

Pay by the cup size?