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[QUOTE=ReaperGuy;3146676]I sent out a few texts to various providers earlier this week looking for a GFE or uncovered experience and got a few replies. The most coherent one got my attention, we texted back and forth and I made the trek to Norcross to see her at the Garden Inn on PIB / Peachtree Corners. Said her name was Breonna, I've seen her ads for a while but this was my first time contacting her. She was late 30's with some big tits and a bit of a gut to go with it with some obvious baby damage, looked proportional otherwise. Bit of a weird shaped face, but she was pleasant to talk to and I got no vibe of attitude or bullshit from her. She was apparently out of money for her room, so she took my $70 offer I made on the way to see her. I'm wary of this type of thing for obvious reasons, so I just waited to see what she did and I'd react appropriately. She took me up to her room, then took the money to go pay for the room. She was clearly living there and left her phone in the room, so I was content to stay. Sure enough 5 minutes later she came back and we got down to business.

She started with a really bad blowjob, she was treating it like an ice cream cone and kept taking it out of her mouth. I gave her a little coaching with my hand around the back of her head and some persuasive 'come hither' motions with my arm and the service rapidly improved. After a few minutes of that she grabbed Reaper Jr and slowly lowered herself onto him reverse cowgirl, she was completely wet with no lube. She bucked on him for a couple minutes then said it was my turn and got on her hands and knees and presented that ass to me. She had a surprisingly firm ass and the pussy was snug too. I reamed her out for a minute or two and she started howling and flinging it back at me. She finally started to arch her back a bit and put her legs together and told me to tear it up again. I obliged and after a minute of this I let her know I was about to blast, she kept throwing it back at me so I let one loose all up in her. I did get a bit of a latex small when I pulled out, but otherwise I didn't notice it prior to that. After I laid on her back for a minute and let me brain catch up, I got up off her and she went and cleaned herself up and brought me a warm washcloth. How nice of her. I chatted with her for a minute and then said my condolences and rolled out.

She's pretty high mileage but the price was right and so was the attitude, so I'll definitely see her again if I'm in the mood for a quick release. The pictures in black are the most accurate I think, search for 'Classy Woman NO GAMES' since she's been using that title for months.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-woman-no-games/41565211[/URL][/QUOTE]I considered not writing this report, but so many of you all have helped and contributed to me, which has guided many of my decisions. I saw her recently and I would say that all of her pics are old. Or she was just having a rough night. Week. Month? I almost bolted. I told her that I miscounted the $ and that I didn't have the requested donation, hoping that would get me kicked out, but it didn't. She WAS pleasant and chatty. She doesn't look BBW in her pics, which led me there in the first place, but I would say that she is a pizza away from becoming one. If it were during the daytime and my other standbys were available, I WOULD have left. Room was a mess, and the big tatas are deceiving. #wonderbra! Did the deed, cleaned up and left. So why did I stay? It was late, she was nice, but mainly, the tits looked huge and I wanted to see and play with them. As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3164073]Haven't you heard? 30 is the new 40, especially on backpage. LOL. Everytime I see an ad with the listed age of 30, I already know that the chic is more closer to 40 and beyond.

Yes, there is this one gem that slips under everybody's radar. She especially loves that deep penetrating anal without the cover. Enjoy.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/678-544-5808/1/1627645[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL, Johnny stop it 5! You know that kinky Nicole "chick" is really a guy right?? Some mongers may not understand the sarcasm.

[QUOTE=KNewToMe;3163441]Trying to find out if she's real make sure I don't run into any bullshit.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sno-babi-ready-to-play-will-have-you-wanting-more-call-now-specials/45808177[/URL][/QUOTE]So in typical BP fashion, she is a bit more worn down in person. Pimp stays near by was on the stairs when I went. She was also high as hell. On the plus side that snatched was tight! LOL jumped in blew one in 10 and got out of dodge.

[QUOTE=TheParrot;3164670]LOL, Johnny stop it 5! You know that kinky Nicole "chick" is really a guy right?? Some mongers may not understand the sarcasm.[/QUOTE]Talk about Kinky Nicole like that. You know she has reviews on the other review site too. One of the reviewers swore to me via private message that she's all woman. He said he only had one tranny on backpage try him like that and he walked out of there just as fast as he walked in. Kinky Nicole is all woman (now).

Been looking at her ads for awhile. Has anyone seen her yet? Seems real nice!

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Angel is a rocker type chick. Pretty decent to spend a qv with.

I think that is big booty Unique. She has been reviewed previously on here and it was not positive. I think it mentioned that she was germophobic and lame in the sack. I tried to see her one time due to that ass for some doggy action but she flaked on me.

[QUOTE=NeverRushed;3165874]Been looking at her ads for awhile. Has anyone seen her yet? Seems real nice!

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[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3165286]Talk about Kinky Nicole like that. You know she has reviews on the other review site too. One of the reviewers swore to me via private message that she's all woman. He said he only had one tranny on backpage try him like that and he walked out of there just as fast as he walked in. Kinky Nicole is all woman (now).[/QUOTE]I just spit my Coke zero all over the my Mac. YOLO!

[QUOTE=SpaceCadet;3166296]Angel is a rocker type chick. Pretty decent to spend a qv with.[/QUOTE]Link or more details? Atlanta's a big place.

Any info on this one.

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Texted this hottie yesterday. She wanted $150 for a qv and $300 for the hour. I bailed but she is smoking.

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[QUOTE=HornDog79;3166407]I think that is big booty Unique. She has been reviewed previously on here and it was not positive. I think it mentioned that she was germophobic and lame in the sack. I tried to see her one time due to that ass for some doggy action but she flaked on me.[/QUOTE]Damn! Thanks for saving me tho. And sorry for the duplicate messages.

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I pinned the tail on this chic's donkey a few days ago. I saw this chic's ad posted over the weekend and noticed it was one of those Panola Road crew girls that I've seen before. That crew usually works out of the same motel on Panola Road and has some nice looking girls, so I thought I'd give this one a shot. I usually don't go for them so big, but she looked like she might have some nice big tits on her. I gave her a call and she answered and told me which motel she was in, which I already knew.

I told her I would be there in 20 minutes and off I went. Got to her motel and call / text that I was there. I heard nothing from her for a good 5 minutes and thought this chic was flaking on me. I was just about to leave when she text me that she was "here". She gave me the room number and up the stairwell I went to her room. Will I repeat, I'm not so sure. There were a few things that I didn't like about the session, but she did her work though. Non-vipers, go fuck yourselves! VIP'ers, read on.

I got to this chic's room, knocked on the door, and it was opened immediately by a big Amazonian chic towering over me. I said my greetings and walked on in and she did the same as well. This chic is very thickalicious. She was easily 6'1 in heels and was wearing a black cotton dress that accentuated her thickness. She looked pretty nice and thick though. She had on makeup and her face was about an "8" with pearly white and straight teeth. Wow! You don't see that too often. The room was also very dark save for the bathroom lights.

I asked her if she could turn on some lights as I don't like doing anything in the dark. She tried to turn on the living room lights, but it had a short in it, oh well. In the darkness we go. We gots ta talking for a minute as she is a very talkative chic, which is always good. Talks of the donation finally came up and I gave it to her. It was 60 peanut shells for 15 minutes. She took the money and placed it off in a drawer somewhere while counting it. She then told me I could get comfortable and that I did, all by myself with no help from her at all.

She in turn took off her black dress to reveal some black sexy kinda panties and a matching grey bra. She took those off to reveal a thickalicious body that didn't look half bad. She has a nice body on her for a big chic. She looks to be about 5'10-5'11 without the heels and definitely over 200 lbs. She looked good for a chic over 200 lbs, as I don't usually mess with anything that weights more than I do. I'd say she's anywhere between 220-240 lbs. It looks damn good on her though. She looks to be in her mid-20's as well.

Her breastesses's were double d's and they stood up on their own for the most part. They looked really nice too and I'd rate them as "super nice". Nice tits for a big chic. Her stomach was kinda flatish but had some fat pushing out in the center and sides. Stomach could use some tightening up but she didn't have a nasty gut or anything. Her ass, it was a "badonkey donk" ass. It had a helluva lot of meat on it and was definitely sticking out there like a sore foot. I didn't see much of any cellulite or stretch marks on it either. It looked like a nice, clean badonkey donk ass.

I just wish the living room lights were on though, so I could see everything clearly in the light. I could still see her body though and it didn't look half bad. If you like thick chics with big asses and tits, I'd definitely recommend this one. After we were both in the buff, she went over to fetch the protection from out of a drawer. I told her I would use mines instead and produced my thin Crown condom for her. She looked at it and said, "that's the same one I have". LOL. What a coincidence.

I quickly withdrew my condom and told her that we will use yours instead. LOL. No sense in wasting mines. I sat down at the edge of the bed as instructed and she kneeled down on the bed right next to me and placed the condom on my soft cock. She then gots ta sucking and the sucking was pretty ok. I felt some suction there and she was giving me a little bit of ball play with her off hand. I was massaging her nipples with my chapped hands while she was sucking. I was tempted to suck on her tits too as her tits did look really nice. I don't think she would have minded at all.

She sucked me off for a good 5 minutes before I told her I was ready. She asked me which position I wanted and you know exactly which position I want, lady. I wunna ride that donkey! I immediately told her donkey, I mean doggie, and she bent that nice badonkey donk over for me on the bed. I mounted the ass and gots ta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip, but she did have some medium friction on her walls. I felt something there. I also smelled a little bit of funk back there too. Ehh. It wasn't too bad as I'm used to the smells by now. Eeek.

As I'm stroking away, she's throwing it back and giving me some good moans. She's no dead fish at all. I just kept pounding on that big ass of hers and mixing in some dirty talk and she was very responsive. I pulled out a few times and tried to go further north into her sphincter, just to see what she would do-LOL, and she just reached around with her hand and guided me into the correct hole. LOL. I guess on anal with that big ass of hers. LOL. 5 minutes into my pound game, I felt that oh so familiar feeling coming over me and blew a medium load in the cover. I kept pounding some 2 minutes more, then dismounted the ass.

I told her I was done with her and she told me I could clean up in the bathroom. That I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. I cleaned myself up with toilet paper, then came back into the room to get dressed. She got dressed as well and gave me a hug at the door as I left a satisfied man. When I got outside, I noticed a black dude in his 30's with dreads talking on his phone a few doors down. Now, I don't know if it was just a coincidence or if he was with her, but that always puts me on edge. I've dealt with this crew of broads before and I never knew any of them to be pimped out, but who knows.

I'm not sure if the face pic in her ad is really hers though. It could be as the body is definitely hers, but her face was much more of a darker brown complexion. Maybe the pic in the ad is in the light, making her look much more lighter than she actually is. She just needs to shower thoroughly before the date, as does every backpage chic, and she should be fine. If you like big booty and tits, then she's the one for you. Body looks pretty nice for a big chic and I don't really do big chics. I'll give her a "7" in looks and a "6" in performance.

I had some free time in the clouds today so I was on the prowl. Hit this one up. Save your money. Nice face, nice body, but poor attitude. Wasted. 8 for 30 minutes. First of all she said no touching the kitty or licking on the tatas (Should have stopped the session and rolled out) The suction was decent, just too short. May 2-3 minutes, she stops and I say nah keep going, She's like, "I don't really get into the head thing" I said, I wasn't here for you to get into it, I was here for me to get into it! So she offers me one position (Standing dog, legs closed. Every time I attempted to open them, she resisted. So I just made up my mind that I was going to pound it out like the Cowboy's run game. Had my Black Panther on board, so I was pound for a good 15 minutes, before I just said skip it, pulled out and rolled out. Sad thing is she is attractive with a nice petite body. I'm laid back and chill, so I know I didn't come in with drama. I told her that if you don't like doing this, you should stay out of the game. It will mess up your money and you may run into folks that aren't so understanding.

Body-7.

Face-7.

Performance-3.

Attitude-1.

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So I hit this one up, after my dud with the chick before this post. Got to this spot at a Motel, Hotel, Holiday Inn (humor), and got to the room and low and be hoe, it ain't the chick in the pic. I said thanks, but no thanks. Rolled out. She was latina, but looked as if she has been smoking that rock.

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