Humpty Dumpty's wild New Years Eve Party!
Rather than get drunk, I decided to head for the west side. It was about 1030 PM. I went to Certified gas station on West Broad. I was pleasantly surprised to see a bathroom! But as I pulled the doorknob, I realized it was locked. I asked the counter lady for the bathroom key. She said the bathrooms were closed. I wondered to myself "Can I make it to the Kroger at Broad and Wilson? Is it open? If it is, will the bathrooms be in working order?" I decided not to risk it and left an enormous pile in the parking lot of a nearby business. Thankfully I had a fresh new TP roll in my glove compartment.
I drove around for a while. Few women, and the ones who were out were not good looking. Finally, it was getting near midnight. 2020 would see be behind us. At Burgess and Sully, I noticed mixed SW Alex K! She got in and we drove away from Sullivant. We got to a secret spot. I felt up her nice soft tits and round ass. Her BBBJ is excellent. Then we were about to fuck when she whipped out a condom. I have been with Alex before several times and she has never asked me to use a condom or to pull out. Why now? "I don't feel comfortable with doing it raw" this token resistance ended after two minutes and we did BBFS doggystyle and I left a huge load in her. As I ejaculated, the clock struck midnight. The sounds of fireworks and gunshots bellowed throughout the west side. She wiped her pussy off with some toilet paper. I gave her 35, since I am so generous, as well as some drug paraphernalia. She had some blue crack. I have never seen blue crack before. I guess some dope dealer must be taking influence from "Breaking Bad". She loaded up the pipe and took a huge hit and exhaled the thick bluish gray smoke out of my window. I dropped her off at her house so she could smoke herself a good time into 2021. While on the way back, a speeding drunken Mexican ran the red light at Ogden and Sullivant and almost hit us.
I think I have some chafing on the base of my dick. It started the other day after I creampied Grace. I guess I will not have sex or jack off for a few days as my dingaling heals. Anyone else have this problem? Do you know how to fix this? Also how do you fix loose bowels?