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[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;3143285]There's just no excuse! She's in an apartment with a shower! SMDH.

That's just nasty, lazy. A reflection of how much she cares about her hygiene!! Or lack of.[/QUOTE]Rookiemonger, I want to lock you up in a room with both Leah, Ember, and a two week old dead fish. I could not help myself but laugh my ass off as I remembered your rant on being 'marked' by Ember. The ring melting off just killed me. And yes, I've been marked before myself, although with a different provider.

[QUOTE=BrookGuard;3143405]Stinky Kitty is really lazy. Plenty of girls at least take a quick 3 minute "wh0res bath" (pits, tits and slits), between customers. Just jump in the tub, turn on the water and wash the essentials. Sell the experience so the customer wants to come back. Or, ya know, smell like low tide down at the docks and make a monger want to vomit.[/QUOTE]LMFAO dude. How can they not smell that rank shit?

[QUOTE=Bidibop;3144067]Rookiemonger, I want to lock you up in a room with both Leah, Ember, and a two week old dead fish. I could not help myself but laugh my ass off as I remembered your rant on being 'marked' by Ember. The ring melting off just killed me. And yes, I've been marked before myself, although with a different provider.[/QUOTE]Now looking back I can LMFAO. I just don't get it. You figure they would take care of the cookie jar.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;3144260]Now looking back I can LMFAO. I just don't get it. You figure they would take care of the cookie jar.[/QUOTE]But just can't wash it out some how. LOL.

[QUOTE=DrewAustinOn34;3141374]Saw Kimberly the other night. She was not available for incall so I scooped her up in the car and did a sample headache relief. Glad I did, it was nice and her body is nice too and I will def be following up to meet at a more convenient time when we can get a bit more comfortable. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kimberly-im-backkkk/22211574[/URL].[/QUOTE]Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe!

Please tell me this is not an epidemic. Sounds like a PSA needs to go on backpage letting the girls know Please to be hygienic or be reported. Like cmon just clean urself I do it before I see a provider I expect the same.

[QUOTE=GoGoto74;3144308]Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoGoto74;3144308]Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe![/QUOTE]This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.

Try washing affected areas with a lot of toothpaste and leave it on for awhile. Ajdal out

[QUOTE=IbviuBix;3144388]This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=IbviuBix;3144388]This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.[/QUOTE]The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days!

[QUOTE=JohniRotten;3144803]The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days![/QUOTE]Something to keep in mind fellas, when the cave is stank, that means that there are probably monsters in it! You know the old saying "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out!"

Stay safe and good dreams!

Lesley Cummings the porn star. Had a very nice visit with her.

Service was 8, I wanted greek but ran out of steam. Not her fault.

Atmosphere: no smoke, nice soap and towels, comfy bed, safe gated complex. Such a huge step up from a smokey, nasty motel room.

Setup by text, she called to give final instructions and guided me in. She is in Clearwater off Druid.

Her photos are pretty accurate, she is a little chunky. Maybe has put some weight on a bit. Very tan, beautiful skin. Not a druggie.

She got me to cum with her mouth, that doesn't happen often. She is good! So good I didn't have enough left for round two. She tried and was very patient. I tried to respect her time and I bailed to take a quick shower.

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[QUOTE=JohniRotten;3144803]The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days![/QUOTE]Unfortunately I was the only one that had to smell it. Be safe.

[QUOTE=TTY954;3145071]Lesley Cummings the porn star. Had a very nice visit with her.

Service was 8, I wanted greek but ran out of steam. Not her fault.

Atmosphere: no smoke, nice soap and towels, comfy bed, safe gated complex. Such a huge step up from a smokey, nasty motel room.

Setup by text, she called to give final instructions and guided me in. She is in Clearwater off Druid.

Her photos are pretty accurate, she is a little chunky. Maybe has put some weight on a bit. Very tan, beautiful skin. Not a druggie.

She got me to cum with her mouth, that doesn't happen often. She is good! So good I didn't have enough left for round two. She tried and was very patient. I tried to respect her time and I bailed to take a quick shower.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-lesley-and-my-friends-playing-all-day-today-most-reviewed/16085200[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the damage for the visit?

[QUOTE=JohniRotten;3144803]The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days![/QUOTE]What you are describing my friend is a classic case of trichomonas. It is a parasitic STD that has no symptoms in men. It causes no damage either. In women it is not harmful either but does have 1 obvious symptom. A stink that will make a skunk blush. I have witnessed many a nice girl come to the ER and that was there only complaint. "I started to take my pants off and there is a smell down there that I have never had before?

Granted unwashed skanky trim is revolting and it stinks bad. But a woman with trich? She could be right out of a perfumed douche and it will melt a ring like the arc did the nazis faces in the Raiders movie. Well not really, but you may wish it had LOL.

If your not sure if you have experienced this yet then you haven't. It is not possible to forget.

Jon Jon.

[QUOTE=SpareChange;3144849]Something to keep in mind fellas, when the cave is stank, that means that there are probably monsters in it! You know the old saying "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out!"

Stay safe and good dreams![/QUOTE]All this vag talk reminded me of Clerks 2. Pillow Pants!!

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