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I guess I'm spoiled. Used to go to Desire before it closed and in the back room for $80-150, I got pretty much anything I wanted from the ladies. It's closed now. Went to Bare Assets, got pretty much nothing. Felt ripped off. She barely let me touch her and really didn't want to touch me. Says house watches too closely and they did look in every five minutes. I need to find a place like Desire. Any suggestions?
So after a nothing but bad connection on FB I decided on my way home to stop by lipstick. I have before and I end up walking right out as fast I walked in. Good lord I know everyone has their type but I am sure none of mine are ever in there- except for today!
I look over to the stage and there is this slim young tight looking cuban girl I later learned, dancing to horrendous country music, no offense but who the hell is picking these songs at this place. She finally comes by and asks if I speak spanish which I do and sits and tells me she eants to have fun. I look at her up and down and attempt to secure what she means by "fun" but she dodges the questions likea champ. Eventually we make it to the back and that is when I fell asleep.
Woke up in my dream to find us both in a more comfortable state except for the appearance of a rain coat. Which I know boo! But it was still pretty good. Tylenol applied thoroughly and then off to the races-only thing I wish we had was more time- cg sitting up to cg me laying down to the best k9 ever as she threw it back and reallygot into it. I'm not 40 yet so I can keep up with the best of them still.
Fireworks went off and the park was closing. . She mentioned something about a tip. But I havedone my research and I am aware of the number of tickets needed for this ride. So as she went off to the back to freshen up I ran to the little boys room then straight to my car.
Don't like upsells but I think I came out on top this time!! Pun intended!
Too bad cause pretty sure she is mad about it and I would have like to take her home at least once.
Party on fellow mongers!
The wife and I are thinking of driving down to Tampa and hitting some strip clubs and curious about them from some experts.
1) what's the top nude clubs in town? Specifically I'd like one where she can go back to a VIP area and have a little extras fun with a girl. Like some mutual fondling.
2) are there any male strip clubs in Tampa for her to enjoy that too?
Thanks!
I drive by this club called secrets everyday to and from work and it used to be crazy horse. It is located in town and country so not the best area. But it doesn't bother me of the area as just need to be alert at all times. So I decided to swing by on a Saturday night. The door girls is smoking hot and such a sweet girl. Paid $5 cover which is decent for a entry fee. The beers are $4 which is not bad. I sat down and looked around to see how bad the people are. I was expecting a lot of gangsters and pimps and drug dealers. But it was surprising that there were average people in there. The bouncer and the VIP guy actually came over and welcome me to the place and let them know if I need anything. So I got a little more comfortable. The bartenders are on the ball as they immediately came over to take my order. I was talking to the bartender for a while and try to get a little history lesson on the place. This is what I found out. There is a new owner and he is trying to change things. He remodeled the place, stop playing gangster music and keeping all the previous bad people out. I said kudos to him for doing this and can start to see that it has a lot of potential if they can attract good people during the transition. He needs to also get more girls to succeed at this.
On to the girls. I was surprised as there was some really good looking girls and some average girls. There was about 8 girls working that night. The first girl approach me and she was pretty decent looking. Then her friend decided to join in the conversation. The bad part is that buying drinks for the ladies cost $10 which is ok compared to other clubs as they can get whatever drink they want. The dance is $25 per song (of course they are short songs). The 15 min is $150 and the 30 min is $250. The door guys gets $5 for entry which is ok as well so basically the ladies keeps more of the money. I didn't do any songs but I do believe that they are more then willing to make sure you get a nice dance. I stayed for a couple hours and enjoyed myself so I will be coming back to try one of the girls in the VIP room. I left and headed directly to Styxx to finish out the night.
Anybody got any info / reports on Drew at Ybor strip?
[QUOTE=JonPop;2734947]Anybody got any info / reports on Drew at Ybor strip?[/QUOTE]I would say go with her. I won't give details she asks not to kiss and tell. I would also recommend Dianna, she is super. I watched the MNF game and got a few dances last night, good times.
[QUOTE=ParkerAve;2735445]I would say go with her. I won't give details she asks not to kiss and tell. I would also recommend Dianna, she is super. I watched the MNF game and got a few dances last night, good times.[/QUOTE]One night, Drew asked me for dances but I passed because her breath smelled nasty. I should try her again.
[QUOTE=SlimHunter;2724437]So after a nothing but bad connection on FB I decided on my way home to stop by lipstick. I have before and I end up walking right out as fast I walked in. Good lord I know everyone has their type but I am sure none of mine are ever in there- except for today!
I look over to the stage and there is this slim young tight looking cuban girl I later learned, dancing to horrendous country music, no offense but who the hell is picking these songs at this place. She finally comes by and asks if I speak spanish which I do and sits and tells me she eants to have fun. I look at her up and down and attempt to secure what she means by "fun" but she dodges the questions likea champ. Eventually we make it to the back and that is when I fell asleep.
Woke up in my dream to find us both in a more comfortable state except for the appearance of a rain coat. Which I know boo! But it was still pretty good. Tylenol applied thoroughly and then off to the races-only thing I wish we had was more time- cg sitting up to cg me laying down to the best k9 ever as she threw it back and reallygot into it. I'm not 40 yet so I can keep up with the best of them still.
Fireworks went off and the park was closing. . She mentioned something about a tip. But I havedone my research and I am aware of the number of tickets needed for this ride. So as she went off to the back to freshen up I ran to the little boys room then straight to my car.
Don't like upsells but I think I came out on top this time!! Pun intended!
Too bad cause pretty sure she is mad about it and I would have like to take her home at least once.
Party on fellow mongers![/QUOTE]I saw Crystsl last night. Imo she was by far the best looking. In the 2 hrs I was.
There on Friday night. 12-2. She did at least five dance sessions. Other other five girls did 4 total.
She has gotten smarter. She says FS requires at tip before FS. The standard session is HJ and CBJ. Tip was only 30 so no higgie.
"Tapping myself on the back" moment.
[QUOTE=Tennessee17;2742141]I saw Crystsl last night. Imo she was by far the best looking. In the 2 hrs I was.
There on Friday night. 12-2. She did at least five dance sessions. Other other five girls did 4 total.
She has gotten smarter. She says FS requires at tip before FS. The standard session is HJ and CBJ. Tip was only 30 so no higgie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hockeyboy;2688654]I got to believe that YS management has access to this site and read these complaints. As there is a general consensus that YS is not as good as the good old days, with owners not making as much as in the past, you would think somebody there would do an overhaul of the girls that work there now and get new talent that are more customer friendly.[/QUOTE]I have to say I went in there for the first time. Buddy I went with was bragging about it. We went in and I was not impressed. The girls looked like they hated being there. There wasn't a smile in the place. The mngt tried to upsell us a booth when the place was half full. The girls looked like they need to spend a little time on a treadmill or up their dancing effort a little. Isn't the side benefit of being a dancer that you get in really good shape? Then to top it off, we were never approached till an hour plus in. I tried to make eye contact, wave girls over, smile, nothing. I'm not a bad looking guy and I stay in shape but you would think we were a group of elephant men.
Finally I got a lap dance from a tiny petite Cuban girl and she barely did anything. No flirting, no smile, you would think we were at a funeral. Then she asked if I wanted another. Uhh no thank you. We left a little while after. The girls didn't seem like they wanted to be there, and soon, neither did we.
Had a couple hours to kill before my flight. Couldn't go home smelling of smoke which eliminated most Tampa clubs. Discovered Penthouse is non-smoking. No nudity. Pasties and g-strings. Free entry in the afternoon and $5 for a bottle of water. Nice selection of girls. Mostly white but one asian, one black and several hispanic. Mostly good looking in my opinion. Low key and low pressure which I really liked. Talked with one who told me private prices were as follows:
1 hour fully private room - $500.
30 minute fully private room - $275.
15 minute fully private room - $150.
A la carte - $5 entry to private area and then $20/ song. Not sure if it's the same private area as the above.
Room dances - $20/ song and tops / bottoms stay on with no touching. Air dance.
Not sure what goes on in the privates as I didn't try one. YMMV.
Dancers did three sets where they usually started in g-string / panties with top / dress and finished with top / dress off but pasties on. $1 tips got a couple of seconds of attention and a personal thank you for tipping" at the end of the dance.
All in all, a nice way to kill a couple of hours for very little money.
[QUOTE=GemiHilarious;2748703]The girls looked like they hated being there. There wasn't a smile in the place....The girls didn't seem like they wanted to be there, and soon, neither did we.[/QUOTE]This is probably the best summary of my experiences in YS for the last 10 years. It is gloomy and no one is ever happy in there. It was a lot better before Donnie started lurking, I mean working, there.
[QUOTE=PeePark66;2765838]This is probably the best summary of my experiences in YS for the last 10 years. It is gloomy and no one is ever happy in there. It was a lot better before Donnie started lurking, I mean working, there.[/QUOTE]Donnie has been snooping and spying on those in the dance rooms for years now. I have never, ever heard a dancer have anything good to say about him. I have walked into the club before and saw he was working and turned right around and left.
He stays around because he brings in money to the club by constantly fining girls for various offenses both actual and made up. He also has a reputation for making girls work off fines by performing various sex acts on him. That is one reason night shift girls don't stick around for long. Some day he is going to hassle the wrong dancers and she, her BF or her husband will put an end to his BS.
Going to be in Tampa in a couple weeks and doing some research for night time fun. Staying near Westshore and have a short list of clubs to visit, including Penthouse to watch the Superbowl. My big question involves the nude clubs like PP, Mons Venus, and 2001. In Texas, nude clubs are BYOB. Is it the same way in Tampa? IOW, can I walk into a nude club with a 6-pack of beer or are they no alcohol at all? TIA.
[QUOTE=WTF;2768794]Going to be in Tampa in a couple weeks and doing some research for night time fun. Staying near Westshore and have a short list of clubs to visit, including Penthouse to watch the Superbowl. My big question involves the nude clubs like PP, Mons Venus, and 2001. In Texas, nude clubs are BYOB. Is it the same way in Tampa? IOW, can I walk into a nude club with a 6-pack of beer or are they no alcohol at all? TIA.[/QUOTE]No alcohol whatsoever allowed in nude clubs. Not sold and not BYOB.
Non-nude clubs sell alcohol and will not allow you to bring it inside or drink in the parking lot.
Unlike Texas and most other states, there is no open carry allowed here either, if that applies to you.
Dick
Any good clubs sun- Tues. , in town, will post report from my last few day later this week.
Was at YS about a week ago on a Saturday night. Compared to other location that I had visited that night--Oasis in Clearwater-this place was pretty good. Had a range of girls from average to very hot. Problem is that you have to be careful because one will latch onto you and immediately the waitress is there asking if you want to buy them a drink so you are spending $5. 00 plus tip to buy a water for girl you may not want to talk to. Every so often they make them all come out on to the stage and I wish I had known that I would have waited to see them all. Need to be able to tell them that you are just there to watch strippers and then then when you find the one you want, you go to her. First one that hit me up with a brunette with great body but a bit older. Went back on a 3 for 2 song special. The rooms are dark and small but at least I don't feel like they are watching things too closely. The up selling began immediately but at least she showed that she was not afraid to get a little friendly with jr and assured me things would be much better in Champagne Room. I declined as I wanted to check out other talent. Next up with a young pretty muscular black girl with a great natural rack. Did a couple dances and up selling began immediately, so much so that it ruined the mood. If I felt for sure that she would really have given me a great time in backroom, would have gone. I let her see that I was excited and asked if it would not be possible to have more fun there without going back to Champagne Room, and she replied yes but it would have to be at Champagne room prices. I declined. Next up was a pretty Puerto Rican again with a great natural rack. This one agreed to a french lessen with a cover for a Benj. I was already into her $40 for the dance so $60 more seemed fair. However, she told me had to be quick as this is not supposed to be done back there. She did enough to get job done and was rushed. If I had to do it all over, I would skip the dances, find one I really liked, and try the Champagne Room.
With all due respect, I would skip the Champagne room. I've never had trouble getting laid in the regular private dance area. Just pick the worker you like and have at it. Tell the pushy ones to step back. Aint nobody got time for that.
[QUOTE=MartyGraw;2774001]Was at YS about a week ago on a Saturday night. Compared to other location that I had visited that night--Oasis in Clearwater-this place was pretty good. Had a range of girls from average to very hot. Problem is that you have to be careful because one will latch onto you and immediately the waitress is there asking if you want to buy them a drink so you are spending $5. 00 plus tip to buy a water for girl you may not want to talk to. Every so often they make them all come out on to the stage and I wish I had known that I would have waited to see them all. Need to be able to tell them that you are just there to watch strippers and then then when you find the one you want, you go to her. First one that hit me up with a brunette with great body but a bit older. Went back on a 3 for 2 song special. The rooms are dark and small but at least I don't feel like they are watching things too closely. The up selling began immediately but at least she showed that she was not afraid to get a little friendly with jr and assured me things would be much better in Champagne Room. I declined as I wanted to check out other talent. Next up with a young pretty muscular black girl with a great natural rack. Did a couple dances and up selling began immediately, so much so that it ruined the mood. If I felt for sure that she would really have given me a great time in backroom, would have gone. I let her see that I was excited and asked if it would not be possible to have more fun there without going back to Champagne Room, and she replied yes but it would have to be at Champagne room prices. I declined. Next up was a pretty Puerto Rican again with a great natural rack. This one agreed to a french lessen with a cover for a Benj. I was already into her $40 for the dance so $60 more seemed fair. However, she told me had to be quick as this is not supposed to be done back there. She did enough to get job done and was rushed. If I had to do it all over, I would skip the dances, find one I really liked, and try the Champagne Room.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MartyGraw;2774001]Was at YS about a week ago on a Saturday night. Compared to other location that I had visited that night--Oasis in Clearwater-this place was pretty good. Had a range of girls from average to very hot. Problem is that you have to be careful because one will latch onto you and immediately the waitress is there asking if you want to buy them a drink so you are spending $5. 00 plus tip to buy a water for girl you may not want to talk to. Every so often they make them all come out on to the stage and I wish I had known that I would have waited to see them all. Need to be able to tell them that you are just there to watch strippers and then then when you find the one you want, you go to her. First one that hit me up with a brunette with great body but a bit older. Went back on a 3 for 2 song special. The rooms are dark and small but at least I don't feel like they are watching things too closely. The up selling began immediately but at least she showed that she was not afraid to get a little friendly with jr and assured me things would be much better in Champagne Room. I declined as I wanted to check out other talent. Next up with a young pretty muscular black girl with a great natural rack. Did a couple dances and up selling began immediately, so much so that it ruined the mood. If I felt for sure that she would really have given me a great time in backroom, would have gone. I let her see that I was excited and asked if it would not be possible to have more fun there without going back to Champagne Room, and she replied yes but it would have to be at Champagne room prices. I declined. Next up was a pretty Puerto Rican again with a great natural rack. This one agreed to a french lessen with a cover for a Benj. I was already into her $40 for the dance so $60 more seemed fair. However, she told me had to be quick as this is not supposed to be done back there. She did enough to get job done and was rushed. If I had to do it all over, I would skip the dances, find one I really liked, and try the Champagne Room.[/QUOTE]Dude, do not let those hustlers trick you into going to the Champagne Room. They are just greedy and want more money, and to get into the good graces of management. I have gotten laid in YBOR strip over a dozen times and I have never stepped foot in the Champagne room. I don't even know what it looks like. Don't let them tell you they only do extras in the champagne room. It's bullshit. If they do extras, it doesn't matter where.
[QUOTE=MartyGraw;2774001]Was at YS about a week ago on a Saturday night. ............. If I had to do it all over, I would skip the dances, find one I really liked, and try the Champagne Room.[/QUOTE]Yep. Never go to the CR at YBOR.
BTW - 3 for 2?
I've heard of 3 for 50 at Ybor. Does that mean dances are now 25 each? I haven't been there in quite a few months as I live in another part of the state.
Inflation?
[QUOTE=JonPop;2775470]Dude, do not let those hustlers trick you into going to the Champagne Room. They are just greedy and want more money, and to get into the good graces of management. I have gotten laid in YBOR strip over a dozen times and I have never stepped foot in the Champagne room. I don't even know what it looks like. Don't let them tell you they only do extras in the champagne room. It's bullshit. If they do extras, it doesn't matter where.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I do know what they look like and I have gotten burned the few times I have let a dancer talk me up to one. Less contact, etc. In the Champagne Room than in the little curtained booths. Try to get a booth farther from the booth area entrance some of them are very easy to see into when just walking by the stage.
My friend just bought Risque. The club is super friendly and open minded. Try it out you will comeback for more.
Its on Dale Mabry.
[QUOTE=kali00;2777292]My friend just bought Risque. The club is super friendly and open minded. Try it out you will comeback for more.
Its on Dale Mabry.[/QUOTE]I literally just left this place. I read your review and figured I'd give it a shot. Ummm I walked in and walked right out. YMMV. Maybe the daytime shift is not as good as the night shift. I'll report back once I see what the night shift is like.
I know you guys consider the Mons a tourist place. Well, I'm a tourist and I love the Mons. It's the first place I go when I hit town, and often the last before I leave.
But I wanted to ask you guys something. I've been going to lap dance clubs occasionally for maybe 30 years. In the last three or so, I've found the ladies much more interested in pursuing their own satisfaction. Now, one possible explanation is that they find me more attractive, now that I am old enough to be their father, or worse. Or is it that these young gals who have grown up in the internet era are just less hung up about their orgasms? Any other "mature gentlemen" have a perspective on this?
Also wanted to say that, if I lived in tpa, I would be seeking the attention of young Bella, a Puerto Rican chica who was working the day shift when I visited a couple weeks ago. She's cute, all natural, and really brings the passion. She seemed open to discussing other arrangements. Unfortunately, we couldn't connect.
I sure will try it out on my next visit. What would a club like this cost anyways? I'm thinking if I could manage to come up with the money for it then I'm set for lap dances rest of the lifetime. LOL.
[QUOTE=kali00;2777292]My friend just bought Risque. The club is super friendly and open minded. Try it out you will comeback for more.
Its on Dale Mabry.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SernorMan;2777709]I literally just left this place. I read your review and figured I'd give it a shot. Ummm I walked in and walked right out. YMMV. Maybe the daytime shift is not as good as the night shift. I'll report back once I see what the night shift is like.[/QUOTE]SernorMan,
Look for the owner John. Tell him Jay send you. He will treat you right. John is in the process of turning the club around so he is doing his hardest make this club shine. He is very open minded, so if you have money to spend you will have a great time here.
[QUOTE=kali00;2777292]My friend just bought Risque. The club is super friendly and open minded. Try it out you will comeback for more.
Its on Dale Mabry.[/QUOTE]I see it's liquor, so no full nude. Do they have "friendly" booths? Or is only VIP upsale?
Just went in to this place and only had a few girls there, must be a Sunday thing. The staff was friendly, anyone know the best time to go? Also drove by TDH and saw it had a crowded parking lot anyone know what's going on?
[QUOTE=Xormax82;2779263]Just went in to this place and only had a few girls there, must be a Sunday thing. The staff was friendly, anyone know the best time to go? Also drove by TDH and saw it had a crowded parking lot anyone know what's going on?[/QUOTE]Best time is Thurs, Fri, Sat after 10:30.
[QUOTE=AlabamabOn;2778556]I see it's liquor, so no full nude. Do they have "friendly" booths? Or is only VIP upsale?[/QUOTE]Yes. The booths are friendly. Say hi to John the owner and he will make sure you have a good time.
[QUOTE=SernorMan;2777709]I literally just left this place. I read your review and figured I'd give it a shot. Ummm I walked in and walked right out. YMMV. Maybe the daytime shift is not as good as the night shift. I'll report back once I see what the night shift is like.[/QUOTE]You got to check out the club on Thur, Fri and Sat after 10:30 p very friendly people.
There are no longer good dreams at Dreams. They took the curtains off the lap dance booths. The manager checks in on the booths EVERY song. Used to be a nice place, but so long for me.
[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2778054]I know you guys consider the Mons a tourist place. Well, I'm a tourist and I love the Mons. It's the first place I go when I hit town, and often the last before I leave.
But I wanted to ask you guys something. I've been going to lap dance clubs occasionally for maybe 30 years. In the last three or so, I've found the ladies much more interested in pursuing their own satisfaction. Now, one possible explanation is that they find me more attractive, now that I am old enough to be their father, or worse. Or is it that these young gals who have grown up in the internet era are just less hung up about their orgasms? Any other "mature gentlemen" have a perspective on this?
Also wanted to say that, if I lived in tpa, I would be seeking the attention of young Bella, a Puerto Rican chica who was working the day shift when I visited a couple weeks ago. She's cute, all natural, and really brings the passion. She seemed open to discussing other arrangements. Unfortunately, we couldn't connect.[/QUOTE]Hey I like the Mons when I'm interested more in a show. As for the girls pursuing their own satisfaction, some certainly do (heck, they're there all day or night) others may fake it to try and make the connection to you (and your wallet) that much more memorable.
[QUOTE=kali00;2780614]Best time is Thurs, Fri, Sat after 10:30.[/QUOTE]I'm bringing a coworker into our world and was going to go mons since the girls are normally super hot and the dances normally 20 and they try to make you cum. Since he's a newbie, having him stick to 20 a dance and not paying 30 a dance is my 1st training session for my padawan. Next was to take him to a more risqué place and have him learn to talk to the ladies. I am on a budget, my co-worker has a side business so, he has deeper pockets and will probably spend more. I want to get as many dances as I can while I train him. What are the prices at your buds club? Is it like mons where it's heavy grinding.
[QUOTE=kali00;2778440]SernorMan,
Look for the owner John. Tell him Jay send you. He will treat you right. John is in the process of turning the club around so he is doing his hardest make this club shine. He is very open minded, so if you have money to spend you will have a great time here.[/QUOTE]Will do, thanks for the heads up.
[URL]http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/tampa-police-seven-victims-in-nebraska-ave-club-shooting-20160206/[/URL]
I laugh at guys who tell me, I won't do Streetwalkers it's too dangerous.
[QUOTE=Skiper;2786428][URL]http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/tampa-police-seven-victims-in-nebraska-ave-club-shooting-20160206/[/URL]
I laugh at guys who tell me, I won't do Streetwalkers it's too dangerous.[/QUOTE]That place used to be called Strokers. .
Idiots making it difficult for the rest of us.
[QUOTE=Skiper;2786428][URL]http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/tampa-police-seven-victims-in-nebraska-ave-club-shooting-20160206/[/URL]
I laugh at guys who tell me, I won't do Streetwalkers it's too dangerous.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Skiper;2786428][URL]http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/tampa-police-seven-victims-in-nebraska-ave-club-shooting-20160206/[/URL]
I laugh at guys who tell me, I won't do Streetwalkers it's too dangerous.[/QUOTE]Well. There are different kinds of dangers. Gunfights in a strip club. Diseases from streetwalkers that may cause your dick to fall off. I'll take my changes of a gunfight in a club.
[QUOTE=CleanFun1960;2786971]Well. There are different kinds of dangers. Gunfights in a strip club. Diseases from streetwalkers that may cause your dick to fall off. I'll take my changes of a gunfight in a club.[/QUOTE]I also make sure I'm well out of there by 2 am which is when the shooting occurred.