Massage Parlor Reports

Only downside of experiencing non US providers is it is so hard to take US providers' service and prices seriously anymore.

Once they hit the US you have get to them before their first hair salon appointment and they get "Americanized". lol

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]OK, Ok, Im done...I leave in a few hours. I can't get it up anymore at this point. I wont even tell you about the store front blowjob place my local gy took me to before dinner last night.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, good thing you didn't tell us about that :rolleyes:.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street)....around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we cant even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter.[/QUOTE]

HG, I've got two Japan trips booked in the next few months. Looking forward to a little nanpa action!

Finally went to Rose last night. The girls we're young and attractive. I got Connie, she was quite the "Chatty Kathy" and asked me lots of questions about other places I have been. She kept covering me up but talking about how hard she works and wondered if I give good tips. Yada, yada, yada she ultimately said "I don't do that" and placed my hand for self service.

The massage was pretty good and I would go back for just that, although I would not tip. I was in the door at. 65 tip. 30 I would have tipped. 2 for just the massage, but next time, no service, no tip.

Connie is a very sweet, cute girl who happens to give a great massage. She is very touchy as well however she WILL NOT DO EXTRAS. Don't hold that against her. If you are looking for a great massage, she will deliver. Just because she doesn't do extras is no reason to stiff her (no pun intended).

LOLOLOL....much appreciated! :)


[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Look, I really dont want to go these places. I am going cause I know you guys expect me to. See I'm doing it for you guys....[/QUOTE]

Anyone tried this girl in the Schaumburg area? She advertises on CL under "Perfection"

You're killing us HG!

Way to be a team player, LMAO!

Do send pics.

HG,

Since your putting us thru monger hell you better damn well deliver pics of these beauties dammit.

What is the airfare? I'd guess you could have a fine time in the windy city for the air to China. If you are going for work. Your a lucky dog.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Anyone tried this girl in the Schaumburg area? She advertises on CL under "Perfection"[/QUOTE]Tried Krista a few weeks ago and highly recommend her. She may be a little older than her ad states but well worth the investment and a hot little spinner. Actually met her in Barrington for a 1/2 hour session.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Connie is a very sweet, cute girl who happens to give a great massage. She is very touchy as well however she WILL NOT DO EXTRAS. Don't hold that against her. If you are looking for a great massage, she will deliver. Just because she doesn't do extras is no reason to stiff her (no pun intended).[/QUOTE]If I want a real massage, I will go to a real massage therapist. They charge less than the bait-and-switch places and give actual massases too. Any place that is open late and has female-only staff is either a place where extras are offered OR a place where extras are implied but NOT offered. It is as simple as that. That "sweet" girl who has no interest in satisfying the customer is participating in a con and should not be rewarded with a tip or a return visit.

Just back from Yins.

First time there - said it wasn’t.

Who did you see – It was in the summer can’t remember name.

Saw Amy (this time)
Good rub
Asked if I was LE
Does that question really protect them in any way?
80/hr 50/50/50 (negotiated small discount)

Will repeat

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]If I want a real massage, I will go to a real massage therapist. They charge less than the bait-and-switch places and give actual massases too. Any place that is open late and has female-only staff is either a place where extras are offered OR a place where extras are implied but NOT offered. It is as simple as that. That "sweet" girl who has no interest in satisfying the customer is participating in a con and should not be rewarded with a tip or a return visit.[/QUOTE]She spoke as if she would do FS, so she is setting an expectation. If she doesn't do it, then she should act/speak like she will. I'm not tipping for nothing under those circumstances. Any suggestion on someone at Rose who might do FS? I liked Connie's massage, but I left incomplete.

They kept pushing the 4 hand massage, a combo of Connie and another FS therapist would be pretty good. Anyone have suggestions on this?

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]If I want a real massage, I will go to a real massage therapist. They charge less than the bait-and-switch places and give actual massases too. Any place that is open late and has female-only staff is either a place where extras are offered OR a place where extras are implied but NOT offered. It is as simple as that. That "sweet" girl who has no interest in satisfying the customer is participating in a con and should not be rewarded with a tip or a return visit.[/QUOTE]

With all due respect, if I want a real massage I will go to an AMP & request
someone like Connie who will at least give a full body massage, concentrating
on areas that most "legit" MT's, especially those who work in spas, would
not even consider massaging. Once you find an AMP or EMP that offers
massages without extras you realize how much better a massage & "service"
you're getting for your money. Excellent vs. lame, you make the choice.
Now that I know that difference, I see no reason to ever go back to a
MT, unless she's going to give a fully body massage without all that
being tucked in by sheets nonsense.

What I'm saying is that there are AMP's & EMP's that are stricly legit,
& some that mostly legit, some that are bait & switch jack-shacks
(& to be avoided at all costs) & some where everyone plays.
It's not as black & white as you laid it out, IMHO & experience.


T-Man

A lot of the AMP workers do know how to give a massage.

I had a knot in my lower back a couple of years ago that had bothered me for a few months. I went to a AMP and the masseuse found it right away.

She worked on it for about 30min each visit. I went to twice a week for 2 weeks. The knot went away and I have not been bothered again. Yes each time I got FS.

When I go to an AMP the massage is a must for me as well as a cleaning.

If I was going to an AMP just for the extras she will know and cut to the chase as a few have done to me before I started telling them up front I want the massage.

I had one AMP worker who was so good that I gave her $40 not to stop massaging. I passed on the extras that time and left feeling 20 pounds lighter and super flexible. My body felt like it just all its joints oiled.

My whole point here is that you can get a real massage at an AMP. Sometimes you have to insist on it.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]
Now that I know that difference, I see no reason to ever go back to a
MT, unless she's going to give a fully body massage without all that
being tucked in by sheets nonsense.
[/QUOTE]

Yes to a certain extent. Over the last year I have seen a "legit" licensed MT several times at a place on Western. I am nude and she sometimes uses a towel to reduce friction, but more often than not, I am totally naked with her. Front and back. Sometimes I am half hard, sometimes, she has brushed the boys, but nothing has ever happened. And I have not encouraged it. She is one of the best MTs I have ever come across.

The ones that do the tuck towel thing are usually just out of school where they drum it in to you. Espcially Chicago School of Massage therapy on Lincoln. They want to wrap you like a mummy.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Yes to a certain extent. Over the last year I have seen a "legit" licensed MT several times at a place on Western. I am nude and she sometimes uses a towel to reduce friction, but more often than not, I am totally naked with her. Front and back. Sometimes I am half hard, sometimes, she has brushed the boys, but nothing has ever happened. And I have not encouraged it. She is one of the best MTs I have ever come across.

The ones that do the tuck towel thing are usually just out of school where they drum it in to you. Espcially Chicago School of Massage therapy on Lincoln. They want to wrap you like a mummy.[/QUOTE]


Happy Gardener,

That's what I call a Keeper, especially if she's willing to massage hips,
glutes, inner thighs, etc. Areas that the "legit" ones avoid, & they
avoid at all costs, it would seem.
I also respect when a monger wants to keep his Keeper/Regular all
to his mongering self. It takes a lot of TOFT, or in this case TOF_Oneself
to land these treasures.

Happy Hunting,

T-man

Visited Tropical Spa last week. Krystal and Jackie are no longer there. I had Melissa. I do not recommend her. Asks for too much for very little. Would have asked for Ana but she was off that day, but then again she's not really into her work either.

Visited Aries, it's been a while since I've been there as well. I had Camilla, I had her twice over the summer. She remembered me. I didn't have much, but was able to convince her half for full. No rushing whatsoever.

Just an FYI,

Jenny aka Diana (Tropical Spa) no longer works at Elle's Spa. Hmm, I wonder why. There is a hott high school drop out name Erica working there. She's Mexican, I had her on her first day there. Sorry, no extras, just as expected.

[/QUOTE] some that are bait & switch jack-shacks

(& to be avoided at all costs) T-Man[/QUOTE]Is it possible to out these places? I try and RTFF but I think most of you are so familiar with them that they never even get mentioned. I think sweettemptations (this one I know from experience), schoolgirlfun, that pink house on Lake Street are three of them if I'm not wrong, They all seem to be out in the western suburbs, Can anyone name some of the others that reglarly are listed in CL or Chicago after dark, GP that should be AVOIDED at all costs? Unless of course your thing is to drop $$ or more to jack off while a scantily dressed girl almost touches you.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]With all due respect, if I want a real massage I will go to an AMP & request someone like Connie who will at least give a full body massage, concentrating on areas that most "legit" MT's, especially those who work in spas, would not even consider massaging. Once you find an AMP or EMP that offers massages without extras you realize how much better a massage & "service" you're getting for your money. Excellent vs. Lame, you make the choice. Now that I know that difference, I see no reason to ever go back to a MT, unless she's going to give a fully body massage without all that being tucked in by sheets nonsense.

What I'm saying is that there are AMP's & EMP's that are stricly legit, & some that mostly legit, some that are bait & switch jack-shacks (& to be avoided at all costs) & some where everyone plays. It's not as black & white as you laid it out, IMHO & experience.

T-Man[/QUOTE]Agreed. The few really good CMTS I've gotten massages from realy knew what they were doing. WHen a massage is that good, you could care less about extras. However, they were at non legit palces. So while I appreciated the liberalism with the draping, contact, ect. , you always wonder how far you can push the extras. Like its been mentioned in other threads, in alot of these circumstances, $$ talks.

As always I welcome PM's on this stikcy but fun subject

JC

Hey guys I've been in the mood now for some American girls with big boobs as I've had my fair share of Latina and Asian mp's. Besides Lisunia does anyone know of a mp where it's all white girls with big boobs?

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I've been in the mood now for some American girls with big boobs as I've had my fair share of Latina and Asian mp's. Besides Lisunia does anyone know of a mp where it's all white girls with big boobs?[/QUOTE]Sorry. I couldn't help myself!

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I've been in the mood now for some American girls with big boobs as I've had my fair share of Latina and Asian mp's. Besides Lisunia does anyone know of a mp where it's all white girls with big boobs?[/QUOTE]Dont know, but I have been reading about 4 aces thru old posts.

I know it has it's mix of races working there but it reaks of jack shack.

[QUOTE=The L Guy]You got WHAT at United? Is she new there? I used to go there and never gotten more than a topless HJ. And that strong Korean odor finally drove me away.[/QUOTE]Not BBBJ and DATY 96 style. she did piss me off however.

I think Im gonna hit them up again tonight.

We are going to have to agree to disagree.

I think it IS black and white.

After so much advertisement found on CL, I decided to give this place a try. When I walked in yesterday afternoon, there was only 1 lanky white girl behind the counter named Allison. I had no idea that she'd be my therapist for I was expecting either a Chinese or a Latina.

All I can say is that her massage technique sucked and offered no extras... WTF!

As I was walking out, I saw a pretty young Chinese gal and a Latina sitting and looking at me. I might have to return to see how they're like, but then again, I'd rather stick with sure-things at Apts...

[QUOTE=Babeefacexxx]I've been here once and I posted a report in the Norridge board I think. Had a blonde girl, her name escapes me right now, gorgeous. Price was very reasonable but I could not find the right segway to ask for more, which I think was available. Haven't had the time too head back up that a way.

TOFFT and get back to us.[/QUOTE]I gave it a try on Saturday. One girl in the waiting room with no one working the front desk (it's a well lit windowed room facing the street). Attractive east euro girl (Polish? ), thin brunet w/nice figure. She asked. 6 for an hour massage and led me to my room to change. I undressed alone and showered. Massage was actually very good but I was covered the whole time with no hint of extras. I looked for any cleaning supplies that AMPs usually have in case someone makes a mess during their 'happy ending'. I didn't spot extra towels, Purel, tissues, clean sheets or laundry hamper one might see; so it seems legit.

It was a good massage for. 6 and I did see an attractive short-hair blond on my way out. Maybe the same one mentioned earlier.

Hey, there used to be a spa in Lake Point Tower. Must have been gone about 2 years now.

Anyone ever go there?

Gotten extras?

Looking to find out about 1 provider that used to work there.

PM me if you must.

The regulars should be familar with that place right across from Millenium Park. Well last night, I dremt I got with this fresh faced asian right off the boat. She barely spoke any english. She had to ask another for help. I love dreams like that. For some reason, my dreams about this place always end up with new girls. This one looked like an 8 in clothes, 7 with clothes off. There was a communication breakdown but I just remember my dream ending with some tongue action and a great release.

Gah. I said a while back I wouldn't return, but I lied. It's too nearby to ignore. So now I've been a total of five times in the last year, and I've had a different person all five. That's less than ideal for all kinds of reasons, but I got my second turn-down this last (and this time I really mean last) visit.

Others seem to be doing a LOT better than me here. I wonder why this is? Perhaps it's because I've been asking for the half-hour instead of the full hour. Does anyone else find that this reduces your success?

Until I weaken again, I'll probably stick with CT and CL.

I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Branger]I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

C'mon, RTFF!!! Or at least google the place. If you read any posts on the place here, you'd probably know where it is.

[QUOTE=Branger]I am wanting to check out this Yins spa mentioned in here.

Can anyone tell me the address and phone please.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

hey i was wondering...I'm trying to find the Massage Parlor reports for Chicago....Can someone help me? I hear there is thing called the AmericanSexguide or something....

Turns out that three of my fav massage girls recently disappeared from their spas. I finally found out the truth -- they went back to China for the Lunar New Year.

Cultural anthropology note: It is a big deal to return to your family/home village for the New Year unless you have a very good excuse.

None of these girls gave me a head's up beforehand, however. Well, as they say in film noir, "That's Chinatown."

Anyone know anything about this girl?

She's posted for months.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013853044.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Gah. I said a while back I wouldn't return, but I lied. It's too nearby to ignore. So now I've been a total of five times in the last year, and I've had a different person all five. That's less than ideal for all kinds of reasons, but I got my second turn-down this last (and this time I really mean last) visit.

Others seem to be doing a LOT better than me here. I wonder why this is? Perhaps it's because I've been asking for the half-hour instead of the full hour. Does anyone else find that this reduces your success?

Until I weaken again, I'll probably stick with CT and CL.[/QUOTE]There was some word going around that they got an LE visit after one of the providers got upset with Alice then dropped a dime on her. They might be more careful for now.

Maybe true, maybe not

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]they went back to China for the Lunar New Year.

Cultural anthropology note: It is a big deal to return to your family/home village for the New Year unless you have a very good excuse.

[/QUOTE]


HUGE deal. When I was in Shanghai, the town and the bars were emptying out before the weekend of New Years Eve...last weekend. The only girls who stayed were the ones that didnt have enough money to get home. Iamgine trying to get home on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Thats what the airport was like when we left.

Has anyone noticed that there are two new (ok one new and one reopened) massge parlors on Chicago ave.

One Magnificent Spa has reopened, with a hand written 1 hr $60 sign in the window. As I recall, the reviews from the previous incarnation were not stellar.

also, further west, it appears that a new outlet of Megi's spa has opened. They are also advertising on CL heavily.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1013178767.html[/url]

Funds are low currently, anyone able to TOFTT?

Appreciate any info back.

Finally checked out heaven, I got the best massage here from all of the AMPs I've been to. But the HJ had to be the worst. I tried for FS, but Lisa wasn't going for it. Found her to be a 5 on the AMP scale. Would go back for the massage only which was excellent.