Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5343515]Hey looking for any information on this provider. I used to visit the forum awhile back but then stopped the hobby for awhile. Then COVID made everything stop. Would love any details anyone can share about this provider. Might be looking for the impossible. Looking for a place that looks some what legit but has a HE menu (not looking for sex). Send me a PM if you now a spot.

I did check out a spot in Stillwater couple months ago got a HE with a very mediocre 30 min massage. Provider wasn't bad looking mid to late 30's everything OTC.[/QUOTE]On advice from someone on here I tried to see her. Had a hell of time getting a hold of her and when I finally did, she said she only works during the week (her website says she works weekends). Told her I couldn't do a weekday at that time but I would get a hold of her when I could. Tried several times after that and only once did she respond and she was out of town. I just gave up. That was the summer of 2019, so maybe she is better at responding now.

Yep I agree. The provider was on the older side so.

I walked out. Not what I was looking for. Must of been pushing 50 like an earlier user said.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;5344573]The neighborhood has changed since I was last there, and so has the provider (s). While most people would consider the change in the neighborhood as being good, I don't like it. I liked the place better when it was discrete building in a run down neighborhood, not right across the street from a distillery and a brewery. However, since the provider (s) seemed to have changed, it doesn't sound like it matters since I won't be going there unless someone hears of a change in providers.

What is really depressing is how that place was rare around here but if you travel down south, that's the way most AMPs operate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;5344578]On advice from someone on here I tried to see her. Had a hell of time getting a hold of her and when I finally did, she said she only works during the week (her website says she works weekends). Told her I couldn't do a weekday at that time but I would get a hold of her when I could. Tried several times after that and only once did she respond and she was out of town. I just gave up. That was the summer of 2019, so maybe she is better at responding now.[/QUOTE]IDK I think I have my sites set on seeing her. Not ever sure why but might have to TOFTT. I'll report back if I do.

Has anyone ever received extra from a professional place? I remember a time in my younger years (20) when my cock just stayed hard all the time. Before I even knew about these type of places. I played college football and had a really bad back problem. So I got one of my first massages and she was smoking hot. Cock was on alert before I even got to the room. Anyways she does the whole massage which was so good I even fell asleep. Then at the very end leans in and whispers in my ear if there is anything else she should work on. My dumb young ass didn't understand or pick up on the hint. One of those time in my life I wish I could relive.

Sometimes I still like to visit these types of places just for the thrill to see if it will happen again. Had another one in Dominican Republic but, pretty sure anyone could of got that experience.

Has anyone seen her? She advertises on CL in the Beauty section. She looks great in the pics. I'll be in town on biz in a couple days and might like to check her out. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=SomeAmerican;5345400]Has anyone seen her? She advertises on CL in the Beauty section. She looks great in the pics. I'll be in town on biz in a couple days and might like to check her out. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Yup, you'll like her, she's greeeat!

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5345827]Yup, you'll like her, she's greeeat![/QUOTE]I saw her once. I was expecting her to hint at extras but her massage was very conservative with no hint of extras. Afterwards, I Emailed her and asked her about the menu and she said it can be discussed in person.

I am curious what is on her menu?

Communicating with her via Email is interesting. She writes very formally.

[QUOTE=Rambo21;5345905]I saw her once. I was expecting her to hint at extras but her massage was very conservative with no hint of extras. Afterwards, I Emailed her and asked her about the menu and she said it can be discussed in person.

I am curious what is on her menu?

Communicating with her via Email is interesting. She writes very formally.[/QUOTE]Apparently Mass knows!

So I had all but given up on getting good xtras on ampz in the land of 10,000 lakes until I decided to see if I could up the anty by throwing some money at them. Money does talk sometimes. It worked at two places. At Oasis I got a very pleasant sixty-9 errrrr but it cost me a pretty penny at $600! First I said what about $300? No good she said. Okay 4? Still no good. Finally I said 6 my final offer and she took off her spandex pants, and planted her vagina right on my lips smack dab and took 7 inches the whole way down. Yes I know I overpaid but I had to resort to something.

Second place I got FS was at beauty loyalty in St Michael. Lady pushing over 50. I still thought she was sexy though. Cost me $350 altogether.

Sometimes if all else fails you have to bring out the bank fellas!

Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5346934]So I had all but given up on getting good xtras on ampz in the land of 10,000 lakes until I decided to see if I could up the anty by throwing some money at them. Money does talk sometimes. It worked at two places. At Oasis I got a very pleasant sixty-9 errrrr but it cost me a pretty penny at $600! First I said what about $300? No good she said. Okay 4? Still no good. Finally I said 6 my final offer and she took off her spandex pants, and planted her vagina right on my lips smack dab and took 7 inches the whole way down. Yes I know I overpaid but I had to resort to something.

Second place I got FS was at beauty loyalty in St Michael. Lady pushing over 50. I still thought she was sexy though. Cost me $350 altogether.

Sometimes if all else fails you have to bring out the bank fellas![/QUOTE]Yup, that's what I've been teaching you guys all along! Glad it worked out for you brother!

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5347147]Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.[/QUOTE]Camperbob would know how to answer this question. Guys a legend. He took his family to Disney and still found time to get FS at AMP.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5345167]IDK I think I have my sites set on seeing her. Not ever sure why but might have to TOFTT. I'll report back if I do.

Has anyone ever received extra from a professional place? I remember a time in my younger years (20) when my cock just stayed hard all the time. Before I even knew about these type of places. I played college football and had a really bad back problem. So I got one of my first massages and she was smoking hot. Cock was on alert before I even got to the room. Anyways she does the whole massage which was so good I even fell asleep. Then at the very end leans in and whispers in my ear if there is anything else she should work on. My dumb young ass didn't understand or pick up on the hint. One of those time in my life I wish I could relive.

Sometimes I still like to visit these types of places just for the thrill to see if it will happen again. Had another one in Dominican Republic but, pretty sure anyone could of got that experience.[/QUOTE]Bloomington has place off Penn Ave. Looks legit but apparently extras to be had by some ladies.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5347147]Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.[/QUOTE]Consider paying for more everyday purchases in cash. As you are getting more cash from the ATM, set a portion aside for the hobby.

Looks like CamperBob and I have something in common. I had the family on 2 trips to Orlando and still found a means to take a few long walks and visit the local AMPs.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5347759]Bloomington has place off Penn Ave. Looks legit but apparently extras to be had by some ladies.[/QUOTE]Hey sent you a PM but if I could get more details on this place. Google brings up a couple choices. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5348221]Consider paying for more everyday purchases in cash. As you are getting more cash from the ATM, set a portion aside for the hobby.

Looks like CamperBob and I have something in common. I had the family on 2 trips to Orlando and still found a means to take a few long walks and visit the local AMPs.[/QUOTE]I have a separate bank account that a small amount is transferred to regularly. It looks like a standard bill with autopay from the main account.