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Om, I feel you but even though I left with my dough, I lost time dealing with this wack chick (not to mention gas money). This chick posted a ho ad on BP and when I got there she was acting like she was meeting somebody off Eharmony or Match. Com!

Cats got to know that this female plays these kind of games. If a SP is scary and mad sensitive, she needs to find another way to fund her holiday shopping!

That's why she had to be placed on full Megatron blast.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78]Pizzle,

At least you didn't lose any loot in the process. I've had that shit happen to me before, it's their loss not ours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02]Another example of why these internet ads are more often miss than hit. I called this chick up, made an appt and proceeded to her spot. At first she annoyed me by not giving me the name of her hotel and instead trying to give me directions from the main road – like I could somehow find out her room # just by knowing which hotel she was in! But I figured out where to go and arrived w/o much trouble.

I opened the door and she asked for a hug – good start, I'm thinkin. For a change, her pics were very accurate (except for slight airbrushing to cover up some wrinkles). I used the bathroom and then we started chit-chattin at a story on the news.

As I started to take my shit off, I asked her what she wanted me to do with the donation. Apparently, this simple question set off her Spidey Sense, b/c all of sudden she said that she didn't feel comfortale with me!! I tried to tell her that I didn't bite, but she said that something just didn't feel right. I asked if she wanted me to leave and she said yes. So I put my stuff back on and bounced.

This reminds me of some shook SWs working off the Loop who will jump out your ride if you don't free Willy w/I 10 secs to prove that you're not LE! So I guess the lesson here is that in addition to worrying about scams and providers not lookin like the pics in their ads, you also have to make sure to send the SP the proper 'vibes' in order for them to do the deed. What a joke!

Maybe I'm missing something, but to me the point of dealing with a SP is that they DON'T know you, but they let you hit anyway! If I wanted to worry at sayin the 'right' things and actin' the 'right' way in order to score, I'd go out on a date.

In short, stay away from this one if you value your time.

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Dude, she was fat and old. She did you a favor by not getting on top of you with that fat ass.

[QUOTE=Drama King]I and a fellow Monger saw her we didn't have any problems, no tv responsive, talkative, playful. Biting on my neck licking me. Have to be a YMMV thing. But that was on a previous visit. Maybe she is having a rough week.[/QUOTE]

My experience was more in line with Drama's. I've only seen once - not total gfe, but worth a revisit.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02]Om, I feel you but even though I left with my dough, I lost time dealing with this wack chick (not to mention gas money). This chick posted a ho ad on BP and when I got there she was acting like she was meeting somebody off Eharmony or Match. Com!

Cats got to know that this female plays these kind of games. If a SP is scary and mad sensitive, she needs to find another way to fund her holiday shopping!

That's why she had to be placed on full Megatron blast.[/QUOTE]

Too bad things went down the way they did..I liked her pics. It definitely sounds like she's an amateur who is just trying to make some extra money. The $$ is what makes a ho do what she does, if there is no $$ there is no action. So the fact she saw the money and didn't respond like a ho, tells me she wasn't one. Probably a chick hoping to meet a super sexxy guy who wants to spoil them or some other crazy fantasy.

On the theme of "WASTE of TIME"


I once had a provider who posted regularly on CL and other sites not disclose her rates to me (they weren't posted on her website and she wouldn't share them on the phone, also rates fluctuate...). I was comfortable that she wasn't LE. I told her what I was working with on the phone (1.0 for her time) and she said "cool". I got to her room and I could tell she was a little nervous that I was LE...I told her I wasn't and she touched me, and I touched her. I reached for my donation to place on the nightstand and she said "no not yet, let's just be cool". She then asked me to get undressed and lay on the bed while she did the same. We played and fondled, and she started an average CBJ. Then she pops up and says "Now we can talk about $$" I gave her the previously discussed donation and she say's "not enough" and Quotes me 2.5x the amount I mentioned on the phone.


I said "oh wow, ok.. can I see how much I gave u" (knowing full well it was only 1.0). She handed me the donation and I put it my pocket, got dressed and said I was no longer interested in her time or services. I couldn't understand why she wasted my time when I told her in advance what I was working with...that broad was totally whack....talking about 1.25 for just a CBJ....CRAZY! Then she realizes that I'm really leaving and tries to negotiate. She say's "ok, you can get full service with 1 position but if you go longer than 5-10 mins, I'm going to stop you"....I chuckled,told her that idea sounds WHACK and mechanical, left her .20 for her time and immediately called another girl as I was leaving her room.

We run the game...not them.

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=Whitt]Dude, she was fat and old. She did you a favor by not getting on top of you with that fat ass.[/QUOTE]Whitt,

That's a matter of taste. Having met the broad, I can tell you that she's a legitimately thick (not fat) female -- meat in the bust, thighs and ass and a close to flat stomach. The fact that a she was that old with that kind of body was a turn on -- some MILF/GILF type shit.

I will say though that goin' in I was thinkin' that a chick past her prime like that would really be aimin' to please. Unfortunately, like Drkrider said I don't think she knows the internet game very well.

Drkrider,

"I said "oh wow, ok.. can I see how much I gave u" (knowing full well it was only 1.0). She handed me the donation and I put it my pocket, got dressed and said I was no longer interested in her time or services."

That is a slick-ass move right there! I definitely got to try that shit if I'mm in another situation like that.

Pizz out.

Pizzle,

I know, it's part of the game. I think overall cats have taken more wins than losses. and you are right, we should put these chicks on blast. but you know what, they will also find another simp that will take our place once we walk away. I love the see the shocked look on a ho's face when you flat out pull their card.


By the way, hit me up later. I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. You might like her.


[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02]Om, I feel you but even though I left with my dough, I lost time dealing with this wack chick (not to mention gas money). This chick posted a ho ad on BP and when I got there she was acting like she was meeting somebody off Eharmony or Match. Com!

Cats got to know that this female plays these kind of games. If a SP is scary and mad sensitive, she needs to find another way to fund her holiday shopping!

That's why she had to be placed on full Megatron blast.[/QUOTE]

She does have a phat azz. I remember when I first hit it. It was a good lay.

[QUOTE=Dre336]Well damn. I guess kali's off the radar. I used to see her in oxon hill when she was pregnant. Haven't seen her since she had the baby.

Bria's on my backshot list. I have to get at that ass in person and see what's good.[/QUOTE]

Yes, its interesting to see that a number of ladies are trying, perhaps deliberately, to confuse us. So far I've mostly been successful avoiding ladies who solely offer companionship (yeah, like conversation). I don't mind companionship but that's a prequel to the major activity I am typically seeking.

She's still posting once or twice a day on CL and BP and she obviously went to some effort to get a dozen very good pictures of herself. Makes me wonder what she's after, if not the money. Maybe she's just looking for a few good lays at someone else's expense, or perhaps to spite an ex boyfriend or husband. Well, we pays our money and we takes our chances. Be safe!
Oldtar

Pimp Trick was doing his Mailman duties. No rain, sleet or snow. Could keep a renewed PT from rolling through the loop. Well, I was checking out L, which will be rename shortly.

Saturday: The Crew as normal. Tastey Cake looking bangable with her cute and mixed self. Juicy on point and so tall. I would say about 10 in all on the SW count.

Sunday: The Crew as normal. Tastey Cake wondering why we did not hook up. Blaze looking phat in the tights. Matter of fact. What is up with the white tight night. LOL. Crazy. It was wall to wall with white tights.

Well, this was a short morning. OM78 and I did our breakfast meet and chop up. Love hanging with that foot monger. We are truly a dying breed. We stroll the loop about 5 times.

Tripping how there was no SW out and LEO was circling like Crazy. Man, they had to do the loop at least 10-15 times while we was out.

I did not get to score, but love to see all my sexy SW putting in work and trying to make it happen for us mongers. On a very Cold morning.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]She does have a phat azz. I remember when I first hit it. It was a good lay.[/QUOTE]That stamps it. soon as she comes back to town I'm all in.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Ahhh......The Oxon Hill Kali, light complexion, nice and thick
I saw her about this time last year, was'nt knocked up at the time. She had a good bang for the buck starting @ .6.

When did she drop her load? Can only imagine what her body looks like now.
At the time I saw her, she was almost one [b]"Hostess Twinkie"[/b] from being overweight.[/QUOTE]I don't know. I talked to her earlier this year just choppin it up. She said she couldn't hang out because she didn't have a babysitter. She said she could come out later that week. I was busy doing some other shit and never followed up.

I still see her ad on cv so I may call just to see what she's up to.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Sunami is Sara...who is also Lady PINK. Go figure. The escort trinity. I am just the ONE. PIMP TRICK is BACK[/QUOTE]Yeah its some strange shit goin on. I go see sunami and the "sunami" I see isn't the real sunami. However she had a nice ass so I stayed. Luckily it wasn't a bad decision. This chick was throwin it back and I like that. Will definitely be seeing her again.

Anyone have any info? She's been posting for a while and I'm getting curious.

I might have to TOFTT.



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[QUOTE=Drkrider]Anyone have any info? She's been posting for a while and I'm getting curious.

I might have to TOFTT.



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