General Reports

[QUOTE=RandyMucho;1240928]For a first-timer as well as a veteran, a trip to ERS will never result in a complaint. Visited there for years, going back to the early 80s. Wonderful, wonderful memories. Brandy and then Vicki provided wonderful incentives for making a trip to Belvidere, where an aunt and uncle happened to reside. More than once Vick and I spent two hours. One hour just was not enough.[/QUOTE]Now I have been to both ERS and C'est La Vie. Here it is plain and simple guys. DO NOT GO TO C'est La Vie EVER!

Sorry for the caps there; but if it helps anyone here ever considering to go there, just don't.

So I go in and there is this older lady at the front desk and she says the girls can't talk to you until you go to one back rooms.

So I pick Diana. As soon as I see her get up off that couch, I knew it was going to suck bad. You could tell by her actions.

So in the room and making small talk and all, she is making these grunt sounds like yeah whatever. No smiling, no talking back. Kept looking at the time.

The massage sucked really bad. They use a Vitamin E lotion and sometimes she does't even have any on. No sensuality to the massage what so ever.

The flip: well, first time in my life I wasn't able to let the stress out. She even asked if I wanted to do some mysefl. Are you kidding me?

Then she said I was running out of time. She was leaning heavily on me while at it and that hurt. No enthusiasm. So I was like, hey thanks for trying and ended the session. Listen, the place is not as clean like ERS. The lighting sucks bad, the girls are not the most attractive at all.

Left a little tip as to not totally upset her; but never again.

So if you go to ERS, you will love it. They are nice, friendly, play within he rules and you feel great and you will want to go back. Very nice girls and attractive at ERS.

Stay away from CLV. Don't even be curious. When you walked into CLV, you got this sense of how depressing it was in there. Seriously.

Sorry for ranting on here, but thought it might help some. Have a good weekend all.

[QUOTE=Mc Luvin; 1241913]Now I have been to both ERS and C'est La Vie. Here it is plain and simple guys. DO NOT GO TO C'est La Vie EVER!

Sorry for the caps there; but if it helps anyone here ever considering to go there, just don't.

So I go in and there is this older lady at the front desk and she says the girls can't talk to you until you go to one back rooms.

So I pick Diana. As soon as I see her get up off that couch, I knew it was going to suck bad. You could tell by her actions.

So in the room and making small talk and all, she is making these grunt sounds like yeah whatever. No smiling, no talking back. Kept looking at the time.

The massage sucked really bad. They use a Vitamin E lotion and sometimes she does't even have any on. No sensuality to the massage what so ever.

The flip: well, first time in my life I wasn't able to let the stress out. She even asked if I wanted to do some mysefl. Are you kidding me?

Then she said I was running out of time. She was leaning heavily on me while at it and that hurt. No enthusiasm. So I was like, hey thanks for trying and ended the session. Listen, the place is not as clean like ERS. The lighting sucks bad, the girls are not the most attractive at all.

Left a little tip as to not totally upset her; but never again.

So if you go to ERS, you will love it. They are nice, friendly, play within he rules and you feel great and you will want to go back. Very nice girls and attractive at ERS.

Stay away from CLV. Don't even be curious. When you walked into CLV, you got this sense of how depressing it was in there. Seriously.

Sorry for ranting on here, but thought it might help some. Have a good weekend all.[/QUOTE]I've been to ERS my fair share but never to CLV simply based on some of the great intel sharing here. Just to get this straight, they wouldn't let you see your provider before paying and going to the room, and you didn't immediately tell them to have a nice day and walk out? I haven't been in the hobby for too long but that is something I would never do. Just like every other transaction in life, don't buy something sight unseen. It's not like there aren't plenty of other options out there.

Just want to make things clear. The Diana McLuvin is talking about is not the Diana from ERS who isn't working there anymore. Don't want my reputation ruined even though I no longer work there.

[QUOTE=Playhard09;1242209]I've been to ERS my fair share but never to CLV simply based on some of the great intel sharing here. Just to get this straight, they wouldn't let you see your provider before paying and going to the room, and you didn't immediately tell them to have a nice day and walk out? I haven't been in the hobby for too long but that is something I would never do. Just like every other transaction in life, don't buy something sight unseen. It's not like there aren't plenty of other options out there.[/QUOTE]No, sorry. I may have not been so clear before. You could see the gilrs up front and the lady at the desk tells you their name and all, but if you ask a question to the girls or say something nice to them, the lady at the desk reminds you on the spot;"the girls are not allowed to talk to you here", only in the room". Talk about a turn-off right away. I should have walked out then.

But, now I know. And seriously, I could tell and got a sense of none of those girls being into their job. If compared to ERS, you would choose ERS.

They are professional at ERS, beautiful, friendly, clean, play within the rules. Always and you leave their feeling good; mind and body relaxed.

If you're thinking of stepping into CLV- Don't Ever. Waste of time and money. Just trying to help incase you're on the border-line thinking about it.

Have a great week all.

It's the CLV atmosphere you encounter as you enter the front door: certainly not inviting, enough to raise doubt in your mind whether or not you want to turn around and walk out. A lot of places many years ago were a lot like CLV. But if you glommed on to a good provider your first visit, you were willing to put up with a lot of crap in your followup sessions. Nice to read all of the good things posted about ERS.

[QUOTE=Mc Luvin; 1242640]No, sorry. I may have not been so clear before. You could see the gilrs up front and the lady at the desk tells you their name and all, but if you ask a question to the girls or say something nice to them, the lady at the desk reminds you on the spot;"the girls are not allowed to talk to you here", only in the room". Talk about a turn-off right away. I should have walked out then.

But, now I know. And seriously, I could tell and got a sense of none of those girls being into their job. If compared to ERS, you would choose ERS.

They are professional at ERS, beautiful, friendly, clean, play within the rules. Always and you leave their feeling good; mind and body relaxed.

If you're thinking of stepping into CLV- Don't Ever. Waste of time and money. Just trying to help incase you're on the border-line thinking about it.

Have a great week all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RandyMucho;1243436]It's the CLV atmosphere you encounter as you enter the front door: certainly not inviting, enough to raise doubt in your mind whether or not you want to turn around and walk out. A lot of places many years ago were a lot like CLV. But if you glommed on to a good provider your first visit, you were willing to put up with a lot of crap in your followup sessions. Nice to read all of the good things posted about ERS.[/QUOTE]I've always gone to ERS. The reviews here and elsewhere seemed to have pointed me in that direction. I curious about the jacuzzi too. I was lucky to find a great provider on my second visit and we just hit it off big time. We connected in a way that always had me coming back. We understood each other I guess. Met some other ladies from the fantastic Diana to others who were so-so.

But I decided it was time to check out CLV. Some research here got me the info that I needed. Let me say here that even the old post were very helpful and noobs really need to RTFF.

So in I go and yeah it was different. The desk right by the door is the first thing that you notice. Not as relaxed as ERS. The door fee was $.1 less than ERS. The girls that were there seemed sad except for one girl and I picked her. It was Sophia. She was professional and did what she could to make me feel comfortable. The room had it's own shower and not a shared one. It was set up more like a spa. The massage was good. Massaged her, good. Finished me, good.

Overall no complaints. Would I go again, sure. ERS seems to have a better selection but like you said if you can find the right one it doesn't matter.

If someone was going to Belvidere for the first time I would recommend ERS first. Once they got the hang of things I would send them to CLV. It's good to have choices too as it keeps both places on there toes to satisfy their customers.

I recently called to ask for info. Got Grandma ***** answered phone. I was nice and she really was unpleasant. Thought of making a return trip there but down the street everyone has a nice attitude. Rocket Dork

Receiving a chilly greeting (even over the phone) has been pretty much the rule of thumb at CLV. It gives one the idea these people would never consider enrolling in a Customer Service course. And why would a provider stay in the business for any significant length of time? Why put up with all the aggravation from co-workers and bosses?

[QUOTE=Rocket Dork;1244022]I recently called to ask for info. Got Grandma ***** answered phone. I was nice and she really was unpleasant. Thought of making a return trip there but down the street everyone has a nice attitude. Rocket Dork[/QUOTE]

I have always enjoyed CLV. I enjoy mature women; two of the nicest MILFs I have had the pleasure of meeting are there. Jenna and Nancy.

Have going there on and of for years. There used to be some really hot girls there, but now the selection is not so great. As Turkey John said, if you are ok with a more mature women, I agree with Turkey John on Nancy and Jenna. I remember seeing Nancy when she was only 20 years old. She was really wild. She has calmed down some, but till gives a great session.

[QUOTE=Roy;1244281]Have going there on and of for years. There used to be some really hot girls there, but now the selection is not so great. As Turkey John said, if you are ok with a more mature women, I agree with Turkey John on Nancy and Jenna. I remember seeing Nancy when she was only 20 years old. She was really wild. She has calmed down some, but till gives a great session.[/QUOTE]Hard to beat 'the view'.

[QUOTE=Turkey John;1244161]I have always enjoyed CLV. I enjoy mature women; two of the nicest MILFs I have had the pleasure of meeting are there. Jenna and Nancy.[/QUOTE]I too have been to both. I'm actually 62 so I would probably be considered a dirty, old man (which I most assuredly try to excel in) , but I do love the freedom and the ladies at ERS. To note the difference, my last trip to CLV was with Jennah and she told me that she has been at CLV for 22 years. Do the math. The finish is the same, the only change is the ornamentation and how you get there.

Through the years I have been to both CLV & ERS and seen lots of girls. Over the past year I have been to neither, seeing Sandy most of time: [url]http://rockford.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-number-same-sandy-27/7934168[/url] (She is among the best I have ever had). Sunday I wasn't able to get in touch with Sandy so decided to stop by ERS. Had the chance to see Liz. I will simiply say she gave one of the best massages I have had in years and she knows how to end it well. A flirt, a tease, and a beauty. If you have not seen her, do so.

I stopped in last Thursday and everyone but the "girl in training" was busy. So I helped to train Danielle. She was well versed in the rules. She is young (relatively speaking) and still needs to learn how to tease and massage. That said she is very easy on the eyes. Small up top, but well proportioned with a lovely backside the just fit into the cup of my hand. All in all a positive experience and may have another visit in the future with Danielle to see how her "training" worked out. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=RivasRick; 1248292]Through the years I have been to both CLV & ERS and seen lots of girls. Over the past year I have been to neither, seeing Sandy most of time:

[url]http://rockford.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-number-same-sandy-27/7934168[/url]

(She is among the best I have ever had). Sunday I wasn't able to get in touch with Sandy so decided to stop by ERS. Had the chance to see Liz. I will simiply say she gave one of the best massages I have had in years and she knows how to end it well. A flirt, a tease, and a beauty. If you have not seen her, do so.[/QUOTE]I meant to say that through the years I'm been to both ERS & CLV.