The "I'll be right back" con game"
Took a hooker to a motel last month, and her cell phone rang right in the middle of a BBBJ which I had paid.60 for AFTER paying.55 for the room. Anyway, her cell phone rang while her head was bobbing up and down on my schlong. She stopped and answered it, and then said her friend [pimp] was downstairs in the parking lot and she would be right back. She quickly got dressed and slipped out the door while I laid naked in the bed with my schlong in my hand, and praying that this isn't a rip off. Well, it was a rip off, and she never returned. But, I said to myself that she is a SW, and expect this kinda crap from time to time. You win some, you lose some. And guess what? I saw her on the street a few weeks later, and she flagged me down, so I wanted to see what the hell she had to say. Well, she told me some bs story, and I acted all cool like it was no big deal so she offered to blow me for free to make up for it, and she gave me a helluva BBBJCIM, and I had a devilish sneer on my face as I hammered my angry, revenge- driven schlong into her sweet mouth.