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I popped this chic's weasel yesterday afternoon. Now, I've seen this chic's ad for weeks or months, but was never interested. I never thought she was a dude though as she looked all female to me, I think. So much buzz about her stirred a bit of curiosity in me so I said why not see what all the buzz was about. I read her reviews and it looked like she does everything under the sun, so I went for it. Called her the afternoon, after taking care of myself, and she told me her rates and text her address. I told her I was 20 minutes away and off I went.
I called her when I was 5 minutes away, as told, and finally made it into her ok-shabby neighborhood. I drove by some ok looking houses, but came up upon this shabby broke down looking house and jokingly said to myself, "That's probably her house". Low and behold, it was her house. Pftt. Just like a backpage chic. Always in the raggediest house on the block. To predictable. Anyways, I called her to let her know that I arrived and she told me she would come outside. I quickly got out of my car to meet her and once I reached her garage, I heard a voice coming from the garage say, "I'm over here". I walked on in and non-vipers, get a life and a membership. VIP'ers, read on. Will I repeat, nah. Her performance is up there, but she looks a bit rough around the edges. This is another one of those "5" and "6" 's that's got even me smh (shaking ma head).
I followed the voice into the garage and gazed upon some scrawny looking woman wearing a pink tank top and a full pink power range looking panties. Ehh. I wasn't feeling this chic or her attire at all. She looked like she was dressed for a power ranger's concert. Oh well. I followed her into her basement as she closed the door behind me. The basement was pretty neat and clean with no smoke smells anywhere. That's a nice start so far. First thing I noticed though, this chic looked much older than her listed age of 28 years old. She looked to be in her mid to late 30's. She looked womanly in her pics but looked a bit haggardly in person. Her face showed signs of a rough life. Eek. She also looked much scrawnier than I thought. She was about 5'5-5'6 126-133 lbs. She had some hair rollers in her hair, too. Ehh. Whatever.
We gots ta talking for a minute and I noticed that this chic is pretty hyper. She was literally bouncing all over the place. I don't know if that's her natural state or she had a caffeine overdose that morning, but she needed to turn her levels down some. It was as if she was trying to do 5 things at one time. Anyways, after the brief convo I handed over the funds. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She took the money and placed it off somewhere before telling me that she can't do anything with my clothes still on. I took that as a cue to get nekkid and that I did all by myself with no help from her at all. She in turn did the same to reveal a scrawny ass body not to my liking.
Her breastesse's were B cups but had mild hang time to them. I'd rate the girls as "average". Her stomach was kind of pushed out but it wasn't a gut or anything. That's just how her body is shaped, but there were no stretch marks on it or any signs of childbirth. Her ass, it was just an ass. It had a little bit of meat on it, but it was kinda flat and unshapely. I'd list her body as "scrawny", but since there's no such category, I'll just say she's "average". To me, she looks much better in her pics than she does in person. Her body is just a bit too scrawny for me. Well, she told me to lay back on her couch bed and I did just that. She then got between my legs, grabbed the base of my cock with her right hand and started giving me some bareback licky licky. What's up with this licking thing lately? She licked my cock for a good 45 seconds before actually putting her mouth on it and sucking on it.
The bareback sucky sucky was ok. She kept her right hand on the base of my cock for the majority of the time and sucked on it and even used her tongue as she deep throated me. She could only manage to get a good 8 inches in her goblet though. The other 7. 5 inches was just dangling in limbo. She sucked me off for a good 4 minutes before I told her that I was ready. I was only about 3/4 ths swole cock at the time, but I wasn't too sure if this strange ass cock of mines was going to explode prematurely. I told her I was ready for her as she handed me a thin trojan condom and told me to put it on. That was pretty nice of her. I placed the cover on my 3/4 ths hard cock all by myself with no help from her at all and she came up to me as if she was about to saddle up for the cowgirl ride.
I told her I wanted doggie instead and she bent that narrow ass over on the couch bed for me. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. Damn, as soon as I entered her she started throwing it back immediately and very aggressively. I could tell this chic's definitely spent some time in the pookie. She seemed very cock starved as if she was making up for lost times. I also didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip but she did have some very low friction on her walls. I felt a little bit of something, I think. I stroked her out in doggie as she was moaning intensely and feverishly throwing it back. That's chics a maniac in the sack. If you have any hip problems, I suggest you by-pass the doggie position altogether. She may dislocate your hip.
I kept my stroke on for a good 4 minutes before I felt that oh so familiar feeling coming over me. I blew a medium load in the cover and kept pumping some 2 minutes more until I had enough of her. I told her I blew my load and she quickly got up and went to fetch me some wipes for clean up. She gave me a few wipes to clean up with and she cleaned up herself with them as well. She was smelling fresh and clean the whole time too. No foul odors anywhere. Thank goodness. I cleaned up, gathered my rags together and headed for the door while she quickly told me, "you got my number, go ahead and lock me in". I said sure, she led me out the door and closed it behind no more than 2 seconds after I was out the door. Damn!!
This chic seems very abrupt and straight forward. There's no sensuality about her at all. Just straight to the point and let's go. She's kind of jittery and flighty too. She's a nice lady but I won't repeat. That body and age wasn't doing it for me at all. If you have 28 years old listed in your ad, I expect to see a 28 year old woman or at least someone close to that age; not no 38 year old woman. Oh well. Her performance is up there though. I could tell from the brief 15 minute session, that this can get pretty wild and crazy. You could probably get your dirties on with this chic. If you favor performance over looks, then she's for you. If not, look elsewhere. I'll give her a "5" in looks and a "6" in performance. Happy belated Halloween!
