Strip Club Reports

Made the rounds last night and went home in disappointment. Must have started too late.

Stopped by OGD first and the place was so packed that I couldn't even find a place to park. Well then.

Moved on the LA and saw maybe one or two potentially promising individuals. That said, I didn't get more than a look from anyone. Except from a woman that looked to be in her 60's. Decided to take a pass and move on the DG.

My last several trips to DG have been miserable and this one was no different. Saw 3-4 girls working--all reasonably attractive and all sharing what I can only assume is mutual disinterest in making any sort of money. Got one terrible dance from an attractive girl but didn't get the impression that there was any possibility of additional services on offer.

Battered but not defeated, I swung by OGD one last time and doubled my winnings in the currency of cold shoulders. Not even the bartender decided to swing by in the 20 minutes I decided to loiter before deciding that the evening was a lesson in abject failure.

Was there late December and some fat chick was crying about me not getting dances. I weigh around 210.

If the chick weighs more then me it is a no go. I get dances when I like. Not when they say. Then some black chick walks up.

And ask if I wanted a dance, no, and she says do I discriminate? Really. Pass. Pass. Pass.

After about a hour of more fat chicks asking if I wanted a dance it was time to go. The original fat chick needs a ride to the.

Gas station. I told her 10 bucks. Do I look like a taxi? And to all those piglet dancers, Quit eating, work out, and quit eating.

No wonder they chase the hot girls out because fattie mcpaddie wouldn't make no $$ Maybe it was overweight stripper day.

[QUOTE=Triddd09;2761633]Was there late December and some fat chick was crying about me not getting dances. I weigh around 210.

If the chick weighs more then me it is a no go. I get dances when I like. Not when they say. Then some black chick walks up.

And ask if I wanted a dance, no, and she says do I discriminate? Really. Pass. Pass. Pass.

After about a hour of more fat chicks asking if I wanted a dance it was time to go. The original fat chick needs a ride to the.

Gas station. I told her 10 bucks. Do I look like a taxi? And to all those piglet dancers, Quit eating, work out, and quit eating.

No wonder they chase the hot girls out because fattie mcpaddie wouldn't make no $$ Maybe it was overweight stripper day.[/QUOTE]They let the Centerfolds girls all switch over. It's been the end of this club.

Preach it! I weigh 185 and I'm not going to be attracted to a woman who outweighs me unless she's taller than me, and only about 2% of the women in the world would fit that description.

[QUOTE=Triddd09;2761633]Was there late December and some fat chick was crying about me not getting dances. I weigh around 210.

If the chick weighs more then me it is a no go. I get dances when I like. Not when they say. Then some black chick walks up.

And ask if I wanted a dance, no, and she says do I discriminate? Really. Pass. Pass. Pass.

After about a hour of more fat chicks asking if I wanted a dance it was time to go. The original fat chick needs a ride to the.

Gas station. I told her 10 bucks. Do I look like a taxi? And to all those piglet dancers, Quit eating, work out, and quit eating.

No wonder they chase the hot girls out because fattie mcpaddie wouldn't make no $$ Maybe it was overweight stripper day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ArchiePitcar;2763059]Preach it! I weigh 185 and I'm not going to be attracted to a woman who outweighs me unless she's taller than me, and only about 2% of the women in the world would fit that description.[/QUOTE]Usually the big tit girls weigh the most, but I stick to spinners. I liked them under 5 4 and small. I am 6 4 200. Don't like tall girls. If you get a sumo girl lap dancing, she might sit on your lap and pop a nut.

I'm going to shove some french fries down the front of my pants and film it.

Dani from lusties gave a good dance. I can't be all negative.

Have been here 2 x in the last couple of months. Both times I got what I was looking for (BJ). One girl Michelle (1st visit) was awesome, definitely check her out if you stop in. 2nd visit was a little pricier and for those numbers better experiences can be had. I miss the old days of Lisa Caberet, there was never a shadier or more exciting place.

Well, the club isn't in Cleveland and its not really in Akron. Its been at least ten years since I visited this club, figured what the hell, swing by for one beer, can't hurt. Almost did, one of the fattest dancer in the place spots a newbie and makes a beeline for my leg. Told her "I'm just watching right now" and she did that act of "I haven't asked you for a dance yet, why are you turning me away attitude". Heard it before heffer, move on to another pasture. Other than that, club was loaded with guys who have no clue that this is just a money grabbing club. Some really hot talent in a sea of average lookers but the risk of driving into Brunswick isn't worth repeating this club. Spent $5, walked out a half hour later satisfied that I saw a few hot chicks almost naked and the fat heffer didn't break my leg.

Seen the skinny very tall no tit black girl at OGD 60 in the back for vocal lessons, said she tought the wind to blow actually not bad but last second dodger pulled off and I wore the evidence needless to say won't be doing that again with her.

[QUOTE=Dutch1990;2773059]Seen the skinny very tall no tit black girl at OGD 60 in the back for vocal lessons, said she tought the wind to blow actually not bad but last second dodger pulled off and I wore the evidence needless to say won't be doing that again with her.[/QUOTE]Girl you descirbe is morgan, she has been using "I taught the wind how to blow" for a very long time. Good story. You can do better.

[QUOTE=SkBigEd;2773162]Girl you descirbe is morgan, she has been using "I taught the wind how to blow" for a very long time. Good story. You can do better.[/QUOTE]Ha Ha Ha she got me with that one too! Last second dodger so its a bit more expensive when you factor in the dry cleaning. LOL.

AnY info on them? I want to see lucious there bit if no fun is to be had I don't want to waste my time.

[QUOTE=FredDaw9;2774914]Ha Ha Ha she got me with that one too! Last second dodger so its a bit more expensive when you factor in the dry cleaning. LOL.[/QUOTE]Good point. Like always YMMV.

Made the round to ogd 10 pm last night. No talent.

Lusty had a cute little blond. Couldn't get a dance from her. After saying no 5+ times to ashley in a half hour it was time to go.

I was there roughly the same time. Did get a dance from the blonde. Uninspiring. You didn't miss much.

[QUOTE=Triddd09;2784195]Made the round to ogd 10 pm last night. No talent.

Lusty had a cute little blond. Couldn't get a dance from her. After saying no 5+ times to ashley in a half hour it was time to go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuddyFun;2784286]I was there roughly the same time. Did get a dance from the blonde. Uninspiring. You didn't miss much.[/QUOTE]Uninspiring line up. It is typically hit or miss for me at lusts. There was a taller black girl there to that ask 5 times if I wanted a dance. She was ok but not what I was looking for.

[QUOTE=JHolden889;2775097]AnY info on them? I want to see lucious there bit if no fun is to be had I don't want to waste my time.[/QUOTE]Stopped in yesterday for a quick drink and VIP. Was not disappointed.

[QUOTE=Mpnewbie;2790134]Stopped in yesterday for a quick drink and VIP. Was not disappointed.[/QUOTE]I've been in there a couple times lately. Maybe I'm going at the wrong time of day?

Started out early around 1230 afternoon, no girls at lustys two very uninspiring so DG has a few and Lucky made me smile. 60.

[QUOTE=GrayMan;2791985]I've been in there a couple times lately. Maybe I'm going at the wrong time of day?[/QUOTE]I stopped in on the snowy drive after work. 'Carmen' was the only dancer. Decent body, fun available, $150 not my idea of 10-15 minute value. I politely declined.

[QUOTE=Skerts2;2793229]I stopped in on the snowy drive after work. 'Carmen' was the only dancer. Decent body, fun available, $150 not my idea of 10-15 minute value. I politely declined.[/QUOTE]$. 5. ? LOL She's in the wrong city.

[QUOTE=MonacoGP;2793764]$. 5. ? LOL She's in the wrong city.[/QUOTE]Agreed! Who's paying that?

Saturday about 8 pm OGD couple lookers almost took summer in the back when she turned bossy and crazy over negotiate a price, went to DG honest to god every sense CFolds closed this place has turned to shit, Kelly and company better get there arms around it and soon as I won't be back for awhile getto and drugs seems to over run dancing as there was 2 non attractive dancers in the place and no music the 15 min it took me to finish my beer and leave. On to lustys cute younger blond I think it's Whitney cousin or something nice head game for. 65. I think I want to try BP next and prefer spinners if any of you have a sure thing you are willing to share for my first please PM me.

[QUOTE=Mpnewbie;2790134]Stopped in yesterday for a quick drink and VIP. Was not disappointed.[/QUOTE]Can I get extra what in looking for.

[QUOTE=JHolden889;2801291]Can I get extra what in looking for.[/QUOTE]Stopped where, got what, how much?? Help us out man.

[QUOTE=JHolden889;2801291]Can I get extra what in looking for.[/QUOTE]Is that english you're speaking?

[QUOTE=RMike802;2802449]Is that english you're speaking?[/QUOTE]Rots of Chinese hitting the circuit ratery.

Made the rounds Thursday afternoon. Stopped at CW's first hoping to see Jade again from whom I had a fantastic VIP with several weeks ago. Alas, she's not there. Instead Melanie sits by me and had on so much perfume I had to face away from her to breathe. My eyes benefited from that as well. Then to DG's and almost dead except cute spinner Ashley who was busy. So went to OGD hoping to see Denielle or someone hot but nada. And there were at least 7 girls working. Not a ripe one in the bunch. Another one beer and done and off to Lusty's. Actually they had the best lineup so far surprisingly. Got good dances from Melissa whom I think is sexy. Wanted to hook up with the blonde (Jamie?) but she was tied up. So went back to DG's, had table sides from CeCe (sp?) who claims to be a dental hygienist and she might be a true nympho guys. She's not bad looking, but she's not good looking either. Not fat at least. But saw Ashley again and went to have VIP with her. Uninspiring but got the job done for. 60.

I've had much better luck lately in the earlier afternoon as I've made the rounds. Last week I decided to just dive straight to the bottom of the barrel first and went to Lusty's. Wasn't really in the mood for Ashley but that blonde girl, Jamie (I believe. Terrible with names but it sounded like that), plays a mean set of bagpipes. Overpaid but still left happy.

[QUOTE=Emeraldtryst;2805345]I've had much better luck lately in the earlier afternoon as I've made the rounds. Last week I decided to just dive straight to the bottom of the barrel first and went to Lusty's. Wasn't really in the mood for Ashley but that blonde girl, Jamie (I believe. Terrible with names but it sounded like that), plays a mean set of bagpipes. Overpaid but still left happy.[/QUOTE]Well for Jamie, if you paid more than. 6 for a BBBJWCIM, you overpaid. Seems to be more about quantity, to cover her lifestyle. See prior post from others.

Friday ogd around 10 pm. Dany. Cute looking good. Place is dead. Gettin a dance and then one dude walks up and offers her. .3 for private. Are these guys insane?

[QUOTE=Advisor;2803980]Made the rounds Thursday afternoon. Stopped at CW's first hoping to see Jade again from whom I had a fantastic VIP with several weeks ago. Alas, she's not there. Instead Melanie sits by me and had on so much perfume I had to face away from her to breathe. My eyes benefited from that as well. Then to DG's and almost dead except cute spinner Ashley who was busy. So went to OGD hoping to see Denielle or someone hot but nada. And there were at least 7 girls working. Not a ripe one in the bunch. Another one beer and done and off to Lusty's. Actually they had the best lineup so far surprisingly. Got good dances from Melissa whom I think is sexy. Wanted to hook up with the blonde (Jamie?) but she was tied up. So went back to DG's, had table sides from CeCe (sp?) who claims to be a dental hygienist and she might be a true nympho guys. She's not bad looking, but she's not good looking either. Not fat at least. But saw Ashley again and went to have VIP with her. Uninspiring but got the job done for. 60.[/QUOTE]Jade is no longer at CW's unfortunately. If I find her I'll let you know. She's a real gem. So currently I see no reason to visit CW's during the daytime.

[QUOTE=Advisor;2808946]Jade is no longer at CW's unfortunately. If I find her I'll let you know. She's a real gem. So currently I see no reason to visit CW's during the daytime.[/QUOTE]Is she the cute black girl with different nipples.

[QUOTE=Dutch1990;2809903]Is she the cute black girl with different nipples.[/QUOTE]No That might be Chavon. Jade is a pretty brunette spinner with lots of tats. 30 years old but thought she was younger.

Decided to make the trip to Jens Den yesterday. Got there at 6. Only 1 girl dancing. Bartender said daytime girls work from 2-5 and nighttime girls trickle in after that.

So I would avoid going there between 5-7:30 on weekdays. But this was a Tuesday so it may get better later during the week.

Club 1245 dead as well. Went to Georgie's afterwards and got a dance from cute spinner who got jumped last week behind bar in smoking area.

Her name might have been Jordan. TOFTT and found VIP was not worth it.

Stopped 4:00 pm OGD first not much going on few girls dancing not great so off to lustys couple dances from the regular day shift girls, they have a new girl short chubby just got out of prison. I know I said I was not going to but off to DG got a couple dances had a good tin in VIP with older blonde spinner. 65 and 4 songs later I was drained so it was time to go.

Had an average time at Gatsby. Nikki looked hot and was really nice. However, her breath was a huge turn off. Ladies, please keep a gum handy.

Going to be in Akron Friday afternoon on business, what strip club has the best happy hour (4-6)? By the way, I can't believe how many clubs are in the Akron-Canton area.

[QUOTE=AugstWest;2819857]Going to be in Akron Friday afternoon on business, what strip club has the best happy hour (4-6)? By the way, I can't believe how many clubs are in the Akron-Canton area.[/QUOTE]It depends on what you want, do you want cheap drinks or affter an hour to leave happy.

A clean place to impress a client. Upscale, pretty girls.