Serenity Spa in Carrollwood
I had a dream of Serenity Spa in Carrollwood and it was mediocre at best. Mamason said Shirley and Lucy no longer work there so I was stuck. I told Mamason to hook it up with a big titty attendant. She says no worries very prettycoming to Room 5. She Charges me the $80 door fee and off we go. Not true at all. In comes Linda. Probably a 4 out of 10. Ugh at least the TS was nice. Horrible massage with weird finger strokes. On the flip I said my dreams are never HJ, BJ only and she agreed to $. This is where my dream gets weird. She pulls out freaking Saran a Wrap and covers my unit like a pickle and goes at it. I understand cutting costs but Saran a Wrap? Well she takes her top off which is good but it's just not happening. So she upsells BBBJ for $20 more, I have to agree to escape the Saran Wrap so $$ total for a crappy dream. No memories on this one. Will not repeat.
Spot on With that Observation Bill
[QUOTE=Bill Ho;1876529]If I read "standard donation" one more time, I am going to scream! Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]"We chatted agreed upon a standard donation." If he came to settle upon an agreement of a standard donation, this means a standard donation never existed. Nor can it since what could you use as standard margin of error-$10 $20 will piss off people when they find out and yes its different each time. Negotiating price belies what a standard donation is suppose to be. If they did I believe Orange would get more business. Think about it.
Part of the reason I go in is for some actual rub down even for a short while or just the idea I can get some stress relief and peace. So if I'm stressed I don't want to hear any shit about horsetrading with this [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] just do me. If I'm I a bad mood I'm going in there for some peace too. It wears me out further to have do haggle with [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue].
I still owe Mimi $20 from six months ago. What happens when she does that is make me feel like a thief so I act like one and avoid her. She lost over $800 in the interim.
Went back two weeks ago omama wondered where I been (hell woman wake up like I did. Am getting forty dollah pretty little putty whach choo thankin?)
Now I will say Mimi was worth it she was unrushed wouldn't let me go till she was positive I had a good time this last one Joann was good looking but I think older than Mimi and she cut me short on time.
Maybe I spend too much time on Facebook
But a like button or a thumbs up might be appropriate. Especially here.
[QUOTE=Bill Ho;1876529]If I read "standard donation" one more time, I am going to scream! Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]
Use of commonly accepted terms or NOT.
[QUOTE=Bill Ho;1876529]If I read "standard donation" one more time, I am going to scream! Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen.
Thank you for the feedback, although some of the follow up was a bit mellow dramatic, I appreciate it. If you have specific questions feel free to leave me a message and I will respond. On to the issue at hand. I know it is novel to go to a place where there is a "standard" rate to enter like say. Umm. 8. And then to have a visit as described as I have seen on these pages to be $.4-$.6 as I look through the history of this location here on this board there are some very common themes, great service and some "standard pricing", but sometimes we are not in a place to write a novel so we abbreviate for the sake of time. My mistake, I was under the mistaken idea it is better to share some information than no information. Point taken gentlemen, point taken.
Be Safe.
Chad
Another orange spa review
I checked out Orange Spa recently because I was in the neighborhood and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Mimi was out of town and I drew Michelle. She's asian, petite, speaks english, is in great shape and has a decent set of bolt-ons. If you look at her face closely, you can tell she's had some work done and has a few miles on her but it's not a bad thing because she definitely has some skills. Great TS and $.2 with no negotiation or bs gets you FS. It was refreshing not to have to play games. Massage afterward was great and worth sticking around for.
Even though my last visit to yoshiko wasn't that great, I still prefer it to orange.
I'd like to revisit yoshiko
[QUOTE=Robert 35; 1880277]I checked out Orange Spa recently because I was in the neighborhood and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Mimi was out of town and I drew Michelle. She's asian, petite, speaks english, is in great shape and has a decent set of bolt-ons. If you look at her face closely, you can tell she's had some work done and has a few miles on her but it's not a bad thing because she definitely has some skills. Great TS and $.2 with no negotiation or bs gets you FS. It was refreshing not to have to play games. Massage afterward was great and worth sticking around for.
Even though my last visit to yoshiko wasn't that great, I still prefer it to orange.[/QUOTE]Whats the deal there fee wise? I have to assume its the same $1. 20 plus mamas thingy. Now you say you got $.20 at Orange but this last time Joann just pissed me off now she got $1. 40 out of me so I won't go back to the weasel.
Omama should know WTF goes on in her house its becoming too much of a wild card. Bad PR with arbitrary pricing makes the girls looks like thieves not business people at all.
Meditation Palm Harbor Heidi
[QUOTE=Tampaguy1971;1880492]Its never mentioned here, but I see their ad on BP with lots of beautiful girls. Has anyone ever visited? I'm thinking of checking it out, but I don't really want to be out $200 for aromatherapy or some BS. Any idea of level of service or cost would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]I saw Heidi at the Palm Harbor location back in February. She was not close in appearance to the pics. Reasonably attractive. 35ish. LFK and CBJ for $ tip.
No way she is 49 but wiser than Methuselah
[QUOTE=Gollum2112; 1883644]I thought she was really nice. I saw her at her new Town and Country location (where Rainn used to be)
Really sensual rub with some teasing nice slow HJ on the flip. She stayed clothed but allowed roaming, maybe because it was my first time seeing her.
Does anyone know if the menu expands on repeat visits? She's really sexy. PM is necessary.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Beautiful statuesque woman. Can't be over 32 yrs old. Most perfect true tits I ever seen on a woman. Ok I went in based on your report (hope to hell the B is reading this too) but I had an even more open mind still all I expected was a massage which is what I needed. She is expert with that and highly professional. Cut and dry business like she sends no signals to the contrary. She controls every aspect-ok.
I mean you don't even see her the whole time. She structures it that way but after the flip she come up with this angle ' oh the glare from the over head lamps" WTF! I didn't say shit about it she assumed they bothered me but it was an excuse so she places a small hand towel over my eyes.
So now she is homing in gingerly on the boys and starts the H. E. Deal when somehow I can't recall exactly but I look up and she is in a nice purple bra. Well shit sherlock what do she expect when I see her tummy now exposed and those wonderful firm breasts protruding laterally over my body naturally my hand starts roaming which she uttered it was ok but keep it on top. Then I started talking fast exploring ala carte items which she said yes but on our next visit ok this was intro be / s whatever. But as she saw my hand working its way in she says $30 to have her remove them.
Well godammnit I knew in a flash at this moment I was now under the control of the finest polished con artist thief Goldman-Sachs Wall street investment banks would have hired who are so slick they managed to almost destroy the world in 2008 and get us to bail them out.
I mean this woman possesses that degree of alien third level civilization intelligence I have never met before but surely read about is how I became so alerted. You sense immediately the intellectual power she possesses and she confirmed it as we talked during the 90 minute session. She is like me we don't trust people who text they are weak minded liars. We know in an instant by voice what you are. You call her and see what a brain she has. Very professional. In her presence you feel the power of her mind. First woman I ever recall scaring me this way. Shit I thought I was a control freak must be I have lived too long time to move over sheesh.
So soon as I detected she was going into hyper upsell mode I started as I said made my request so I double down hard on her I said I was coming back Saturday but now lets book me now as your second appt fro the day. This is how I tripped the lying scam up. I could see it too is scrambled her a bit but she's quick. I would guess she has a law degree with her come backs. So it took her a split second longer than I gave her to honestly calculate a response to which she said " I'm all booked for the day" Which I have verifiable evidence she was flat out lying because when I pulled up to her office I called to let her know I was there and a recording came on that she was booking 11:30s. Bingo!
So forget that. Just figure it this way. If she wanted 30 to have her plop out her tits and still no agreement what you could do with them being that now she caught herself entrapped by her own lies as I just called her bluff. B doesn't know I out maneuvered many attorneys in my time she would have just been honest yes or no and I would have been back by the weekend.
Now the finale. My hand slipped into to grab her tit inside her bra (I even tipped her a 10 before anything started) just by reflex and then I only pulled her slacks a bit on her side and felt her waist a bit-WHOA she started some lame shit about blah blah blah I guess I didn't follow what she laid out so I was disrespecting her. And I said so what do you expect? Then I don't recall but she said I was bullshit or something wow.
I just walked out didn't say shit. Can't recall anything like this. One high classy be. Good lesson never trust a thinking woman always pick the one who trusts her feelings to decide issues. But you listen to this see-t you will see what I'm talking about she is top shelf wall street ho stuff or ex banker whatever cause she knows how to ad value to her looks by depriving you the pleasure of them.
This woman is a liar and a con artist
[QUOTE=Gollum2112; 1883644]I thought she was really nice. I saw her at her new Town and Country location (where Rainn used to be)
Really sensual rub with some teasing nice slow HJ on the flip. She stayed clothed but allowed roaming, maybe because it was my first time seeing her.
Does anyone know if the menu expands on repeat visits? She's really sexy. PM is necessary.
Thanks[/QUOTE]She uses the 49 year age old ugly bag pic as a distraction. When you see her she is late 20's rock hard animal and beautiful but deadly. Too controlling. To fast to upsell.
Acts real professional throughout then near the end takes off her top reveals great bod tits lets you roam then stops you says it's. 30 to have her plop them out. Still no guarantee you can do much else. My tip of my finger slips in between the top and he tit she starts yelling bunch of shit I disrespected her like one moment she is professional now flipped to ghetto meanness.
I frustrated her attempts to scam me with quick action. Soon as she open the door to ala carte requests I naturally wanted it now. She says on next visit blah blah this get acquainted be / s I say ok book me next. She paused a moment to think then says she is booked all day.
Go look here at her twitter post says 12pm opening I was leaving just before that after 90 rub [url]https://twitter.com/bayotmassage[/url] Plus as I pulled up initially she didn't answer and her VM message said she was booking for 11:30am is how I know she was a fraud.
Now she states in website she been rubbing since 2001-that right there don't add up she would be very young 13 yrs back. Why would she reverse bait and switch a 49 yr old? Easy she also states at in website CASH ONLY. If you are stealing from IRS you don't want a record of yourself so you use someone else's license. Very simple.
I'm reporting her to appropriate department tomorrow.
Absolutely NOT trying to call anybody out or start a pi$$ing contest, but...
[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated; 1884918]She uses the 49 year age old ugly bag pic as a distraction. When you see her she is late 20's rock hard animal and beautiful but deadly. Too controlling. To fast to upsell.
Acts real professional throughout then near the end takes off her top reveals great bod tits lets you roam then stops you says it's. 30 to have her plop them out. Still no guarantee you can do much else. My tip of my finger slips in between the top and he tit she starts yelling bunch of shit I disrespected her like one moment she is professional now flipped to ghetto meanness.
I frustrated her attempts to scam me with quick action. Soon as she open the door to ala carte requests I naturally wanted it now. She says on next visit blah blah this get acquainted be / s I say ok book me next. She paused a moment to think then says she is booked all day.
Go look here at her twitter post says 12pm opening I was leaving just before that after 90 rub.
[url]https://twitter.com/bayotmassage[/url]
Plus as I pulled up initially she didn't answer and her VM message said she was booking for 11:30am is how I know she was a fraud.
Now she states in website she been rubbing since 2001-that right there don't add up she would be very young 13 yrs back. Why would she reverse bait and switch a 49 yr old? Easy she also states at in website CASH ONLY. If you are stealing from IRS you don't want a record of yourself so you use someone else's license. Very simple.
I'm reporting her to appropriate department tomorrow.[/QUOTE]First of all I don't know this girl, have not seen this girl, nor will I probably see her. Reading back 6 pages, it appears to me she is claiming to be 49 but as y'all have put it that she looks to be late 20's to 32 years old because she is pushing one of her products that lets you look younger without surgery, just a guess. She claims on her website she uses it.
Secondly, why on earth would you "report her to the appropriate department" just because you had a bad / ripoff visit, others have not experienced this and it seems to be a typical YMMV. Why bring attention to "the appropriate department" ANYTHING that will have them getting their feathers ruffled and looking into who's giving HE or not? Let sleeping dogs lye. And again to the OP I am not trying to call you out or stir up $#!t, thanks for your report to let us know what's going on.