I agree 100%, Hana Bi can kiss my ass!
I had a similar experience to yours a couple weeks ago. I actually called Hannabi Masage ahead of time to schedule an appointment with Angie based upon the stuff I read from this forum. Made a 6:00 pm appt. I drove all the way from the west side (Waikele) and fought terrible traffic at the Middle street junction just to get there on time. My mistake for setting that appt. Time I guess! Anyway, I get there and park at Century Center parking hoping that I will get validated. Walk up and I guess the mama lets me in and I tell her I have a 6:00 with Angie. Mama takes the $60 fee and directs me to the shower. I take the shower and when I get out I see this fairly slim Korean girl waiting for me. I guess she is Angie. She takes one look at me and says she will be right back. She never comes back and Mama comes in and asks if she can service me (WTF!) Now, I don't know about you desperate guys that have actually seen her naked but Mama is down right disgusting looking to me. There is no way I was going to let that ugly woman touch my body! She would have to pay me to bang her!
So anyway, needless to say I asked why can't Angie service me? Mama gave me this stupid excuse about how Angie is sick (all of sudden of course). I knew that was a complete lie. Then I lost it. After sitting through traffic for one hour and then getting all hyped up for a good massage and a lay from a nice looking Korean girl. This shit happens to me. I told her to give me the house fee back. Mama went away for a few minutes to get it back but in the meantime I was worried about the parking validation. When she came back with my house fee she refused to validate my parking ticket. So I lost it and screamed at her to give me money for parking or validate the god damn ticket. She finally gave me $1. 00 for parking to get me to shut up I guess. Well I maintained a cool head and just left. Otherwise I would have beat the fuck out of her for pulling the bait and switch on me. When I got down to my car and paid the parking it was still $6. 00! Fuck!
So I agree, this place is highly overrated. But it didn't matter I went to see Monica at CHM (when she was there). Got BBFS, BBBJTCIMWS, it was a nice ending to a screwed up night. Only thing wrong with Monica was that she kept complaining that I was too big for her. She must be used to all those tiny Asian dicks she always gets. Sucks to be Haole I guess!
So to summarize, Hannabi you can kiss my white ass!
[QUOTE=Somehaole]Went to Hana Bi for first time. Seemed like a nice place. Greeted by Hanabi and she collects $60 and I shower. I was hoping she was not the provider, but no such luck.
After waiting in the room for 10 minutes, she comes in wearing a blue lacy thing. She is older, a bit thick, so so on looks. Just not my type. English is not very good.
She's clearly cautious, which is fine since I've not been there before. She puts on some kind of classical music WAY too loud and locks the door. The music reminded me of the scene in Amadeus where Mozart goes insane. Not relaxing at all.
She goes to town working on me. Lots of fast pushing. Digging in hard, but not in a way that was useful. Not good at all and the furthest thing from sensual. At this point, I had lost all interest in any extras.
She asks be a few standard questions like how ling I've been here, where I work, etc. After about ten minutes, she takes the towel off and then leaves the room. She left the door wide open so anyone walking by would see me laying naked on the table. I put the towel back on and wait 5 minutes or so for her to come back.
She tells me massage half over and roll over. At this point, no grazing, nothing sensual, nadda. She starts doing the same bad massage on the front and knocks the towel off to the side a bit. I was a bit hard at the time, but had no interest in anything. I guess she decided I was not le, so she asked if I wanted HJ. I said no thanks. She said ok, then left the room for another 5 minutes.
Came back in with a hot towel. Wiped down then, "all done. "
I had a total of about 20 minutes of massage.
Showered, dressed, and left. I was so pissed off. I should have asked for part of my money back, but she hardly seemed like the type that would do that. Anyway, I was so pissed I just wanted to leave.
No tip of course.
Would definitely not repeat. Is this the business model for the owner of that place? Granted, she usually makes her money off extras, but don't treat a customer that was because he's just not into you. She ruined any chance of repeat business or trying someone else. Makes no sense to me. I was nice and courteous the whole time.
Live and learn I guess.[/QUOTE]