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[quote]Quote from the Trashman:
[i]Remember, it's quality, not quantity that really counts in life.[/i][/quote]Trash,
What can I say, I give all I have, and that can be some lowlife shit... I guess I'll have to continue posting my worthless drivel, for that's my lot in life. However, you need to get that point across to ROBUX! I assume you have studied his cost analysis equations -LOL
Speaking of worthless drivel dept:
Dingbat,
That was one hell of an excellent first post. Good description of the fictictious events that you made up for our entertainment, it was almost as if stuff like that really happens. If it did, the establishment you wrote about should soon be overrun with WSG readers.
Cruiser,
You can now apply for a handle change to AMPCruiser -LOL
Happy Holidays to all.
LoveLOS
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I never was too fuckin' good at math so I keep it simple...the girls get dollar for every cock stroke when I'm doin' them and that's what they get paid. Thank God I can count, huh? But then again, maybe that's why some of 'em are pissed when I only give 'em three bucks!
Never make the mistake of trying to mathematically analyze fucking. It's a waste of time and grey matter. Besides, one man's tramp is another man's girlfriend! Your job in life Robucks is simply to skewer to your heart's content until you die. He who dies with a hard on wins.
You boys gonna be ready for a Block trip in January?
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An Open Admission of Temptation!
Gentlemen: I am weak, and a worm among men. I normally post in the NC/VA/SC regions. I was in Dc for a couple of days and took advantage of your great posts to scope out a trip to Downtown and CPHC. I saw Mimi at Downtown, and Yung at CPHC.
At Downtown, I put 5 jacksons neatly stacked on the table after coming back from the TS/sauna (I won't go into the details, but both were wonderful). Because a fan was blowing, I weighted them down with the box of tissues. You could tell there was money there, but not easily how much. Mimi never asked, never checked, never looked at the money, or anything while I was there.
At CPHC, Yung simply asked when we got back to the room, "You want everything?" I never had a chance to get Andrew and his brothers out.
So here you may sense my TEMPTATION: What would have prevented me in either case from shorting the girl on the expected amount? Apart from never being allowed in again, that is. What if I was a real jerk and decided to get a "free" one since I am not normally in DC, it wouldn't hurt ME that much to not be allowed back.
I didn't give in to that temptation, because I didn't want to ruin it for you regulars, but I was very surprised at the non-pushy attitude. Pleasantly surprised, but still surprised. When there were AMP's in Greensboro, I assure you nothing happened unless and until there was the showing of funds, and the ever-present attempt to up the amount.
You guys have it better than you know!
Ok. Off to serve my country on special assignment in a secure and undisclosed location. Hopefully I will be back to write you all again.
Mark
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Well Markie Mark,
That's why I always advise the local brethren to stick with DC amps, they are reliable.
As far as consequences of stiffing the girl and getting a free fuck, you ever meet a Sumo wrestler up close and personal? Trust me you would have before you made it to the door. Although you don't see the presence of anybody except the girls and mamasan, there is always sufficient ass kicking power just behind the curtain ready to deal with an unruly or overzealous customer, or, in your hypothetical case, a weasel. As in most establishments that deal in illegal trade in human flesh pleasures such as strip joints with back rooms or plain old whorehouses, the penalties for fucking around with these people is generally swift and severe. I would highly recommend that you never try anything like that not only here in our fine nations capital, but anyplace else for that matter, not if you value your current face.
Besides, think of it this way, these girls are human beings, providing you with an hour of soft relaxing treatment...why would you want to rip them off anyway? They have kids and homes etc just like you do...would you like it if one of your customers used you and then ripped you off?
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I wouldn't WANT, to do something so weaselly . . . but the temptation was real. I din't give in to the temptation, because I did not want to. Consider it a realization of the potential for really bad behavior.
But I figured that an open admission of the temptation would be "therapeutic" and keep me from ever acting on the idea.
Ok. I'm gone now. Ship out at O Dark Thirty. I'll bethinking of you guys safe back here.
Mark
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Well guys, we're coming towards the close of yet another year of fun and games. A great deal of the posts here revolve around detailed exploits of individual trips to AMPs and that's good because it's nice to know which places guys like and which girls guys like, but the truth of the matter is all DC AMP's are pretty much alike and run according to a pretty much accepted and known formula as far as the prices and the services. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them once in awhile.
The same can be said for SW's although the posts on that seems a bit dry lately and again, the DC SW scene is pretty much set as far as where to find them and what time they come out as well as the mixture and dress you can expect and the prices and services. It really doesn't vary much. Again, sometimes I enjoy the diversion.
Stripclubs? Total waste of time discussing DC stripclubs as far as I am concerned.
That leaves escorts, which is DC area is incredibly varied as far as prices, performance, and service goes. Yet, I see so very few posts on that subject. Here we have a great escort scene in DC with both local as well as visiting talent and both independent as well as agency sources for incall and outcall and yet we barely seem to touch on this subject. Now, I can't be the only guy reading WSG DC posts who strongly prefers or at least enjoys escorts. I happen to think you get the best value for the money in terms of looks available, time spent, performance received and attitude. Again IMHO, OK?
I think many if not all of us have spent time perusing the ads on Eros, DC-Exotics, Cityvebe, etc etc sites looking and drooling over the pics of so many hot girls, but wondering which ads are real and which are rip offs. I know I do. Ihave developed a pretty good feel for which is which and have a pretty good rip off radar, but there are many times I wish I had first hand info from a fellow monger. Now I have also been to many of the so called review sites and have participated in some and find that number one, I have a distinct dislike for paying for that information and I also figured out that an awful lot of those glowing reviews were placed by shils, ie. they are phony.
There are lots of really great escort girls available and I have used many and I know lots of you have used many. I would like to hear from those of you who have been both ripped off as well as very satisfied with the results, both independent and agency.
I can tell you for instance as we all should know by now that PussyKatz in Virginia is a rip off outfit, no matter how many times they change their phone numbers and no matter how many ads they have trying to disguise who they really are. The pics they use are easily recognizable. The same is true for the "College girls" near the Washington Cathedral, they are all rip offs places.
By contrast, BelledeJour agency based in Florida that has traveling escorts are extremely reliable with girls that are beautiful and really perform, I have seen several of them and have never been disapointed. Independents: Erika, Samantha, Alisha, Maries Park Ave are all quality and no rip offs. There are lots and lots more.
I think that we are not giving info out that LE will use against these girls by expressing our opinions of them being the real deal as long as we are talking about girls and agencies that are out there anyway and advertise online or in the CityPaper or where ever an as far as reporting with diligence and a vengence the rip off artists, we are certainly not aiding LE and are doing a "public service" If each of us offerred up his basic info, I know there are guys who post here who are real good at taking that info and making it into a presentable and useful format for us that I will bet would be happy to do it and then post it. Besides, if nothing else, you will get a few good leads and a few good warnings.
Sorry this post is so long but this is what I would like to see
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Well, who says the SW scene in DC is dead?
Yesterday afternoon, about 5 PM, I decided to zip through the 11th St / M-N-O area quickly, not with any real hope, but because Little Bysshe insisted I try.
Saw someone walking along that at first appeared to be a young girl, early teens... but she gave me The Look. I had no intention of actually picking her up, I swear, but I did circle around in order to confirm (or refute) the idea that some thirteen year old was blatantly working.
On closer look, she was waiflike, but by no means a teen. So I did pick her up. "Mercedes." Mixed race, light skinned, and not too sure about the body because she kept her puffy Michelin-Man style blue coat on. But her face, up close, was mid to late twenties, some beginnings of crows feet, etc. I tell you guys, though, she's so short and skinny that from ten feet away she really does look like a kid.
Parking a few blocks away, I can tell you that her familiarity with BBBJ also belied any lingering impression of tender years. She was quite good, although I should have explicitly specificed that she was to catch; I considerately warned her as I was getting ready to blast, and she switched to a handjob with no tissue... leaving me with a bit of a mess. Good thing the wife wasn't home when I got home.
It was .40 in advance, and I would have duked her ten but for the abortive CIM.
Still, I'd call her again. And I can. She has a cell phone, although right this second it's apparently in the possession of the DC police; she was arrested and got out of lockup without her personal effects. But by Monday, she assures me she'll have it back.
Bysshe
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Byshe
Great post but your performance contained a fatal error...you warned her!?!? What is that all about? While I understand your use of the word "considerate" IMHO Fuck that! I NEVER warn them and simply blow my load right into their mouth. In fact I usually sense it coming and try to stay a little more still so they don't sense it coming until it's far too late. That and a hand applying gentle pressure to the back of their head ensures a mouthful for them. Get with the program!
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Byshe,
Nice post.
I'm glad to hear some folks are still hittin the streets and finding a few. I'm not all that into the AMP scene, and welcome hearing about folks finding providers street wide. I know it not like the hay day it was with the increased LE presence, but I had some of the best pick up's on DC streets - 11th 13th, M, L, N etc...
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In my experience, in all cities there is some SW action and the amount might ebb and flow a bit, but it usually remains somewhat constant because that's how these girls make their living simple as that. Just because LE cracks down a little to make a show for the public, especially at election times or after some bad press on how lame they are doesn't mean these girls are suddenly flippin' burgers and MickeyDee's! They simple move to other areas of the city for a while.
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This post is so over due, I have 2 more backlogged, but as I’m sure LOS can attest to, good fiction can take a little time.
About 3 weeks ago ventured to IHC (1818 NY) and I took the luck of the draw and drew Mimi(And what luck it was). Mimi looks like she has a little Japanese in her. Very pretty with medium length black hair, a great body with nice C’s, and a trim (not bald) kitty. She took me to the room and I handed over the standard house fee and as my usual routine at IHC, I gave her the normal 5 J donation for her tuition.
Table shower was a bit above normal. Soaped up wit a body scrubber and then a soapy rundown with her hands. All very attentive with all the proper attention to the naught bits and pieces. After the shower and back at the room, she finished drying me off and invited me to lie down while she left to get ready. I told her I would just sit on the edge of the table and wait. When she returned she brought me a glass of ice water and while I sipped it she when to the foot of the table (just out of view) and got naked.
I set the cup glass down just as she walked around the edge of the table to stand beside me. Then when I took a good look at all of her, I just though “Wow!” Then she asks me what I had said and I realized I had said it out loud. I repeated my “Wow”, she smiled and came to stand in front of me, pushed my legs apart and steeped up between them, putting her hands on my shoulders rubbing my thighs with her thighs. I cupped her breast and stared to played with her nipples and kissed her neck. We spent a few minutes in a mutual manual and oral exploration of each other.
Then Mimi gives me a hug and then pulled the towel from around me crotch, pulled my ass forward so I was perched on the edge of the table and dropped to her knees. She manually applied the cover, cupped my jewels in the palm of her hands and swallowed Mr. Happy, to the hilt. This stared the second best CBJ’s I have ever had in an AMP. All I could do was moan and tell her how good it felt.
After about 5 minutes, Mimi stood and I told her to get up and I got off the table. I then told her to get on the table and lay down. I climbed up with her, got between her legs and dove in for some great DATY. She seemed to enjoy it a lot as she would grind the kitty into my face and help me hit the spots she liked the most. I was down there between 5 and 10 minutes when I came up for air and flex my jaw. As soon as I did, Mimi spun half way around so she was lying across the table and started the best CBJ I have ever had in an AMP. She really went to it hard and with some passion. It was all I could do to not pop off then.
Finally I stopped her, spun her around and took the plunge. Mimi just wrapped her arms and legs around me and stared to grind back into me. . This gal has some extraordinary muscular control, believe me! Unfortunately, that second BJ got me so headed up, and Mimi was sooooo tight and wet, it only took about 4 min to finish.
Mimi has been at IHC for about 2 months and has about 1 more to go. I highly recommend her but as always, YMMV. Treat her right, she will do the same.
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I agree with Trashman 100%. I am ready to "graduate" from our AMPs, reliable though they may be, and move on to escorts. Any and all reports, reviews, advice are welcomed. BUT let's NOT start a debate about escort vs. AMP
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MightySpear - Great post on the downtown rules and DC AMPs in general. Couldn't have done better myself.
Trashman - Nice to see you posting regularly again, and back in action, you're still the man!
To all who have been dis'n my girl Jackie at downtown - What the F--- is your problem? I just had my third visit with her yesterday and it was no less than fantastic. Are we talking about the same girl? Jackie, 5'8", about 130lbs, 28YO, bleached hair, enhanced tits? Given her shower skills aren't the best, she gives a nice hard massage, excellent body rub and CBJ. She's one of the few there that seems to enjoy letting me play with her pussy, and DATY to my heart's content. Finished with some hard banging in mish. There's times when GFE is nice, but when you just want to bang the shit out of a sexy korean, Jackie fills the bill.
XSailor
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Late post, but I was in Downtown a couple of weeks ago, and busy as usual. I tried to remember some of the mentioned names to ask for, however, mamasan said that they were all not available. I asked if I could see the line up, and she said the same, they were all busy. My first visit, so I wasn't going to push the issue...although I know all too well the routine. She sent in Ivy and said to give her a try, you'll like her. I don't remember her being mentioned on this board and thought I would give her a try. Glad that I did.
The place was really busy, the door bell was ringing like every 5-10 minutes. Both showers were busy at the time, so Ivy asked me to undress and lay down the table for a massage first and then shower when one would free up. I laid down and she started to pour a lot of baby oil all over my body to begin an extremely wet massage, this was pretty erotic and certainly an extra treat. I laid there to take in the moment. The shower would free up 5 minutes later and we proceeded to the shower. Her showering skills were rather laxed. Very routine and very little attention paid to the important areas (bad news, I thoutht). We went back to the room and I climbed back on the table. She resumed with the massage (no oil this time). After about 5 minutes, the massage started to get softer, with more attention to deriere. Some satisfied noises and moaning by me helped her focus. She then sat back and undressed. Gorgous full B cups. All natural too! She then proceeded with licking all over from the back, down to the legs, stopping with a lot of focus on the deriere. Even ventured to the groin. Very erotic I must add. After awhile, asked her to lay on her stomach and proceeded with my own licking, sucking, and then some DATY. Guys, let me just say this is my first DATY experience at an AMP as I've always been nervous at STDs, but while down there licking and sucking, it was way too clean and smelled too good to pass up. Even did some rimming on her...she loved that!! After a good session of DATY, she turned over for some 69, she was great in her oral. I later found out that she has a tongue ring, which certainly added to the pleasure. The session didn't last much longer as I couldn't hold it back anymore and finished up with mish.
All in all, I'd rate Ivy as:
Looks - 7
Body - 7 (a bit too muscular in the legs...like a soccer player)
Attitude - 9
Service - 9 (not taking the shower into account)
Would definitely see her again.
PS: she had indicated that she had only been there for two weeks and was new when I saw her.
YMMV, but post your experience anyway!!
BTW: currious to hear you hard time mongers take on diseases being passes from DATY. Great experience and I would love to do it again, but still a bit hestitant due to the unknown.
Amp_Man
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Went to Downtown yesterday and had Mimi. She was wonderful! The best ride i ever had i think! Started with a soapy bath with lot of attention to the ass and hydrolic. Afteward soft massage and great licking all over. I could not hold it anymore so came before i could get in. So i asked her for a second round which she agree. Man she has a great body. Tipped her an additional $20. and left happy. Will return if i can find the cash.
Dick
