Muni. An in depth review of my first visit to Happiness
Muni.
Part One.
Hey guys,
A. K. Here - 55 year old long time divorced, single male from Maui. Recent lurker. First time report. This is a provider and AMP report from last night Thursday, September 24th, 2015. This first report is for Happiness Spa. I went a second round an hour later at Kison Massage. I'll post the Kison report there so that the info gets into the right thread. I apologize for the length of this post, but hopefully you find it entertaining and informative.
Moderator, if anything in this report is inappropriate, feel free to edit. I totally understand.
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First off, I want to say thank you to the very active Honolulu AMP threads. It made researching my choices a lot of fun, and just really cool and exciting. It made looking forward to me adventuring in the world of Honolulu AMPs much more certain I knew for the most part what I was getting into. Thanks a bunch to you guys that post here. Fucking awesome.
Not a novice to service providers, but prior to last night believe it or not I had not been with a woman of any kind (including providers) for FIVE YEARS! (Age 50 to 55). That's my longest dry spell ever. There comes a time when a man needs a woman's touch and last night was that time.
I never had a problem bedding women when I was younger. I'm a little shy of the 100 partner mark, all time, since the first one at 18. So have incredible memories and don't have any regrets or wishes for "more". A bit out to pasture nowadays. About 20 of those 100 were p2 p. Not hugely experienced in the provider area, but not a complete noob either. Some of those 20 or so provider experiences were with escorts and a couple were even strippers out of Femme Nu that wanted to play after work. One was p2 p one was not, though she had been tipped out by me all evening prior before deciding to come over to my hotel after work. You are going to pay one way or the other! As the saying goes, "There is nothing more expensive than free pussy. " So if you ever wondered if you can play with strippers well, yeah. If they like you.
As some of you older players know, something happens when you turn 50 - you guys know what I'm talking about. Damn, how did I just become invisible to hot girls and women? Lose some hair, gain a few pounds and suddenly there is no more action. Not to mention the drama, and expense. So providers it is. And what a time we live in if the current Honolulu AMP scene is any indication.
So after a few enjoyable nights of anticipatory research here in the forum, I decided Muni sounded like a good match for me. Monday I called and made a 5:30 PM appointment for yesterday, Thursday, Sept. 24th. I'the also considered the new girl Snow, as well as Nani, and maybe Tiana, as well as girls at Rejuve and Kison, but ultimately decided on Muni because some of you thought she was a more mature provider, and she seemed pretty consistent, so there was a good chance I wouldn't get her on an off night (everybody has them even me.) Word was that Muni what also fine with DFK. DFK is important to me and I was / am really craving intimacy with a woman, and to me (and most women), DFK is surprisingly intimate. I was craving it as much (maybe even more than?) FS. I know it's a real gift and love the trend where this has become more available. This used to be mostly taboo from a provider. That's where they drew the line. What a time to be alive. Haha.
So let's cut to the chase. After a stressful but productive meeting that lasted all day (the main purpose of my trip to O'ahu), I arrived at Happiness at 5:25 PM. I just told the taxi driver to "Take me to Palama Market on Makaloa" then walked across the street. Happiness is tucked in the you-shaped building directly across from Palama Market across Makaloa. Second floor. You'll see the sign. Brought Godiva chocolates since it was my first visit. I thought that would be a nice gesture and help break the ice. That fell flat. Didn't get the desired response. Maybe all you guys are doing this so it has lost its novelty. Ha-ha. First mistake, I gave it to Mama, not Muni. What was I thinking? Well, I wasn't. Jr. Was doing the thinking for me at this point and he gets confused sometimes, poor fella.
Rang the bell, it now says "press hard" because apparently it's a bit faulty as mentioned in previous threads. You can hear it ring if you press it hard enough. Was let in by mama It was not Happy because Happy is apparently a looker, but this mama was pleasant enough. Curly hair maybe? Definitely 50's in age. Place had a neutral smell and looked clean. Gave up $50 house fee. Shown into a room. Standard size for a massage room. Like the room mirrors. They cover three of four walls and are tinted so they enhance skin tone etc. Standard pink lighting that AMPs seem to like. It adds a surreal -unreal aspect to the room and girl. I know this is pretty standard in AMPs. I've seen it before I'm just not a fan. Bed was extra firm. Nice rooms. A chair, nightstand, and the good sized bed like an oversize single. These beds seem custom built. Very firm. They do not move around. They are really "built"- so it's a solid platform for activities. Floor was wood laminate with throw rugs. The chair can be useful as a prop for you creative guys who have more in your repertoire than bed play.
Waited maybe 3 minutes and Muni came in.
[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] This woman is probably late 20's, could easily pass for early 20's, and absolutely tops out age-wise (even if I've completely misjudged) at 32-33-34. This woman is flawless and her breasts and ass are perfection. I would say that there is a 90% chance that her boobs are 100% natural. Asians in general are gifted in the breast department. It's really not hard to find Asian girls with perfect, firm, natural perky breasts. Muni's feel perfect, look perfect, and for those of you that don't know cup-size those, my friends, are quintessential big see's. Perfect generous see's with just a 'tiny bit' of hang and sway (like natural boobs are supposed to have). I've seen a lot of breasts and these are some of the nicest I have ever seen, touched, licked and sucked on. They don't have that ridiculous firm bolt-on look. They are extraordinarily natural feeling. A perfect blend of firm and soft. If they are not natural, who cares at this point? [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] For the record, I'll state. Looks real, feel real, probably are real. There is absolufu* lutely no sag, stretch marks, blemishes or imperfections anywhere on this drop-dead gorgeous, humble, sensitive, beautiful, surprisingly submissive and gentle woman. Flawless skin.
You notice I call Muni a woman? Some chicks are girls some chicks are women. This is a woman. Muni has a perfect body but carries herself with humility. There is no swagger or ego. Face is the round Asian-style with typical Korean features. Sort of a Geisha or very high quality courtesan feel to this woman. She's a pleaser. She has what I would call a soft energy. Nothing hard about her. I think someone else mentioned this too. She probably can play "the raunchy porn star" when required, but the quiet, soft nature is closer to the real spirit of this woman. She is the essence of femininity. And her energy is so soft that you might confuse that with maturity.
I actually had to ratchet down my energy to meet this tranquil thing because I was pretty charged up, and even a bit nervous, given the long dry spell. Maybe she has high energy days. This was not one of them and that was okay with me. We talked a little bit, I told her I hadn't been with a woman for five years (I don't think she believed me) - she kept saying, Yeah sure more like five hours. " teasing me playfully. Lots of eye contact. I asked her to stand up and turn around for me, (then she playfully asked me to do the same for her). She did her turn. Ass is a 10. Give her anything less (and you are entitled to your opinion), but I'the consider you "nucking futs. " That ass is a 10. I also saw it out in the hall in natural light. It's a woman's ass, yes. Not a girl's ass. Not a spinner's ass. But it's a flawless woman's ass. The kind of ass you'the like to wake up to every fucking morning making you breakfast naked in the kitchen and you will never ever get tired of looking at it. It's a dream ass. I picked Muni because she isn't a spinner. Not a bony chick. Firm everywhere. This girl works out, or it's just youth and amazing genetics. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] She's not ripped muscular but there is muscle (and plenty of it) under the hood. This is a firm body with a lovely sweet layer of femininity over it. Probably 110-115 - 5'3". Had no problem taking me at 7. 5 length and 6 inch girth. Perfectly proportionate in every regard. Just a total package. Beautiful tan. Medium dark, responsive, pretty nipples. You know how some nipples are just kinda sexy but ugly? Not these. These are "pretty" nipples. Pencil-eraser type. Not a big pencil eraser. Actually just slightly larger than a real #2 Ticonderoga pencil eraser (in width, girth, and length). Small to medium areolas that are wrinkled up and aroused most of the time. The only time her nipples weren't erect was when she first walked in. These are very tasty nipples. Very suckable, very playable, very responsive.
Off to the TS. I was leery about the TS. I've had them before, but they bleed off a lot of your time without getting into the hardcore action, but because I was only on a day trip to O'ahu and didn't have a hotel room to freshen up in, I had already decided before going in to allow this to happen. It was a nice shower. The nuru was okay, but as I suspected, the TS was not the high light for me and bamm - 5 minutes of getting to know you and 15 minutes in the TS and a full third of my hour is gone. You see what I mean? Would avoid personally in the future arrive freshly showered. TS action included washing all the important parts (yeah, felt nice, but wasn't a particular turn on for me it's always felt kind of clinical and creepy-morgue like to me, but that's just me.) I was already pretty clean. I had trimmed nails, groomed, scrubbed and groomed some more, prior to arriving on O'ahu. Some BBBJ on the table, nipple rub before the flip, but really wanted pussy rub (sometimes called outercourse), however provider was not freshly waxed or shaved with a day or two of stubble on the nani. (She knew it and was self-conscious about it remember, this is a human being.) Pussy rub with stubble doesn't really work. This is the problem with shaved pussy. It's high maintenance. I ask to go back to the room.
Back to the room. A good long standing naked DFK which was a highlight for me and one of the reasons I picked Muni. Really nice sensuous DFK with b2 b hugging and touching. I led the way. I don't like the tonsil-licking style and she was responsive to my lead. Sensual and playful soft tongue DFK. She seemed appreciative not having a tongue shoved down her throat. Guys, when you kiss a girl properly, it goes right to her pussy. It's like an electric wire right to the hot zone. A woman shared that with me. That's why women like to kiss. It turns them on. Literally makes them wet.[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Laid her down gently. Started kissing and licking her body. All the erogenous zones. Face, neck, mouth, inner biceps, inner wrists (know your less common erogenous zones! All across the lower tummy, up and down the inner thighs, That ass. Everything except her pussy. Worshipping her body. Loving her body. Then, teasing French kisses to her pussy. More sighs. Into a modified 68 showing her a new position she hadn't seen before she confided later that she "learned something new. " Onto BBBJ with prostate massage. She didn't need much prompting. I'm not big into ass play but can appreciate a good prostate massage and was in the mood. She volunteered that she likes to do that then clarified "giving not receiving. Hehe. " Evolved into 69 BBBJ-DATY with her on top. Some light DT. Oh, Jr. , why do you let me down when I need you most? That divine pussy. Opened her up with my tongue. Nice and wet already. Another highlight for me was licking and sucking this woman's incredibly attractive nani. (I asked permission,[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Nice outer lips. Not too big, not too small. A perfect flower. My god, this girl has got a beautiful nani. Again, this provider has been blessed with great genetics. Some things you can't hand make. One gentle FIV. Again, I asked permission. I don't think I could have got two in and I didn't try. Hey. I have my finger in a beautiful woman's punani. I'm a happy man. I'm not greedy. She's tiny feeling. Tight, even on the one finger. Naturally wet. Light, sweet natural scent. Responsive to the DATY, but I have no illusions about her cumming and she's not faking it, which I appreciate.
[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] So I am totally lost in the woman's beautiful pussy for I don't know how long. The knock came. It's not a soft knock. It's hard enough to take you out of your trance. It made Muni jump too. Mama. We know it's coming. You don't need to scare the shit out of us with it. We were in the zone. Wow. I said, "What is that forty-five minutes?" Muni laughed, said, "fifty". Shit. Still haven't done the FS deed. Pressure is on and I already know I'm not going to be able to cum. I don't perform well under pressure. The hard knock didn't help. Covers don't help. Drinks I had earlier don't help. Cover goes on applied by mouth. Always a neat trick. Various positions. Standing DS with her leaning over the bed. ACG. Deck Chair variations. Forgot to do Spoon position which probably would have made me cum. I should have just slow fucked and edged for an hour side-by-side with long slow strokes, staring into each other's eyes, and DFK but, ah. Retrospect. Live and learn. Live to fight another day. Another hard knock at 55 minutes. Fuck. Damn. Mama is definitely clock watching. I'm not getting the relaxed clock times regulars get, that's for sure. Ask Muni if she has another date or wants to go another hour. She says softly and diplomatically, "Just try to finish".
Didn't pop. Hot towel. Dress. She keeps gently asking me, "Are you okay?" Are you okay? (Worried I'll complain or give a bad review.) I say, "It's not you It's me. " I try to reassure her. Too much pressure and not enough time. (Guys, book two hours with this woman. She's worth it.) This is a "make -love to-type" of woman if you are into that sort of thing and aren't always into a raunchy fuck. Last, I ask her if my breath is okay because, if you can't ask your provider for input, who can you ask. Without hesitation, she says that my breath is absolutely fine. She asks about hers, suddenly concerned (see how sensitive this woman is?) I say yes, no problem. (There really was no problem). Her emotions seem a mixture of disappointment and shame. I was pissed a little. At myself. Not her and I communicated that to her, but of course it's a swirl of emotions. She dresses me socks everything. She stares at my feet after she had put on my sock for a long moment and strokes my foot and as look back on this, I'm wondering what she's thinking, because she is clearly thinking something but in the swirl of things I didn't ask her. "This is what I always imagined my husband's feet would look like and here they are." Okay, snap out of your fantasy, A. K. Honolulu providers have done this dressing ritual for me before it's a sweet touch. Just not the sock and foot moment. Hmmm. Good byes, lack-luster good-bye kisses. She seems a little sad. I know she's disappointed and thinks I'm mad at her. I'm not. But yeah, bottom line, I didn't cum. Out the door. Catch a cab to Kisson. I need to pop. See the Kisson thread for my Kisson report which is Part Two of this report. Now I just want a nasty, raunchy fuck. Got the intimacy with Muni. Like a girlfriend. Now I need a good, sweaty, hard-working fuck. I'm complicated like that.
To sum up:
Muni.
Looks: 9 - 10.
Attitude: 10+ GFE.
Service: 8. - 8. 5 (Probably better on repeat, as previously mentioned by myself and others. Muni needs to get to know you I think. This is a sensitive woman. Others have mentioned this. This is not a one and done.).
If I had to critique, I'the say she was having an off-day or maybe was a bit tired but I still got alot of value out of the encounter. It's amazing the poise and grace these women maintain. Have some empathy for what these girls do for us. Small demerits for light stubble, a bit low energy, and especially, rushed by the house and the hard knock (sounded like a fucking LEO knocking), which had nothing to do with Muni. Also Happy wasn't there, so I'm confident it might have been handled differently if she had been, from what I've heard. I called today and spoke with Happy, and asked her to thank Muni for the lovely time I spent with her yesterday. I didn't mention any of the other stuff. Happy asked for a review and I told her I had already written it but the site was down so couldn't post it yet. They'll catch up with the input and minor critiques then. That wasn't why I called. Muni is a delightful, lovely woman and I wanted her boss to hear that confirmed.
In her defense, it was our first time. I had a couple of drinks after work (whiskey dick?) plus pressure from the long dry spell and a tough day. I'the also taken a tranquilizer in the morning to take the edge off. I was higher energy than her and took me a while to adjust. I'm a bit over weight (I've recently lost 20 lbs but still have 20 lbs to go.) If you don't think the provider feeling attraction for you isn't, at least part of the equation, in a high quality session, you are naοve. Wanted to make love to her and you can't do that in an hour (unless I'the just slow fucked her for the whole hour which I should have hindsight is 20-20.) Should have booked two hours. Book two with her if you are the make love type not the raunchy fuck type. At least until you get to know her, or depending on your approach to an individual session. We did not get sweaty, but that was largely my lead.
By the way, it's pronounced, "Moonie. " Remember she is giving you the greatest gift a woman can give a man. These women deserve to be successful. They are the only ones giving us what we want without all the bullshit these days. Be grateful. Say thank you. YMMV. Always be cool. Thank you, Happiness (fix that knock. Heheh), and thank you, Muni. You are truly appreciated.
Standard rates 50+150.
If Part Two isn't up on the Kison thread yet check back. Should have it up in 24 hrs.
Cheers,
A. K.
Maui.
Rachel in the land of Happiness
I've been a bad boy. Two women in one day. Life is hard being a single guy in Honolulu. After an amazing session with Shella this morning at Emerald, I found myself feeling so horny back at home, I immediately went back to my bucket list. With all of the fine talent coming into Honolulu, especially at Happiness and Rejuve, it's almost impossible for me to keep up with all of the outstanding GFE's available. I feel like a pokemon obsessed kid, "I got to catch them all. ".
Today, I saw Rachel. With so many glowing reports in both the old Empire thread and now the Happiness thread, from mongers I trust like Squirtluva, SirRegal, Mondo, Blake, etc. , I had to finally see this gem. Everything reported is accurate. She is an adorable little Chinese girl, maybe 5'1", with a tight spinner body, a cute bubble butt, and wonderful happy facial expressions like an anime character. As soon as Happy introduced me to her, Rachel came right up with a big smile, put her arms all the way around me and pulled me close for a kiss. No hesitation, full DFK. I had my peppermint Altoid on the tip of my tongue and it almost ended up in her mouth from the opening kiss LOL.
Rachel's table shower has been described in full detail by many others, I don't have a great deal to add. It lived up to the hype. She used my body like a teenager uses a slip and slide on a hot summer. Her ass and pussy were everywhere on my body. On the flip, I had to restrain myself to keep from pulling her onto my face to DATY her soapy pussy. She really is a delight.
Back in the room, I was already impressed, so I wanted to see just what she had in store for me. I laid down and waited just a moment for her to grab her things. She came back and started with a stimulating combination of backlicking and kissing, starting at my ankles and working all the way up to my shoulders, taking time intermittently to rub her breasts all over my butt and back. Then she turned around and used her ass to give me a full body massage, another great body to body experience. Then she went back down south and had me spread my legs. Whoa, this girl can rim. She tossed my salad the way I eventually did to her in return. That was intense. On the flip she came in for playful DFK, then put one of her nipples in my mouth, before working her tongue down my abdomen towards the promised land. She gave me a very wet BBBJ with BLS, I could feel her saliva dripping down my shaft, over my balls, and down my thighs. Outstanding. Eventually, she shifted and brought her tight little ass around for 69. I thoroughly enjoyed dining on her clean pussy and loving the view of her smooth starfish just inches away from my face.
Eventually, she changed positions and grabbed the condom. However, I wanted my turn to worship her body. I politely held up a hand, asking her to wait a moment. I slid off the bed and picked up her heels, asking if she would put them back on for me. She smiled, "oh I see. " Commence body worship. I licked her everywhere, between her thighs, the small of her back, across her shoulder blades, back down between her legs again. I had her bend over the bed while I gently began to kiss and tongue her sweet peach from behind. Then I moved up to give a tender open mouth kiss to her puckered asshole. She shivered and said "oooo it feels good!" From there I had her lay down and joked with her, "Okay, Rachel, now its your turn!" I rubbed my chest all over her body, kissed the backs of her knees, put her legs together and ran my tongue down the middle before I dove in for DATY and DATO. The rest is a blur.
Menu: Amazing body to body table shower, DFK from the word go, mutual full body licking and kissing, Rimming, DATY, DATO, BBBJ w / tons of saliva and BLS, and finally CFS to a satisfying finish. After the deed we cuddled until time was up. Great girl. As others have noted, she conducts herself like a little Geisha, undressing and dressing me, and insisting on drying me off after the table shower.
After the session, I was about to leave when Happy intercepted me. She was so cordial and urged me to stay to have a bite to eat. What a treat. This is the first time I've been invited to have something to eat and the food was exceptional. I now understand why all the regulars rave about it. Kimchee, Korean porridge with rice and chicken, a mushroom and braised chicken dish, Korean pears, tender spinach, and more than I can't even name. If I ate at Happiness everyday I would end up so fat haha!