Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2104398]I have the links with Brazil Michelle's world class Latina ass in them, along with her sexy Latina friend Mia, who recently received a very, very heavy and "potent" dose of high octane "Jag Seed".

I have review her previously. Gently and with proper Forum decorum, I would suggest that you CAREFULLY read the Forum. I reviewed Michelle last September I believe. I have seen her several times over the past few years. Her face is stunningly gorgeous and her lips (both sets) are BBBJ and GFE friendly.

Put her name in the search box on USASG and her reviews should populate. Read my review (s) of her and if you have subsequent questions, I will be more than happy to assist you.

That is of course after you pass "The Jag's" Hobbyist Background Check. I do this to "weed" put Lt. Mike's "donut toting" crime fighters, that surreptitiously infiltrate the Board in search of data, to be used to put Orlando's dangerous and violent criminals, otherwise known as "providers", behind bars.

No fingerprints, NCIC, FCIC or, III are necessary. The Jag has his own methods "vetting" a newbie.

Welcome to the Board and you better star posting some reviews, "post haste". If not, you're going to piss off a lot of brothers on here. Understood?

Now, get out there, get some pussy AND report back to the Board.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.

[QUOTE=BigDaveHere1;2106507]Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/intoicating-hott-italian-playmate-38/4332528[/URL].[/QUOTE]Maya is out for who; e month of June.

Thanks for the guidance. That's what this forum is for. You and Don answered the question and solved my prob for the next pass through Otown. Good stuff.

[QUOTE=SexXes;2106548]1821 has a cute girl working counter but usually an older lady gives a massage. Not much luck at that place.

Lucky Dragon is hit or miss, Lavender is the place to go at 1809 E. Colonial.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cduceil;2106655]I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.[/QUOTE]Cduceil -- I imagine after reading Jags reviews and seeing the ads you are all fired up. Don't get me wrong. Love the hobby and love Brother Jags reviews. If we could all be as good a wordsmith as he is, we would all be professional writers. With that said and as I am sure you know the way to maximize your happiness in this hobby involves managing your expectations (i.e. set them low and jump right over). As we always say, YMMV. Same with some of these ads and photos of girls in ads. I love me some Michelle photos. I have actually been with girls who look like those photos. I also Love Michelle. Great gal wonderful personality, great rub experience, plays a mean organ and all the guys like her. Lets just say she does not exactly look like the photos (slightly larger currently). She has a great ass. Especially if you like big booty. I just want to make sure you aren't expecting Sophia Vegara. Go forth and conquer, but manage your expectations and you will have an even better time. Thats my two cents worth -- enjoy -Dog.

For rent sign up at Natural Therapies. House on corner of Mills and a side street. Didn't see it reported and I hope I saved someone a drive. Never a great time there but rarely had a bad one.

Now for some help. Hoping this rings a bell as I'd love to see her again if she's still working.

Therapist a few years ago who posted ads on CL or BP for massage with a twist. Massage was done in costume (flight attendant, secretary) and other times she offered massage and dinner. Took her up for the costume once and it was great. Anyone remember her? White American, brunette maybe in her early 30's.

Brother LD17 (and anyone else who wants to "pontificate").

This sure looks like Heidi to me, though it is a bit difficult to tell in this pic. But, you can tell that the woman is very tall. I am 5-9 and Heidi was easily 5-10 when I saw her. Based upon the height of the massage table (standard table height is what, 3' high?) and drawing an imaginary line over to the woman's knee, (parallax view, notwithstanding) it looks like the woman is close to 6' tall.

Why did Mamasan Julie post this photo? Heidi is absolutely gorgeous. WTF? What the fuck is Heidi doing in this photo? Is she adjusting the curtains? Looking for Jimmy Hoffa's remains? WTFF?

Dog, (and thank you for your kind words in the post below. I appreciate it very much. You're still The Jag's idol!) maybe you can call IHOP and ask Julie to post a more flattering photo of Heidi. She certainly deserves a better photo than that. I am not saying it is a bad photo at all (Heidi is beautiful at ALL viewable angles), just that Julie could have posted a more, "telegenic" photo, if you will. IMHO.

And have you checked out the new girl, Jessica?

Barolo? ColumbianCoco? Montana77? TPhresh? Anyone?

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6381223&image=10386869[/URL]

Classic post from one of the Masters of the Game.

Montana.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2107046]Cduceil -- I imagine after reading Jags reviews and seeing the ads you are all fired up. Don't get me wrong. Love the hobby and love Brother Jags reviews. If we could all be as good a wordsmith as he is, we would all be professional writers. With that said and as I am sure you know the way to maximize your happiness in this hobby involves managing your expectations (i.e. set them low and jump right over). As we always say, YMMV. Same with some of these ads and photos of girls in ads. I love me some Michelle photos. I have actually been with girls who look like those photos. I also Love Michelle. Great gal wonderful personality, great rub experience, plays a mean organ and all the guys like her. Lets just say she does not exactly look like the photos (slightly larger currently). She has a great ass. Especially if you like big booty. I just want to make sure you aren't expecting Sophia Vegara. Go forth and conquer, but manage your expectations and you will have an even better time. Thats my two cents worth -- enjoy -Dog.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cduceil;2106655]I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.[/QUOTE]I am beholden to the Board to fuck providers and post reviews of my experiences. At my age, I sometimes have to make a tough decision between a big fat juicy Porterhouse Steak at Morton's, or, a nice big fat (in a ball draining way of course) ass like Brazil Michelle. It's a tough decision, indeed, but, hey, someone has to make that call. LOL.

And never forget that YMMV AT ALL TIMES and with ALL providers. Like brother LDog17 said, (I think it was brother Dog), if you fail, don't blame the car (provider), blame the driver (you, LOL).

Now, go see Michelle (Mia, too) and report back. Oh, and if you happen to have some extra Jag Coin, make a sharp left, walk down the hall and visit "CandyLand" and lovely Latina, Joan.

Again, welcome to the Board, Cduceil.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=BigDaveHere1;2106507]Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/intoicating-hott-italian-playmate-38/4332528[/URL].[/QUOTE]LOL.another one bites the dust! That bag has been around for ages.

Stopped by this evening, haven't been here in a few months due to the barber shop next door being always busy even after hours with lurkers out front. Yet I noticed the shop was closed as I drove by, so made the you-turn and glad I did. Didn't catch the name of the masseuse, average build and looks for 30's AMP woman, I recognized the other girls but she was newer and I happened to pull her.

Massage was thorough compared to any I have received in the past year or more perhaps. The quality is the main reason I'm posting this, yet it is somewhat futile without the name of the girl, my apologies. Standard fare for the hour and tip, the massage actually lasted for an hour then the ending longer, so overall great experience at this Casselberry location. Another monger arrived and pulled whom I believe maybe the mama-san, small and thin gal that's always there, so hopefully the parlor sticks around with the help of this board. Only regret for the night is I didn't plan my timing to make it back to the Chipotle in WSprings before they locked the doors. That massage hit me so well I had a craving for it, ahh.

So based on JaguarXF reviews and recommendations, I decided to go see Jackie. She has a place off of Semoran near the airport. I got to her place and she led me to the massage room. Told me to get comfortable, while she did the same. I was only there for 30 min, but it was a heavenly 30. She is gorgeous. Her body is world class. She gave me a wonderful b2 be rub with an explosive finish. Although the menu was not wide open I was able to caress her sexy womanly assets. All in all, had a great time. I will be going back to see if she becomes more comfortable on future visits. She has ads on BP all the time.

Have fun guys-Scruffy.

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

[QUOTE=Envelope57;2107569]I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.[/QUOTE]Same experience I had with her. I was allowed topless but nothing else. Hadn't repeated with her since.

[QUOTE=Envelope57;2107569]I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.[/QUOTE]Are standard fare for AMP. I don't EVER recall making an AMP appointment but you should call IHOP and make an appointment with Heidi. This SM and consensus of this board is that she is worth it!

If you had first hand knowledge about Andrea, why didn't you report it at some time? Could have saved me the coin. I searched the forum and found nothing reported on her. I would not even laugh at a "newbie" for toftt!

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2107198]LOL.another one bites the dust! That bag has been around for ages.[/QUOTE]