TJ Thursday night was packed!
I had money and time to burn so decided to make the drive to the border as I had a need for some chicas, good adobada tacos, and overall adult entertainment. I made it to the parking lot and paid $8 for 8 hours behind the Jack in the box. I walked to the border and handed the immigration officer my passport card and he asked where I was going and I stated a restaurant, but he kept pressing and I said HK. I guess that immediately flags you to get the 6 month visa for $30. I waited in the room with supposedly other mongers looking to have fun. I paid my $30 and verified with the immigration officer it is good for 6 months and he said yes. I proceeded to the taxi stalls and saw numerous signs for the Zona shuttle. I kept walking to a little shack where a guy said the shuttle should arrive in a few minutes. This shuttle ride would be a first for me having been to the Zona for over a decade, but didn't feel like giving up $6 for a short ride. We got to HK and they said I needed to wear a mask to enter. This concept is strange as I walked in no one was wearing a mask and I promptly took mine off.
I walked around, felt up every chicas boobs and butt which include my tip. I was the guy with the smile from ear to ear. It is truly an adult Disneyland. The club expanded to triple the size since Chavelas is connected and they expanded the small stage which is called Miami something. It was weird as Chavelas had more hotties, but the music sucked. The club felt more airy and less BO compared to HK, but I love the music selection they were playing which was 90's hip hop and techno. I went down with $400 in my wallet for food, chicas, and tips. I probably felt up groped almost every chica in the club. One kept sticking her tongue out and telling me to f her repeatedly during her dances so I took her up on the offer.
She wanted $100, but agreed on $80. We went upstairs and HK has a new thing for $30 (not sure if mandatory) where you get a drink and so does the lady. I think it sucks and would prefer only paying $20, but hey business must have been slow. We got up to the room and Calypso tells me she is from MX city. She has man mades and a nice rear. She says she likes Asian men and kept complimenting me on my body. We got down to business, but she had a funky smell and we should have showered before the session. I am sensitive to smells, so junior went a little limp and she was also loose like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I was hitting it in doggy and she kept looking back sticking her tongue out. I want to take it out, pull the condom off and put it in her mouth, but decided against it since she gave a CGJ which was also annoying. I eventually finished and we went our separate ways. She wanted to share Instagram profile, but I told her I don't have an account. She said she is going to Sinaloa and then to Vegas with her friend.
After all the fun, I was starving and headed to the taco stand on the corner for some adobada tacos. I had to repeatedly tell the guys asking for money no, but the tacos were delicious ($3. 5 for 3). It was still too early and I still had money left in my wallet. I decided to walk around and see if any street girls would catch my eye, but a mesero from Chicago club took me to a foam stage in the club. I was the only guy sitting around the stage and the showgirl caught my interest. She let me feel her up with the shaving cream all over her. I ordered a Fresca and it was $3 and gave the mesero $4 for the drink and tip to come to the club. Eventually a heavier set lady sat down and started talking to the show girl. Apparently she needed a condom for her dildo. The heavier set lady put the condom on the dildo and lubed it up. She handed it to me and I slowly slide it into its home. The showgirl was giving a dildo show and sadly I was the only one near the stage to enjoy it. The heavier set lady kept making these arm expressions like an explosion and I just laughed. While I was drinking my Fresca, I felt an explosion of liquid hit me from head to toe. I thought a sprinkler must have gone off, but it was the show girl squirting across the stage. She continued to pump and squirt on the stage. The DJ must have seen the incident and announced it to the whole club. All eyes were on the show girl and me covered in juices. First time for everything and always assumed it was pee, but it didn't smell thankfully or I'd be pissed, no pun intended.
I asked her how much for upstairs, but she doesn't speak English so she broke out her phone and translator app. She said $80 and she needed to collect her money and weed. I waited and she returned nude and we walked to the front of the club for the robe. I tipped robe man $1 and went upstairs to the hotel. The hotel costs $16 for the hhr and the guy was trying to give me a blue pill, but I politely declined. The room was basic, but the AC was blasting cold air. We both took a shower together and I was so horny that we were soaping each other up and sliding on each other. She gave me a BBBJ and we made it to the bed where she continued with her magic. From trying to work with our limited English and Spanish skills, she is from Sonora and used to work in a beauty salon. The session ran long and the midget cleaning guy knocked on the door, but we were taking another shower to cleanup. I tipped him $1 and we went our separate ways. The cab to the border was $5 and back in the USA In no time. It took me longer to drive round trip, than my time in TJ to feel up every chica, shag 2 chicas, and eat 3 adobada tacos. This trip was much needed as an escape from reality of the numerous obligations that need to be fulfilled in the USA Rat race. Hopefully one day I can monger most of the day all over the world. So many beautiful women of all shapes and sizes in every country. Have fun and stay safe!
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[QUOTE=YoDaddy1;5414176]Whats up guys I'm going to be heading to tj for the first time in 2 weeks can you guys give me any advice? Going to be parking my car in the us side and walking over.[/QUOTE]I am planning to head down on the last weekend of July. Advice is also appreciated, is there a preferred parking location for overnight at the US side? I wish my scheduled worked out better so I could take advantage of the lesser crowds and significant VIP discounts at HK during weekdays.