Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4713808]After seeing your report I headed up to Kenosha. I enjoyed an after shut down session. Nobody came by. I told her about the shutdown, she was not aware![/QUOTE]I think they were aware, but playing dumb. I had called earlier to see if they were open. They actually called me back to ask when I was coming, I told them I could be there by 4:30 and they said to come in. I did and had a nice massage from Eva or Ava. Good massage, sometimes very soft but really hard in all the right places, and also teased in all the right places. Flip and then no rush and def not mechanical. Standard finish done well, went nice and slow when I asked. Nice body as well with plenty of roaming. I'm not sure if more was available, I didn't push it since this was my first time there since the changeover.

10/10, will nut again.

[QUOTE=Newb10;4715276]I think they were aware, but playing dumb. I had called earlier to see if they were open. They actually called me back to ask when I was coming, I told them I could be there by 4:30 and they said to come in. I did and had a nice massage from Eva or Ava. Good massage, sometimes very soft but really hard in all the right places, and also teased in all the right places. Flip and then no rush and def not mechanical. Standard finish done well, went nice and slow when I asked. Nice body as well with plenty of roaming. I'm not sure if more was available, I didn't push it since this was my first time there since the changeover.

10/10, will nut again.[/QUOTE]You went to Pink? Surprised you didn't see Sasa. Do you think it was Sasa and she just changed her name to Eva or Ava? Did you get the impression somebody else was there and Ava was the backup? Inquiring minds would like to know!

When you're ready I can direct you to a good place who's going to fly under the radar for now.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4716211]You went to Pink? Surprised you didn't see Sasa. Do you think it was Sasa and she just changed her name to Eva or Ava? Did you get the impression somebody else was there and Ava was the backup? Inquiring minds would like to know!

When you're ready I can direct you to a good place who's going to fly under the radar for now.[/QUOTE]YEah, it was Pink. It's the first time I've been there since the bust, so I don't know who Sasa is. Eva was the normal indeterminate age between probably 30-45. Short, nice firm, thicc ass, and some good size breasts.

I'd be happy to hear about other leads, thanks!

[QUOTE=Newb10;4717602]YEah, it was Pink. It's the first time I've been there since the bust, so I don't know who Sasa is. Eva was the normal indeterminate age between probably 30-45. Short, nice firm, thicc ass, and some good size breasts.

I'd be happy to hear about other leads, thanks![/QUOTE]It probably wasn't Sasa then. She wears those spandex outfits. She's a little overweight but because of that it makes her ass look good. Not one of those skinny little Asian asses.

Anyhow, I hope my advice got you in the right direction.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4716211]When you're ready I can direct you to a good place who's going to fly under the radar for now.[/QUOTE]Now, I understand I have zero posts (mostly because I'm a fucking idiot and didn't know how to fully register my account until recently) and you can't just trust anyone, so I will give you some feedback from my visits quick, hoping you will consider it. I'm just trying to stay low-key, but I will share this in the forums if I need to in order to gain trust.

Sunflower was my first well over a year ago. Got table shower and a massage from a really hot chick who used her mouth during flip, but I never found her again.

Went to BZ once way back then as well, and was greeted by a girl in a pink anime maid outfit, but when I tried to explain a "full massage" (I was a newbie still) they seemed very turned off so I left.

A year ago, Shanghai was weird because there was no ceiling and I had to be silent when someone else came in, but it was decent.

I like the massage at Lili, but she talks a lot.

Pink has been pretty great the few times I went in the past six months. Saw Sasa (young, giggly, always smiling) the first time, but when I saw "Sasa" a few weeks ago, it was someone older and entirely different, but great massage and great tease.

I used to love seeing Cindy at A1, but then they got shutdown. Not long after, they actually reopened with a new manager (who told me Cindy moved to a spa in Milwaukee,) but they never announced it, so I would see everyone in the forums unsure about them for months and months, but because I'm a dumdum and kept missing the register link on the front page of this site, I couldn't post to tell anyone. RubMaps never updated it to Open, but it's still the same phone number.

Only tried one in Oak Creek (Asian Touch) and it was a really old woman that gave a terrible massage and tried to do most of the finish by "milking me" (LOL) without a hole in the table. Not very comfortable.

Alrighty, that's "all" I've got, haha, but please let me know.

Thanks dude.

(you will notice I sent you this as a PM, but then decided I should share here anyways).

Oh and hi there everybody.

[QUOTE=LukeSky737;4726665]Now, I understand I have zero posts (mostly because I'm a fucking idiot and didn't know how to fully register my account until recently) and you can't just trust anyone, so I will give you some feedback from my visits quick, hoping you will consider it. I'm just trying to stay low-key, but I will share this in the forums if I need to in order to gain trust.

Sunflower was my first well over a year ago. Got table shower and a massage from a really hot chick who used her mouth during flip, but I never found her again.

Went to BZ once way back then as well, and was greeted by a girl in a pink anime maid outfit, but when I tried to explain a "full massage" (I was a newbie still) they seemed very turned off so I left.

A year ago, Shanghai was weird because there was no ceiling and I had to be silent when someone else came in, but it was decent.

I like the massage at Lili, but she talks a lot.

Pink has been pretty great the few times I went in the past six months. Saw Sasa (young, giggly, always smiling) the first time, but when I saw "Sasa" a few weeks ago, it was someone older and entirely different, but great massage and great tease.

I used to love seeing Cindy at A1, but then they got shutdown. Not long after, they actually reopened with a new manager (who told me Cindy moved to a spa in Milwaukee,) but they never announced it, so I would see everyone in the forums unsure about them for months and months, but because I'm a dumdum and kept missing the register link on the front page of this site, I couldn't post to tell anyone. RubMaps never updated it to Open, but it's still the same phone number.

Only tried one in Oak Creek (Asian Touch) and it was a really old woman that gave a terrible massage and tried to do most of the finish by "milking me" (LOL) without a hole in the table. Not very comfortable.

Alrighty, that's "all" I've got, haha, but please let me know.

Thanks dude.

(you will notice I sent you this as a PM, but then decided I should share here anyways).

Oh and hi there everybody.[/QUOTE]Most of the information can be found by taking some time and reading back a few months. But everyone has to start somewhere / sometime. I expect you will have ample opportunities to contribute in the future as this COVID-19 shit will pass. Welcome!

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;4726963]Most of the information can be found by taking some time and reading back a few months. But everyone has to start somewhere / sometime. I expect you will have ample opportunities to contribute in the future as this COVID-19 shit will pass. Welcome![/QUOTE]Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe some of these guys will join the rest of us and take the load off. Hell, I feel guilty when I don't post at least once a week! BTW, all is well and a proprietor of the UTR thanked me in a most wonderful way!

I'll pm You!

That's fair. Unfortunately. I disagree with you guys that all of the information could be found by combing these forums (no one ever mentioned A1 actually being open the past several months,) but whatever, I get the caution. I was actually able to get a UTR yesterday, but it was a pretty shitty massage from a source that I didn't expect it to be shitty. TBH what I've always wanted for the past almost two years since I started the hobby is a good nuru / shower massage, but I also haven't exactly put a ton of effort into looking.

As for names, I never really bother unless it's really good, and then it ends up being a name we already know anyways. Also, when going to a new place, I would typically only ask for names that other people have suggested, and as you know, they will pretty much always tell you "yes" for any name you ask about, so unless it's outstanding and she's unknown, I don't bother. For example, when I started going back to A1 when they secretly reopened, I did ask her name, but she said "I'm always here," trying to be careful. The last time I saw her, she told me they had put bars in the other room so she could do walking massages, but I didn't make it back to them before they shutdown for Covid-19. The ONLY time I was ever told that the person wasn't there, was when I asked about Cindy after A1 reopened. When I went there for my massage anyways, she explained that Cindy was in Milwaukee now. Lili is always the same person. Pink said Sasa was there, but it was someone else entirely. First time I went to Lili, Main, Shanghai, Burlington: all of course they are going to say yes. So that's why I don't ask names.

Yeah I mean, I could give feedback on the escorts I've seen, but I didn't because it was the massage parlor forum. For example, in the Milwaukee Escort thread, people were asking around about the girl who says "show dick" from Milwaukee, with one guy actually going there, seeing darkness and colored lights and leaving LOL, but I've actually seen her twice in the past (once when I was starting out, once more recently.) Back then I didn't know how everything goes (and I actually found her through PoF back in 2018 LMAO) so I actually sent one to her haha. She's just weird and pushy, and at one point in the past started sending me texts every once in a while to bring her money for a visit; I dunno about now, but I'm pretty sure she was becoming an alcoholic at the time. Her CBJ is pretty amazing actually, and she likes greek.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;4726963]Most of the information can be found by taking some time and reading back a few months. But everyone has to start somewhere / sometime. I expect you will have ample opportunities to contribute in the future as this COVID-19 shit will pass. Welcome![/QUOTE]My 2nd post is in the process of being reviewed so I can't edit it, but I started by saying "I disagree with you saying all of the info."

I apologize, as you specifically said most of the information can be found, and I would have to agree with that.

[QUOTE=LukeSky737;4726665]Now, I understand I have zero posts (mostly because I'm a fucking idiot and didn't know how to fully register my account until recently) and you can't just trust anyone, so I will give you some feedback from my visits quick, hoping you will consider it. I'm just trying to stay low-key, but I will share this in the forums if I need to in order to gain trust.

Alrighty, that's "all" I've got, haha, but please let me know.

Thanks dude.
Oh and hi there everybody.[/QUOTE]Welcome to these forums! Yes, you are a day late and a dollar short. Been lurking too long and missed the bus.

It's never too late but at least you finally took the time to register.

I have taken advantage of the UTR. Service has been good.

[QUOTE=LukeSky737;4726665]Now, I understand I have zero posts (mostly because I'm a fucking idiot and didn't know how to fully register my account until recently) and you can't just trust anyone, so I will give you some feedback from my visits quick, hoping you will consider it. I'm just trying to stay low-key, but I will share this in the forums if I need to in order to gain trust.

Sunflower was my first well over a year ago. Got table shower and a massage from a really hot chick who used her mouth during flip, but I never found her again.

Went to BZ once way back then as well, and was greeted by a girl in a pink anime maid outfit, but when I tried to explain a "full massage" (I was a newbie still) they seemed very turned off so I left.

A year ago, Shanghai was weird because there was no ceiling and I had to be silent when someone else came in, but it was decent.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your post and reviews. Probably could have broken them up into separate reports, so it would be much less confusing to ask you questions or compare notes about one of the places you went to.

Maybe since I like the Asian granny's, I actually kind of liked Asian Touch near Milwaukee, I repeated a few times. That's Linda. I like that they have heated tables in winter. Her massage is just-ok. But not terrible. Better to make an appointment, than walk in at that joint.

I once had a really, really, REALLY young cute one at that place. Like I didn't even know if she was even 21. Problem was, it was the worst and wimpiest massage I've ever gotten. Like zero pressure. But also zero sensuality. Plus she stayed very far out of range, gave zero teasing, and nothing available after the flip. I'm sure she had exactly zero massage training. So strangely, I avoid the younger one there.

The 2 different Sasha's thing at Pink has me a little perplexed. The real Sasha is actually in her 50's but it took me a lot of time and digging to find that out. Smiles a lot, giggles, usually friendly. Short, moderately cute depending on your taste, a little plump. She has gotten considerably heavier and looks older since when she first started there a year or two ago. Maybe you saw the real Sasha both times.

I never did partake of the Sunflower table shower. Looked, didn't seem very clean, and it's reported to be about as warm as Lake Michigan in the winter. I wonder if you had Yuyu, she was more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but was so manic she was a little hard to take after awhile.

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;4727757]Welcome to these forums! Yes, you are a day late and a dollar short. Been lurking too long and missed the bus.

It's never too late but at least you finally took the time to register.

I have taken advantage of the UTR. Service has been good.[/QUOTE]Gee, thanks for being productive and stating the obvious. Really helpful and improved the mood. Is that how you got your post count so high?

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;4727863]The 2 different Sasha's thing at Pink has me a little perplexed. The real Sasha is actually in her 50's but it took me a lot of time and digging to find that out. Smiles a lot, giggles, usually friendly. Short, moderately cute depending on your taste, a little plump. She has gotten considerably heavier and looks older since when she first started there a year or two ago. Maybe you saw the real Sasha both times.[/QUOTE]See, that's the thing- they said yes both times. If I'm going by your description, then I saw the real one more recently (and she's good,) but then that means I saw someone else there over the winter. She looked like she was in her mid to late 20's, smiled and giggled a lot. Great massage, lots of teasing and not mechanical at all.

Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers extended the state's "Safer at Home" order from April 24 to May 26 on Thursday, in an effort to continue fighting the novel coronavirus (COVID-19). Arguably, AMPs are essential businesses at least to all the mongers sitting home with blue balls. Wonder how many will be left in Kenosha when this is over?

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;4748625]Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers extended the state's "Safer at Home" order from April 24 to May 26 on Thursday, in an effort to continue fighting the novel coronavirus (COVID-19). Arguably, AMPs are essential businesses at least to all the mongers sitting home with blue balls. Wonder how many will be left in Kenosha when this is over?[/QUOTE]TE doesn't have balls so he wouldn't understand. Wonder how many got the small bus loans to pay employees.

Going UTR, they are appreciative, stay invisible! Even if some disappear, more will be back. Some new some re-treads. It is up to you guys!

Since this is my first post, I'll share the best experience I've had since discovering this world. I recommend checking out IL forums for X. I saw Sophia and let me say, it doesn't matter who you draw, they're all lookers. Costs a little more then all the basic parlours I've been to here in WI. If I remember correctly 30 min 16 $ that includes the house fee. Currently they're closed due to the shutdown.