Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bigfella97]I'm serious. She looked the typical cute/sexy Asian chick. Shoulder length curly hair. Plaid skirt. White shirt tied in the front and open about 1/3 of the way down. No body hair, no hand issues, no adams apple, she even had the same pubic bone (no jokes please) as every other woman. Tits were fake, but if every asian that had fake tits used to me a dude, I'm in trouble. I really don't think she used to be a dude. I just think there was something wrong with her snatch.

I had a friend who used to manage a stip club. One of her girls used to be a dude. Everyone knew it, and it was kinda like going to look at the bearded lady or two headed snake at the fair. That snatch looked manufactured. You could tell it wasn't OEM.

Great. Now I have to go take another shower.

Big[/QUOTE]
She could have had surgery or a hysterectomy

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]She could have had surgery or a hysterectomy[/QUOTE]



A hysterectomy involves tying of the fallopian tubes and I think removal of the uterus. It does not have anything to do with the vagina itself. My guess is that she was originally a hermaphrodite. He/she had surgery to remove the penis ( ouch ! ) and then some poorly skilled doctor reconstructed her love canal.

[QUOTE=Bigfella97]I'm serious. She looked the typical cute/sexy Asian chick. Shoulder length curly hair. Plaid skirt. White shirt tied in the front and open about 1/3 of the way down. No body hair, no hand issues, no adams apple, she even had the same pubic bone (no jokes please) as every other woman. Tits were fake, but if every asian that had fake tits used to me a dude, I'm in trouble. I really don't think she used to be a dude. I just think there was something wrong with her snatch.

I had a friend who used to manage a stip club. One of her girls used to be a dude. Everyone knew it, and it was kinda like going to look at the bearded lady or two headed snake at the fair. That snatch looked manufactured. You could tell it wasn't OEM.

Great. Now I have to go take another shower.

Big[/QUOTE]
So you are the person responsible for the water shortage in the area. At least you keep the rest of us from draining the water supply.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]A hysterectomy involves tying of the fallopian tubes and I think removal of the uterus. It does not have anything to do with the vagina itself. My guess is that she was originally a hermaphrodite. He/she had surgery to remove the penis ( ouch ! ) and then some poorly skilled doctor reconstructed her love canal.[/QUOTE]

you would think she/he/it would have chosen some other line of work.. ickkkkk, I think I need to go take a shower now and it's too late for a table shower with any of the local AMPs so I need to do the honors myself. :(

I think I'll go try it out at Magic. :)

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]I think I'll go try it out at Magic. :)[/QUOTE]

And also update us on the current line up there. I haven't been to Magic for over 6 months. Thanks

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]And also update us on the current line up there. I haven't been to Magic for over 6 months. Thanks[/QUOTE]I've seen Nana and Candy in the last week.

First yes I have read the posts and have for a few years now. I have only a couple of posts here but I have many posts on ISG. I am new to this sport in the USA. I have have been playing in the over seas leagues for many years. I am trying to find a new game in or around Pasco / Hernando County. I need a place I can play 1-2 times a week that can meet all my needs. PM me if that is better. Thank you....and I am looking forward to being a regular player and providing details that will help the league along the way.

Went to Magic spa for the first time and thought I would give it a try. Little nervous with the parking lot facing the street. After going into the room, a girl named Candy entered. Very nice looking. After getting cleaned up with a shower, went back to room for the massage. She started with walking on my back and legs, then went for massaging shoulders and lower back. After that, did the flip or a light massage on shoulders and chest. I "fell" asleep and started dreaming of fighting over agreements with my business clients about upsales charges. No full charges were billed to my account, but after meeting half way on charges, I woke up to a happy ending to my dream. My score card of the day:

Location---3
Looks---8
Massage of back and shoulders---5 (could of spent some more time besides walking on my back)
Quality of dream---8
Price---4 (after .8 for building charge, it was another .8 for time spent for a total 1.6.)

[QUOTE=Traveler04]First yes I have read the posts and have for a few years now. I have only a couple of posts here but I have many posts on ISG. I am new to this sport in the USA. I have have been playing in the over seas leagues for many years. I am trying to find a new game in or around Pasco / Hernando County. I need a place I can play 1-2 times a week that can meet all my needs. PM me if that is better. Thank you....and I am looking forward to being a regular player and providing details that will help the league along the way.[/QUOTE]

Unless you find a reliable escort (they come and go) Pasco/Hernando are pretty dead with the exception of some street action along 19 and an occasional find at one of the strip clubs. Since you posted on the MP board I am assuming you are interested in massage or baody rub. Go to the St Pete Board and look up the following AMP's (in no particular order other than alphabetical) Aloha, Body Temple, OK Spa, Pinetree and Spring Spa. If you are interested in body rub and not massagee also look up reviews for Asian Relaxation Spa and Final Touch/Tropical Gardens (American girls) which are relaxation spas. RTFF and you will find some information to get you started.
Let us know how you make out.

[QUOTE=Zooman]Went to Magic spa for the first time and thought I would give it a try. Little nervous with the parking lot facing the street. After going into the room, a girl named Candy entered. Very nice looking. After getting cleaned up with a shower, went back to room for the massage. She started with walking on my back and legs, then went for massaging shoulders and lower back. After that, did the flip or a light massage on shoulders and chest. I "fell" asleep and started dreaming of fighting over agreements with my business clients about upsales charges. No full charges were billed to my account, but after meeting half way on charges, I woke up to a happy ending to my dream. My score card of the day:

Location---3
Looks---8
Massage of back and shoulders---5 (could of spent some more time besides walking on my back)
Quality of dream---8
Price---4 (after .8 for building charge, it was another .8 for time spent for a total 1.6.)[/QUOTE]

why not park down the street and walk up or go after sun down. Personally I could care less and I drive p to any AMP like I own it, but I understand you may have an embarrassing situation if you meet your boss there. Then again, maybe not - it might be a male bonding experience. Hahaha!

[QUOTE=Troop]I've seen Nana and Candy in the last week.[/QUOTE]

Height/weight/hair length/boob size - that sort of thing and a rating for skills.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Height/weight/hair length/boob size. That sort of thing and a rating for skills.

Thanks[/QUOTE] Idid not go into any detail because BigFella just went through this a few days ago. Rather than go over the same stuff already reported, I will just say I disagree with BF re: Nanas snatch. After the table shower and so so massage, the negotiations went smoothly. Here I would like to stop and thank the members of this board. It was my first trip to a Spa and it was made easy because I knew what to expect because of the fine members here. Now, Nanas snatch felt just fine to me. My problem is with rubbers. So after twenty min of diff positions. She yanked the rubber and finished me with a HJ. I would do her again. Candy has a little nicer body. She wanted more than I wanted to spend that day so she took me to a happy ending with a HJ and a finger so far up my ass, she could pick my nose. NANA 80 130 FS CANDY 80 60 hjfua

MAGIC was cool, clean and comfortable. Management was plesent and the girls were pretty, friendly and had nice bodies. Mid 20s, clean and smelled good. Both Nana and Candy were playful and wanted me to be happy. Each girl let me roam all over. Nana rubbed her kitty all over my backside during massage. I liked that. Candy used a towel until I reached back and got rid of it, only to find she was wearing pantys. Both were naked after the flip. I enjoyed every part of both visits and I will go again. For one thing, I want get fs from Candy.

[QUOTE=Troop]Idid not go into any detail because BigFella just went through this a few days ago. Rather than go over the same stuff already reported, I will just say I disagree with BF re: Nanas snatch. After the table shower and so so massage, the negotiations went smoothly. Here I would like to stop and thank the members of this board. It was my first trip to a Spa and it was made easy because I knew what to expect because of the fine members here. Now, Nanas snatch felt just fine to me. My problem is with rubbers. So after twenty min of diff positions. She yanked the rubber and finished me with a HJ. I would do her again. Candy has a little nicer body. She wanted more than I wanted to spend that day so she took me to a happy ending with a HJ and a finger so far up my ass, she could pick my nose. NANA 80 130 FS CANDY 80 60 hjfua[/QUOTE]

It sounds like we all want some Candy
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