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[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2026706]Hilarious, indeed Bertil. And you are 100 per cent correct, sir.

I posted a comment about a well known provider (though I did not mention her by name to protect her privacy) approximately two months ago regarding the same aforementioned issue. I was having a threesome with her and another provider and as I bent this gal over to fuck her K-9, an malodorous stench emanated from her "split" that nearly knocked me unconscious. I kid you not gentlemen. The pungent "calculus", if you will, that contaminated the air around her "split" and soared towards my nostrils was something that the CDC in Atlanta would have "quarantined" and labeled as a "bio-hazard". The gag-reflex inducing smell was so bad, that it seared my nostrils. The stench remained in my nostrils for about two days thereafter. I never saw that provider again.

Providers, refer to my PSA from two months ago if you need some guidance with this subject.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Brother Jag,

A PSA from VS.

All smells are particulate so if you smelled it for 2 days that means putrified particulate was attached to the inner surfaces of your nasal cavities. There is a solution, all pharmacies sell "Saline Nasal spray" One brand is called "Ocean" squeeze 2 x in each nostril, make sure you blow it out and do not draw it back through into your throat in an attempt to expectorate it, in other words, spit it out.

P.S.—It's cheaper by the case. LOL.

Your bro-VS, BTW what was her name again?

Dreamt that I was TOFTT and visited Nicole. Safe incall location in quiet neighborhood. Was invited into the house by a good looking mature petite blonde and after initial greeting was led to a bedroom where the fun begain. This included CBJ, DATY, Doggie, MISH, RCG, 69, and a few more acronyms. Nice well proportioned figure, tight shaved vag, some tats. Very willing to please and be accomodating. Everything covered. Would repeat.

SM's can pm me for additional details if needed.

Q.

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Ever had one of those days when you're heading down obt and you spot a spinner walking where you barely ever see a SW, if at all? I know, that's a dumb question to ask. From a distance, she looks really good almost like a TGTBT type.. You turn around to get a better look and she still looks really good and then you ask yourself, Why is this pretty looking thing out here? For someone like myself, I don't play around with the SW scene, but if something is really good and catches my eye, I start to reconsider. I picked her up and geez, she immediately passed out in the passengar seat. I woke her up and she was acting crazy like she was coming on and off of a high within seconds repeatedly. I kicked her out and left. And now I discover she's on BP!! YIKES!

In a nutshell gentlemen, this is my review of her.. BAD IDEA. From the photos in that ad, I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick.

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Seen her 3 x in past two weeks. She has a few rules. No giving or receiving head so basically it's only cfs. Very good very tight. Has a bit of a submissive side and wanted me to do a few things so I guess she must've been enjoying it. The third time was traded for dinner and cashed my frequent flyer miles in. Sharing a room right now with another BP girl who I've met and could use a better personality. I'd repeat, but if you're considering PM me.

I came across her photo and the first thing I said to myself is "whoa, this looks likes some wacked out drug user" probably not much of a stretch looking at her photos but I really can't imagine anyone calling this mess but you know her phone is jingling...sad.

I used to see this redhead out of her incall house near lake underhill and goldenrod named Tiffany. She was a bigger girl, and was pregnant during a couple of our meet ups back in 2012. I haven't seen her on BP in quite a while. Anyone know who I'm talking about and whether she's still in the biz? She always made me feel right at home.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2026706]Hilarious, indeed Bertil. And you are 100 per cent correct, sir.

I posted a comment about a well known provider (though I did not mention her by name to protect her privacy) approximately two months ago regarding the same aforementioned issue. I was having a threesome with her and another provider and as I bent this gal over to fuck her K-9, an malodorous stench emanated from her "split" that nearly knocked me unconscious. I kid you not gentlemen. The pungent "calculus", if you will, that contaminated the air around her "split" and soared towards my nostrils was something that the CDC in Atlanta would have "quarantined" and labeled as a "bio-hazard". The gag-reflex inducing smell was so bad, that it seared my nostrils. The stench remained in my nostrils for about two days thereafter. I never saw that provider again.

Providers, refer to my PSA from two months ago if you need some guidance with this subject.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]CTFU. I thought I'd die reading this. Ladies.There is this stuff you can buy at any drug store, it's called Feminine Deodorant Spray. FDS, Summers Eve and other brands are available in a variety of scents. This is Florida. It gets hot here. You sweat down under just like those musty balls that visit you from time to time. But if she was that foul, she probably needs to hit the dr for an exam.

Another reason why the street game has always scared me. Most of those girls will tell you they don't hit the trail without a pack of wet wipes. Now, I'm not sure whether to vomit or just continue laughing and know that I've not ever had a complaint. : the.

Hey mongers,

I have been lurking on the site for a little while and wanted to start being more involved.

I was hoping to get a recommendation for a SP who would be the top of the class for GFE. I prefer a SP who is white and not a BBW. I don't mind a curvy girl but do not really want a BBW. Under the age of 30 would be awesome but not a deal breaker.

If I posted this in the wrong section I apologize. I looked around a the posting rules and didn't see anything related to asking for a review.

Thanks!

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Here is her ad from Jan. I thought I have seen her on BP more recent than this!

[QUOTE=Dawom;2029123]I used to see this redhead out of her incall house near lake underhill and goldenrod named Tiffany. She was a bigger girl, and was pregnant during a couple of our meet ups back in 2012. I haven't seen her on BP in quite a while. Anyone know who I'm talking about and whether she's still in the biz? She always made me feel right at home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2027479]Brother Jag,

A PSA from VS.

All smells are particulate so if you smelled it for 2 days that means putrified particulate was attached to the inner surfaces of your nasal cavities. There is a solution, all pharmacies sell "Saline Nasal spray" One brand is called "Ocean" squeeze 2 x in each nostril, make sure you blow it out and do not draw it back through into your throat in an attempt to expectorate it, in other words, spit it out.

P.S.—It's cheaper by the case. LOL.

Your bro-VS, BTW what was her name again?[/QUOTE]LOL, Indeed. If you read my original post on this issue I believe I provided a Gray's Anatomy (Wikipedia) photo of the nasal passages. LOL. Yes, Saline Nasal spray, (available in bulk order through CVS pharmacy) will generally cure the "malodorous" remnants of a "stinky" Vag. As I alluded to in my post, which you referenced, I did not mention the providers name, out of respect for her privacy. If I recall, I did receive a few PM's about her after my original post. Again, this provider is off the charts hot and her menu is WIDE OPEN. We finished the threesome with me filling her warm, soft and tender co-ed mouth, face and tits with my potent Jag jizz. In spite of the Vag issue, it was one of the hottest threesomes I have ever had.

Maybe she was having a "bad Vag day", if there is such a thing.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2029140]CTFU. I thought I'd die reading this. Ladies.There is this stuff you can buy at any drug store, it's called Feminine Deodorant Spray. FDS, Summers Eve and other brands are available in a variety of scents. This is Florida. It gets hot here. You sweat down under just like those musty balls that visit you from time to time. But if she was that foul, she probably needs to hit the dr for an exam.

Another reason why the street game has always scared me. Most of those girls will tell you they don't hit the trail without a pack of wet wipes. Now, I'm not sure whether to vomit or just continue laughing and know that I've not ever had a complaint. : the.[/QUOTE]CTFU? What does that mean? Thank you JustJenna, sweetie. Thank you for your input on this matter.

"To be clear" and elucidating, all gals have a certain "scent", if you will (or, even if you won't). While I have had the pleasure of experiences hundreds of Vag's' in my hobbying experiences, I know that sometimes a Vag or two does carry a particular "marker", if you will, that indicates that that Vag needs some restorative measures.

FYI, the gal I am referring was and still is a well known provider / Rub gal. She was / is not a SW. She formerly worked at a well known Rub establishment. I had seen her before on a one on one basis and never had a problem. Again, she could have been having a "bad Vag day". It happens I guess.

JaguarXF.

Any info on Teresa would be most appreciated. PM's OK. I'm mostly in Sarasota or Louisville, KY so unable to offer any help in the Orlando area but happy to help in other areas mentioned.

Thanks.

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Cracking The Fuck Up is my supposition.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2029429]CTFU? What does that mean? Thank you JustJenna, sweetie. Thank you for your input on this matter.

"To be clear" and elucidating, all gals have a certain "scent", if you will (or, even if you won't). While I have had the pleasure of experiences hundreds of Vag's' in my hobbying experiences, I know that sometimes a Vag or two does carry a particular "marker", if you will, that indicates that that Vag needs some restorative measures.

FYI, the gal I am referring was and still is a well known provider / Rub gal. She was / is not a SW. She formerly worked at a well known Rub establishment. I had seen her before on a one on one basis and never had a problem. Again, she could have been having a "bad Vag day". It happens I guess.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Ctfu= cracking the fuck up.

Cute, but looks very legit. Let us know if you find otherwise.

[QUOTE=NakedTruth;2029593]Any info on Teresa would be most appreciated. PM's OK. I'm mostly in Sarasota or Louisville, KY so unable to offer any help in the Orlando area but happy to help in other areas mentioned.

Thanks.

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