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I have been lingering here for awhile and have had a few visits with the ladies of this town.

I will start off with saying it has been a bumpy road. Due to being well hung it has caused many mongering issues.

Holly.

Great first time with her BBBJ, Covered FS. Gets quite into it. Multiple pos. Great body overall was one of my best experiences. Would repeat. Price is High but great service.

Brandy.

Set up was smooth went and saw her off 28th st a few months back. Started with covered BJ, switched to MISH (maybe 5 min) tried cowgirl. Size was too much for her so she started with BJ then asked for me to finish. Paid for Hour. In and out in 20. Very bad. Would not repeat.

Ava.

Set up with Ava was great. She is a bit bigger than in pictures but overall was a great service. Talked into BBBJ, Went to MISH, Cowgirl, Doggy, prone. Seemed into it. Great conversation.

Gap tooth Niki.

Saw her once awhile back and set up was a breeze. She was very accommodating nice conversation. BBBJ covered FS. Very into it. Price was a bit steep but she was receptive and no complaints on size.

Kandi.

Don't really need to say anything here. We all know what she is.

Mariah.

Younger latino, pics are real not that enthusiastic but overall was a decent dream. BJ was probably best part. Size became an issue so finished off quick. Rates were low so probably would repeat. Nice body to her.

Mercedes.

Finally saw her one night and the BBBJ was great but not worth the $ if you ask me. I have paid more for worse experiences she just was not my cup of tea. Set up was easy and would recommend a try for anyone though.

Ecstasy (muskegon).

Was itching for a dream and went for a drive. Price was okay body a bit saggy but setup was easy and overall experience satisfied itch. Conversation was good. But would not repeat.

Barbie (Ivy).

Set up was a breeze, Upon arriving she was very hyper and seemed off. Good body though so I stayed. Good conversation but she seemed to be all over the place. CBJ, was okay got somewhat into it. Tried mish, doggy size was to much. She got off and said sorry, so she finished with BBBJ.

Torie (Body Rub).

Decent rub great conversation. Older gal pics are always her. Looks better in pics though. Strips down to panties for flip. Without ask jumps into BBBJ. No CIM. But great rub / BBBJ for price. IMO.

Hailey (Body rub).

She can be flaky and not stay to appts. Overall pics are her and she has a great body. Rub isn't really much of a rub she tends to move quick and do alot of teasing. Gets very into flip. NO FIV. She gets undressed at start. Price is high for what you get but her body makes up for it so sometimes I will indulge. Got a NURU def not worth money. As far as I can tell nothing else offered. Although she said she has a friend who can swallow me (never took up on offer).

Pacific Massage (Linda, Tammy, Heidi).

These three are older but offer great rubs and alot of teasing with good flips. If ever in the area I drop by and see one of them.

Touch of Paradise.

Have been there to just get an itch off. Talked 3 girls over the past 2 years into FS. Price was right nice body / kitty. But overall I wouldn't really recommend here. Asking for too much tip for clothing to come off.

There are several others I have seen. Didn't remember names and wasnt really worth a repeat or recommend. Again my size plays into factor and it has ruined many dates. So I am always 50/50 on going through with them. If anyone has recommendations for gals who can accommodate please DM me.

Also any questions please feel free to DM or ask.

[QUOTE=Mropr23;3214117]I have been lingering here for awhile and have had a few visits with the ladies of this town.

I will start off with saying it has been a bumpy road. Due to being well hung it has caused many mongering issues.

Holly.

Great first time with her BBBJ, Covered FS. Gets quite into it. Multiple pos. Great body overall was one of my best experiences. Would repeat. Price is High but great service.

Brandy.

Set up was smooth went and saw her off 28th st a few months back. Started with covered BJ, switched to MISH (maybe 5 min) tried cowgirl. Size was too much for her so she started with BJ then asked for me to finish. Paid for Hour. In and out in 20. Very bad. Would not repeat.

Ava.

Set up with Ava was great. She is a bit bigger than in pictures but overall was a great service. Talked into BBBJ, Went to MISH, Cowgirl, Doggy, prone. Seemed into it. Great conversation.

Gap tooth Niki.

Saw her once awhile back and set up was a breeze. She was very accommodating nice conversation. BBBJ covered FS. Very into it. Price was a bit steep but she was receptive and no complaints on size.

Kandi.

Don't really need to say anything here. We all know what she is.

Mariah.

Younger latino, pics are real not that enthusiastic but overall was a decent dream. BJ was probably best part. Size became an issue so finished off quick. Rates were low so probably would repeat. Nice body to her.

Mercedes.

Finally saw her one night and the BBBJ was great but not worth the $ if you ask me. I have paid more for worse experiences she just was not my cup of tea. Set up was easy and would recommend a try for anyone though.

Ecstasy (muskegon).

Was itching for a dream and went for a drive. Price was okay body a bit saggy but setup was easy and overall experience satisfied itch. Conversation was good. But would not repeat.

Barbie (Ivy).

Set up was a breeze, Upon arriving she was very hyper and seemed off. Good body though so I stayed. Good conversation but she seemed to be all over the place. CBJ, was okay got somewhat into it. Tried mish, doggy size was to much. She got off and said sorry, so she finished with BBBJ.

Torie (Body Rub).

Decent rub great conversation. Older gal pics are always her. Looks better in pics though. Strips down to panties for flip. Without ask jumps into BBBJ. No CIM. But great rub / BBBJ for price. IMO.

Hailey (Body rub).

She can be flaky and not stay to appts. Overall pics are her and she has a great body. Rub isn't really much of a rub she tends to move quick and do alot of teasing. Gets very into flip. NO FIV. She gets undressed at start. Price is high for what you get but her body makes up for it so sometimes I will indulge. Got a NURU def not worth money. As far as I can tell nothing else offered. Although she said she has a friend who can swallow me (never took up on offer).

Pacific Massage (Linda, Tammy, Heidi).

These three are older but offer great rubs and alot of teasing with good flips. If ever in the area I drop by and see one of them.

Touch of Paradise.

Have been there to just get an itch off. Talked 3 girls over the past 2 years into FS. Price was right nice body / kitty. But overall I wouldn't really recommend here. Asking for too much tip for clothing to come off.

There are several others I have seen. Didn't remember names and wasnt really worth a repeat or recommend. Again my size plays into factor and it has ruined many dates. So I am always 50/50 on going through with them. If anyone has recommendations for gals who can accommodate please DM me.

Also any questions please feel free to DM or ask.[/QUOTE]It is always helpful to include links unless the lady is well known (I. E. Kandi). Then again you have forced me to go to BP and who knows what I will find (LOL).

[QUOTE=Mropr23;3214053]Any info on this one? Thanks.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy/28084938[/URL][/QUOTE]Phone check shows all Grand Rapids. Now be a good little monger want to-be and do your duty! Do a toftt and report back. Curious mongers want to know!

[QUOTE=Paddy4366;3213859]I first dreamt of Jenn....In the meantime, I will be trying to scrub the word "sucker" off my forehead.[/QUOTE]I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life. But that was awesome! Sorry about your ho' man.

[QUOTE=Mropr23;3214117]I have been lingering here for awhile and have had a few visits with the ladies of this town.

I will start off with saying it has been a bumpy road. Due to being well hung it has caused many mongering issues.

Holly.

Great first time with her BBBJ, Covered FS. Gets quite into it. Multiple pos. Great body overall was one of my best experiences. Would repeat. Price is High but great service.

Brandy.

Set up was smooth went and saw her off 28th st a few months back. Started with covered BJ, switched to MISH (maybe 5 min) tried cowgirl. Size was too much for her so she started with BJ then asked for me to finish. Paid for Hour. In and out in 20. Very bad. Would not repeat.

Ava.

Set up with Ava was great. She is a bit bigger than in pictures but overall was a great service. Talked into BBBJ, Went to MISH, Cowgirl, Doggy, prone. Seemed into it. Great conversation.

Gap tooth Niki.

Saw her once awhile back and set up was a breeze. She was very accommodating nice conversation. BBBJ covered FS. Very into it. Price was a bit steep but she was receptive and no complaints on size.

Kandi.

Don't really need to say anything here. We all know what she is.

Mariah.

Younger latino, pics are real not that enthusiastic but overall was a decent dream. BJ was probably best part. Size became an issue so finished off quick. Rates were low so probably would repeat. Nice body to her.

Mercedes.

Finally saw her one night and the BBBJ was great but not worth the $ if you ask me. I have paid more for worse experiences she just was not my cup of tea. Set up was easy and would recommend a try for anyone though.

Ecstasy (muskegon).

Was itching for a dream and went for a drive. Price was okay body a bit saggy but setup was easy and overall experience satisfied itch. Conversation was good. But would not repeat.

Barbie (Ivy).

Set up was a breeze, Upon arriving she was very hyper and seemed off. Good body though so I stayed. Good conversation but she seemed to be all over the place. CBJ, was okay got somewhat into it. Tried mish, doggy size was to much. She got off and said sorry, so she finished with BBBJ.

Torie (Body Rub).

Decent rub great conversation. Older gal pics are always her. Looks better in pics though. Strips down to panties for flip. Without ask jumps into BBBJ. No CIM. But great rub / BBBJ for price. IMO.

Hailey (Body rub).

She can be flaky and not stay to appts. Overall pics are her and she has a great body. Rub isn't really much of a rub she tends to move quick and do alot of teasing. Gets very into flip. NO FIV. She gets undressed at start. Price is high for what you get but her body makes up for it so sometimes I will indulge. Got a NURU def not worth money. As far as I can tell nothing else offered. Although she said she has a friend who can swallow me (never took up on offer).

Pacific Massage (Linda, Tammy, Heidi).

These three are older but offer great rubs and alot of teasing with good flips. If ever in the area I drop by and see one of them.

Touch of Paradise.

Have been there to just get an itch off. Talked 3 girls over the past 2 years into FS. Price was right nice body / kitty. But overall I wouldn't really recommend here. Asking for too much tip for clothing to come off.

There are several others I have seen. Didn't remember names and wasnt really worth a repeat or recommend. Again my size plays into factor and it has ruined many dates. So I am always 50/50 on going through with them. If anyone has recommendations for gals who can accommodate please DM me.

Also any questions please feel free to DM or ask.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info on these wonderful ladies. Links to their ads on Backpage would be helpful if you had them. Also the seven references to your junk size may not be necessary for most.

Anybody know of any good movies (or books) 'hobby' related? Pretty Woman comes to mind; was wondering if anything more 'Backpage' movie wise??

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mropr23;3214117]I have been lingering here for awhile and have had a few visits with the ladies of this town.

I will start off with saying it has been a bumpy road. Due to being well hung it has caused many mongering issues.

Holly.

Great first time with her BBBJ, Covered FS. Gets quite into it. Multiple pos. Great body overall was one of my best experiences. Would repeat. Price is High but great service.

Also any questions please feel free to DM or ask.[/QUOTE]THIS Holly?! I thought she Never did BBBJ! [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-back-for-the-hoildays/19397224[/URL].

Who remembers her or has seen her.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tired-of-the-fake-pictures-and-being-jipped/24405066[/URL]

[QUOTE=Girls1;3214780]Anybody know of any good movies (or books) 'hobby' related? Pretty Woman comes to mind; was wondering if anything more 'Backpage' movie wise??

Thanks.[/QUOTE]There is a 1986 Indy film called "Working Girls", not to be confused with the Hollywood 88 film called "Working Girl" with Melody Griffith. The 86 film is a very honest portrayal of Prostitution back then and Kalamazoo is mentioned in it, as a nice little college town. Another exploitation style film called "*****" from 1991 and stars Theresa Russell in her prime, more of a Hollywood creation than a realistic look, both might take a bit to find though.

[QUOTE=Naughty12;3214716]I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life. But that was awesome! Sorry about your ho' man.[/QUOTE]Dude,

It's no fun. Almost all of us have been there. Don't let any of these jokers fool you, if your wallet and your feelings / pride were the only casualties, you are more fortunate than you know. Others herein (unnamed to protect their pride) lost cars, houses, jobs and livelihoods all becase the little guy fell for "their damsel in distres" du jour. You earned some of your "stripes".

I will say this. You should be a screen writer. Your yarn shall henceforth be known during this Yuletide season as "It's A Wonderful Life. For A Hobbyist".

[QUOTE=Girls1;3214780]Anybody know of any good movies (or books) 'hobby' related? Pretty Woman comes to mind; was wondering if anything more 'Backpage' movie wise??

Thanks.[/QUOTE]"Debbie does Zeeland".

Does this mean we have to worry about the state police staking out her house? Was planning on seeing her soon.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3208589]When I saw her she looked pretty ragged out, I wouldn't repeat.

I'm glad to hear she got dolled up for your car date.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]I don't do this review thing but I She just got back to town. I look only if she's not avail. She is real and doesn't do car dates. And BJ is always covered. She's clean that's why I like her. If you see her she's in a hotel and not a cheep one. Sexy as can be. Great tits. She's one of the only girls I'll call. She Was gone out if state for a few years. So I call you outright liar saying car date or bb. She's clean and nice. Looks better in person than pics. Little Nikki. That's her nickname. If you see her you won't be disappointed. She's fiesty. I'd advise not trying to offer more for bb. She's tell ya where to go. !Ooh it's tighter than a vice grip BTW.

[QUOTE=SpongeBob66;3214898]THIS Holly?! I thought she Never did BBBJ! [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-back-for-the-hoildays/19397224[/URL].[/QUOTE]Yes, her. This was many moons ago. Couple times were CBJ. But snuck a few BB in there.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3214526]It is always helpful to include links unless the lady is well known (I. E. Kandi). Then again you have forced me to go to BP and who knows what I will find (LOL).[/QUOTE]Will do. My apologies.