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I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!

After clean up, I gave her a $40 tip.

[QUOTE=AsianFever5;5952574]Just a heads up guys. They are recycling towels again. At the end of my massage, As I was dressing, all towels were re-folded and placed back on the table for the next guy. If you choose to frequent this establishment, demand fresh towels and sheets. Nasty and a lazy practice.[/QUOTE]I was going to post the same thing about Moon, was in there last week.

[QUOTE=AsianFever5;5952574]Just a heads up guys. They are recycling towels again. At the end of my massage, As I was dressing, all towels were re-folded and placed back on the table for the next guy. If you choose to frequent this establishment, demand fresh towels and sheets. Nasty and a lazy practice.[/QUOTE]So you might get a little monkeypox on your winky or something. Think about all the energy and water being saved! And with less washing the towels will last longer, even if you won't. LOL.

How about bringing your own towels? May want to wipe down the table too, so bring some antiseptic spray and wipes.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5948658]I swear to God I don't know how some of you survive in the real world. Just out of curiosity, and to see if life was really this difficult, I ventured on over to [URL]fetlife.com[/URL]. I tried to log in. Hmm, what was my nickname? Haven't been here for 6 mons how the fuck do I know? Email address was the 2nd choice which was a good thing because by gawd I remember that! Okay, password. Hmm let's try this one I use for my porn shit. Nope, wrong answer. Okay, let's try this one. Poof! I'm in, but uh-oh, they have a 2nd tier because I haven't been here in 6+ months they say. Okay send me the email to reset PW. AHH. Email says my nickname! Go back 3 pages plug that in along with the password and VOILA! I'm in for real!

Now, how would I find Jessica. Oh Look! A magnifying glass icon! I know this internet thing is brand new and all but if I was looking for something I bet if I click on that and type lilithyourdesire in that box in one big long fucking word and then hit enter or go or whatever the next button says, search maybe? Who the fuck knows crank that up and let's go to the results Johnny on the spot! BAM!! The person I was looking for came right up holy fucking shit batman! Pictures, videos, reviews, everything! Was it really that hard? If you poke around there a bit you might figure out how to send her a message. If not, we'll she probably wasn't for you anyway..[/QUOTE]This is a rather dickish way to put it, but he is right. I too realized it was a wrong name and even DMed him for the right one. Before he was able to get back to me I just looked around and boom. There she was. We even set up an appointment, but I had to cancel due to an emergency.

Overall, the hunt is part of the game. Do your research and expect to fail once or twice. It happens.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5944303]Due to scheduling / travel issues I haven't been in a while but heard they have 2 new ones starting tomorrow, Yaya and Mimi. Not sure if it's the well known Mimi or a new one.[/QUOTE]Why did you say that? I was trying to not do this for awhile, and now I have to go take a look.

[QUOTE=Davewolf;5952619]I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!.[/QUOTE]So you tipped her $40 to tickle your anus and push a finger in? Hmm, I keep trying to figure out why people keep frequenting a place that allows you to service yourself. Nothing has changed here since they opened their doors 5 years ago and nothing will ever change there. Keep reading the boards here for more useful info.

[QUOTE=Davewolf;5952619]I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!

After clean up, I gave her a $40 tip.[/QUOTE]Do you know if it's an Chinese AMP? I speak fluent Chinese and this peaks my interest. May have to give it a shot since I'll be in the region this week. Also could you send the name of the place?

[QUOTE=RufusFirefly;5950365]I went to an AMP in Tampa when I lived there. It always had very cute, small, girls thatbprovided the best FS I have had.

As mentioned earlier you can find FS AMPs in Chicago but what I have seen in reviews they are pricy. You can try Indy which would be closer. I was told the area near the airport is better.[/QUOTE]3 weeks ago. Mid late 20's pudgy and not into it. Average looks.

[QUOTE=PocketAces;5954153]Do you know if it's an Chinese AMP? I speak fluent Chinese and this peaks my interest. May have to give it a shot since I'll be in the region this week. Also could you send the name of the place?[/QUOTE]Read through these pages thoroughly before you arrive. There are much, much better options out there than this place in Alexandria.

Just as I was leaving New Concepts Massage a Warren County LEO was parked between the building and the 5/3 Bank. Warren County does not fool around they have or are still building a new jail. Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=TheLetterC;5953824]This is a rather dickish way to put it[/QUOTE]Nope, this is perfect.

The guys who come in here asking for everyone to walk them through every little step are part of the problem. If you think they're only annoying on the forums, you're a fool. They live their entire lives this way and likely are a pain in the a $$ for providers as well. On top of that, I'd venture to guess they operate with less discretion than the average monger and are much more likely to encounter or draw the attention of our uncle. Idiots are bad for business, in the monger game as well as every other aspect of life.

If you can't figure out the easy parts of this world then you don't belong in it. A little tough love is appropriate and hopefully will be a wake up call.

[QUOTE=Wardon7000;5954200]3 weeks ago. Mid late 20's pudgy and not into it. Average looks.[/QUOTE]Where Tampa, Chicago or Indy an the area you were at.

Typical fare at A-B, C-D isn't great, but available. Now there's one (a third!) - E&F I suppose. I haven't tried it yet.

When I go I'll share. You do the same!

[QUOTE=Laines;5951497]Do the services differ? I've been to "Best" but always assumed Daisy was non-erotic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Filmbyter;5956339]Typical fare at A-B, C-D isn't great, but available. Now there's one (a third!) - E&F I suppose. I haven't tried it yet.

When I go I'll share. You do the same![/QUOTE]Have you seen it? Is there a sign in the window? Can anyone chime in on this?

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5953855]So you tipped her $40 to tickle your anus and push a finger in? Hmm, I keep trying to figure out why people keep frequenting a place that allows you to service yourself. Nothing has changed here since they opened their doors 5 years ago and nothing will ever change there. Keep reading the boards here for more useful info.[/QUOTE]I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.