Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigEasy1111;6895836]Yes you can buy the condoms in bulk. You must not have a Costco or Sam's membership LOL.

No, the integrity is not going to be affected sitting on the counter maybe a few months. They would have to sit for years or you carry in you wallet for long periods for the integrity to be affected.[/QUOTE]Just to be clear, when I say the condoms are sitting in a container. They are not individually "wrapped. ".

They are sitting in there like jelly beans. That's why I question if the integrity could be compromised if you took a bunch out of their individual wrappers and just throw them all together in a random container. I believe they were dry latex condoms, but unsure (hopefully not dried out).

Not sure why they would do that, but I've seen it before where they were taken out of their individual wrappers are thrown all together in a container.

[QUOTE=LasVegas1976;6896003]Just to be clear, when I say the condoms are sitting in a container. They are not individually "wrapped. ".

They are sitting in there like jelly beans. That's why I question if the integrity could be compromised if you took a bunch out of their individual wrappers and just throw them all together in a random container. I believe they were dry latex condoms, but unsure (hopefully not dried out).

Not sure why they would do that, but I've seen it before where they were taken out of their individual wrappers are thrown all together in a container.[/QUOTE]Just to follow-up on this. I actually texted with the AMP and the mama-san explained that when a client is scheduled for an appointment, they take the condom out of the wrapper and place it in the container so it's ready for use during the session. Not sure it's the protocol that I would follow, but they were pretty sanitary with cleaning off junior before the condom was placed on and the CBJ began, and then cleaned off the condom (with water based wipe) before hopping on to finish me off.

[QUOTE=LasVegas1976;6896405]Just to follow-up on this. I actually texted with the AMP and the mama-san explained that when a client is scheduled for an appointment, they take the condom out of the wrapper and place it in the container so it's ready for use during the session. Not sure it's the protocol that I would follow, but they were pretty sanitary with cleaning off junior before the condom was placed on and the CBJ began, and then cleaned off the condom (with water based wipe) before hopping on to finish me off.[/QUOTE]LOL.

Yeah right.

[QUOTE=ImmoralMessiah;6894205]Hey all, I want to try a massage parlor but dunno the procedure as a newbie, I don't want to go in there and they just give me a regular massage. Do I need to call in advance or are walk ins welcome, should I start negotiations or wait on them to offer etc?[/QUOTE]I totally agree with the advice offered by the others here. I would add:

1. Aside from this site, search porn and other sites for tips. One excellent resource is the MP Guide. You can find all nine chapters here and in the videos linked below this one.

[URL]https://txxx.com/videos/1288875/massage-parlor-guide-chapter-1-the-hand-job/[/URL]

2. The above links show the various services provided at different MPs. To choose the best one, look at the posts on this and other sites like rubmaps and *********. They will give you the prices and services offered. Match these to your fantasies and your means. Then, choose a few that match.

3. I recommend not calling but just traveling to your choices and walking in. Depending on your means, choose half or full hour. Full hour is probably better for starts.

4. When in the room, your masseuse will probably start massaging your back. Since your time is limited and most of these women do not know how to do massage, just let her know subtly what you are looking for. Touch her leg lightly. Tell her a joke like "I have some soreness in my crotch. Can you help with that?" Lots of women then ask, "What would you like?" I think that the best answer to this question depends on what you actually at that moment would like to do with her. If you just want a hand job, like in Chapter 1 of the MP guide, say, "Can you just massage me here?" If you want oral sex like in Chapter 2, make the sign with a finger going in and out of your mouth or ask her if she can use her mouth to massage you. FS can be called "everything or more creatively, "what you would do if I were your husband".

Good luck and please post a report afterward here.

[QUOTE=Hogman3199;6896437]LOL.

Yeah right.[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate? Do you think they just unwrap and store for days?

[QUOTE=LasVegas1976;6897086]Can you elaborate? Do you think they just unwrap and store for days?[/QUOTE]The containers I have seen have a couple days or more supply in them.

[QUOTE=BSouthgate;6896518]I totally agree with the advice offered by the others here. I would add:

1. Aside from this site, search porn and other sites for tips. One excellent resource is the MP Guide. You can find all nine chapters here and in the videos linked below this one.

[URL]https://txxx.com/videos/1288875/massage-parlor-guide-chapter-1-the-hand-job/[/URL]

2. The above links show the various services provided at different MPs. To choose the best one, look at the posts on this and other sites like rubmaps and *********. They will give you the prices and services offered. Match these to your fantasies and your means. Then, choose a few that match.

3. I recommend not calling but just traveling to your choices and walking in. Depending on your means, choose half or full hour. Full hour is probably better for starts.

4. When in the room, your masseuse will probably start massaging your back. Since your time is limited and most of these women do not know how to do massage, just let her know subtly what you are looking for. Touch her leg lightly. Tell her a joke like "I have some soreness in my crotch. Can you help with that?" Lots of women then ask, "What would you like?" I think that the best answer to this question depends on what you actually at that moment would like to do with her. If you just want a hand job, like in Chapter 1 of the MP guide, say, "Can you just massage me here?" If you want oral sex like in Chapter 2, make the sign with a finger going in and out of your mouth or ask her if she can use her mouth to massage you. FS can be called "everything or more creatively, "what you would do if I were your husband".

Good luck and please post a report afterward here.[/QUOTE]Now, this is a friendly post from Brother Monger, unlike others who are condescending, egotistical or think they are God's gift to women and won't share information. Hmm, who could that be? Thanks for the informational post. I, for one, am fully up to speed on the information you've provided, but others may not be. Thanks again for writing this post. You are indeed a Brother Monger.

[QUOTE=Hogman3199;6897107]The containers I have seen have a couple days or more supply in them.[/QUOTE]As long as they are not just washing them out and rolling them back up.

Stopped in to see the line up. Place smelled like onions, as often is the case in Asian AMPs. Off to a bad start. Greeted by Yuyu, late 30's early 40's. Small but not particularly attractive. Asked to see who else was working, enter Kiki, about same age, petite but had a relatively big gut. All in all super typical and nothing special. Not going to pay for that. Hard pass and left.

[QUOTE=SuukMyRod;6899097]Now, this is a friendly post from Brother Monger, unlike others who are condescending, egotistical or think they are God's gift to women and won't share information. Hmm, who could that be? Thanks for the informational post. I, for one, am fully up to speed on the information you've provided, but others may not be. Thanks again for writing this post. You are indeed a Brother Monger.[/QUOTE]Teaching was an important part of my professional life.

A young girl around 23- 25 her name is Mina. She took me to a room after I paid $60. She started from grabbing a bottle of oil in her hand, I could feel her warm hands against my skin. Then we spoke the deal later she removed her top. She was wearing D bra thick tits and so lovely face. Her hands moved lower gliding over my buttocks and down the backs of my thighs. I flipped over onto my back, trying to hide the growing bulge between my legs. Then she smiled mischievously and slowly slid her hand down between my legs. She straddled me and positioned herself over my throbbing cock. She slowly lowered herself onto me, taking every inch of my hard shaft deep inside her tight, wet pussy. I grabbed her hips and pulled her down onto me, fucking her with an intensity. She moaned and driving her closer and closer to the edge of orgasm. I could feel myself getting close too, the pressure building in my balls, It didn't take long before I lost control completely, It was a pleasantly fun.

[QUOTE=SuukMyRod;6899097]Now, this is a friendly post from Brother Monger, unlike others who are condescending, egotistical or think they are God's gift to women and won't share information. Hmm, who could that be? Thanks for the informational post. I, for one, am fully up to speed on the information you've provided, but others may not be. Thanks again for writing this post. You are indeed a Brother Monger.[/QUOTE]You're right there's numerous people up here with an agenda, some are storytellers with multiple accounts, others just tell stories and don't share, others shill for their AMP buddies. Others try to hook up people with girls who are either scammers and / or robbers, So in a sense you're right!

[QUOTE=PoolaRaja;6899924]A young girl around 23- 25 her name is Mina. She took me to a room after I paid $60. She started from grabbing a bottle of oil in her hand, I could feel her warm hands against my skin. Then we spoke the deal later she removed her top. She was wearing D bra thick tits and so lovely face. Her hands moved lower gliding over my buttocks and down the backs of my thighs. I flipped over onto my back, trying to hide the growing bulge between my legs. Then she smiled mischievously and slowly slid her hand down between my legs. She straddled me and positioned herself over my throbbing cock. She slowly lowered herself onto me, taking every inch of my hard shaft deep inside her tight, wet pussy. I grabbed her hips and pulled her down onto me, fucking her with an intensity. She moaned and driving her closer and closer to the edge of orgasm. I could feel myself getting close too, the pressure building in my balls, It didn't take long before I lost control completely, It was a pleasantly fun.[/QUOTE]Reports need to give information but also need to be sufficiently erotic to keep the reader's interest. This one is good. Thanks Pool.

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I had Abby. Energetic China girl. We went straight to the shower, I'm in a towel. She's completely naked and free. She takes my hand and we go, no other customers, but another girl comes out of the table shower room naked too WTF?? She just showered herself? I'm thinking now 2 girl session but didn't bring enough money. So we go in the shower room. Abby starts the shower I lay on the table and she soaps me up cleans my ass and junk very well. Rinses me with the long shower head. Then she rinses her body, she has a great body all natural and smooth. She grabs the gel bottle and oils herself up, its water soluble not baby oil. Then the fun begins.

Full body to body slide, kissing me all over I'm face down. She's rubbing her tits all over me feet to neck. Then she slides down and works my butt and spreading my cheeks. I can feel her licking and kissing and net she has her tongue up my ass rimming me. I lean my head over to make sure and she is indeed giving me a good rimming and ball bath. I raise my butt up and I'm on my knees and she goes in hot. I'm ready to turn over and she rinses the nuru off of me so I don't slip off the table and we continue in the room. 69 position and I finger her wet kitty and she DT my cock BB. Slide down for some P2 P slide, she's careful not to have an accident.

She continues the BBBJ and I have her ass and pussy in my hands while she sucks me.

I shoot a load CIM like the spaceX rocket. She sucks until I'm spent and slowly come back to earth.

Mission accomplished!